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[FLUTTERRAPE] Anon and Discord's Mesmerising Adventures

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:22:55 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: January 25th, 2013
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  3. (Part 4 in a series)
  4.  
  5. >Day Estrus the Second in Equestria
  6. >Wake up with an incredibly sore back
  7. >That sofa wasn't made to be slept on by a human
  8. >You groan and swing your legs off it, rubbing your head
  9. >The house is silent; you can hear the chirping of birds outside and see the morning sun streaking in through the cracks in the curtains
  10. >For a moment you enjoy the tranquillity of it all
  11. >You almost forget why you're here to begin with
  12. >Eventually your mind catches up with you
  13. >Oh yeah. That's why.
  14. >Creep over to the curtains and gently push one aside
  15. >The farmyard is deserted, and no sign of any Estrus-burdened mares can be found
  16. >Smile
  17. >Looks like you're going to be safe here after all
  18. >You notice the clock
  19. >7:00
  20. >Applejack would normally be up by now
  21. >But given her... situation, you guess she can't go about her normal business
  22. >You wish you could go up and see her
  23. >But Granny Smith wouldn't agree.
  24. >The sound of joints popping and a bestial growling classed as a yawn fills your mind
  25. >And neither would he...
  26. >"Ahh. Good morning, Anon."
  27. Mornin'.
  28. >"Something the matter?"
  29. Yeah, I miss Applejack
  30. >"Oh boo hoo. Go and make us some breakfast"
  31. If you keep that tone of voice up, I might just go up and see her
  32. >"Alright, alright. You've made your point."
  33. >Walk into the kitchen to make some food
  34. Think we should wake up Granny Smith?
  35. >"Nah. Leave her be. The less out of the picture she is, the more we can concentrate on our mission"
  36. Which is?
  37. >"Preparing young Applebloom for her destiny"
  38. My god, will you please let that go? She's not going to do it and she never will.
  39. >"Don't be naive, Anon. Everyone is capable of chaos"
  40.  
  41. 1/?
  42.  
  43. It's too early to talk about the inner-workings of the mind and a pony's capacity for good or evil
  44. >"Nothing evil about Chaos. I've told you before how fair it is"
  45. >Don't reply, instead start searching through various cupboards for things to eat
  46. >"Oh come on, Anon. You know I'm right."
  47. ...Being 'fair' isn't relative to what's morally right.
  48. >"Hah! Oh, so now Celestia's got you talking about morals?"
  49. No. That's just me. A fair society might be fair, but it might also be cruel. Full of "necessary evils".
  50. >"Like what?"
  51. >You think
  52. >To your surprise, you can't come up with a counterpoint
  53. >"Ahh. See? You know I'm right, deep down."
  54. >Discord's voice lowers to a whisper, and he speaks as though he's talking straight into your ear
  55. >"Soon you'll realise just how appealing a world of chaos really is."
  56. >You try your best to concentrate on preparing food
  57. >But Discord's voice gets louder in your ears
  58. >"A world of true justice and freedom"
  59. >You pull out some cereal from a cupboard
  60. >"Beautiful"
  61. >Pour it into a bowl
  62. >"Happy"
  63. >Try and find some milk, just as Discord's voice gets unbearably loud
  64. >"FAIR."
  65. STOP IT.
  66. >"Ahnon? Who're ya talkin' to?"
  67. >You spin around
  68. >Applebloom is stood in the doorway, rubbing her eyes and stifling a yawn
  69. Oh, uhh. Discord.
  70. >She giggles
  71. >"You an' yer funny imagination, Ahnon."
  72. >Discord sounds shocked
  73. >"What does she mean 'Imagination'? I'm real! Anon, tell her I'm real!"
  74. >Grin
  75. Yeah. My imagination is pretty wild, isn't it?
  76. >"NOT COOL, ANON."
  77.  
  78. 2/?
  79.  
  80. >You make Applebloom some breakfast and sit down at the table
  81. >Discord is muttering to himself
  82. >You make conversation with Applebloom
  83. Sleep well?
  84. >"Yeah. Woke up a coupl'a times, though."
  85. Why?
  86. >"Applejack keeps makin' noises..."
  87. >You sigh
  88. Yeah, she will this time of year, it seems.
  89. >"Can you fix her?"
