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[FLUTTERRAPE] The Shifting Sands of Ponyville - Part III

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:53:47 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: May 23rd, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day intense confusion in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >hit, hower, have.
  7. >Walk downstairs and realise something
  8. >It's too quiet
  9. >Uh oh
  10. >Run into the kitchen
  11. >Nothing's been burnt
  12. >Shit. Bad sign.
  13. >Look into the living room
  14. >Not a single piece of broken furniture
  15. >Everything is completely intact
  16. >Turn your gaze to the ceiling
  17. >No giant holes in it, or pieces of food stuck to it.
  18. >Scramble back upstairs and run to the guest room
  19. >Bed is empty
  20. >Practically fall downstairs on your way to the front door
  21. >Throw it open
  22. NO! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE-
  23. >She ignites the blowtorch
  24. >The force of the blast knocks you back in the house
  25. >You hear a distant scream
  26. >Your ears ring and you groan as you pick yourself back up
  27. >The area in front of your house has been devastated
  28. >Bits of dirt fall from the sky and a huge crater now lies in the middle of the street
  29. >Stagger back outside and look around for her
  30. >See a nearby bush
  31. >A pair of black rear legs slide inside it
  32. >The bush glows green for a second
  33. >Shaking your head, you walk over and pull the tan unicorn out by her legs
  34. God dammit, Sandy.
  35. >"Apologies."
  36.  
  37. 1/?
  38.  
  39. >You sit in your kitchen, now properly messy due to Sandy's slowly improving cooking skills
  40. >Duck your head to avoid a piece of carrot
  41. Carrots go in WITH the cucumber, Sandy.
  42. >"Oh. That makes sense."
  43. >Roll your eyes and sip your coffee
  44. >So Sandy decided that your alarm clock wasn't doing enough to wake you up
  45. >She turned into a unicorn, trapped a massive amount of flammable gas inside a bubble of magic and tried to ignite it to see if the noise would wake you up
  46. >It woke up all of Ponyville, and sent a clump of dirt through the mayor's window while she was having a bath
  47. >She wasn't too pleased about that
  48. >Sandy, on the other hand, marked the experiment as a complete success, cheerfully informing you that "Yes, Methane gas CAN explode"
  49. >You love that changeling, sure.
  50. >But she can be a little bit much at times.
  51. >You smile over your drink as you recall your night of passion a few weeks ago
  52. >You decided to try something new
  53. >Upon sticking it in her pooper, she yelped, turned into Big Mac, and kicked you in the chest
  54. >Fractured a rib, and you had to stay in bed for a while
  55. >Naturally, Sandy proved that she was more than capable of nursing you back to health, and applied duct tape to your chest where the damaged rib was
  56. >She also tried to feed you breakfast similar to how a mother bird would feed her chicks
  57. >It was terrifying.
  58. >At least she's getting better at acting in public
  59. >Yesterday she only broke the waiter's leg.
  60. >'He was coming at you with a knife', was her excuse.
  61. >"Anonymous! I have created something wonderful!"
  62. >She turns to face you, her eyes almost sparkling with joy
  63. >She presents you with a sandwich
  64. >"Don't thank me, I know I'm excellent."
  65. Sandy why is this sandwich covered in ketchup?
  66. >"This isn't salad dressing?"
  67. Uhh-
  68. >"W-well look! I even put the carrots on it!"
  69. >She's made you a carrot and cucumber sandwich with ketchup all over it.
  70. >You thought she was making salad.
  71. >She smiles at you
  72. >Gulp
  73. I-i'm not hungry, Sandy.
  74. >Her eyes narrow
  75.  
  76. >You are Mr Waddle
  77. >Slowly make your way around the large pothole in the road
  78. >Don't remember that being there.
  79. >Ooh, your memory isn't what it used to be...
  80. >Hear shouting
  81. >A nearby door bursts open
  82. >An overgrown monkey bolts out, followed by a unicorn levitating a red and soggy sandwich
  83. >"EAT YOUR FOOD, YOU SCALLEYWAG!"
  84. >"I DUN WANNA!"
  85. >Chuckle and shake your head
  86. Ahh, young love...
  87.  
  88. 2/?
  89.  
  90. >Be Anon
  91. >Olympic runner
  92. >Vault over a sunbathing pony and charge through the market
  93. >Slide under a cart and pant heavily
  94. >Applejack pokes her head under it and raises an eyebrow
  95. >"Uhh, heya, Anon. Whaddya doin' under mah cart?"
  96. Hiding.
  97. >"From?"
  98. Breakfast.
  99. >"...Alright then."
