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[FLUTTERRAPE] Hobonon - Part II

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:50:16 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: April 4th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >"LEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFT"
  5. >You all duck left through the maze of alleyways, the sounds of barking dogs and police ponies following your every turn
  6. >"THERE'S THE TRAIN! GO GO GO!"
  7. >You look down at Sweetie Belle, who looks exhausted from all the running
  8. >She starts to slow down
  9. >Pick her up under one arm and steady your hat with a hand as you bolt towards the train station
  10. >Now on open ground, you hear the police dogs growling and snapping, getting ever closer
  11. LYRA I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT THIS TIME
  12. >Lyra shouts over her shoulder
  13. >"OF COURSE WE WILL! IT'S JUST A BIT FARTHER!"
  14. >The train in the distance lets out a whistle and starts to pull away from the station
  15. FUCKING HELL WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO CHASE IT?
  16. >You practically fly onto the station, your chest burning and legs propelling you forwards as fast as humanly possible
  17. >The last train carriage leaves the station
  18. >You all jump on the tracks after it and run like your lives depended on it
  19. >Reach out a hand as the carriage gets closer to you
  20. >Almost...
  21. >ALMOST!
  22. >Trip up on a railway sleeper
  23. >Tumble head over heels forwards, Sweetie Belle torn from your grasp
  24. >Lyra screams and looks around, panicked
  25. >She looks back at the station
  26. >The cops have followed you onto the tracks and are closing in
  27. >There's nowhere to go, your only way out just left you behind
  28. >Lyra turns to you, anger in her eyes
  29. >"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, ANON!"
  30. >A police pony tackles her and you pass out from exhaustion
  31.  
  32. 1/?
  33.  
  34. >A loud bang awakens you
  35. >Groggily come to and sit up slowly
  36. >Look around the cell
  37. >Lyra is sat against the wall opposite to you, whistling a sad tune
  38. >Dog is snoozing at your feet on the bed
  39. >Sweetie Belle is playing with two pebbles she found lying around
  40. >She looks up at you, eyes full of innocence
  41. >"Hiya, Anon! Looks like the cops got us, huh?"
  42. Eeyup. Are you ok?
  43. >"I'm fine! The nice police stallion tried to take me to his candy room but I said I wasn't hungry, so he threw me in here with you!"
  44. >Rub your eyes and look towards Lyra
  45. >She glares at you
  46. What?
  47. >"For something that was made to hunt things on flatlands, you're slow as hell."
  48. Maybe it was my plan to get caught!
  49. >"Was it?"
  50. ...No. But that's not important right now. How do we get out of here?
  51. >"We don't. There's a guard outside, and I don't think they're going to let the three most notorious homeless folk in Equestria back on the streets."
  52. Three? What about Dog?
  53. >"He's a dog, Anon."
  54. >Dog wakes up and woofs at her before going back to sleep
  55. >Someone bangs on the cell door
  56. >"Hey! Are you guys plotting in there?"
  57. >You all say "No" in unison
  58. >Except Dog
  59. >He's a dog.
  60. >Dogs can't speak, reader.
  61. >"Okay then. Good."
  62. >He goes back to singing pop music. Badly.
  63. >Sigh
  64. Right, guys. Gather round. We need to plot.
  65.  
  66. 2/?
  67.  
  68. >Lyra groans
  69. >"It's hopeless, Anon! They aren't gonna be dealt with that easily! The police force of Las Pegasus is famous for its high security prisons! Once we get transported there, there's no way out."
  70. >Rest your chin on a hand and muse to yourself
  71. Soo... We're to just sit here and wait for transportation?
  72. >"I guess... Yeah."
  73. >Lyra sits back and pulls knees up to her chest
  74. >You weren't even aware that ponies could bend that way
  75. >Whatever
  76. >You scratch Dog's head and think of more ways to break out
  77. >A slight jingle can be heard
  78. >Look around
  79. >The jingle stopped
  80. >Look back at the wall
  81. >The jingle starts again
  82. >Annoyed, you scan the room again
  83. >See Sweetie Belle with her back to you
  84. Sweetie? Is that you?
  85. >She turns around, a massive ring of keys in her hooves
  86. >"Yeah?"
