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[FLUTTERRAPE] Anon and Discord's Marvellous Adventures

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:39:24 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 7th, 2013
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  3. (Part 2 in a series)
  4.  
  5. >Day 12 in Equestria
  6. >Wake up with a headache
  7. Ugh...
  8. >Stand up and stomp over to the closet
  9. >Put on your working clothes
  10. >Go to the bathroom and brush your teeth
  11. >Walk downstairs after you finish your routine
  12. >Sit at the table and pour yourself a bowl of Friendship O's
  13. >You don't even want to know what goes into them. But they must have sugar in there somewhere.
  14. >Watch as all the multicoloured shapes dissolve in the milk, turning it into a rainbow coloured mess of milk and sugar
  15. >Shrug and down the whole thing
  16. >You heart complains as the sugar enters your system and starts acting anti-social
  17. >Harassing old organs, clogging up blood vessels and generally causing trouble
  18. >That much sugar isn't good for a man
  19. >You reflect back on the previous days
  20. >More specifically, two days ago
  21. >You found out that you had magic
  22. >Actual magic, not hocus-pocus magic.
  23. >You can move objects with your mind
  24. >You snap your fingers and the bowl instantly becomes clean
  25. >It flies over to the cupboard and places itself on top of the other clean bowls
  26. >You smile
  27. Magic is cool.
  28. >The headache subsides, the sugar doing it's job and putting your body into a state of semi-numb shock
  29. >Nothing like contracting diabetes to start the morning off
  30. >Stand up and crack your neck, lots of work to do today
  31. >Hear a knock on the door
  32. >Go over to it
  33. >Fluttershy, again.
  34. Hello.
  35. >"H-hello umm. Anon. A-are you busy today? I was thinking maybe we could go out to the lake and explore each other's b-bodies."
  36. >A yawn and the sound of stretching fills your head
  37. >"Oh great. What a wonderful thing to wake up to. Fluttershy. Morning, Anon."
  38. Morning, Discord.
  39.  
  40.  
  41.  
  42. >Fluttershy's face saddens
  43. >"He's still in there?"
  44. Fluttershy. He's in here until the day I die. What part of that don't you get?
  45. >"Umm... W-well can you make he not listen in to our conversations? It's r-rude..."
  46. >Shrug
  47. I can't control him
  48. >"Damn straight you can't. I'm a lone Draconequus, I do what I want, when I want. I ride alone"
  49. Stop being rebellious, Discord.
  50. >"Screw the system."
  51. Fucks sake.
  52. >"D-discord? If you don't mind? Could you maybe leave me and Anon alone for a second? I-I'm trying to seduce him"
  53. >Discord lets out a loud laugh
  54. >"Oooh that's rich. You know, Anon. When I was reworking her mind, I found that she has a fetish for apes. Did you know that?"
  55. No, Discord, I didn't know that. Quite frankly I don't care.
  56. >"Well you should. Because we can use it to our advantage"
  57. ...How?
  58. >He tells you his plan. You can't help but grin at the idea of it
  59. You sure this will work? It won't hurt her?
  60. >"Would I lie to you?"
  61. Yes.
  62. >"Shut up. NOW MAKE A MAN OUT OF THAT MARE!"
  63. >This whole time, Fluttershy was staring at you with a confused expression
  64. >You point your hand at her, fingers outstretched
  65. >A golden aura surrounds it
  66. >"AAaand Alakazam"
  67. >Fluttershy turns into a monkey
  68. >Discord roars with laughter and you can't help but do the same
  69. >Fluttershy, now a monkey with yellow fur and a patch of pink fluff on her head, scratches her noggin and lets out a few grunts
  70. >She stares at her hands for a second, screams, then jumps into a nearby tree and starts masturbating vigorously
  71.  
  72.  
  73.  
  74. >"Eww. Well, it was funny until she started doing that. Change her back now, Anon. I'm bored."
