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Do Not Sex Placeholder - Archive

By BackgroundAutist
Created: 2026-09-30 03:09:50
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    From the /GREEN/text General Thread
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    https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/43452531/#q43507032
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    >>43507007
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    >>43507007
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    >paragraph break
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    Very cheesy. The only times I purposely use the breaks are when I want to have a section that's in focus or to anticipate something. Like this:
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    >You draw the bow to its full strength.
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    >"I-is this safe?"
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    >You roll your eyes.
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    "Of course it is. Now hold still."
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    >Instead of doing that, she has to tremble.
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    "Hold still, Placeholder."
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    >"S-s-sir..."
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    "Think of it this way. You don't move, this arrow doesn't miss. Capiche?"
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    >Your hopeless assistant gulps.
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    >"Y-yes sir."
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    "Good. Now..."
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    >You let the arrow fly.
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    >>43507032
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    >TINK.
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    >"Eek!"
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    >The miniature arrow finds it mark on the tin atop of Placeholder's head.
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    >That sets off a chain reaction of your rube goldberg machine.
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    >At the end, a stick pokes the on button of the coffee maker.
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    >Then, after a ringer triggers, the cup of joe is pushed in front of you.
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    >You sip it.
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    >It needs more sugar.
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    "...back to the drawing board."
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    Else, I just try to cram in as many characters as the 3000 limit lets me. The ponepaste is just a continuous chunk though, with gaps between the updates.
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    >>43507033
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    >>43507032
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    Sex with Placeholder
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    >>43507038
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    Do not sex Placeholder, she is Anon's clueless assistant that he keeps around to make himself feel smart. [spoiler]and also his follower when he goes a-questin' in monty python medieval equestria[/spoiler]
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    >>43507046
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    >Do not sex Placeholder
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    You know what? I'm gonna sex her even harder now.
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    >>43507047
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    >You feel something, or someONE, touch your leg as you're working at your desk.
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    "Go away, Placeholder. Can't you see I'm busy?"
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    >"Sir..."
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    >That thing is now leaning on your leg.
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    >You inhale.
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    >Dang it.
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    >What day is it?
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    >...right.
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    "Didn't I get that thing for you?"
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    >"It, uhm... doesn't help."
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    "Really? That was the expensive model with the fancy feature."
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    >The mare shifts a little, but doesn't leave contact from your leg.
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    >"S-sorry sir..."
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    >You continue working on the doohickey that's been confluddling you for the past two hours.
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    >That thing should go to that thing, or that thing to that other thing over on that thing.
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    >Or something like that.
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    >And Placeholder is still standing next to your leg.
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    "Are you going to annoy me the entire day?"
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    >"N-no! No sir!"
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    >You put the thingamabob down and finally look down at her.
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    "Then why are you still standing here?"
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    >Her face is red.
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    >"I- I need help, sir."
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    >She looks away.
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    >"Please, sir..."
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    >She will annoy you the entire day.
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    >You sigh and clear your table with two wide sweeps.
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    >You stand up and grab the mare-
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    >"Ah~!"
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    >-and place her back first on the table.
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    >Yep, as you expected.
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    >Her sex is completely soaked, winking at your sight.
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    "Why doesn't that thing work? You did try to use it, right?"
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    >"Y-yes!"
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    >That came out a little hard.
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    >Your eyes narrow.
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    >You use your two thumbs to split her vulva open to get a look inside.
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    >"Mmhmm~!!~~!"
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    >As expected, you don't see any of the... whatever they put in the thing.
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    "You didn't use it, did you?"
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    >She's breathing heavily as she avoids your gaze.
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    >"N~no... sir~"
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    >Damn it, she's wasting your time.
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    >Your thumbs slip and ride across her vulva as it closes.
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    >"M~~~~mm!"
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    >You place your hands on her thighs.
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    "Why?"
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    >"Because i~it can't replace~ the real thing."
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    >You press down on her thighs as you lean in in disbelief.
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    >"Mmmmf~!"
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    "Seriously? I bought that for no reason? So you're telling me you knew it didn't work and you didn't tell me?"
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    >"I~ I'm~ sorry sir~. I was~ wasn't thinking~"
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    "Do they have a return policy?"
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    >>43509664
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    >"I don't~ know~"
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    >Great.
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    >50 bits down the drain.
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    >Huzzah.
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    >And you still have the problem in front of you.
