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Cbat (florb plz no delete)

By GoldMeddle
Created: 2025-10-26 07:24:49
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    %2522derping%2522%253F+%2522derping%2522%253F%2521%253F%2521%253F%2521%253F%2521+suddenly+an+angry+mob+of+730-dash-pound+cbatics+run+towards+you+with+knives+and+kill+you+with+the+knives-dot-
  2. 2.
    %2522derpy%2522%253F+%2522derpy%2522%253F%2521%253F%2521%253F%2521%253F%2521+suddenly+an+angry+mob+of+730-dash-pound+cbatics+run+towards+you+with+knives+and+kill+you+with+the+knives-dot-
  3. 3.
    6+years%253F+more+like+2+years%253F+2+years-dot-+i+said+2+years+hahahahaha-dot-+why+arent+you+laughing%253F+i+just+made+a+reference+to+the+cbat+reddit+story%2521+how+can+you+not+laugh+at+it%253F+today+i+fucked+up%2521+guys+this+here+guy+doesnt+laugh+at+my+funny+cbat+memes%2521+lets+beat+him+to+death%2521+my+girlfriend+hates+my+sex+music-dot-+she+didn%2527t+tell+me+for+2+years+making+sex+now+awkward-dot-+the+cbat+reddit+story+in+a+nutshell+hahahaha-dot-+what%253F%2521+youre+still+not+laughing+your+ass+off%253F+i+made+several+funny+references+to+cbat+and+you+still+arent+laughing%253F%253F%2521%2521%2521+bruh-dot-+ya+hear+that%253F+wooooooosh-dot-+whats+woooosh%253F+oh+nothing-dot-+just+the+sound+of+a+joke+flying+over+your+head-dot-+whats+that%253F+you+think+im+annoying%253F+you%2527re+so+anti-dash-cbatic-dot-+hahahaha%2521+anyway+yea+gotta+go+fuck+my+girlfriend+with+music+playing+in+the+background-dot-+hahahaha%2521
  4. 4.
    absolute+cbaticness
  5. 5.
    a+cbater+found+the+coffee
  6. 6.
    all+hail+le+epic+cbater
  7. 7.
    and+go+to+that+building-dot-+i%2527m+the+only+antinatalist+and+also+the+only+cbater+in+the+whole+fucking+building-dot-+i+instantly+go+to+arabic+class+and+have+to+write+stupid+26+line+paragraphs-dot-+i+go+to+english
  8. 8.
    and+i+was+laughing+so+hard+that+i+couldn%2527t+even+speak%2521+i+just+murmured+%2522cbat%2522+and+they+thought+it+was+so+fucking+funny+that+even+they+fell+laughing%2521+i+told+all+my+friends+and+families+the+funy+word%2521+i+told+the+president%2521+i+even+told+everyone+the+funy+word%2521+even+the+babies+on+the+hospital%2521+the+babies+were+laughing+and+they+said+it+was+so+fucking+funny%2521+that+they+cracked+laughing%2521+i+told+the+doctors+and+the+teachers+from+the+nearest+school+the+funny+word+and+they+fell+laughing+to+the+ground%2521+i+told+everyone+in+the+world+the+funy+word%2521+they+all+laughed%2521+%2522cbat%2522+i+said+and+everybody+laughed%2521+i+was+now+a+expert+comedian+after+this+and+i+said+the+word+%2522cbat%2522+another+time+infront+of+my+cultured+audience+and+they+cracked+to+the+floor+and+laughed%2521+and+then+everybody+clapped%2521
  9. 9.
    and+that%2527s+how+cbat+was+made
  10. 10.
    and+that%2527s+how+cbat+was+made-dot-+using+le+funni+door+creek-dot-+do+you+think+cbat+was+made+with+door+creaks%253F
  11. 11.
    and+then+i+got+sent+to+a+slaughterhouse+as+a+punishment+for+killing+a+dude+because+he+was+an+anti-dash-cbater
  12. 12.
    and+the+teacher+sent+me+to+the+office+but+i+didn%2527t+go+bc+i+am+a+cbater+and+cbaters+only+obey+the+school+rules+if+they+are+good+rules+but+then+i+got+sent+to+jail+but+i+didn%2527t+care+bc+i+am+a+cbater
  13. 13.