  75. >Another wave of your hand causes Fluttershy to polymorph back into a pony. Though now she's an Earth Pony
  76. Oh, whoops. Forgot the wings.
  77. >"Eh. She can live without them for a while. She did in the maze."
  78. >You accept this proposal and head off towards Applejack's farm
  79. >Your heart leaps at the though
  80. >"Hey, Casanova. Quit with the farmer thoughts. I'm trying to read up here."
  81. Read what, exactly?
  82. >"I'm just searching through your memories. World War 1 sounds fascinating"
  83. Millions of people died, Discord.
  84. >"Absolutely fascinating"
  85. >You listen to him swoon over the various methods mankind used to slaughter each other en masse until you reach the farm
  86. >Applejack trots over to meet you
  87. >"Howdy, Anon!"
  88. >She places her hooves on your chest and leans up to kiss you
  89. >You plant one on her lips
  90. >She drawns back, flutters her eyelids and adds in a soothing voice
  91. >"Howdy, Discord."
  92. >"Anon. Annihilate her. Build one of these "Tanks" out of wood and magic then flatten her."
  93. That's not going to happen, Discord.
  94. >"Loser."
  95. Freak.
  96. >"Now that's enough, you two."
  97. >Applejack is looking at you sternly
  98. >She points a hoof at your chest
  99. >"Ah want you to work on painting the barn, that ok, Anon?"
  100. >She points at your brain
  101. >"And ah want you to stop givin' him grief, ya hear?"
  102. >"Me me mee me meee!"
  103. Grow up, Discord
  104. >"Grow a spine, Anon."
  105. >"Both a' ya'll. Quit it."
  106.  
  107.  
  108.  
  109. Sorry
  110. >"Murder her"
  111. >You ignore him and set off towards the barn, whistling as you go
  112. >Applejack trots alongside you
  113. >"What's that tune, Anon? It's awful pretty"
  114. >You smile at her
  115. Why it's something my father used to whistle to me when I was a boy. Helped me sleep at night.
  116. >Applejack smiles
  117. >"Yeah. My Pa used to do somethin' similar."
  118. >Discord pipes up
  119. >"Used to. Before he and his wife contracted Nightmare's Laugh and died."
  120. >You make a mental note to find a way to shut Discord up
  121. >Discord crumples the note into a ball and throws it in his waste-paper basket
  122. >You forget he lives in an office.
  123. >"I have read your mental note. You'll have to get back to me in 60 years time and we'll see if I can't forward it through to the board members"
  124. >Roll your eyes
  125. >Applejack takes notice of your silence
  126. >"Somethin' wrong, sugarcube?"
  127. Just Discord. I'm used to it by now. Sort of.
  128. >She frowns
  129. >"Must be terribly hard, livin' with somep0ny like him in yer head."
  130. It kind of is. But I found a way to tune him out.
  131. >Discord chuckles
  132. >"Just like I found a way to tune myself back in"
  133. >He starts singing opera at the top of his lungs
  134. >Applejack smiles
  135. >"Good ta' know that you're copin' just fine. But don't you worry"
  136. >You've reached the barn, Applejack sets off towards the western fields to work
  137. >She looks over her shoulder
  138. >"I'll help ya' take ya' mind offa him"
  139. >With shake of her rear she walks off
  140. >You watch her go with an open mouth
  141. >"Stop drooling, monkey-boy"
  142. Shut up, Discord.
  143.  
  144.  
  145.  
  146. >You start to work, kicking the sturdy trees and catching them with magic
  147. >"You do realise that you have a small amount of my power now, right? And that you can do more with it than catch apples"
  148. Yep.
  149. >"You also realise that the spell you did today? Polymorphing? Yeah, only magical prodigies like 'Twilight Sparkle'-"
  150. >He says her name in a mocking manner
  151. >"-Can do things like that"
  152. Aye.
  153. >"Sooo, why not do this. Clear the ENTIRE field in about 4 seconds, dump them all in Ponyville lake and be done with it?"
