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Violators Will Be Prostituted

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Created: 2026-08-27 06:38:50
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    First greentext. Thanks to Exuno for lending their character.
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  7. 7.
    > be anon
  8. 8.
    > average earth stallion
  9. 9.
    > live in manehattan suburb
  10. 10.
    > rent 3 room apartment
  11. 11.
    > work in bland cubicle 9-5
  12. 12.
    > not awful, but not amazing
  13. 13.
    > at least your commute is good
  14. 14.
    > or rather, lack thereof
  15. 15.
    > literally half a dozen blocks on hoof
  16. 16.
    > would be only 4 if not for that vacant lot though
  17. 17.
    > aside from some perimeter fencing and weeds, it's been empty as long as you can remember
  18. 18.
    > hopefully it gets developed someday
  19. 19.
    > owner's probably waiting until real estate prices go to a million bits per square meter
  20. 20.
    > fuck them in particular
  21. 21.
    > parents visited recently
  22. 22.
    > they keep telling you to socialize more
  23. 23.
    > "it'll be good for your mental health"
  24. 24.
    > "it'll be good for networking"
  25. 25.
    > job is draining enough
  26. 26.
    > don't want to waste the few leisure hours you do have
  27. 27.
    > relationship sounds nice, but would take a lot of effort
  28. 28.
    > maybe sometime in the far future
  29. 29.
    > the singular toy you own is adequate for now
  30. 30.
    > hopefully it lasts until then
  31. 31.
     
  32. 32.
    > wake up one day
  33. 33.
    > check clock
  34. 34.
    > 10 minutes before work
  35. 35.
    > must've forgotten to set the alarm
  36. 36.
    > violently eject yourself out from under the sheets
  37. 37.
    > brush hair
  38. 38.
    > tie tie
  39. 39.
    > run out the door with a slice of bread in your mouth like a bad aneighme cosplay
  40. 40.
    > sprint down the street, dodging pedestrians and vehicles as you go
  41. 41.
    > each step has almost enough force to create sparks
  42. 42.
    > chain link comes into view
  43. 43.
    > oh, right
  44. 44.
    > the dreaded detour
  45. 45.
    > that'll cost an extra two minutes at least
  46. 46.
    > if only there was a way directly across
  47. 47.
    > glance to the side
  48. 48.
    > there's some discarded wood pallets leaning against the fence
  49. 49.
    > oh fuck yeah
  50. 50.
    > alter trajectory
  51. 51.
    > ramp off of them
  52. 52.
    > hit the ground a bit hard
  53. 53.
    > stumble but keep your balance
  54. 54.
    > dash across the barren lot
  55. 55.
    > screech to a halt at the other side
  56. 56.
    > you completely missed formulating an exit strategy
  57. 57.
    > scan for anything potentially useful
  58. 58.
    > nothing
  59. 59.
    > well shit
  60. 60.
    > there's a dented metal sign on the ground nearby
  61. 61.
    > you read it
  62. 62.
    > NO TRESPASSING
  63. 63.
    > VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSTITUTED
  64. 64.
    > ...
  65. 65.
    > you read it again
  66. 66.
    > yep, that's what it says
  67. 67.
    > probably just a typo though
  68. 68.
    > seriously, what kind of freak would try to -
  69. 69.
    > earsplitting crack rings out from behind you
  70. 70.
    > entire body goes numb
  71. 71.
    > fall over
  72. 72.
    > pass out
  73. 73.
     
  74. 74.
    > wake up
  75. 75.
    > again
  76. 76.
    > not in your bed though
  77. 77.
    > or your apartment
  78. 78.
    > the soft yellow lighting makes that much clear
  79. 79.
    > no windows either
  80. 80.
    > rub your eyes
  81. 81.
    > roll over
  82. 82.
    > there's a white and purple unicorn watching you
  83. 83.
    > y'know what, fuck it
  84. 84.
    > anything goes apparently
  85. 85.
    > "howdy, stranger"
  86. 86.
    > feminine voice
  87. 87.