  87. >Gawp at her
  88. Where the fuck did you get those?
  89. >"Oh! Well that nice stallion, the one with the candy room, he offered me keys! I said no anyway but I think he forgot to take them back."
  90. >She giggles
  91. >"Jokes on him! These things are so fun to play with!"
  92. >She puts them in her mouth, covering them with filly-slobber
  93. >You slowly turn to face Lyra
  94. >She's shaking her head in disbelief
  95. >She clears her throat
  96. >"So uhh, Anyone else know their way around a police station?”
  97.  
  98. 3/?
  99.  
  100. >Sirens blare and shouting fills the building
  101. >"RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT"
  102. >You, carrying Sweetie Belle on your shoulders, who is having an extreme amount of fun at the commotion, shoulder charge your way through a door, Dog and Lyra following suit
  103. WHERE NOW?
  104. >"FUCK, I DON'T KNOW! THE WINDOW!"
  105. ARE YOU INSANE?
  106. >"YES!"
  107. >Lyra throws herself out of the glass window, adding several more cuts and slashes to her battle-scarred coat
  108. >You throw Dog out after her, hold Sweetie close to your chest, and jump through
  109. >You fall two stories and land in a dumpster
  110. >The trash comforts your fall
  111. >Glance left
  112. >A pickle is poking out of a bin liner
  113. Ooo!
  114. >Stuff it in your mouth and climb out of the dumpster
  115. >Sweetie Belle trills in your ear
  116. >"That was so much fun! Let’s do it again!"
  117. HELL NAW.
  118. >Lyra frantically looks left and right
  119. >"Uu-h I-I Don't... Shit!"
  120. THAT WAY!
  121. >You point down a random street, and your party runs full speed in that direction
  122. >Ponies duck out of your way and scrunch up their faces at the sight of you
  123. >You don't really care
  124. >The party stops running for a second, you pant heavily and Lyra collapses to the floor
  125. >Dog just pants, his tongue hanging out of one side of his mouth
  126. >Sweetie Belle giggles, her voice cracking every few seconds
  127. >Lyra gasps and speaks up
  128. >"What... What now?"
  129. N-not sure. Are there any trains running at this time?
  130. >"No, not this time of day... I think we're trapped here, and it's only a matter of time until the cops start combing the place for us"
  131. >Straighten up and smile
  132. >Lyra gives you a queer look
  133. >"You ok, Anon?"
  134. >You chuckle and place your hands on your hips
  135. Oh yes, Lyra. I am. Because I've found our way out of here.
  136. >She raises an eyebrow and follows your gaze
  137. >"You can't be serious."
  138. I am.
  139. >Grin malevolently at the massive air-boat docking at a nearby station
  140. We're going to steal the Wingenburg.
  141.  
  142. 4/?
  143.  
  144. >Somehow you manage to evade detection until night fall
  145. >Pegasi soar over head, shining torches down alleyways and empty streets
  146. >You press yourself against a wall while a beam of light passes in front of you
  147. >Shoot a glance at Lyra
  148. >She's doing the same, a determined look on her face
  149. >Sweetie Belle is behind her, sniffing her hoof and recoiling from the smell
  150. >Dog is chasing his tail, oblivious to the danger
  151. >You motion for them to follow, and sprint across the street towards the air-boat docking station
  152. >Las Pegasus takes crime very seriously. For a city built on the gambling trade and prostitution, the crime rate is actually the lowest in Equestria.
  153. >As a result, a few homeless escapees put the city under martial law.