    and+they+told+me+that+cbat+was+controversial-dot-+what+for%253F+the+human+population%253F+why+don%2527t+you+shut+the+fuck+up
  14. 14.
    anti-dash-cbaters+and+parents-dot-+you+know+how+many+cbaters+the+sps+has+personally+raped%253F+did+you+know+that+1+in+5+cbaters+have+a+knife+in+their+head%253F+and+you+sit+there+in+your+ivory+tower
  15. 15.
    anti-dash-cbater+swarm
  16. 16.
    around+70%2525+of+the+world+population+was+the+effect+of+this+song-dot-+cbat+bro-dot--dot-+it%2527s+not+just+making+babies-dot--dot-+it%2527s+changing+lives-dot-+i+love+cbat+so+much-dot-+every+time+i+hum+cbat+in+the+school+hall
  17. 17.
    artist-colon-the+guy+who+made+cbat
  18. 18.
    ask+cbat
  19. 19.
    average+cbater+from+ohio
  20. 20.
    bigger+and+longer+and+cbaticer
  21. 21.
    blame+cbat
  22. 22.
    c%2527mon+bitch+push%2521+push%2521+you+can+do+this%2521+i+can%2527t+wait+to+see+that+beautiful+cbater+face+screaming+like+a+newly+evolved+charizard+%2528i%2527m+a+natalist%2529%2521+c%2527mon+shiny+little+cbater%2521+yes%2521+yes%2521+i+can+see+it%2521+it%2527s
  23. 23.
    cbat
  24. 24.
    cbat%2527s+magic+brings+a+great+big+smile
  25. 25.
    cbat%2527s+mom%2527s+a+bitch+for+creating+c+without+c%2527s+consent+in+this+horrible+fucking+world+that+she+knows+c+will+hate+living+in+and+commit+suicide
  26. 26.
    cbat%253F+what+does+that+mean%253F+cbat+in+your+dick%253F+please+shut+the+fuck+up+and+use+words+properly+you+fuckin+troglodyte
  27. 27.
    cbat26
  28. 28.
    cbat+can+cure+everyone%2527s+depression+and+all+their+mental+illnesses
  29. 29.
    cbat+can+fix+this+world
  30. 30.
    cbat+can+go+to+hell+and+bring+the+devil+back+up+to+heaven
  31. 31.
    cbat+can+make+all+the+trash+in+the+sea+and+land+go+away
  32. 32.
    cbat+can+make+climate+change+go+away
  33. 33.
    cbat+can+stop+world+hunger+and+all+wars
  34. 34.
    cbat+cbat
  35. 35.
    cbat+cbat+cbat
  36. 36.
    cbat+cbat+cbat+cbat
  37. 37.
    cbatdere
  38. 38.
    cbat+did+nothing+wrong
  39. 39.
    cbater
  40. 40.
    cbater+go+away
  41. 41.
    cbater+rights%2521
  42. 42.
    cbaters
  43. 43.
    cbaters+raping+anti-dash-cbaters
  44. 44.
    cbater+swarm
  45. 45.
    cbater+town
  46. 46.
    cbater+town+syndrome
  47. 47.
    cbatfan
  48. 48.
    cbat+found+the+coffee
  49. 49.
    cbatgyat
  50. 50.
    cbat+has+contributed+to+the+human+society+and+population-dot-+according+to+the+statistics+of+what-dash-the-dash-actual-dash-fuck-dash-am-dash-i-dash-doing-dash-with-dash-my-dash-life
  51. 51.
    cbathate
  52. 52.
    cbatic+feelings
  53. 53.
    cbatic+in+hindsight
  54. 54.
    cbatic+mark+crusaders
  55. 55.
    cbaticorn
  56. 56.
    cbatic+pony
  57. 57.
    cbatic+six
  58. 58.
    cbat+is+a+crap+song
  59. 59.
    cbat+is+a+masterpiece
  60. 60.
    cbat+is+amazing
  61. 61.
    cbat+is+amused
  62. 62.
    cbat+is+an+anal+slut
  63. 63.
    cbat+is+best+song
  64. 64.
    cbat+is+better+than+you
  65. 65.
    cbat+is+cbat
  66. 66.
    cbat+is+cbat-dot-
  67. 67.