    > probably a mare
  88. 88.
    > politely tell her to eat shit
  89. 89.
    > "chill, i just want to talk"
  90. 90.
    > roll over to your original position
  91. 91.
    > "it'll be a lot easier if you cooperate"
  92. 92.
    > call her bluff
  93. 93.
    > "well, i don't think the cops will be as lenient"
  94. 94.
    > she's got you there
  95. 95.
    > sigh and accept defeat
  96. 96.
    > "first off, name"
  97. 97.
    > anonymous
  98. 98.
    > "why were you on our property?"
  99. 99.
    > late to work
  100. 100.
    > tried to cut through the lot
  101. 101.
    > "didn't have time to go around?"
  102. 102.
    > nope
  103. 103.
    > "how do you want to resolve this situation?"
  104. 104.
    > ask her to elaborate
  105. 105.
    > "you have two options, money or labor"
  106. 106.
    > what
  107. 107.
    > "either pay the fine for trespassing, or you'll work here for the day"
  108. 108.
    > don't have any bits on hoof
  109. 109.
    > suggest she write an i.o.u.
  110. 110.
    > you have no intention to pay her
  111. 111.
    > "sorry, can't do that"
  112. 112.
    > work it is then
  113. 113.
    > she presents a document
  114. 114.
    > seems like some sort of consent form or contract
  115. 115.
    > you sign it
  116. 116.
    > "excellent, follow me"
  117. 117.
    > she leads you out of the room
  118. 118.
    > hallway is tastefully decorated
  119. 119.
    > wood floor, cyan and magenta lights
  120. 120.
    > must be some higher end business
  121. 121.
    > enter what looks like a combination clothing store and hair salon
  122. 122.
    > another unicorn mare greets you
  123. 123.
    > this one's almost entirely shades of pink
  124. 124.
    > wait
  125. 125.
    > no, that's a stallion
  126. 126.
    > ok fine yes he's cute
  127. 127.
    > "oh, a new face?"
  128. 128.
    > "yep, go ahead and get him presentable"
  129. 129.
    > "on it"
  130. 130.
    > she leaves
  131. 131.
    > he walks around you a few times
  132. 132.
    > "that tie suits you, i'll keep it"
  133. 133.
    > thanks? i guess?
  134. 134.
    > he sets it aside and picks up a hair trimmer with his magic
  135. 135.
    > blood temperature instantly drops 10 degrees
  136. 136.
    > "alright, hold still for a few minutes"
  137. 137.
    > close your eyes and wait for the inevitable
  138. 138.
    > he hacks at you for a bit
  139. 139.
    > 99% sure you're going to look fucking stupid when he's done
  140. 140.
    > buzzing stops
  141. 141.
    > few passes with a comb
  142. 142.
    > some gel
  143. 143.
    > "that should do it"
  144. 144.
    > crack an eye, expecting the worst
  145. 145.
    > see your reflection in a nearby mirror
  146. 146.
    > it's ... pretty good, actually
  147. 147.
    > mane is stiff and straight like a toothbrush, about ear length
  148. 148.
    > tail is neatly arranged, goes about halfway to the floor
  149. 149.
    > makes you seem more confident and professional
  150. 150.
    > like wearing an Anon Pro Max costume
  151. 151.
    > weird
  152. 152.
    > tie goes back on
  153. 153.
    > he brings out sunglasses and a plain silver watch
  154. 154.
    > equip and inspect
  155. 155.
    > hot damn
  156. 156.
    > you'd fit right in with the c suite
  157. 157.
    > guy knows his stuff
  158. 158.
    > mare returns
  159. 159.
    > "hmm, looking sharp there"
  160. 160.
    > thank you ma'am
  161. 161.
    > stallion winks at you
  162. 162.
    > wink back
  163. 163.
    > "this way, please"
  164. 164.
    > follow her down a different hallway
  165. 165.
    > concrete floor, unpainted walls, fluorescent lights
  166. 166.
    > probably a staff only area
  167. 167.
    > notice muffled music in the background
  168. 168.