  154. Because Applejack wants me to do an honest day's work. She says it build character.
  155. >Discord lets out a groan
  156. >"Build character. Really. The most boring character on the show is telling you to build character"
  157. What show?
  158. >"Nothing. Listen. You have to do something more with your new powers than being slave labour for the village redneck"
  159. She pays me, moron.
  160. >"Moron. MORON?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM A GOD, ANON. I AM AN ELDER GOD-"
  161. >He goes off on an insane rant about how insignificant you are and how if he was free, he would make you watch as he burns holes in the tips of all your socks
  162. You're a monster.
  163. >"-And then, whenever you pulled one on, your big toe would always be cold."
  164. >You both say nothing to each other for about 10 or so minutes
  165. >You're the one to break the silence
  166. Discord?
  167. >"What."
  168. >Hesitate
  169. Sorry.
  170. >He sighs
  171. >"Just... Promise me you'll make my birthday cake extra chaotic"
  172. There's a point, when IS your birthday?
  173. >"Whenever a volcano erupts."
  174. Seriously?
  175. >"Yep."
  176.  
  177.  
  178.  
  179. >Once you finish up for the day you head on over to Applejack's farmhouse for some pie, and also some food
  180. >You snicker at you inappropriate joke
  181. >Discord realises what you meant
  182. >"No. NO. NOT AGAIN."
  183. Oh we're doing this.
  184. >"PLEASE DON'T."
  185. All night.
  186. >"I'M BEGGING YOU. I'LL BE GOOD! I'LL DO THE DISHES!"
  187. Several times, If I can.
  188. >"ANON, NO."
  189. >You push open the door, Applebloom meets you
  190. >"Hiya, Anon! Ya here for some dinner?"
  191. I'd love some, thanks, Applebloom
  192. >Discord is silent
  193. >He then sighs happily
  194. >"Oh... That sweet little filly"
  195. I'm sorry?
  196. >"That sweet, wonderful little pony..."
  197. Discord are you ok?
  198. >"Hm? Oh, sorry. It's just that little Applebloom is one of the ponies responsible for my release earlier last year"
  199. >You're shocked to hear this.
  200. >No one ever told you
  201. Seriously?
  202. >He laughs dreamily
  203. >"Yes. Her and her little friends Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo demonstrated pure chaos infront of my statue. Their dispute and innocent spitefulness of each other, no matter how short-lived, was chaos in it's pure form"
  204. Sounds like an overly simple way to break free an Elder God
  205. >"I don't make the rules, Anon. I just roll with them"
  206. Nah. You just break them and make new ones.
  207. >"Very funny"
  208.  
  209.  
  210.  
  211. >You sit around the dinner table with the Apples, eating pie and laughing along with them
  212. >The whole time, Discord laments about his time as an escaped convict thanks to the selflessness of Applebloom
  213. >"I-I mean look at her. She's so pure. So wonderful. So full of chaotic potential"
  214. >He sighs
  215. >"Oh how I yearn to be free. To break her mind and force her to do my will..."
  216. >Mutter under your breath while the apples let loose a loud laugh thanks to one of Big Mac's jokes
  217. >He wanted to be a comedian, funnily enough
  218. Discord. That's really goddamn creepy. She's a kid.
  219. >"So? If she's old enough to talk, she's old enough to help me bring the world to it's knees"
  220. >Dinner goes on, the food tastes wonderful, the company is great, and Applejack keeps stealing glances at you whenever she can
  221. >Discord sneers at this
  222. >"Look at her. Trying to seduce you. But you know better, Anon! You know better than to tap that ass!"
  223. >Big Mac takes the dishes away, and Applebloom bounces into the kitchen after him, singing off key
  224. >Granny Smith has long since fallen asleep, leaving you and Applejack at the table together
  225. >She gives you the bedroom eyes
  226. Discord, I've already tapped that ass.
  227. >She raises an eyebrow
  228. >"Ah hope you ain't talkin' about what I think you're talkin' about at the dinner table, Anon."