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    >Her ears are red, too.
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    >The air reeks of her all too familiar desire.
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    >There's a small pool on your desk.
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    >Damn it.
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    >Whatever, first thing's first.
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    >You pull down your pants to reveal your member.
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    >You notice her eyes look right at it.
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    >Sigh again.
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    >You rub it a little to get it going and when it's half erect you slide it across her vulva a few times.
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    >"AhhHHnn~~~~! NnnnMMF~~!~!!~!"
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    >It gets coated in her juices as it raises to full mast.
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    >Now it's ready.
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    >You again grab her thighs and pull her little body to the edge of your desk.
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    >You line it up and abruptly push it in.
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    >"Ahhh~!!!~~!!~!"
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    >You bottom out.
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    >Contact with the cervix is made.
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    >"Nggggggg~!!"
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    >You let it rest there for a moment.
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    >Her eyes are locked onto the action down there.
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    >Placeholder's face is completely flush.
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    >You push it forward.
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    >Instantly, her eyes close.
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    >"Hnnnnnnng~~!!!"
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    >You start to piston your assistant as meaty plaps fill the air.
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    > "Ahh~!!~Unn~!!~~!~Ah~!!!~Ahh~!!~~!!!~Mmf~!!!-Aah~!~!!"
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    >Her forelegs start to move on their own, reaching around randomly.
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    >One of them knocks off a bolt.
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    >That's not good.
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    >"Unf~!~~!!~AhAA~!!~!!~~~!!!~Ah~!!!~~!!~AH!!~~Ah~!!~!!"
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    >You lean over her to take control of the wild forelegs.
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    >In an instant they wrap themselves around your body.
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    >Well, that's an improvement you suppose.
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    >Her hindlegs press against your hips as you continue having intercourse with her.
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    >You press your body to hers, your hands reaching down.
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    >One grips her thigh, the other a nipple.
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    >You squeeze with one and rub with the other.
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    >"MmmMMMMM~~!!!!!!!!!~~AHHH~!!!!~~~!!!!!~~~!!!~~~!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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    >Her back arcs at your action and you feel a sudden splash of fluid at your lower body.
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    >A great amount of it drips down into your pants.
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    >...you should've taken it off completely.
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    >Her eyes crack open as her hot breath washes across your face with each thrust.
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    >Smells like honey.
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    >"!!~~ah~~!!!~s~~sir!~!!~~~Ah~!!!~!!~!~~!!~~Ah~!!"
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    >>43509667
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    >You know what she wants.
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    >It would probably end this a bit faster.
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    >You press your lips against hers and kiss her.
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    >She eagerly returns the favor.
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    >Your tongue only needs to touch her lips for them to open.
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    >Her tongue meets your in her mouth as you deepen the kiss.
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    >You can feel her body squeeze and pull your penis as it scrapes her vagina's walls.
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    >Your hand rubbing her nipple glides up the side of her body as your feel her up and down.
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    >"Mm~!!~~~!~!!~~~~!!~mmmmm~~~~~!!~~~~~~~!!~~~~~!"
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    >Her legs clamp down harder, but not enough to inhibit your pelvis.
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    >You start to thrust harder into her, shaking your typically stable desk to the point of more of your things falling off.
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    >Crap.
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    >Every time the tip of your penis makes contact with her cervix she moans deeply into your mouth.
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    >"mmMMMMM!!~~!!~~~~!~~~MMMMMM~!!!!~!!!~~~~~~!~~~~mmmm~!~~~!~~~~~mMMMMmMMMM!!!~~~!!"
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    >You hold her small body tight as you increase your pace.
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    >Her body responds by gripping your penis tighter, letting it have contact with all of her.
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    >Both of your hands find purchase on her back as you pull her into yourself.
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    >With one last thrust, you ejaculate into her.
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    >A spray of her fluid occurs at the same moment.
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    >"A~~ANON~!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!~~~!!!!!!!!!~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~!!!!!!!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!~~!!~~~~~!!~!~~~~~"
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    >Your penis continues to expel your semen into her body as you hold her tightly.
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    >After a moment, you finally fall back into your chair, pulling her with you.
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    >Her breathing is haggard as she lies against your chest, nose nuzzling your neck.
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    >Your hands idly stroke her.
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    >You get the time to take a look at your desk and its surroundings.
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    >Great.
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    >Now you'll need her to clean up everything.