  154. >You didn't really understand why
  155. >But at least no hapless citizens will get in your way
  156. >Another flashlight bearing pegasi squadron passes over head
  157. >They miss you
  158. >The docking station is in front of you now, and your goal is ever nearer
  159. >A shitload of cops are stood outside it though
  160. Really?
  161. >Lyra appears at your side
  162. >"What's up?"
  163. All these ponies. How are we going to get in?
  164. >Lyra strokes her chin with a hoof
  165. >"Hmmmm... Maybe if we..."
  166.  
  167. FUCKING RUUUUN!
  168. >A police baton is thrown after you, but it narrowly misses, flies past your head, hits the button controls at the end and opens the entrance to the air-boat
  169. >You hear the sergeant screaming at the pony that threw the baton
  170. >The wind threatens to blow you off the top of the station
  171. >These things are built incredibly high, almost 50 stories upwards.
  172. >The Wingenburg innocently floats, held ashore with a single length of rope
  173. >You jump onto the deck, Sweetie Belle, Dog and Lyra landing after you
  174. >You draw your hobo knife and start hacking away at the mooring rope
  175. >Lyra kicks open the doors to the control room and starts hitting every button and pulling every lever
  176. >Dog growls at the police ponies, who are running across the landing pad towards the air-boat
  177. >"GET OFF THE BOAT, MONKEY. WE WON'T HURT YOU IF YOU CO-OPERATE"
  178. >You hear Lyra cheer as the whole boat lurches
  179. >You smile at the sergeant and cut through the last thread of rope
  180. >The boat pulls away from the edge of the docking station
  181. SO LONG, FUCKERS!
  182. >The sergeant spreads his wings
  183. Ah. Shit.
  184.  
  185. 5/?
  186.  
  187. >The boat picks up speed, riding the heavy winds
  188. >Las Pegasus rushes past below and above you, several floating cloud buildings getting destroyed by the air-boat
  189. >Clouds are a horrible building material
  190. >The sound of cloud buildings being bashed around (because somehow, clouds make loud 'crashing' noises when struck) alerts the roaming pegasi squads
  191. LYRA?
  192. >"I GOT THE AIR-BOAT WORKING! WOO HOO!"
  193. YEAH, THAT'S REALLY COOL AND ALL. BUT WE HAVE LIKE, A THOUSAND PISSED POLICE PEGASUS PONIES INCOMING!
  194. >She sticks her head out the cabin window
  195. >Her grin is practically slapped off at the sight of the swarm of pegasi dressed in navy blue uniforms flying after the boat
  196. >She ducks back into the cabin and begins slamming every button she can see
  197. >You run into the control room and join her
  198. >You hear Sweetie Belle on the deck
  199. >"Hiya, Mister!"
  200. >SHIT.
  201. >Run back out and see a cop trying to take away Sweetie Belle
  202. >Dog jumps on him and mauls his wings, blood and feathers getting everywhere while the cop screams in pain, only making Dog's attack more violent
  203. >Another pony lands on the deck and lunges at you
  204. >Kick him in the face and throw him back off the boat
  205. LYRA FOR FUCKS SAKE, DO SOMETHING!
  206. >Lyra roars in frustration
  207. >She then sees a large red button next to the steering wheel
  208. >'Nitro'
  209. >"Well now that's just ridiculous"
  210. >She presses it
  211. >You almost get launched off the boat from the force of the acceleration
  212. >You draw your knife again and stab it into the wooden deck
  213. >It acts as an anchor as you pull Dog and Sweetie Belle close to you
  214. >The police eat your air-dust as the boat soars through the skies of Equestria
  215. >But you still manage to smile
  216. >You escaped
  217.  
  218. 6/?
  219.  
  220. >Lyra once more appears from the cabin
  221. >"You all ok?"
  222. Yeah, we're fine. What did you do?
  223. >"Nitro"
  224. Don't be stupid, air-boats don't have nitro.
  225. >The boat drifts silently through the night
  226. >You sit, with your legs dangling off the edge of the boat, watching the landscape pass beneath you
  227. >The cool breeze whistles past you, and you take a moment to bask in the beauty of this picturesque landscape, knowing that you are the witness of one of God's most beautiful creatio-
  228. FUCK I'm hungry.
  229. >Sweetie Belle moans
  230. >"Aaaanooon. When can we eat?"