  90. >Your heart swells
  91. >Look at her sadly
  92. I'm sorry, Applebloom. But she has to tough this one out, I'm afraid.
  93. >Reach over the table and ruffle her mane
  94. And so do you.
  95. >Discord chuckles
  96. >"Nice work, Anon. Toughening her up for her future duties"
  97. Shut up, Discord
  98. >Applebloom giggles
  99. >"Ahm glad you an' 'Discord' are here. It's mighty borin' around here without Applejack... Ah can't find Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo neither!... Can ya'll stay with me?"
  100. Ya'll?
  101. >"You an Discord!"
  102. >Smile
  103. So he's not just my imagination, is he?
  104. >"Nop0ny talks like that to their own thoughts. I reckon ya' really do have a big ol' spirit stuck in your head!"
  105. >She gasps
  106. >"Maybe ah can get my Cutie Mark in exorcism"
  107. >Discord lets out a short laugh and you raise an eyebrow
  108. That's a fancy word for an 8 year old.
  109. >She scowls
  110. >"Ahm 9 next week..."
  111. Really? Well I'll be sure to get you a present
  112. >Applebloom sits on your lap for the best part of an hour and you just sit there. Talking.
  113. >Discord laughs at her adorable little statements, and you tease her, much to her chagrin
  114.  
  115. 3/?
  116.  
  117. >Granny Smith comes downstairs about an hour later
  118. >She hobbles into the kitchen and gives a stern look
  119. >"Better not have been foolin' around with my granddaughter!"
  120. Oh course not, Ms Smith.
  121. >"Daaaarn tootin'! One more word .. an..."
  122. >She walks out of the kitchen, still ranting quietly to herself.
  123. >Discord clears his throat
  124. >"Anon, that offer about throwing a pie at her is still on the table."
  125. Shut up, Discord.
  126. >Applebloom peers at you
  127. >"Ahnon! We should make Applejack somethin' to eat!"
  128. I guess, yeah.
  129. >"Great! I'll go an' find somethin'"
  130. >She trots around, searching through cupboards and pulling out various condiments that she can reach
  131. >"You should make her sandwich, Anon."
  132. Not a bad idea, Discord.
  133. >"Out of nails and rat poison"
  134. Why do you hate all that is good?
  135. >"She imprisoned me in stone and made out with a stallion in front of me while I was on display at Canterlot Gardens."
  136. ...You serious?
  137. >Before he can reply Applebloom comes back
  138. >"How about we make 'er a sandwich!"
  139. >Discord chuckles
  140. >"Yes... Darling Applebloom... Do go on!"
  141. >"An' I reckon there should be apples on it!"
  142. >"...Oh what the heck, she still has a long way to go"
  143. >You and Applebloom prepare Applejack's meal while Discord gives you incredible ideas of what to slip on it
  144. >"Ok ok, hear me out. What if we shrunk a cow down to the size of a grape, then put the cow on a sandwich!"
  145. That's sick, Discord.
  146. >"Oh come on! It would be hilarious! Applejack would have a little bovine running around her small intestine!"
  147. I'm beginning to see why putting you in charge would mean the end of all things.
  148. >"Pffft. Boring."
  149. >Finally, your apple-sandwich is ready
  150. >Applebloom looks at you
  151. >"Ya'll think she'll like it?"
  152. She'll love it, why don't you go and take it up to her now?
  153. >"Sorry, Ahnon! But ah gotta find Scootaloo an’ Sweetie Belle! Gotta run!"
  154. >She runs out the backdoor through your legs
  155. >Uh oh
  156.  
  157. 4/?
  158.  
  159. >Ok, don't panic. It's just Applejack.
  160. >Look out into the living room
  161. >Granny Smith is snoozing away in her chair
  162. >You don't want to wake her
  163. Shit shit shit
  164. >"Might I offer a suggestion?"
  165. Please do!
  166. >"Let her starve to death!"
  167. ...WHY
  168. >"Sounds like a good time! Come on, Anon. Get into the spirit of things!"
  169. What spirit is there in murder?!
  170. >"Oh come on, you can always bring her back from the dead!"
  171. That's fuc- wait, what?
  172. >"Sure. Just snap your fingers and bring her back, good as new."
  173. No catch?
  174. >"Of course! I used to do it all the time!"