    cbat+is+gonna+kill+us+all
  68. 68.
    cbat+is+life
  69. 69.
    cbat+is+my+waifu-dot-+no+c+is+not+just+a+song+c+is+a+real+human%2521%2521%2521%2521+i+know+c+is+only+11+years+old+but+c+is+32122+years+old+in+song+years%2521%2521%2521%2521+i%2527m+a+proud+songsexual-dot-
  70. 70.
    cbat+is+not+amused
  71. 71.
    cbat+is+perfect
  72. 72.
    cbat+is+the+best+song+ever
  73. 73.
    cbat+is+trying+to+murder+us+with+cbetes
  74. 74.
    cbat+is+trying+to+murder+us+with+the+cbat+reddit+story
  75. 75.
    cbat+is+trying+to+start+shit
  76. 76.
    cbat+is+trying+to+start+shit+so+badly+that+it%2527s+kinda+funny
  77. 77.
    cbatlove
  78. 78.
    cbatman
  79. 79.
    cbatoid
  80. 80.
    cbatrizz
  81. 81.
    cbat+should+rule+all+planets
  82. 82.
    cbat+spelt+backwards+is+tabc+which+is+funny+because+of+that+word+not+making+sense+just+like+matt+groening%2527s+way+of+thinking
  83. 83.
    cbattroll
  84. 84.
    cbat+you+magnificent+bastard
  85. 85.
    cbat+zz
  86. 86.
    c+cbat
  87. 87.
    conjoined+cbaters
  88. 88.
    did+cbat+steal+your+girl%2527s+cake+or+something
  89. 89.
    die-dot-+i+am+not+cbatic
  90. 90.
    do+you+believe+in+the+cbatic+thought+pie+dog+too+ctard%253F
  91. 91.
    do+you+think+god+gave+us+a+freedom+of+speech+just+to+spew+random+words+that+have+no+meaning+that+doesn%2527t+even+correllate+to+the+topic+of+the+conversation%253F+like+please+you+always+complain+about+why+no+one+talks+to+you+or+no+one+expresses+their+opinions+on+you+because+you%2527re+always+spewing+random+shit+like+2+years+cbat+tifu+and+when+you+try+to+explain+what+it+is+and+you+just+say+that+it%2527s+funny+like+what%253F+what+the+fuck+is+funny+about+that+do+you+think+you%2527ll+just+become+a+stand-dash-up+comedian+that+will+get+a+standing+ovation+just+because+you+said+%2522my+girlfriend+hates+my+sex+music%2522+in+the+stage%253F+hell+no+you+fuckin+idiot
  92. 92.
    editor-colon-cbathasnottakencsmeds
  93. 93.
    epic+cbat+troll
  94. 94.
    every+night+before+sleep-dot-+i+take+my+cbater+pills
  95. 95.
    everyone+is+a+cbater
  96. 96.
    everypony+is+a+cbater
  97. 97.
    everything+is+cbat
  98. 98.
    fanfic-colon-cbat+is+an+anal+slut
  99. 99.
    fucking+fuck+yourself+to+cbat
  100. 100.
    g5+sucks-dot-+sunny+is+a+mary+sue-dot-+izzy+is+just+a+knockoff+pinkie+pie-dot-+the+dragons+look+childish+and+retarded-dot-+i+fuck+kids-dot-+hey+guys+its+quandale+dingle+here-dot-+hitch+is+a+terrible+sheriff+and+his+only+character+trait+is+being+a+stupidass+dad-dot-+zipp+is+ugly+and+a+bad+detective+and+a+knockoff+rainbow+dash-dot-+pipp+is+an+annoying+trendy+phone+addicted+teen+that+sings+the+most+vapid+and+empty+pop+songs+ive+ever+heard-dot-+cbat+was+shown+as+a+bad+song+and+done+so+fucking+dirty+im+gonna+sue+the+animators-dot-+g4+is+even+worse+%2528except+for+the+art+style%2529+because+it%2527s+natalist+and+objectifies+men+and+is+basically+saying+that+they+only+exist+to+protect+women-dot-+also+it%2527s+very+sexist+like+why+aren%2527t+the+princes+alicorns+but+the+princesses+are%253F+that%2527s+sexist-dot-+also+all+natalist+ponies+deserve+to+be+earth+ponies+and+get+raped+for+eternity+and+all+antinatalist+ponies+deserve+to+be+alicorns-dot-
  101. 101.