  231. Don't worry, Sweetie, we'll get food soon. Right, Lyra?
  232. >Lyra puts on a smile
  233. >"Of course we will! We're on an air boat. Gotta be food somewhere aboard."
  234. >You all go below deck to search for something to eat
  235. >All you find is some peanuts and a stick of beef jerky
  236. >Half of you don't even eat beef jerky
  237. >So you and Lyra chow down on the cow meat while Dog and Sweetie eat the peanuts.
  238. >You sleep on some rags you found lying around the boat, while using Lyra's plush, warm, furry belly as a pillow
  239. >Luxury
  240.  
  241. >Wake up
  242. >Realise the first problem of the day
  243. >You can't feel your limbs
  244. >Begin shivering profusely
  245. >Bury your face in Lyra's belly some more
  246. >She snorts in her sleep and kicks her rear leg
  247. >Shiver once more and grumble as you stand up
  248. >Nudge Lyra with a foot
  249. >She doesn't wake up
  250. >Prod her face
  251. >She doesn't wake up
  252. Oh my god! Look at all those rich ponies carrying musical instruments!
  253. >She wakes up, swearing profusely
  254. >"FUCKIN' UPPER CLASS- Oh. Hi."
  255. Hey. Damage report: It's fucking cold
  256.  
  257. 7/?
  258.  
  259. >Lyra shudders
  260. >"Huh. So it is."
  261. >You both ascend to the deck and look out
  262. >A white landscape greets you
  263. >Mountains covered in ice and black rock dot the area
  264. Where the hell...?
  265. >Lyra titters
  266. >"Should have known the wind would blow us here. Always does this time of the season"
  267. >She turns to you
  268. >"Looks like I know where we're going next!"
  269. >Raise an eyebrow
  270. Go on?
  271. >Lyra calls for Sweetie Belle
  272. >A few moments later a groggy looking and incredibly sleepy filly is carried onto the deck by Dog
  273. >She falls off his back and stares blankly at you while Dog gives her a morning bath
  274. >He takes good care of her, that mutt.
  275. >Sweetie croaks a few words
  276. >"Where are we going?"
  277. >Lyra strikes a dramatic pose
  278. >"We're going to the Crystal Empire!"
  279. >Oh shit.
  280.  
  281. >You laugh nervously
  282. Are uhh, are you sure?
  283. >Lyra blinks a few times
  284. >"Of course! What, you doubt my aerial navigation abilities?"
  285. >She closes one eye and turns her head so she can glare extra hard with her open eye
  286. N-no, I just think that it's a bad place to set up. It's uhh, Upper class, you know.
  287. >She cocks her head
  288. >"Upper class. The Crystal Empire. Are you for real, Anonymous?"
  289. You mean it isn't?
  290. >"It's fancy, yeah. But the entire city has turned into a hub of commerce, culture and tourism. Ponies from all over are there. Not bad for a city that only showed up 2 years ago."
  291. >You turn and look towards the shining light in the distance
  292. Is that it?
  293. >"Yup. It's got a barrier around it to prevent an invasion forces. It's a neutral zone, you see."
  294. >Nod
  295. >Your eyes widen
  296. Uhh. Lyra?
  297. >"Yeah?"
  298. Would an air-boat be stopped by the barrier?
  299. >"Of course! Something this big would be torn apart by- OH."
  300.  
  301. 8/?
  302.  
  303. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEER THIS THING?!
  304. >"I HAVE NO IDEA, WHERE THE HELL IS THE WHEEL? I WAS USING IT YESTERDAY!"