  229. >She speaks in a lower voice
  230. >"That kinda talk is for-"
  231. >She raises her eyes to the ceiling then back down at you
  232. >"-Up there"
  233. >Discord is panicking
  234. >"No no no no NO! Not again!"
  235. >Stand up
  236. >"ANON PLEASE!"
  237. >Applejack smiles
  238. >"Anon, if ya please."
  239. >"DON'T DO IT!"
  240. >"Lets go an' uhh. 'do it'"
  241.  
  242.  
  243.  
  244. >30 minutes later
  245. >You fall back onto the bed, Applejack beside you
  246. >You imagine that Discord is in the fetal position in the corner of his mind-office
  247. >"I AM, YOU INSENSITIVE SON OF A-"
  248. >"So Anon... Where ya headed now?"
  249. Probably back home, AJ. Thanks for dinner and uhh
  250. >Kiss her on the forehead
  251. Dessert.
  252. >Discord makes a noise like throwing up into a bucket
  253. >"OH GODS IT GOT ALL OVER YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES"
  254. >"Thanks Anon. Ah appreciate it."
  255. >She nuzzles you then hops off the bed
  256. >You say your goodbyes and head out the door
  257. >Straight into Fluttershy
  258. Oh.
  259. >"Oh."
  260. >"O-oh, Hello, Anon! Fancy meeting you here!"
  261. >Look around the farm, which is a good distance away from town
  262. Yeah. Fancy that.
  263. >"MY RAGE MUST BE QUENCHED, MORTAL. SHATTER HER BODY"
  264. I'll do it with my dick if you don't shut up
  265. >"You wouldn't dare"
  266. Try me
  267. >Fluttershy squeals in frustration
  268. >It's an adorable noise, like prodding a puppy in the face
  269. >"S-stop talking! Listen to me!"
  270. >You both turn your attention to her
  271. >And by "both" you mean you.
  272. >Discord started making popping noises a few seconds back
  273. >Fluttershy begins talking as you walk away from Applejack's house
  274. >"N-now I think you should have sex with me."
  275.  
  276.  
  277.  
  278. That's very blunt of you.
  279. >"pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop"
  280. >"Y-yes. Umm. I'm trying to be more assertive... Sorry. B-but still. I'm here to tell you why you should have sex with me."
  281. >She pulls a scroll out of hammerspace and clears her throat
  282. >"Item 1: You have a hot dick"
  283. >"Item 2: You're hot"
  284. >"Item 3: I have a vagina"
  285. >15 minutes later
  286. >"Item 490: You look cute when you're naked"
  287. >"Item 491: I think-"
  288. >Snatch the scroll out of her hooves and set fire to it
  289. >Discord breathes a sigh of relief
  290. >"Atta boy, Anon. Now do the same to her"
  291. >Fluttershy whimpers as her scroll turns to ashes before her eyes
  292. Fluttershy. I will NEVER have sex with you, okay? EVER.
  293. >Fluttershy whines
  294. Discord? Write that one down so I can remember to say it again
  295. >"On it, boss."
  296. >He starts scribbling on imaginary paper
  297. >"I put it in the 'Urgent Messages' box"
  298. Good man.
  299. >"Yes, boss. Thankyou, boss. Kill her, boss."
  300. Later.
  301. >Fluttershy is pawing at the floor while you 'chat' with Discord
  302. Fluttershy?
  303. >"Y-yes?"
  304. Get out of here. And I don't want you to knock on my door tomorrow. Got it?
  305. >She runs away crying
  306. Wait, did she have her wings back?
  307. >"Uhh. No. I think you forgot to give them back to her"
  308. Well you're in charge of remembering things, Discord!
  309. >"Sorry. I guess I forgot"
  310. >He chuckles
  311.  
  312.  
  313.  
  314. >You carry on home and sit on the sofa
  315. So, Discord, what do you want to do tonight?
  316. >"The same thing we do every night, Anon. TRY TO OVERTHROW THE THRONE!"