  100. >She shakes her head and goes back to selling her wares to ponies
  101. >You hide under the cart, your legs sticking out next to where Applejack is stood
  102. >Sandy trots through the crowd, the sandwich levitating overhead and dripping ketchup on nearby ponies
  103. >She surveys the area
  104. >Slowly, her head turns around and she locks eyes with you
  105. >Shit, you forgot she could track you by scent
  106. >A smile creeps onto her lips and she starts walking towards you
  107. >Scramble out from under the cart and pick up an apple from a bucket
  108. >"Ah hope you'll pay for that."
  109. >You don't answer AJ, you instead throw the apple at Sandy in an attempt to scare her away
  110. >She doesn't move out of the way, like she normally would
  111. >Instead she just opens her mouth as wide as she can, the apple disappearing down her throat
  112. >She shuts her trap and grins at you
  113. >Well fuck.
  114. >That's new.
  115. >You take off again in a random direction, Sandy shouting out behind you
  116. >"GET BACK HERE AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST, HUMAN!"
  117. >An aura surrounds your leg
  118. >Look down at it, then at Sandy.
  119. >She is straining herself as hard as she can to maintain the sandwich's flight, and pulling on your leg
  120. >You pull away roughly, Sandy's face scrunching up even harder
  121. >She then gasps and the aura around your leg fades
  122. >The sandwich also drops to the floor
  123. >She looks sorrowfully at it
  124. >Nudges it with a hoof
  125. >And sighs
  126. >She raises her head again, sadness in her eyes
  127. >...
  128. >God damn that face.
  129.  
  130. 3/?
  131.  
  132. >Walk over to her and kneel down
  133. >She whimpers and picks up the sandwich again with an aura
  134. >It's covered in dirt and a bit mangled from the magical strain put on it
  135. >You pull off a bit of clean (if not ketchuppy) bread and eat it
  136. >Give her an affectionate look
  137. >She giggles
  138. >Smiles sweetly
  139. >And shoves the entire sandwich in your mouth with magic
  140. >You scream over the food
  141. >She forces you to swallow
  142. >Shudder
  143. Oh god that tasted so bad
  144. >Sandy laughs
  145. >"Sustenance has been provided! Onwards to a new day!"
  146. God dammit.
  147.  
  148. >Sit at the till in Rose's shop.
  149. >Yawn
  150. >Slow day
  151. >...
  152. >Rose is in the back with a new delivery from faraway lands
  153. >You're so bored, and these pony magazines are about as interesting as the plants surrounding you
  154. >Rest your head on the counter and think about life
  155. >The door opens
  156. >Smile to yourself and raise your head again
  157. >To your surprise, it's Twilight Sparkle
  158. >She's giving you a very odd look
  159. Uhh, hello, Twilight! What can I do for you?
  160. >She hesitates, then trots up to the counter
  161. >"I... Wanted to talk, Anon."
  162. >Shift yourself to get a better look at her
  163. >You tower above the little mare, even when sat down
  164. Go on?
  165. >"You remember uhh, Fluttershy, right? She had a bit of a scare about a month ago."
  166. >You think back to yourself
  167. >You remember her trying to rape you in this very shop, but nothing of note-
  168. >Oh.
  169. Yeah?
  170. >"Well I've been doing some asking around, and I just wanted to ask you some questions."
  171. I'm all ears
  172. >"About Shifting Sands."
  173.  
  174. 4/?
  175.  
  176. >You shuffle uncomfortably
  177. >You know all too well about the relations between Changelings and Ponies.
  178. >Sandy has done her best to stay as normal as she can.
  179. >No one seems to have caught on yet about her apparent ability to change race at will
  180. >Twilight is eyeing you closely
  181. >Snap out of your thoughts and lock eyes with her, a more serious look on your face
  182. Ask away.
  183. >"Where did she say she came from?"
  184. Out of town.
  185. >"Where, though?"
  186. Out of town.
  187. >"Who were her parents?"
  188. Doesn't remember them.
  189. >"What race is she?"
  190. Unicorn.
  191. >"How old is she?"
  192. Twenty three.
  193. >"What does she do at night?"
  194. Sleep on my lap.
  195. >"Why so defensive?"
  196. I'm not being defensive.
  197. >You both glare at each other, Twilight preparing for another bout of rapid-fire questions
  198. >She rears up on her hind legs and places her front hooves on the counter
  199. >You stand up, abusing your height in hopes of intimidating her
  200. >"You wouldn't normally be so antsy, Anonymous. What are you hiding?"
  201. I'm not hiding anything, Twilight. I just don't like being questioned.
  202. >She narrows her eyes
  203. >"Where is Shifting Sands now?"
  204. I don't want to tell you.
  205. >"Why not?"
  206. How do I know you won't hurt her?
  207. >"Why would I do that?"