    > "you'll need an alias, by the way"
  169. 169.
    > wdym
  170. 170.
    > "so the clients can identify you without knowing your real name"
  171. 171.
    > what kind of place /is/ this
  172. 172.
    > she leads you through a door marked STAGE ACCESS
  173. 173.
    > there's several other mares and stallions inside
  174. 174.
    > earth, pegasus, unicorn, zebra, thestral, kirin
  175. 175.
    > sitting, lounging on a couch, standing around and talking to each other
  176. 176.
    > their outfits are ...
  177. 177.
    > let's say "varied"
  178. 178.
    > they fluctuate between different degrees of flamboyant, comedic and cultural appropriation
  179. 179.
    > on a scale between "yakyakistan native" and "arrested for public indecency", most land near the latter end
  180. 180.
    > oh
  181. 181.
    > it's /that/ kind of place
  182. 182.
    > should've guessed
  183. 183.
    > she disappears behind a curtain
  184. 184.
    > pegasus wanders over
  185. 185.
    > stereotypical surfer bro getup
  186. 186.
    > "let me guess, you got caught trespassing?"
  187. 187.
    > yep
  188. 188.
    > "don't feel too bad, that's how most of us got here"
  189. 189.
    > today?
  190. 190.
    > he snorts
  191. 191.
    > "nah, some of them started years ago"
  192. 192.
    > ask why they're still around
  193. 193.
    > "easy lays, easy bits"
  194. 194.
    > your mind simultaneously reacts in opposite directions
  195. 195.
    > part A is disgusted by his callousness
  196. 196.
    > part B thinks it's a pretty good deal
  197. 197.
    > literal fuck bitches get money type shit
  198. 198.
    > mare reappears
  199. 199.
    > "thought of a name yet?"
  200. 200.
    > internal panic
  201. 201.
    > uhhhh
  202. 202.
    > something tie related?
  203. 203.
    > ...
  204. 204.
    > windsor knot
  205. 205.
    > "ooh, i like it"
  206. 206.
    > nat 20 skill check passed
  207. 207.
    > crisis averted
  208. 208.
    > she taps a hoof against the floor
  209. 209.
    > "it's showtime, folks"
  210. 210.
    > oh great
  211. 211.
    > time to make a buffoon of yourself in front of an audience
  212. 212.
    > curtains open
  213. 213.
    > you're on a stage
  214. 214.
    > maybe 100 spectators
  215. 215.
    > she struts up to the stripper pole in front
  216. 216.
    > introduces herself
  217. 217.
    > yadda yadda yadda
  218. 218.
    > applause
  219. 219.
    > goes to a desk on the side
  220. 220.
    > first in line steps up to the pole
  221. 221.
    > sequined zebra stallion
  222. 222.
    > does his routine
  223. 223.
    > audience goes wild
  224. 224.
    > points to a particularly enthusiastic mare
  225. 225.
    > she comes up onstage
  226. 226.
    > he takes her off the other side
  227. 227.
    > second
  228. 228.
    > kirin mare
  229. 229.
    > dances for a few minutes
  230. 230.
    > takes a stallion
  231. 231.
    > surfer bro
  232. 232.
    > he's clearly experienced
  233. 233.
    > and gay, apparently
  234. 234.
    > wasn't expecting that
  235. 235.
    > thestral mare
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    > lesbian
  237. 237.
    > notice you're up next
  238. 238.
    > the emcee isn't expecting you to just wing it, right?
  239. 239.
    > her desk rolls in front of the pole
  240. 240.
    > pink stallion backstage moves the couch next to it
  241. 241.
    > "... windsor knot!"
  242. 242.
    > thank fuck
  243. 243.
    > scattered sounds of general approval as you take a seat
  244. 244.
    > "welcome, how're you doing today?"
  245. 245.
    > wat do?
  246. 246.
    > [apathetic]
  247. 247.
    > [brutally honest]
  248. 248.
    > [Funny™️]
  249. 249.
    > choose option 3
  250. 250.