  317. >He plays a laugh track in your head
  318. >"Did you like that? I found it when I was wiping vomit off your childhood memories"
  319. Don't ever do it again.
  320. >"Boring."
  321. >You sit there doing nothing for a second
  322. >The clock ticks on by
  323. >"...Really? We're just going to sit here and do nothing?"
  324. I'm thinking
  325. >"Don't hurt yourself"
  326. Harr harr. I just wish there was more to do around here. All I do is work all day, then I'm too tired by the time I get home
  327. >"Well if you weren't shacked up with the village bicycle I'm sure you would have plenty of energy"
  328. The village what now?
  329. >"You can do whatever you want, Anon. I'm going to sleep. It's too boring sitting around doing nothing"
  330. Better than being stuck in a statue, isn't it?
  331. >He mumbles something under his breath and you sit in quiet thought for a while
  332. >After a while you get an idea
  333. >It's still early enough to do stuff, about 7 o Clock at night
  334. >You walk outside and into the crisp evening air
  335. >You like walking.
  336. >For the first day of your new-found powers, you tried teleporting everywhere. But it's actually more trouble than walking everywhere.
  337. >Gives you horrible headaches after a while
  338. >Still... Suppose there's nothing wrong with a single jump. You haven't done one all day.
  339. >You decide on a place then snap your fingers
  340.  
  341.  
  342.  
  343. >You materialise inside Twilight's Library
  344. >She squeals and falls off her stool, taking a pile of books with her
  345. >"A-anon! Are you here to prank me again?"
  346. >She forces a very nervous laugh
  347. >When you first teleported into her Library, she couldn't comprehend it
  348. >Then you spawned a pie out of nowhere and threw it at her
  349. >You and Discord laughed like baffoons until she chased you out, shooting laser beams at you
  350. >And still you laughed
  351. >Right now though, you just wanted to talk
  352. No, I'm just here to uhh. Read.
  353. >She looks at you flatly
  354. >"Read. Really?"
  355. >Her eyes widen
  356. >"No! You'll ruin my books! That Discord is probably telling you to do stuff!"
  357. Actually no. He's asleep.
  358. >She stares at you
  359. >"He can... sleep?"
  360. Sure. It's nice when he's like this. He's quiet. So I just thought I would spend the time reading.
  361. >She smiles
  362. >"Oh. okay! Sure! Let me just get a few"
  363. >A few minutes later you and Twilight are sat quietly, reading.
  364. >You open turn the page in "Pony Biology 101"
  365. >Raise an eyebrow
  366. Hey, Twilight, what's this?
  367. >Show her the page
  368. >She blushes
  369. >"Oh uhh. That's Estrus."
  370.  
  371.  
  372.  
  373. Go on?
  374. >"W-well... Every so often, mares such as myself will go through a period where we umm. Try and procreate."
  375. Oh. That sounds uhh...
  376. >"Like a massive pain in the ass? Yeah it is."
  377. >She blushes again
  378. >"Sometimes literally..."
  379. What?
  380. >"Nothing. Point is, every year, there's about a week or so where Mares become very sexually active."
  381. >Stare at her
  382. So that's when all the babies get made, right?
  383. >"Uhh, In a way. For the stallions that stay in town, that is. Most of them leave to go somewhere they won't be found."
  384. Why?
  385. >"Can you imagine every mare getting pregnant every year? Foals everywhere, Anon!"
  386. >Twilight is getting more into this, she's leaning forward and beaming at you
  387. Uhh. Yeah I can imagine that would be quite bad.
  388. >"But that's why the Stallions leave. Pregnancy is a big thing around here. It's why the pony population is so controlled. The last Equestria Pony census stated that there are over 900,000 ponies! Isn't that amazing?!"
  389. It's not that big of a number.
  390. >She cocks her head
  391. >"Why? How many humans are on your world?"
  392. 7 billion.
  393. >You can hear a pin drop, as well as Twilight's jaw hitting the desk
  394. >"Sev.. Seven. Billion."
  395. Yup.
  396. >"B-but... Where do you all go?!"