  305. WHO THE FUCK LOSES A STEERING WHEEL?
  306. >You run outside and look at the approaching city
  307. >The light blue barrier pulses slightly
  308. >Gulp
  309. >Straighten your hat
  310. >Mutter a quick prayer to Hobo Jesus
  311. >Walk over and pick up Sweetie Belle and Dog under each arm
  312. >"Hiya, Anon! Are we going to the Crystal Empire! That's so cool!"
  313. Yeah. Cool.
  314. >You clear your throat and scream like a bitch as the air-boat collides with the barrier
  315. >The smell of sulphur, smoke, and peaches fills your nostrils as you watch the boat get violently torn apart around you
  316. >You hit the deck and pull your friends close to you
  317. >Lyra screams from the cabin
  318. >Wood and splinters fly everywhere
  319. >The balloon holding the boat afloat is incinerated
  320. >You hear tortured metal groan and strain
  321. >The entire vessel slows down as it barges its way into the barrier
  322. >You hear Lyra shout from the cabin
  323. >"WE'RE GOING DOWN!"
  324. I FUCKING NOTICED!
  325. >Sweetie screams in your ear and Dog whines as you watch the city and the ground rush up to the air-boat
  326. >The boat hits the ground with a thunderous crash, yet more shattered wood being launched in all directions
  327. >You are propelled forwards and in through the cabin door with Sweetie Belle and Dog still under your arms
  328. >You slam into Lyra and carry her with you
  329. >Smash through the window at the front of the cabin, Sweetie and Dog getting wrenched from your grasp
  330. >Fly out and crumple into the ground
  331. >Stand up amongst the smouldering wreckage
  332. >Adjust your hat
  333. >Look around at the carnage and ruined earth scarred with fire and huge planks of razor sharp wood
  334. Ehh, I've seen worse.
  335.  
  336. 9/?
  337.  
  338. >Nudge Lyra
  339. >She grumbles and gets up
  340. >She looks around, like you did, an unimpressed face seemingly judging everything around her
  341. >"I was beginning to like that boat."
  342. >A growl alerts you to the presence of Dog dragging Sweetie out of some wreckage
  343. >She coughs and hacks up a piece wood
  344. >Then she bounces up to you and starts squeaking
  345. >"THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!"
  346. >Pat her on the head
  347. That'll do, pig. That'll do.
  348. >Also pat Dog
  349. >Then you realise just where you are
  350. Oh god.
  351. >Lyra scowls
  352. >"What's with you, Anon? You scared of this place or something?"
  353. N-no, not at all.
  354. >She narrows her eyes, but before she can say anything you all hear a shout
  355. >"Over here! Secure the perimeter!"
  356. >Lyra groans
  357. >"Ugh. Peacekeepers. Come on, Anon. Let’s get out of here."
  358. >You, Lyra, Sweetie and Dog skedaddle away from the scene before a group of guards in bright pink armour show up
  359. >A few minutes later you've found a lovely alley way to hide in.
  360. >The Crystal Empire was originally a beautiful utopia, but the multiculturalism and multiple nations living in the city added a whole new ring around the seeming perfect centre, where all the crystal buildings are
  361. >So basically, the Empire is part shanty town
  362. >Just how you like it.
  363. >You root through a bin and pull out a half-eaten sandwich
  364. >Chew on it and toss your comrades some other food
  365. >Lyra gets a banana covered in sludge
  366. >Sweetie Belle gets an apple with an unusually large worm in it
  367. >Dog gets a full roast chicken with seasoning and a salad to go with it
  368. >All made out of cardboard
  369. >You dig into your meals and plan your next moves
  370.  
  371. 10/?
  372.  
  373. So. How do we get out of here?
  374. >Sweetie Belle seems confused
  375. >"Why do we wanna leave? This place is great!"
  376. >Dog barks in approval and starts eating the cardboard salad
  377. Well, it's like, in the middle of a frozen wasteland! We'll freeze to death!
  378. >The barrier around the city has also given it a tropical climate. It's like sitting on a beach
  379. >You nervously tug at your collar and readjust your hat
  380. >Lyra is about to berate you when a loud trumpet blares
  381. >"Announcing the arrival of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza to the Zebra quarter!"