  175. Discord that's just... Horrible. I mean I can't even begin to imagine how horrific your rule must have been.
  176. >"Come now! It was funny! I would have a group of ponies fight a group of hungry tigers and the winners got to live! Where's the harm in that!"
  177. What about the losers?
  178. >"Well they would live as well. I wouldn't allow them to die."
  179. You're worse than Hitler.
  180. >"Not at all. "Hitler" let them stay dead. Nop0ny died under my rule."
  181. And how long were you in power, exactly?
  182. >"Oooh, I don't know... 600 years?"
  183. I... Just shut up, Discord.
  184. >"Alright, I'll just be searching through your childhood memories again. Lotta good ones in here"
  185. Oh for fucks sake.
  186. >You pick up the plate the sandwich is sat on and head towards the stairs
  187. >"Heh. You were so sickeningly cute back then! Ohh and you still used to wet the bed at 10! HAH!"
  188. I hate you so much it's unreal.
  189. >"Stop being such a downer. Learn to laugh at life!"
  190. Try telling that to the ponies you ruled over for 600 fucking years.
  191. >"You've become colder over the last few days, Anon. More jaded. What's to do?"
  192.  
  193. 5/?
  194.  
  195. >You start to ascend the stairs
  196. You really wanna know? You. You're driving me mad with this non-stop lunacy. Why can't you just settle down? For ONE DAY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE DAY.
  197. >"...You sure you want to do this? Hm? A whooole day with without daddy Discord looking over your shoulder and guiding you?"
  198. >His tone has become much sterner. More absolute.
  199. I got on fine without you before. I don't even need you!
  200. >"And what about your magic? Think you can go without them to?"
  201. My magic is my own, Discord. You have no control over them.
  202. >"Very well, Anon. Have it your way. Good bye."
  203. >His cheerful attitude all but gone, Discord's voice fades from your mind
  204. >No papers shuffling
  205. >No noise
  206. >No breathing
  207. >Just silence
  208. >You're stood at the top of the stairs facing Applejack's door quietly
  209. >He's really gone
  210. >You sigh happily and knock on the door
  211. Applejack? It's me, Anon
  212. >Nothing
  213. AJ?
  214. >You grip the doorknob and push the door open
  215. >Applejack is led on her bed, facing away from the door
  216. >You settle the plate down on her bedside cabinet and start to close the door
  217. Something for you to eat. Ok?
  218. >No reply
  219. >You rap your fingers on the doorframe nervously
  220. >No harm in just seeing if she's ok
  221. >You walk through door and shut it behind you
  222. >Walk over to the side of the bed AJ is facing
  223. >She's staring at the wall, motionless
  224. >She blinks and looks up at you, sorrowfully
  225. Heeey...
  226. >Crouch down and touch her cheek
  227. >She smiles slightly
  228. >"Hey... Pardner..."
  229.  
  230. 6/?
  231.  
  232. How are you holding up?
  233. >"Not too good. That a san’wich ah can smell?"
  234. Yup. Gotta feed you while you're stuck in here, you know.
  235. >Applejack's smile gets wider
  236. >She still looks tired though
  237. >"It's awful, Anon."
  238. >Stroke her mane
  239. I know, AJ. I know.
  240. >She sighs and motions for you to come closer
  241. >You comply and embrace her
  242. >She nuzzles your chest and giggles
  243. >"Ya sure do smell good, Anon."
  244. >Uh oh
  245. >"Ya sure ya don' wanna stay a lil' longer?"
  246. Sorry, AJ. I can't touch you
  247. >She growls slightly
  248. >Woah
  249. >"Why not? Why am ah not allowed to touch mah own boyfriend durin' all this?"
  250. It's not that... It's just... Granny Smith said I'm not allowed to go near you during this time. Because you might... Get pregnant
  251. >Applejack gives you a deadpan look
  252. >"Anon. Are ya really that dim?"
  253. >She chuckles
  254. >"Ponies n Humans can't have foals. We're not exactly alike"
  255. >Grin sheepishly
  256. Yeah... I guess it's pretty crazy. But I can do magic! Who's to say I can't get you pregnant during this time?
  257. >"Ah'm ta' say."
  258. What-
  259. >And with that, Applejack plants her lips on yours, pulling you down onto her bed with her.
  260.  
  261. 7/?
  262.  
  263. >Several minutes later you both lie next to each other, panting.