  397. It's a big world back home, Twilight. Some say the planet can support about 12 billion. But I think that's bollocks. We could easily support 15.
  398. >These numbers hit Twilight like a bat to the face
  399. >"Anon that's insane."
  400. Yeah. It is. But hey, we're humans. It's our job to breed at a ridiculous rate.
  401. >Her ears perk up
  402. >"What did you just say?"
  403.  
  404.  
  405.  
  406. I said humans breed at a ludicrously high rate. hundreds of thousands are born every year.
  407. >"Thousands..."
  408. Yeah.
  409. >Twilight is silent for a while
  410. >Then she looks up
  411. >"Anon? How are interspecies relationships seen on your planet?"
  412. They are seen as repulsive, and are outlawed in most circles
  413. >"...Oh"
  414. >She gets a sly look
  415. >"But you're not on your planet anymore"
  416. >You remember that she doesn't know about Applejack. And how hard you've been tapping that ass in the last 3 days
  417. >No one does
  418. >Better now than never
  419. Uhh. I'm sort of with Applejack.
  420. >She smiles.
  421. >"When Estrus rolls around, that won't matter."
  422. >She gets back to reading, leaving you in stunned silence
  423. >You try and forget what she just said and get back to reading
  424. >Such a strange language, this one
  425. >"Anon? You're holding the book upside down"
  426. >You're holding the book upside down.
  427. >You blush, causing Twilight to giggle
  428. >As the night goes on you decide to head back home
  429. Uhh. Thanks for this, Twilight. It was... Nice.
  430. >She smiles at you
  431. >"No problem, Anon. I'll see you out."
  432. >You head to the door
  433. >Step outside into the night
  434. >Turn back to Twilight
  435. Uhh, Twi? When does Estrus start?
  436. >She fixes you with a incredibly creepy stare
  437. >"Soon."
  438. >Door slam
  439.  
  440.  
  441.  
  442. >That night you lie awake, thinking about what she said
  443. >Estrus sounds unnerving.
  444. >You don't really want a hyper-horny Fluttershy on your plate, or the entire town for that matter.
  445. >You eventually fall asleep
  446. >Discord will know what to do
  447.  
  448. >Day 13 in Equestria
  449. >Wake up to the sound of a window breaking
  450. >Sit bolt upright
  451. >"Hey, huh, what? What's the big idea? I'm trying to sleep, you damnable Ape"
  452. Discord. I think someone's breaking into our house
  453. >He chuckles
  454. >"Lets go and stop them then"
  455. >You run downstairs, god-powers at the ready
  456. >Fluttershy is in your kitchen, her mane is a mess and she's cover in scratches
  457. >She jumped through your window
  458. Why.
  459. >"Because, Anon. Mommas feeling very special today. I think it's time we had a bit of private time"
  460. >Discord laughs
  461. >"Get rid of her, Anon. I feel like having toast this morning. With Jam."
  462. >With a quick flick of the wrist you send Fluttershy flying back out your broken window
  463. >You hear several cries of pain
  464. >Wait
  465. >Several?
  466. >Look outside the window
  467. >A sea of mares are staring at you
  468. >One of them tries to climb in through the window
  469. >You send it flying back with a blast of energy
  470. UHH, DISCORD? LITTLE HELP?!
  471. >"GET TO THE ROOF, YOU FOOL!"
  472. >You envision the roof and teleport up there
  473. >You rub your head from post-port nausea and freeze
  474. >A literal sea of mares surrounds your house
  475. >Pegasi crowd the skies
  476. >Earth ponies and Unicorns form a wall of Pone around your home
  477. DISCORD! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
  478. >"JUST A SCEOND LET ME CHECK MY CALENDER"
  479. >You stare at the ponies, who grin back at you with hearts in their eyes
  480. >"Oh gods no. Anon."
  481. >In your mind, he slowly takes off a pair of sunglasses
  482. >"It's Estrus Season."
  483.  
  484. The End.
  485. Part 3: ponepaste.org/787
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