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                                            Hello, I am OP's sea monkey.

                                            It seems that OP has started a stupid thread again, but allow me to explain...

                                            First of all, OP was born with obesity, had no friends at school, and he quickly became a child confined in his own shell.

                                            OP's parents felt sorry for him and bought me as a pet. But if it were that easy to fix somebody, humanity wouldn't have so many problems.

                                            After repeated truancy and school transfers, OP eventually stopped going to school altogether and became a NEET.

                                            In fact, OP's parents are so ashamed of him that they are glad he never leaves the house. They bought him a computer to keep his unpleasant existence away from the world...but it was only a matter of time before he discovered /mlp/.

                                            Now OP posts stupid threads all the time, then smashes the F5 key like crazy waiting for a reply. Whenever there's an occasional reply, he mumbles to himself "Ufufu, got'em xD!"

                                            As for myself, I'm trapped in a tiny aquarium and have to listen to his mumbling and loud keyboard clatter all day long...

                                            From my position in the aquarium I can't help but see his screen, even when I don't want to. The other day I saw OP was posting under the name DASHIE_SPARKLE:3 and pretending to be a girl.

                                            Furthermore, he was groaning as if being strangled to death: "Twilight Sparkle...hnnnggg...s-so...s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sssssexy!"

                                            Then some white liquid fell into my aquarium.

                                            I can't take this anymore.

                                            I'd rather live in the filthy trough of a pig farm than in OP's aquarium. Well, I guess OP is basically a pig, but anyway...

                                            Oh shit, OP just finished jacking off for the seventh time today, and he's coming back to the computer.

                                            Guess it's time to wrap up my monologue.

                                            Everybody, please have some pity for OP. It's not really his fault that he turned out this way.

                                            And, if you can...please keep the memory of this one little sea monkey in your heart...


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