    > just got off the ferry
  251. 251.
    > or the breezie, couldn't tell
  252. 252.
    > that gets some chuckles
  253. 253.
    > "so you're a local?"
  254. 254.
    > been here 20 years
  255. 255.
    > "how would you describe yourself?"
  256. 256.
    > courteous, professional, straightforward
  257. 257.
    > she nods
  258. 258.
    > "are you into guys or gals?"
  259. 259.
    > gals
  260. 260.
    > "top or bottom?"
  261. 261.
    > top
  262. 262.
    > "dom or sub?"
  263. 263.
    > neutral
  264. 264.
    > "vanilla or kinky?"
  265. 265.
    > depends
  266. 266.
    > "what do you want in a partner?"
  267. 267.
    > once in a lifetime opportunity
  268. 268.
    > seize it
  269. 269.
    > my dick
  270. 270.
    > entire club bursts into laughter
  271. 271.
    > good one Anon
  272. 272.
    > she smirks
  273. 273.
    > "i meant qualities"
  274. 274.
    > hmm
  275. 275.
    > you aren't exactly inexperienced
  276. 276.
    > there's been a number of times with coworkers when they were in season
  277. 277.
    > might as well stick with what you know
  278. 278.
    > "service top?"
  279. 279.
    > sounds about right
  280. 280.
    > "and you're open to mares who want that itch scratched?"
  281. 281.
    > basically
  282. 282.
    > "alrighty then, is there anyone here who catches your eye?"
  283. 283.
    > scan the audience
  284. 284.
    > some of the mares are quite attractive, but they look at you a bit too eagerly
  285. 285.
    > notice movement from one of the booths
  286. 286.
    > looks like a group of friends encouraging one of their members to get your attention
  287. 287.
    > it's working
  288. 288.
    > point to her
  289. 289.
    > the unicorn with the round glasses
  290. 290.
    > her eyes nearly fall out of her head
  291. 291.
    > good thing she has something to prevent that
  292. 292.
    > "come on up to the stage, miss"
  293. 293.
    > her friends practically carry her over
  294. 294.
    > the lights reveal her pale yellow coat and medium blue hair
  295. 295.
    > and profusely flushed face
  296. 296.
    > walk to the edge and hold out a forehoof
  297. 297.
    > she cautiously takes it
  298. 298.
    > pull her onstage
  299. 299.
    > you're about a head taller
  300. 300.
    > some cheers from the crowd
  301. 301.
    > "and we have a winner"
  302. 302.
    > she'd be perfectly camouflaged in a pony-sized jar of tomato sauce
  303. 303.
    > lead her off the side of the stage like you saw the others do
  304. 304.
    > pink stallion is waiting behind the curtain
  305. 305.
    > "ooh, you got a cute one"
  306. 306.
    > somehow her blush intensifies even further
  307. 307.
    > "this way"
  308. 308.
    > follow him
  309. 309.
    > first set of hallways again
  310. 310.
    > he opens the door to the room you woke up in
  311. 311.
    > "hold still for a moment"
  312. 312.
    > his horn glows
  313. 313.
    > your body tingles
  314. 314.
    > "all set, you two have fun now"
  315. 315.
    > you enter
  316. 316.
    > she enters
  317. 317.
    > he closes it behind her
  318. 318.
    > take off sunglasses and watch
  319. 319.
    > set them on a nearby table
  320. 320.
    > turn to her
  321. 321.
    > she seems nervous
  322. 322.
    > ask how she's doing
  323. 323.
    > "... okay, i guess"
  324. 324.
    > tell her she can back out at any time
  325. 325.
    > "i don't want to disappoint the others ..."
  326. 326.
    > forehoof on her shoulder
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    > this isn't their business
  328. 328.
    > you shouldn't feel forced to decide on their behalf
  329. 329.
    > so don't do it unless you want to
  330. 330.
    > she thinks for a minute
  331. 331.
    > "... i'll do it"
  332. 332.
    > y'sure?
  333. 333.
    > "yeah, i trust you"
  334. 334.