  264. >You grin when you remember how mad Discord will be after that
  265. >But still, not a peep from the guy
  266. >How strange
  267. >Applejack coos
  268. >"That was mighty fine, Anon. Ah needed that."
  269. >She cuddles up to you, nuzzling your side
  270. >"An' don' you worry none. Ah won't have any foals"
  271. >She chuckles again
  272. >"So what did HE think about that? Think he's ready for round two?"
  273. Actually, he's gone.
  274. >She sits up, concern on her face
  275. >"What, GONE gone?"
  276. Kinda. We had an fight and since then I haven't even heard him breath. He never made a sound throughout that whole thing
  277. >Applejack frowns
  278. >"Ah'm sure it'll be fine but... He's in there ta begin with because ya head makes a fine prison."
  279. I know, I know... But it's... Unnerving. What's he planning?
  280. >"Can't say ah know, Anon. Discord ran rings around me an mah friends. There's no tellin' what he's doin'. Ah know ya probably know this, but remember, Anon. Discord is a pony of his word. Some kinda sick honesty runs through that thing's veins"
  281. Sick honesty?
  282. >"Sure. He'll say things an' mean it in the most literal sense. Like when he tricked us inta walkin' inta the maze. He never actually said the elements were in there. He's a smart one, that's fer sure. Don't you go underestimatin' 'im, Anon. He's smarter than he lets on."
  283. >Now you're the one frowning
  284. >He could be listening right now, just not showing it.
  285. >Whatever he's doing, Discord just got a whole lot more sinister
  286. Do you... Think he can do anything to me?
  287. >"Ah don' know, Sugarcube. The Princess put 'im in here 'cause you're bad fer magic, or somethin'. He shouldn't be able to hurt ya. Worst he can do is talk."
  288. That's what I'm afraid of.
  289.  
  290. 8/?
  291.  
  292. >You and Applejack exit her room and go downstairs, making sure not to wake up Granny on the way past
  293. >"D'ya think she'll be mad at me?"
  294. She will if you get knocked up. Let’s hope nature doesn't hate us
  295. >Applejack grins and trots out the door
  296. >You follow her and quietly shut it after you
  297. >Once outside you stretch and yawn
  298. Man, I'm glad to be out there. It's a great house, AJ. But I like to get out.
  299. >"Ah know how you feel, sugarcube. Let’s go grab a bite to eat. Not much around here"
  300. What about the thousands of apples?
  301. >"...Ah wanna cupcake"
  302. No. Trust me, AJ. It's a bad idea going into town. Plus... Uhh.... Oh.
  303. >You haven't told her about Twilight or Pinkie Pie.
  304. >Or Fluttershy
  305. >"What?"
  306. >She turns on you, a stern look on her face
  307. >"Anon. Look at me"
  308. >You lock your eyes with hers
  309. >"What did ya do?"
  310. >Welp. No point lying.
  311. I turned Twilight into jelly and shattered her, turned Pinkie Pie into stone then broke her as well, placed them both in buckets for reconstruction then just left the buckets lying around and made Fluttershy literally go fuck herself.
  312. >Applejack stares at you
  313. >"Well... Uhh. At least ya bein' honest?"
  314. Relax. I can put them back together, I think.
  315. >She sighs
  316. >"Guess we gotta find those buckets then, huh?"
  317. Yup. But seriously, we see a single pony and we're gone. Kapeesh?
  318. >"Bless ya."
  319.  
  320. 9/?
  321.  
  322. >You lead Applejack down the path from Sweet Apple Acres to where you think you put Pinkie Pie's bucket
  323. >To your shock, Pinkie Pie is lying next to the bucket, un-stoned and completely whole again, sleeping.
  324. >Applejack looks at you
  325. >"Ah thought ya said she was IN the bucket?"
  326. She was...
  327. >You both walk over and look down at the snoozing Pinkie Pie
  328. >Nudge her with a foot
  329. >She snorts and slowly comes to
  330. >"Huh? Oh, Hiya, Anny! Hi Applejack!"
  331. >"Heya, Pinkie"
  332. ...Hi
  333. >Pinkie Pie's smile widens
  334. >"What's up, Anny? Was yesterday too much fun for ya?"
  335. >She winks at you
  336. >With eyes, you dirty bastard.
  337. >Applejack gives you another look
  338. >"Mind explainin' Anon?"