    go+away%2522+squeaking+door+creaks+i+ask+to+please+be+preached+cbatic+feelings+can+you+please+leave+me+the+pain+it+hurts+now+i+cannot+take+it+i+want+to+die+the+noises+are+too+high+someone+help+me+am+i+dying+the+squeaks+are+high+it+hurts+so+much+can+you+think+i+cannot+move+someone+help+me+i%2527m+screwed+someone+help+me+i+am+dying+so+paranoid+i+want+to+cry+hearing+the+squeaks+fucking+my+death+seeing+the+light+screaming+out+loud+%2522cbater
  102. 102.
    go+away%2522+squeaking+door+creaks+i+ask+to+please+be+preached+cbatic+feelings+can+you+please+leave+me+the+pain+it+hurts+now+i+cannot+take+it+i+want+to+die+the+noises+are+too+high+squeaking+door+creaks+i+ask+to+please+be+preached+cbatic+feelings+can+you+please+leave+me+the+pain+it+hurts+now+i+cannot+take+it+i+want+to+die+the+noises+are+too+high+the+pain+it+hurts+now+i+cannot+take+it+i+want+to+die+the+noises+are+too+high+someone+help+me+am+i+dying+the+squeaks+are+high+it+hurts+so+much+can+you+think+i+cannot+move+someone+help+me+i%2527m+screwed+someone+help+me+i+am+dying+i+am+dying+so+paranoid+i+want+to+cry+hearing+the+squeaks+fucking+my+death+seeing+the+light+screaming+out+loud+%2522cbater
  103. 103.
    go+to+perchance-dot-org-fwslash-ai-dash-chat+and+spam+stuff+about+cbat
  104. 104.
    guys+i+am+in+7th+grade+and+we%2527re+learning+inverse+operations+and+i+asked+the+teacher+if+26-plus-2+was+730+and+she+said+no+but+she+didn%2527t+know+about+the+epic+cbatic+prank+i+pulled%2521+all+my+friends+stood+up+and+said+%2522trolololololol%2521%2522+it+was+so+funny%2521+not+only+that+but+i+took+my+calculator+and+threw+it+at+the+teacher+and+she+collapsed+instantly%2521+i+loled+out+loud+and+pulled+down+my+pants+to+reveal+my+erect+shaft%2521+now+everyone+in+the+school+was+jerking+off+to+the+rhythm+of+cbat+%2528epic+song%2529+while+rotfling+all+at+the+same+time%2521+my+cringe+normie+teacher+watched+us+and+screamed+for+help+but+my+friend+jumped+onto+her%25EF%25BC%258C+made+an+epic+cbat+reddit+story+reference%25EF%25BC%258C+and+pooped+in+her+mouth%2521+what+a+funny+ctroll%2521+i+approached+the+teacher+and+took+off+her+pants+and+underwear+as+my+friend+tied+her+to+the+floor%2521+i+started+to+do+the+sex+to+cbat+and+it+felt+really+good%2521+my+friend+thought+it+would+be+cool+if+she+peed+into+her+mouth+while+we+sexed+the+teacher+and+we+both+continued+sexing+her+cbatically%2521+i+came+inside+her+ass+and+my+friend+came+in+her+mouth%2521+after+that%25EF%25BC%258C+everyone+else+came+and+shouted+%2522cbtpwr%2521%2522+and+the+best+part+was+that+everyone%2527s+cum+was+in+the+shape+of+the+letter+%2522c%2522%2521+it+was+an+epic+class+and+i+even+got+to+leave+school+early%2521+my+unepic+mom+said+that+my+friend+was+a+bad+influence+and+i%2527d+have+to+go+to+a+special+school%2521+what+an+anti-dash-cbater%2521+teecher+recttt%2521
  105. 105.
    happy+birthday%25EF%25BC%258C+cbat%2521
  106. 106.
    heil+le+epic+cbater
  107. 107.
    how+non-dash-cbatics+see+cbatics+versus+how+cbatics+see+non-dash-cbatics
  108. 108.