  208. >Shit.
  209. >You struggle to find an answer
  210. >Twilight's burning gaze is boring a hole into you
  211. >"I don't know what you're hiding, Anonymous. But there's something going on between you and Shifting Sands. What kind of pony has a panda cutie mark anyway?"
  212. The kind of pony that wouldn't appreciate you prying into her life. Leave, Twilight.
  213. >You both stay perfectly still for a minute, the clock on the wall slowly ticking away
  214. >Eventually Twilight backs down
  215. >"Okay, fine. I'll go. But I WILL find out what her deal is, Anon."
  216.  
  217. 5/?
  218.  
  219. >As Twilight leaves the shop, you watch her go with despair
  220. >Wherever Sandy is now, you hope she's safe and doesn't talk to Twilight
  221. >Something drips onto your head
  222. >Look up
  223. >Sandy is stood on the ceiling, drooling onto you
  224. >"Hello again! Twilight wanted to speak to me but I disguised myself as myself walking along the ceiling!"
  225. >She takes that as her cue to drop from where she was stood
  226. >You jump and prepare to catch her
  227. >She lands in your arms with a pomf
  228. >"What are you about to do with me?"
  229. Drop you on the floor, tell you to leave me alone whilst I'm working, and also tell you to stay the hell away from Twilight Sparkle.
  230. >"Alright then!"
  231. >You drop her
  232. >Tell her to leave you alone whilst you're working
  233. >And then tell her to stay the hell away from Twilight Sparkle
  234. >She gives you a mock salute and trots out the store
  235. >Backwards.
  236. >Keeping eye contact with you at all times.
  237. >She kicks open the door with a back foot and onto the street, still looking straight at you until the door closes.
  238. >Shake your head
  239. >You dread to think what shit she'll get up to
  240.  
  241. >You are Shifting Sands
  242. >Twilight-Sparkle-Avoider
  243. >Anon gave you an order, and you'll be damned if you're going to let him down
  244. >Turn around
  245. >Twilight Sparkle is grinning, unblinking at you
  246. Hello! I was told not to speak to you!
  247. >Her grin widens
  248. >Something in the back of your mind tells you that something is horribly wrong
  249. >When it finally clicks, you slap Twilight as hard as you can and take flight
  250. >She takes a second to recover, nursing her cheek, then gives chase
  251. >Flap your wings as hard as you can and head back towards Anon’s house
  252. >Look down
  253. >Twilight is following you on the ground, looking up at you flying and still grinning
  254. >You panic and fly through Anon's open bedroom window
  255.  
  256. 6/?
  257.  
  258. >Your wing catches on the window frame and you lose balance, bouncing off the bed next to the window and onto the floor
  259. >Groan
  260. >A loud pop and a burst of violet light causes you to flinch
  261. >Stand up and turn around
  262. >Twilight is stood in the corner of the room, smiling at you.
  263. >"Anon said you were a unicorn."
  264. N-no. I've always been a pegasus. Yes. A pegasus.
  265. >"I see... And where do you come from?"
  266. >She starts to stalk towards you, opting you to back into a wall
  267. I uhh... I come from my old home?
  268. >"And where might that be?"
  269. ...Canterlot?
  270. >Twilight giggles
  271. >"I doubt that. I'd say by your accent that you come from..."
  272. >She quickly pulls a map out of her saddlebags and unfurls it on the floor, stabbing a levitated quill at the barren area in the southern quadrant
  273. >"THE DESOLATION."
  274. >You freeze up.
  275. >Your mind starts running through a variety of plans.
  276. >Eat her?
  277. >No, Anon would be mad
  278. >Fight her?
  279. >She's way better than you with magic
  280. >Fainting goat?
  281. >...
  282. >Fainting goat.
  283. >On cue, you seize up and drop to the floor like a sack of potatoes
  284. >Twilight blinks a few times then trots over, cautiously
  285. >She prods your face with a hoof
  286. >You remain completely still and unblinking
  287. >Twilight looks around
  288. >"Uhh, are you okay? I didn't mean to scare you. Honest. I just want some answers"
  289. >Your eyes glaze over as you begin to enter a sort of rigor mortis.
  290. >Twilight nudges you again
  291. >"Hello?"
  292. >You stop breathing in an attempt to seem less alive
  293. >"Are you... Dead?"
  294. Yes! She bought it!
  295. >"No I didn't."
  296. >YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD, YOU IDIOT.
  297.  
  298. 7/?
  299.  
  300. >Stand up and regard Twilight with a cautious look
  301. >She smiles and extends a hoof
  302. >"I think I've seen everything I need to. My name is Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"
  303. >Quick! Give her a fake name!