  382. >OH.
  383. >SHIT.
  384. >You hurl yourself inside a bin and slam the lid over you
  385. >Outside you hear the muffled voices of Sweetie and Lyra
  386. >Sunlight hits you in the face as you see your minty comrade glaring at you
  387. >"ANON. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
  388. >You chuckle nervously
  389. Me? Nothing at all, my dear. Nice Cadence we're having, eh?
  390. >Lyra bites her lower lip and charges up a "FUCK"
  391. >Sweetie jumps into the bin with you and on your lap
  392. >Dog follows her
  393. >Getting mighty cramped in this bin now
  394. >"Come oooon, Anon! I wanna say hi to Cadence! I was at her wedding and everything!"
  395. >She pouts
  396. >You squirm
  397. >Lyra pushes her face closer to yours
  398. >"What's really going on, Anon?"
  399. >You gulp and begin to speak
  400.  
  401. 11/?
  402.  
  403. >Day 4-months-after-the-first-part-of-the-story in Equestria
  404. >Be Anon
  405. >In Manehatten
  406. >Rooting through garbage as usual
  407. >Pull out a dildo the size of your forearm
  408. Who throws away something like this?
  409. >Chuck it over your shoulder
  410. >Dog catches it and starts chewing on it
  411. >You push your arm as deep as you can, thinking of something Sweetie might want to eat
  412. >Close your hand around something
  413. >Pull
  414. >Out comes brown paper bag
  415. >Raise an eyebrow
  416. >Open it
  417. >A school lunch
  418. >An entire school lunch in pristine condition
  419. >Grin and stuff it in your jacket
  420. >Sweetie is gonna be thrilled
  421. >You dive back in to find something for Lyra when something catches your eye
  422. >Walk past Dog, still gnawing on the tip of the rubber dick
  423. >Poke your head out of the alleyway and tip your hat up slightly
  424. >A group of ponies are cheering and shouting
  425. >See two ponies walk down the street, smiling and chatting to everyone they can see
  426. >One of them is a tall white unicorn stallion, the other is a pink... Alicorn?
  427. Woah. Rare.
  428. >You watch the two walk up to an important looking building
  429. >The stallion kisses the alicorn and heads inside
  430. >The alicorn sighs and watches as the mob of mares follows the stallion inside
  431. >She turns and looks straight at you
  432. >You put on your best "Rabid Hobo" look and sneer at her
  433. >To your absolute horror, she flies over, a massive smile on her face
  434. >She stops just before you and her horn flashes
  435. >Her body seems to shine for a second, before you can see straight through her, then her body takes on a texture like oil when exposed to sunlight, and then it is normal again
  436. >She trots the final distance up to you
  437. >"Hello there."
  438. >You just stare at her
  439. >"My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. But you can call me Cadence!"
  440. >Royalty.
  441. >Oh shit, Anon. Get the fuck out of there. They'll never stop hunting you if she frames you for something.
  442. >Instead, Cadence trots past you
  443. >You watch as a group of ponies passes the alleyway, looks down it straight at Cadence, and carries on walking
  444. >Cadence giggles
  445. >"Oh don't worry. No pony else can see me."
  446. >She walks up and pushes your back against a wall
  447. >"Just you."
  448.  
  449. 12/?
  450.  
  451. >You laugh nervously
  452. Well, uhh. Princess, my name is Anon and it was lovely to meet you. If you don't mind, I have some important business to attend to."
  453. >"I see..."
  454. >She looks at Dog, who is licking the tip of the dildo
  455. >Fucking hell, Dog.
  456. >"You seem... Very busy."
  457. >Start feeling hot under the collar
  458. I-... Look, I don't want any trouble, yeah? I know you royals think you can mess around with us commoners, but you won't get the better of me!
