Anon gets mistake for Santa Clause/Kinderquestria (Short)


                                            (By NotAWriterAnon)


                                            >Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria

                                            >Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause

                                            >Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile


                                            >Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve

                                            >Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground

                                            >But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house

                                            > You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace

                                            >Sipping Hot Coco

                                            >Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes

                                            >The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace

                                            >Shits comfy as fuck

                                            >Suddenly you hear a knock on your door

                                            >Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open

                                            >Its Pinkie Pie

                                            >And her smile is a bit wider than usual

                                            "O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-"

                                            >Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!"

                                            >Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate

                                            >She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas

                                            >She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds

                                            >You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling

                                            >That is until now

                                            >Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle

                                            >She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs"

                                            "Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-"

                                            >Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here!

                                            "Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-"

                                            >Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door

                                            >She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!"

                                            >What!?

                                            >You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house

                                            >Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you

                                            >What the fuck?!

                                            >You told like three ponys at most about Christmas!

                                            >All of Ponyville and then some must be here!

                                            >Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house?

                                            >I-Is that Celestia and Luna?!

                                            >Your so confused right now

                                            >But you know one thing at least

                                            >Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this

                                            >[spoiler]metaphorical murder of course[/spoiler]