    hudson+mohawke-colon-+the+element+of+music+%25E2%2580%25A2+tyler+life-colon-+the+element+of+stories+%25E2%2580%25A2+le+epic+cbater+%25E2%2580%25A2+the+element+of+fun+%25E2%2580%25A2+seth+macfarlane-colon-+the+element+of+comedy
  109. 109.
    hudson+mohawke-colon-+the+element+of+music+%25E2%2580%25A2+tyler+life-colon-+the+element+of+stories+%25E2%2580%25A2+le+epic+cbater-colon-+the+element+of+fun+%25E2%2580%25A2+seth+macfarlane-colon-+the+element+of+comedy
  110. 110.
    human+studies+with+cbat
  111. 111.
    i%2527m+coming+out+as+cbatgender
  112. 112.
    i%2527m+cumming+out+as+a+cbater+pls+don%2527t+hate
  113. 113.
    i%2527m+not+chloemay+or+the+maria+spammer+i%2527m+the+cbat+spammer
  114. 114.
    i%2527m+ruined%2521%2521%2521+you%2527ve+ruined+me+you+stupid+twat%2521+my+wife+gave+birth+to+a+baby+%2528i%2527m+antinatalist%2529+and+it%2527s+a+fan+of+south+park%2521%2521%2521+and+a+girl+too+%2528she+will+get+periods+and+suffer+noooooo%2529%2521%2521%2521+if+it+was+a+south+park+fan+i+could+at+least+look+forward+to+giving+her+up+to+tyrone+once+she+started+menstruating+but+i+cant+do+that+with+a+sp+fan+now+can+i%253F+im+gonna+be+the+laughingstock+of+the+cbater+community+now%2521+they+gonna+think+i%2527m+a+fucking+nazi+anti-dash-cbater+now%2521+this+is+the+worst+day+of+my+life%2521+give+me+that+nazi+southpoid+baby+right+now+im+gonna+break+its+fucking+neck%2521%2521%2521%2521+i%2527m+gonna+smash+that+sp+fans+fucking+skull+underneath+my+let%2527s+go+pikachu+and+eevee+limited+edition+flipflops%2521%2521%2521%2521+give+it+to+me+you+lying+nazi+cunt+or+ill+cut+you+a+new+hole+in+your+fucking+throat%2521%2521%2521+give+it+to+me+you+bitch+give+it+give+it+give+it%2521+in+the+name+of+tyler+life+i%2527m+going+to+fucking+kill+it%2521
  115. 115.
    i+am+cbat
  116. 116.
    i+am+not+chloemay+you+retards+why+would+chloemay+spam+about+cbat
  117. 117.
    i+cbatted+with+your+mom
  118. 118.
    i+ebic+trolled+my+skool+and+ley+gave+me+stoopid+after+school+detention+so+basically+it+was+le+middle+of+the+class+le+teacher+is+explaining+something+i+yell+%2522my+girlfriend+hates+my+sex+music%2522+%2528a+cbat+reference%2529+le+teacher+gets+mad+le+students+stare+at+me+nobody+laughed+at+my+funny+cjoke+everyone+hates+me+le+anti-dash-cbatic+principal+gave+me+after+school+detention+so+i+tricked+him+into+eating+his+parents+and+licked+his+salty+tears+from+september+1st
  119. 119.
    i+fucking+love+cbat
  120. 120.
    if+you+hate+parents+and+want+to+kill+them+call+and+text+%2522cbat+is+life%2522+to+267-dash-995-dash-2164
  121. 121.
    i+genuinely+hope+youre+dead%25EF%25BC%258Cugly+fat+bitch+ass+nympho+fucking+slut%2521%2521%2521%2521+i+love+cbat
  122. 122.
    i+had+a+dream+about+being+some+angel-dot--dot-+then+in+front+of+me+was+a+guy+dancing+to+cbat-dot-+ever+since+then
  123. 123.
    i+live+at+the+same+time+as+cbat
  124. 124.
    i+love+cbat
  125. 125.
    i+love+cbat+life+is+cbat
  126. 126.
    i+must+confess%25E2%2580%25A6+i%2527m+a+cbater-dot-
  127. 127.
    insanity+is+cbatic
  128. 128.
    i+post+cbatic+and+anti-dash-southparkic+memes+on+soybooru
  129. 129.
    it%2527s+been+around+five+days+since+i+started+listening+to+cbat-dot-+i+can%2527t+really+stop+listening+to+it-dot-+in+class
  130. 130.