  459. >Cadence simply smiles
  460. >"Oh, Anon. Don't you know who I am?"
  461. >Twitch nervously
  462. >"My name is Cadence. The Princess of Love."
  463. >She pushes you against the wall again and presses her hooves against your chest
  464. >"And I always get what I want."
  465. >To a person looking into the alleyway at that moment, they would see a homeless man squirming madly against thin air, his lips in a very strange position
  466. >To you, you're being molested by a princess who seemingly has a thing for the homeless
  467. >Cadence pulls back and licks her lips
  468. >"Oh gods I love that taste"
  469. >She breathes in deeply through her nose
  470. >"And that SMELL! Oh gods you're driving me CRAZY, ANON!"
  471. >You clear your throat
  472. >Straighten up
  473. >Adjust your hat
  474. >And headbutt her
  475. DOG! RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!
  476. >Dog picks up the dildo in his mouth and bolts after you as you try to lose her in the intricate alleyways of Manehatten
  477. >You look up and see her gliding overhead, smiling down at you
  478. >"I see you, handsome!"
  479. >You can't fathom why this is happening
  480. >You dive down an alley that leads to a warehouse you've hidden in several times
  481. >Dog follows you through the door and you slam it shut, bolting it and pushing several boxes in front of it
  482. >Pant and listen closely
  483. >Silence
  484. Ok, Dog. I think we lost her.
  485. >In some cruel joke that was planned, Cadence then crashes through the roof, hitting the floor on all fours with a sound like 10 ton weight hitting the ground, and causing a small crater around her
  486.  
  487. 13/?
  488.  
  489. >She looks at you and smiles
  490. >You see a bead of sweat drop off her face
  491. >"My, oh my. You sure are a fast one, Anon!"
  492. >She walks towards you, laughing all the while
  493. >Dog spits out the dildo and growls, standing between you and her
  494. >Cadence laughs and rips open a nearby box, stuffing him inside with magic and bolting it shut
  495. >She then picks up the dildo with a faint blue aura
  496. >"Oh Anon. Didn’t you hear?"
  497. >She slowly makes her way forwards, laughing softly and spinning the dildo in the air like a drill
  498. >"I always get what I want."
  499.  
  500. >Lyra stares at you
  501. >Sweetie Belle stares at you
  502. >Dog whimpers from the recounting of the tale
  503. So yeah. Can we please leave?
  504. >You crawl out of the bin then lift Dog and Sweetie out
  505. >Your ass is tingling from the memories of your trauma
  506. >Lyra pesters you some more
  507. >"So uhh, what kind of stuff did you do?"
  508. I don't want to talk about it, Lyra. The last thing she said was "Come visit me some time.". And I don't intend to visit shit.
  509. >Lyra suddenly pulls you into a hug. And by that you mean she grabs onto your leg.
  510. >"Why didn't you tell me?"
  511. >You take off your hat, hold it to your chest and hold back tears
  512. Hobo pride.
  513. >Place the hat back on your head and straighten up
  514. Now let’s get the fuck outta here.
  515.  
  516. 14/?
  517.  
  518. >"Oh no you don't."
  519. >God please no
  520. >Slowly turn around
  521. >A tall pony shimmers in the light and fades into vision
  522. >Princess Cadence
  523. >A regiment of peacekeepers block off the exits and surround you from the roof tops
  524. >A nearby dustbin falls over and a peacekeeper crawls out, his horn charged with magic and a banana peel on his head
  525. >He opens his mouth, dislocates his jaw, and another peacekeeper climbs out of him, looking equally as serious
  526. >You slowly raise your hands
  527. >Lyra growls
  528. >Dog growls harder
  529. >Sweetie Belle cheers
  530. >"Hiya, Princess Cadence!"
  531.  
  532. >Wake up with a pounding headache
  533. >You're in a fancy looking room, adorned with mirrors and... clean things
  534. >Your arm tingles from memories of past cleanliness
  535. >Slide off the bed you're led on and make for the window
  536. >Look down at the 100ft drop
  537. >You're in the Crystal Citadel
  538. >Shit.