  339. I already told you. I snap-froze her and blew her up. Putting all the pieces in that bucket.
  340. >You motion at the bucket with "Pinkie Pie" written on it for emphasis
  341. >Applejack raises an eyebrow
  342. >"Pinkie? Mind tellin' me what happened?"
  343. >She beams
  344. >"Okie dokie lokie!"
  345. >Pinkie Pie then begins her tale
  346. >It's an engaging story full of twists and turns. An adventure about a young colt journeying to the forbidden lands to destroy a magic horseshoe in the fires of Mount Coom.
  347. >She finishes 30 minutes later, you're sat cross-legged on the floor with Applejack resting against your chest, both of you staring glassy eyed at Pinkie while she speaks
  348. >"And that, Nonny. Is how I became trapped inside this bucket"
  349. >Rather than bothering to ask what actually happened, you pick up Applejack under your arm and walk off, saying goodbye to Pinkie as you walk away.
  350. >Applejack is quiet
  351. >"Anon?"
  352. Yo.
  353. >"...D'ya really think Little Hoof managed to get back to the Shire?"
  354. None of that happened, Applejack.
  355. >"Oh"
  356.  
  357. 10/?
  358.  
  359. >You head towards Twilight's Library, Applejack now trotting alongside you
  360. >"So lemmie get this straight, you an' that demon up there had the bright idea to turn Twilight inta JELLY?"
  361. Yeah. It was awesome. For like, 4 seconds.
  362. >"Then what?"
  363. Let's just say that me and Twilight tangled, and things got sticky. I'll need to wash off the shame later.
  364. >Applejack gawps at you
  365. >"WE'RE YOU HAVIN' IT ON WITH ANOTHER MARE?!"
  366. What? No! I got covered in jelly then blew her up.
  367. >"Oh... Uhh, sorry."
  368. It's ok. She also nearly raped me.
  369. >"WHAT THE- WHY THAT LITTLE- OOooh Ah'm gonna have a talk with that unicorn."
  370. Come on, Applejack! It's estrus! Give her a break!
  371. >Applejack storms ahead
  372. >"NO! NO MARE TOUCHES MY MAN!"
  373. >You smile proudly and watch her kick open the library door
  374. I tapped that.
  375. >You run after her before she can severely harm the Princess' personal student.
  376.  
  377. >"AH DON' CARE, TWILIGHT. YOU DON'T TOUCH 'IM, YA HEAR?"
  378. >"Applejack, please! You know how hard it is!"
  379. >"Yeah, ah do! But at least ah had the decency to restrain mahself and lock mahself in mah room!"
  380. >"Then why are you out here now?"
  381. >You walk through the door in time to see Applejack look your way and smile with a blush on her face
  382. >"Anon helped me out."
  383. >Twilight is now fuming
  384. >"Y-you HYPOCRIT! You tell me to restrain myself then go and use him for your own personal gain? I can't believe you!"
  385. >"Ah'm not 'usin' 'im if he's willin', right, Anon?"
  386. Uhh, She's right, Twi. Me and AJ have been a thing for a while now.
  387. >Twilight is shocked
  388. >"Seriously? You and... Her?"
  389. >Applejack turns back to Twilight, her eyes narrowing again
  390. >"Waddya mean, 'HER'?"
  391. Guys, come on. Calm down. This whole estrus thing is hard for everyone, I can imagine.
  392. >They both try to relax
  393.  
  394. 11/?
  395.  
  396. I got chased out of my own home, Applejack locked herself in her room and wouldn't eat, Twilight lost her mind. Hell, every mare in this town lost it. Yesterday morning I was stood on my roof turning anything that came near me into sheep.
  397. >The two mares give you incredulous looks.
  398. >"...Sheep"
  399. Hey, don't look at me. It was Discord's idea.
  400. >You all stand in silence for a while
  401. Estrus fucking sucks
  402. >"Eeyup"
  403. >"Yeah..."
  404. So what now?
  405. >Twilight muses
  406. >"Hmm... Who else did you run into yesterday, Anon?"
  407. Ugh. Fluttershy.
  408. >"What did you do to her?"
  409. I made her go fuck herself.
  410. >"What, like literally?"
  411. Yeah. It hurt to watch.
  412. >Twilight sighs
  413. >"Guess we'd better go sort her out."