    > smooch her snoot
  335. 335.
    > she blushes so hard her glasses fog
  336. 336.
    > fucken shit that's adorable
  337. 337.
    > gently pull her onto the bed
  338. 338.
    > nuzzle under her chin
  339. 339.
    > she rolls onto her back
  340. 340.
    > start making a trail of kisses down her underside
  341. 341.
    > feel her heightened pulse through her chest
  342. 342.
    > squish her belly
  343. 343.
    > she's wonderfully soft
  344. 344.
    > not chubby, not toned
  345. 345.
    > her breath is heavy and unsteady by now
  346. 346.
    > arrive at the intersection of left hindleg and right hindleg
  347. 347.
    > rub a fetlock against her slit
  348. 348.
    > "mmmnf ..."
  349. 349.
    > slowly lick it
  350. 350.
    > she arches her back
  351. 351.
    > start eating her out
  352. 352.
    > soft gasps
  353. 353.
    > wedge your muzzle inside
  354. 354.
    > proceed to tenderly tonguefuck her
  355. 355.
    > her hinds wrap around your head
  356. 356.
    > "oh stars, don't stop"
  357. 357.
    > you weren't planning to
  358. 358.
    > whines slowly increase in duration, pitch and volume
  359. 359.
    > she suddenly goes rigid
  360. 360.
    > squeals
  361. 361.
    > sprays marecum into your face
  362. 362.
    > a /lot/ of it
  363. 363.
    > falls limp
  364. 364.
    > panting
  365. 365.
    > twitching
  366. 366.
    > must've been pretty pent up
  367. 367.
    > so are you
  368. 368.
    > lie down on top of her
  369. 369.
    > throbbing cock sandwiched between you two
  370. 370.
    > nuzzle her chin
  371. 371.
    > eyes drift open
  372. 372.
    > "... windsor?"
  373. 373.
    > yes?
  374. 374.
    > "i want it"
  375. 375.
    > inside?
  376. 376.
    > she nods
  377. 377.
    > pull back
  378. 378.
    > prod with the tip a few times
  379. 379.
    > line it up
  380. 380.
    > push forward
  381. 381.
    > sink into her
  382. 382.
    > oh sweet stars above she feels good
  383. 383.
    > incoherent mess spills out of her mouth as you hilt
  384. 384.
    > sack to ponut
  385. 385.
    > hold position so she can get accustomed to the stuffing
  386. 386.
    > "... t-t-too much ..."
  387. 387.
    > oshit
  388. 388.
    > slowly withdraw to the medial ring
  389. 389.
    > okay now?
  390. 390.
    > nod
  391. 391.
    > was it uncomfortable?
  392. 392.
    > "no, just ... slightly overwhelming"
  393. 393.
    > hmmmm
  394. 394.
    > probably best if she leads
  395. 395.
    > hold her
  396. 396.
    > roll onto your back
  397. 397.
    > now she's on top
  398. 398.
    > is this better?
  399. 399.
    > another nod
  400. 400.
    > she starts grinding
  401. 401.
    > you pull a pillow under your head
  402. 402.
    > her pace gradually becomes more confident
  403. 403.
    > she sits up to properly ride you
  404. 404.
    > eye contact
  405. 405.
    > self-conscious grin
  406. 406.
    > smile back
  407. 407.
    > she squeezes
  408. 408.
    > that gets a soft moan out of you
  409. 409.
    > her eyes widen
  410. 410.
    > "oh, wow"
  411. 411.
    > another
  412. 412.
    > you throb in response
  413. 413.
    > she giggles
  414. 414.
    > keeps going, faster now
  415. 415.
    > wet slaps fill the room
  416. 416.
    > you won't last long at this rate
  417. 417.
    > hopefully she doesn't either
  418. 418.
    > the shivers racing through her is a good sign
  419. 419.
    > grab her flanks to assist the ride
  420. 420.
    > up down up down
  421. 421.
    > plap plap plap
  422. 422.
    > "windsor, i ... i'm gonna ..."