  539. >Stride over to the door and try it
  540. >Locked
  541. >Look around for any other exits
  542. >There are none
  543. >You're trapped, and hobos can't fly
  544. >You walk back to the window and sit down cross-legged before it, gazing out at the city and sighing in resignation
  545. >You hope your friends are okay...
  546.  
  547. 15/?
  548.  
  549. >Be Lyra "Fisticuffs" Heartstrings
  550. >PhD
  551. >Wake up to the sound of shouting
  552. >You open one eye and survey your new surroundings
  553. >Bars greet you
  554. >Both eyes shoot open
  555. >Sit bolt upright
  556. >You're in a cell
  557. >But not just any cell
  558. >Run to the bars and look out
  559. >You're in a prison
  560. >You hear a chuckle to the right
  561. >Turn to see a Diamond Dog watching you from his own bed
  562. >"Looks like you're my new cell mate... Come'ere, darlin'. I don't bite. Too hard."
  563. >He grins toothily
  564. >You crack your neck and narrow your eyes, flashbacks of past prison experiences coming to mind
  565. >The diamond dog stands up
  566. >He towers over you
  567. >Meh. Size is just another advantage for you
  568. >You take a quick moment to look back outside at the prison
  569. >It's massive, rows of cells stretch forever
  570. >Where the hell are you? Underground?
  571. >Look back at the dog
  572. >Spit to the side
  573. >Whistle and stand up on your hind legs, bringing your front hooves up to a fighting stance
  574. Here, boy.
  575. >The diamond dog roars and lunges for you
  576.  
  577. >Be Sweetie Belle
  578. >Hear gentle music
  579. >Slowly open your eyes and look around at the garishly pink room
  580. >Smiling faces and suns and love hearts and all things pretty adorn absolutely everything from the walls to the pencils
  581. >You cringe
  582. >This doesn't look fun at all
  583. >A face moves into your view
  584. >A bright yellow stallion with a light brown mane beams at you
  585. >"Hey there, little one! Welcome to Happy Smiles Home for Lost Foals!"
  586. >OH SWEET HOBO JESUS
  587. >YOU'RE IN AN ORPHANAGE
  588. >The stallion smiles even harder
  589. >"My name is Randy Hooves! We're gonna be such good friends while you're here!"
  590. >Scream externally
  591.  
  592. 16/?
  593.  
  594. >The darkest recesses of your mind stir
  595. >Faint images flare in and out of your consciousness
  596. >Slowly rouse from your deep sleep
  597. >You are the one they call Dog
  598. >And you are in a rather strange scenario
  599. >The baying of other hounds assaults your ears
  600. >You pay it no mind
  601. >Time is wasting, and you need to plan your escape from your no doubt "inescapable fortress"
  602. >You had predicted that this would happen, Anonymous foolishly told his tale whilst the enemy got into position
  603. >But it is not Anonymous you are concerned about, he can look after himself
  604. >Sweetie Belle.
  605. >Dear sweet Sweetie Belle.
  606. >You must save her from the fate she has most likely met
  607. >You sit and patiently look out of the cage you are in
  608. >The other dogs scream and shout at each other in incoherent rage and excitement
  609. >You watch, taking in your surroundings
  610. >There are two exits to this room, and the table in the far corner appears to have a row of keys on hooks above it
  611. >You look back at the scene before you
  612. >A fat looking dog is shouting at you
  613. >You ignore him
  614. >Though he may be your brother through genus, he is beneath you in all other ways.
  615. >You do not worry for your own well being
  616. >You will soon show these dogs, and the ponies that captured you, that you are far more capable of their complete obliteration than they can possibly comprehend
  617. >Lick your crotch
  618.  
  619. 17/17
  620. The End
  621. Part 3: ponepaste.org/830
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