  414. >You all poke your heads out the library door
  415. Is the coast clear?
  416. >Applejack squints and studies the area
  417. >"Looks that way, sugar."
  418. >Twilight clears her throat
  419. >"You know, Anon. If you ever need some uhh, release..."
  420. >Applejack slaps her
  421. >"Mah man."
  422. >"Sorry. Estrus."
  423. >You all sneak through town, sticking to the shadows and avoiding Estrus-crazed mares who are lumbering around like some kind of sexy zompocalypse
  424. >Applejack prods your leg while you all hide under a cart from a large mob of slowly moving, moaning mares
  425. >"Pssst, hey, Anon. Why not just use magic to distract 'em?"
  426. Oh yeah.
  427. >You raise a hand at them and imagine a hologram of a stallion dancing in a hula-skirt
  428. >Nothing
  429. Uh oh.
  430.  
  431. 12/?
  432.  
  433. >Twilight shuffles on her belly over to you
  434. >"What's wrong?"
  435. Uhh. I can't magic.
  436. >"WHAT?!"
  437. >You clasp a hand over her mouth
  438. >She starts licking your palm and blushing
  439. >Applejack reaches over your back and slaps her head
  440. >Remove your hand
  441. >"So salty... Uhh. Sorry. Estrus. What do you mean you can't do magic?"
  442. Well nothing's happening
  443. >"Is there something wrong with your horn?"
  444. I don't have a horn, genius.
  445. >"I beg to differ~"
  446. >Appleslap
  447. >"OW! Ugh. Ok, you can't do magic. Let's just make a break for it when they've gone past"
  448. >You all watch the mob of mares lumber on past, groaning and dripping
  449. God damn your species is gross.
  450. >Appleslap
  451. Ow.
  452. >Once they're all gone you get out from under the cart and sprint towards the edge of town
  453. >You duck behind trees and avoid stray mares
  454. >You jump into bushes
  455. >You hide behind low walls
  456. >You force Applejack and Twilight to make out while you use them as cover
  457. >It's awesome.
  458. >Eventually you all get to Fluttershy's cottage
  459. >You stand looking at it, your hands on your hips, Twilight to the right of you and Applejack to the left
  460. >Twilight speaks up
  461. >"Anon? If we don't make it-"
  462. Lemmie just stop you right there, because you're starting to sound like Fluttershy.
  463. >"Sorry... Estrus..."
  464. >Applejack shakes her head and sighs
  465. >She doesn't even both to slap Twilight
  466. >Truly, this Estrus has made us all empty shells of what we once were
  467.  
  468. 13/?
  469.  
  470. >You stroll up to the door and knock thrice
  471. >The door opens, and you get knocked back by a wall of musk strong enough to have a physical effect on objects
  472. >Fluttershy walks through the door, with bagged eyes, a frazzled mane and a dopey grin
  473. >"Ohh.. Hey, baby. How're YOU doin?"
  474. What.
  475. >Applejack and Twilight both go "huh?"
  476. >Fluttershy continues, talking in a slow drawl
  477. >"You guys come round to chill? S'cool, I guess. Come on in."
  478. >She turns and slowly walks back inside
  479. >You give the other two mares a bewildered look
  480. Uhh. Ok then.
  481. >You motion for them to follow you, and you try not to gag as you step into Fluttershy's house
  482. >The stench is unreal. Like 40 orgies happened at once.
  483. Fluttershy-
  484. >You break into a fit of coughing while she looks at you with the gaze of a pony that just smoked a thousand blunts
  485. >During 40 orgies
  486. What is that SMELL?!
  487. >Twilight and Applejack are also struggling to stay stood up right
  488. >Fluttershy's smile gets more lopsided
  489. >"Nothin' much, baby. Just got it all outta my system, ya know?"
  490. WHAT?
  491. >"Your speeeeell, maaaan! It was crazy. I haven't slept since then. It stopped this mornin' and I just led on my bed, ya know?"
  492. >She stares into space
  493. >And doesn't stop
  494. >Snap your fingers
  495. Focus, 'Shy. What do you mean it stopped this morning?
  496. >"Weeell... I was anally hoofing myself, 'cause, ya know, it's awesome."
  497. >You, Twilight and Applejack shudder
  498. >"And I just kinda stopped doing it. Felt kinda weird doing it all of a sudden."
  499. >Twilight staggers up to Fluttershy
  500. >"Anon said you fucked yourself, is this what he meant?"