  423. 423.
    > go ahead, let it out
  424. 424.
    > "... ffff/fuck/ -"
  425. 425.
    > she locks up again
  426. 426.
    > douses your crotch
  427. 427.
    > spasms around your shaft
  428. 428.
    > you feel yourself flare
  429. 429.
    > firmly pull her all the way down
  430. 430.
    > unload at least a dozen shots
  431. 431.
    > fffffuuuuuuuuck yes
  432. 432.
    > all 8 legs go slack
  433. 433.
    > she collapses onto you, out of breath
  434. 434.
    > hug her
  435. 435.
    > long silence
  436. 436.
    > "... windsor?"
  437. 437.
    > hm?
  438. 438.
    > "i ... i think i love you"
  439. 439.
    > eyes drift open
  440. 440.
    > contemplate
  441. 441.
    > barely know her
  442. 442.
    > don't plan to do this again
  443. 443.
    > there will be awkward conversations
  444. 444.
    > on the other hoof
  445. 445.
    > she seems nice
  446. 446.
    > the sex was great
  447. 447.
    > your parents will stop complaining
  448. 448.
    > ...
  449. 449.
    > might as well try doing the whole relationship thing
  450. 450.
    > meet here again in a week?
  451. 451.
    > "oh ... uh, yeah, i'd like that"
  452. 452.
    > roll to set her on the bed
  453. 453.
    > get up
  454. 454.
    > dick pops out
  455. 455.
    > wow that's a lot
  456. 456.
    > unf
  457. 457.
    > clean yourselves
  458. 458.
    > reaccessorize
  459. 459.
    > leave
  460. 460.
    > walk her back to the club area
  461. 461.
    > the group of friends is still there
  462. 462.
    > they see her
  463. 463.
    > practically explode into applause
  464. 464.
    > her face goes red again
  465. 465.
    > lean in and whisper
  466. 466.
    > knock 'em out, filly
  467. 467.
    > she nods
  468. 468.
    > goes over
  469. 469.
    > they swarm her
  470. 470.
    > you lose sight
  471. 471.
    > retreat from view
  472. 472.
    > hear hoofsteps behind you
  473. 473.
    > it's the white and purple mare
  474. 474.
    > dopey smile
  475. 475.
    > unkempt hair
  476. 476.
    > leaving trail of off-white droplets
  477. 477.
    > "hey, how'd it go?"
  478. 478.
    > pretty well, actually
  479. 479.
    > you?
  480. 480.
    > "rode Pink until he was shooting blanks"
  481. 481.
    > well that explains it
  482. 482.
    > lucky fucker
  483. 483.
    > "day's over by the way, you're free to go"
  484. 484.
    > oh
  485. 485.
    > okay
  486. 486.
    > ...
  487. 487.
    > how do i leave?
  488. 488.
    > she leads you to a door marked with an exit sign
  489. 489.
    > it opens into a back alley
  490. 490.
    > you step through
  491. 491.
    > "oh, in case you want to come back ..."
  492. 492.
    > she holds out you a business card
  493. 493.
    > take it
  494. 494.
    > she winks and closes the door
  495. 495.
     
  496. 496.
    > go back to work the next day
  497. 497.
    > one of the manager mares is waiting for you
  498. 498.
    > she looks familiar for some reason
  499. 499.
    > probably just your brain
  500. 500.
    > pulls you to the side
  501. 501.
    > "i noticed you were out yesterday"
  502. 502.
    > apologize profusely
  503. 503.
    > say something unexpected came up
  504. 504.
    > she brushes it off
  505. 505.
    > "don't worry, it happens"
  506. 506.
    > apologize for excessive apologizing
  507. 507.
    > she rolls her eyes like you're an idiot
  508. 508.
    > you are
  509. 509.
    > at least you're still employed
  510. 510.
    > "oh, by the way - if anyone asks, i'm not involved ..."
  511. 511.
    > she smirks
  512. 512.
    > "... but you looked pretty good last night"
  513. 513.
     
  514. 514.
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