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I wuz a fashion emergency
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I wuz in a critical condition
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cuz my threads got burned
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I wuz completely nude
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I hadta wear burlap sacks turned
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inside out!
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I was struttin' around ponyville
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'til I suddenly got dragged into a store
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the white mare done looked me up and down
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tellin' me ta stop wearing those clothes
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she says rar-rar's gonna make you look like a pimp
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or somethang like that
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she wuz pacin' around me
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she couldn't keep her eyes offa me
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said she was plannin' an outfit
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sure she wuz
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I know when a pony be checkin' a guy out
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oh, yeah, yeah
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she wuz tellin' me
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[chorus]
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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[verse]
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I'm a big boy
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I ask her, make me fat with a p-h?
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she gives me that look
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she knows what she's working with
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you dig?
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she's pullin' out some paper
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she starts drawing up some shit
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stitchin' up a load of fabric
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tellin' me she's gonna make me a hit!
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after sewin' up a blur on her machine
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and a quick adjustment fittin'
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she's leavin' me standin' in front of the mirror
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fully clothed outta her generosity
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I'm wearing a top hat, a velvet suit
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bedazzled with all sorts of jewels
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my cane topper's a ruby the size of a pony's hoof
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I'm dressin' fine and dandy, ready to hit out the streets, all classy
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watch out, mares, I'm lookin' and feelin' magnifique!
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oh, yeah, yeah
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[chorus]
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the
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carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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[bridge]
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I look like a pimp, baby!
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She done dressed me up
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everypony should go get some new threads
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we could all be fine ass pimps
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check out my full length coat
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I got my swagger back, bitch
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listen up
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[chorus]
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm, yeah
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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everypony
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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everypony
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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everypony
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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mmmm
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you need ta get your funky threads
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at the carousel boutique
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where everythang's
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chic, unique and magnifique
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[spoken]
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go get some new threads, baby
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