  501. >Fluttershy laughs
  502. >Incredibly slowly
  503. >"Yeah, mare. Just kinda realised how beautiful I am, ya know? I had to get me a piece of that ass."
  504.  
  505. 14/?
  506.  
  507. >While Fluttershy drawls on about how many fetishes and positions she did with herself, you're putting the pieces together
  508. >Just as Fluttershy is about to tell an uncomfortably eager looking Twilight about the secret of the perfect orgasm, you interrupt
  509. >Twilight groans
  510. I think I've got it. Twilight, when did you stop being jelly?
  511. >"This morning, why?"
  512. That must be it then. You, Pinkie and Fluttershy must have returned back to normal when my magic wore off!
  513. >Fluttershy laughs slowly again
  514. >"Maaan, the audience already figured that out ages ago..."
  515. What?
  516. >"Nothin', man. Listen, I gotta go look after some animals. It's pretty crazy. I'm out, peace."
  517. >With that she flies into a wall, laughs, and flies out the window next to her
  518. >You, Twilight and Applejack stand in stunned silence
  519. >Applejack slowly speaks up
  520. >"Uhh. Anon? Did you break Fluttershy?"
  521. I might have broken Fluttershy.
  522. >"Thought so..."
  523. >You all walk out of her house, not saying a word to each other
  524. >A noise to your left causes you all to watch Fluttershy licking a tree and talking to Angel Bunny about how beautiful life is
  525. >TS: "Anon. Can you make me appreciate life like that?"
  526. >Appleslap
  527. >TS: "Ow"
  528. >AJ: "Come on, ya'll. Let’s go"
  529. Where are we heading?
  530. >AJ: "Anyplace that isn't here. I need ta get that smell outta my nose."
  531. >You and Twilight agree
  532. >One last look over your shoulder as you follow AJ and Twilight shows Fluttershy braiding her hair with flowers and singing
  533. >Have you ever been fucked so hard you turned into a hippy?
  534. >Well Fluttershy has.
  535.  
  536. 15/?
  537.  
  538. >You all walk in silence down the road towards your ruined house
  539. >As it comes closer, you see shattered windows, broken doors and a ruined garden
  540. >You sigh
  541. >Applejack pats you on the leg sympathetically
  542. >"It's ok, sugarcube. We can fix it once this is all over."
  543. It's not just that...
  544. >Twilight and AJ look at you
  545. >TS: "What's wrong?"
  546. >It has been nagging you all day.
  547. >Ever since you lost your magic, and he left, you've felt a great sense of loneliness.
  548. >As much as you hate to admit it, you felt like something was missing without him there to watch over you and help you out whenever you needed him
  549. >He knew you better than anyone else, knew what to expect from you and you from him
  550. >And try as you might, you can't help but say
  551. I miss Discord...
  552. >Twilight and AJ share a look
  553. >AJ: "You serious?"
  554. I can't help it, guys. He's just always there for me. He can be annoying as hell, and he pries into my darkest thoughts and reads them like a morning paper, but I miss him! He's funny. He's wise and intelligent and I miss him"
  555. >TS: "You do realise that he probably doesn't feel the same way. It IS Discord, Anon."
  556. >A deep chuckle resonates throughout your skull
  557. >You hear the cracking of joints
  558. >A long, bestial yawn
  559. >And papers shuffling
  560. >You feel a massive smile grow on your face
  561. >Twilight's eyes widen
  562. >TS: "Oh no."
  563. >"Ahhh... I missed you too, Anon. Now let’s go practice magic."
  564. >You let loose a maniacal cackle and before she can react, you turn Twilight into a toilet.
  565. >Applejack screams and runs off as you snap your fingers, fixing your windows and front door
  566. >Toilet Sparkle flaps her seat angrily
  567. Oh put a lid on it, Sparkle.
  568. >Discord roars with laughter and you grin, snapping your fingers and teleporting Twilight back to her Library.
  569. >You summon some popcorn and eat it as you sit on the roof of your house, playing with the clouds in the sky
  570. >"Hey Anon."
  571. Yeah, Discord?
  572. >"Sorry for shouting."
  573. I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
  574. >"Friends?"
  575. Friends.
  576. >"Now turn that cloud into a penis."
  577.  
  578. 16/16
  579. The End.
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