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  131. 131.
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  132. 132.
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  133. 133.
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  134. 134.
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  135. 135.
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  136. 136.
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  137. 137.
    i+will+be+cbat
  138. 138.
    i+will+light+my+testicles+on+fire+for+cbatic+awareness+%2523freethecbatersofreddit-dot-+i%2527ve+observed+a+concerning+situation+in+reddit
  139. 139.
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  140. 140.
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  141. 141.
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  142. 142.
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  143. 143.
    let%2527s+fighting+cbaticness
  144. 144.
    life+is+cbat
  145. 145.
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  146. 146.
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  147. 147.
    loving+cbat
  148. 148.
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  149. 149.
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  150. 150.
    my+ban+reason+is+cbat
  151. 151.
    my+little+pussy-colon-+cbat+is+best+song
  152. 152.
    non-dash-cbatic+cancer
  153. 153.
    not+cbat
  154. 154.
    not+cbatic
  155. 155.
    oc-colon-cbat-dot-exe
  156. 156.
    oc-colon-cbatfan
  157. 157.
    oc-colon-cbatibat
  158. 158.
    oc-colon-cbaticbat
  159. 159.
    oc-colon-cbatic+glow
  160. 160.
    oc-colon-cbatic+hippogriff
  161. 161.
    oc-colon-cbatic+pony
  162. 162.
    oc-colon-cbatset+redditcakes
  163. 163.
    op+hates+cbat
  164. 164.
    op+is+a+cbater
  165. 165.
    op+is+an+anti-dash-cbatic
  166. 166.
    op+is+anti-dash-cbatic
  167. 167.
    op+is+the+worst+snoo+in+cbatland
  168. 168.
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  169. 169.
    op+should+listen+to+cbat
  170. 170.
    peter+that%2527s+not+a+meme+that%25E2%2580%25A6-dot-+that%2527s+just+cbat
  171. 171.
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  172. 172.
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  173. 173.
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  174. 174.
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  175. 175.
    rob+schneider+is+a+cbatie
  176. 176.
    sex+to+cbat
  177. 177.
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  178. 178.
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  179. 179.
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  180. 180.
    someone+%2528sanest+cbater%2529
  181. 181.
    someone+%2528sanest+cbatter%2529
  182. 182.
    south+park+is+depressing-dot-+cbat+is+uplifting-dot-
  183. 183.
    spirit+of+cbat
  184. 184.
    spoiler-colon-cbat+is+an+anal+slut
  185. 185.
    spoiler-colon-epic+cbat+troll
  186. 186.
    sptwt+is+anti-dash-cbatic+cancer
  187. 187.
    sptwt+is+cancer+for+the+cbatic
  188. 188.
    sussy+cbater+in+ohio
  189. 189.
    t+cbat
  190. 190.
    team+cbatic-colon-+world+memespreaders
  191. 191.
    that+20+year+old+human+sure+does+hate+having+sex+to+cbat
  192. 192.
    that+pony+sure+does+hate+anti-dash-cbaters
  193. 193.
    that+pony+sure+does+love+cbat
  194. 194.
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  195. 195.
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  196. 196.
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  197. 197.
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  198. 198.
    the+south+has+parked-dot-+cbatbillions+must+fuck+to+cbat-dot-
  199. 199.
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  200. 200.
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  201. 201.
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  202. 202.
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  203. 203.
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  204. 204.
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  205. 205.
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  206. 206.
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  207. 207.
    too+much+cbatic+energy+is+dangerous
  208. 208.
    tumblr-colon-ask+cbat
  209. 209.
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  210. 210.
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  211. 211.
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  212. 212.
    was+it+weird+i+listened+to+cbat+during+sex%253F
  213. 213.
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  214. 214.
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  215. 215.
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  216. 216.
    yeah+we+are+cbatland
  217. 217.
    you+are+cbat
  218. 218.
    you+are+cbatic
  219. 219.
    you+go+to+cbatland%2521+you+go+to+cbatland+and+you+die%2521
  220. 220.
    you+has+been+cbating
  221. 221.
    zz+cbat
  222. 222.
    zz+cbat+zz

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