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    >And you to find the stuff that fell off the table.
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    >Looks like today's productivity is bust.
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    >You sigh.
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    >"...t~thank you, sir."
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    "Next time, we're doing this on the bed."
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    There, sex with Placeholder for the first and only time.
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    >>43509670
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    Now write her pregnant
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    >>43510036
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    >"s-Sir?"
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    "What."
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    >You poke your fork into your spaghetti.
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    >"I... nevermind..."
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    "Okay."
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    >You twist the fork, gathering a mouthful of the pasta.
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    >The fork goes up and you chew on its payload.
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    >You think to what else needs to be finished today.
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    >Fix the Hijacker's main turbine.
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    >Investigate that thingy majigy down in the basement that wasn't there yesterday.
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    >Finish the parts order.
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    >So much to do.
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    >Placeholder wasn't much help today.
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    >Which is odd.
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    >"..."
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    >Your eyes wander to Placeholder, who's meal is untouched.
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    >Her hooves are twiddling with one another as she sits there.
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    "Is there something on your mind?"
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    >Her eyes instantly snap to yours.
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    >For a moment you see a scrunched face.
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    >"Uh... I..."
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    >You can't work with an assistant like this.
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    "Spit it out."
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    >"I- I... uhm... I- I..."
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    >You take a good look at her.
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    >Overall, she doesn't seem any worse for wear.
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    "Come on now."
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    >"Sir... I'm..."
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    >Placeholder closes her eyes and takes a deep breath before releasing it.
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    >"...I'm p-pregnant."
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    >You raise an eyebrow.
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    >"It- it's yours..."
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    >Of course it is.
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    "How long have you been?"
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    >"It- it was positive last night. Maybe a week?"
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    "You didn't take a contraceptive?"
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    >Her head hangs low as her ears flatten.
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    >"Uhm. No... I didn't."
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    "Why?"
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    >She can't look you in the eyes.
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    >"I... I forgot, sir."
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    "You forgot?"
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    >"Yes, sir. My h-heat. You know how it gets..."
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    >You do, but not to this extent.
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    "You're telling me that you forgot, even though all the other times you haven't?"
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    >"...yes."
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    >Her face is beet red.
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    "How?"
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    >"I don't know."
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    "Is there something you're not telling me?"
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    >She doesn't respond.
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    >You reach your arm over to the pony sitting next to you and wrap it around her.
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    >She tenses for a moment before carefully leaning into you.
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    >It's slow, so you pull her into you.
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    "So, what is it? Tell me the truth."
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    >Placeholder shuffles.
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    >"I... I didn't want to take it."
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    >That's surprising.
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    >You sit there with her in silence.
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    >You can feel her body's soft breathing against your side.
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    "You didn't want to take it..."
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    >>43512182
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    >The last word flutters off your tongue.
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    >At that, you move her so that she's on your lap facing you.
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    >Your arms wrap around her, pressing her body up to yours.
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    >Her eyes peer up into yours.
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    >"After- after what we did... in bed, I mean, I couldn't stop t-thinking."
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    >All you can smell is her.
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    >"About you... and me. Every time. It's been on my mind a- a lot, recently..."
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    >She's so warm.
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    >"I- I want to /be/ with y-you..."
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    >You take a hard look at the mare in your arms.
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    >Your assistant.
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    >Who's been with you for... what, four years?
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    >She has been there every step of the way.
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    >Even when she didn't contribute as much as you wanted.
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    >You did a lot of the heavy lifting.
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    >Literally and figuratively.
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    >A kid or foal, or whatever that will come out, is going to put a wrench in your work.
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    >But it is yours.
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    >They'll be another helper, or your apprentice, you suppose.
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    >A great inventor like you will need one, and what better choice than your own kin?
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    >That works.
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    >You look down to her, her eyes wide, sparkling with wonder and hope.
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    >You sigh.
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    >You bring your little mare in and kiss her.
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    >She lets out a squeak and returns it, pushing her mouth against yours.
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    >The kiss breaks, and you both look into each other's eyes.
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    >Hers has tears hugging the corners, but her smile completes the tale.
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    >"Thank you, s~ Anon."
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    >It'll work.
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    That counts as pregnant, right?
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    >>43512184
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    There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mare.
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    Still, that was a little cheeky of her to pull without talking to him first, thankfully Anon is such a good sport.

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