  304. Sands Shifting.
  305. >Sandy, you genius.
  306. >"Shifting Sands... Odd name, for a Changeling."
  307. >You wince
  308. >Twilight catches this and smiles
  309. >"It's ok, 'Shifting Sands'. I'm here to help."
  310. >You eye her with curiosity
  311. Proceed?
  312. >"Well, if you were in Canterlot, you would probably have been thrown in prison. But out here there's none of those "Federals" lurking around!"
  313. >Twilight Sparkle says that there are no federal agents lurking around
  314. >Seems perfectly legitimate.
  315. >You nod slowly and she continues
  316. >"Sooo... If you were to come with me, I have lots of questions to ask you! And we can see about sending you back to the hive you came from!"
  317. >That sounds lovely! You love the hive!
  318. >Hang on a second
  319. I cannot go back to there. They removed me.
  320. >"Removed you?"
  321. Yes. Exiled. Kicked out. Told to leave. Given my pink slip.
  322. >Twilight stares at you for a second
  323. >Then she laughs.
  324. >Hard.
  325. >Watch her laugh herself to tears while you awkwardly shuffle on the spot
  326. >"Ooh, that was good! Everyp0ny knows that Changelings can't be removed from the hive! They'd die! I've read so many books from various explorers on the lifestyles of Changelings, I know what you're like"
  327. But I-
  328. >"No no no, I'll have none of it. We'll send you back!"
  329. But I don't want-
  330. >"Come on! It'll be fun!"
  331. >Twilight effortlessly sweeps you off your hooves in a magical aura and strains herself
  332. >You both disappear in a flash. But to where, you're not sure.
  333.  
  334. 8/?
  335.  
  336. >Be Anon
  337. >"Now, are you sure this plant is safe?"
  338. >You look at the cactus that the customer is inspecting
  339. >It's an Appleoosan Daggertip
  340. >It's spines are each about 5 inches long and secrete a poison so vile it induces paralysis within 2 minutes of penetration
  341. >Come to think of it, you have no idea why it's even here to begin with
  342. >How did Rose even get this thing?
  343. >Meh, who cares
  344. Perfectly safe, sir!
  345. >"Wonderful! I'll take it!"
  346. >You pack up the plant and mutter a quick prayer that the stallion doesn't have children
  347. >As he leaves you think back to Sandy and where she might have gotten to
  348. >It's been 30 minutes since she left and she hasn't sneaked back inside to pester you some more
  349. >Hear a door to one of the store rooms open
  350. >Rose pokes her head around a corner
  351. >"Hey there, Anon. I'll be a bit, uhh, busy for the rest of the day because of this exotic plant, so I'm closing up the shop early."
  352. Oh. Cool.
  353. >Rose gives you a very fake smile
  354. You alright?
  355. >"Suuuuure! I'm doing great!"
  356. >A large green tendril grabs her mane and yanks backwards, but she jerks her head forwards again, clearly straining herself
  357. >"S-say, Anon. Could you pass me those shears?"
  358. >Reach behind you and grab them
  359. >Look back towards Rose
  360. >Several more tendrils are now latched onto her limbs, and she's struggling to hold onto the bit of wall that is the corner of the room
  361. >Hand them to her
  362. >She takes them in her mouth
  363. >"Fanks Anon!"
  364. >She allows herself to be pulled back into the room by the plant
  365. >Listen for a while
  366. >"MAKE FERTILISER OF ME, WILL YOU?"
  367. >A loud piercing shriek reverberates through the shop
  368. >"AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STICKING THAT TENDRIii- AAAAaaaaahhhnn~"
  369. >Shake your head and leave Rose to "fight" the plant
  370. >You have to find Sandy anyway
  371.  
  372. 9/?
  373.  
  374. >Exit the shop and walk home
  375. >You keep an eye out for any suspicious looking ponies/changelings, but nothing out of the ordinary strikes you
  376. >By the time you reach home, you feel on edge
  377. >You grab an apple from the kitchen and munch on it, walking around the house and checking all of Sandy's hiding spots
  378. >Under the chairs
  379. >In the cupboards
  380. >On the ceiling
  381. >On your back
  382. >Nothing
  383. >You murmur to yourself and jog upstairs to check her room
  384. >On the way to it, notice that your bedroom door is ajar
  385. >Walk through it and look around
  386. >Your window is wide open
  387. >Make your way over to it and think to yourself
  388. >Your bed is messed up
  389. >Something has been sat on it lately
  390. >See something poking out of the folds of the duvet
  391. >Pull it out
  392. >A tan feather
  393. >Your eyes narrow
  394. >Whilst you think to yourself, your eyes wander out the window
  395. >They absentmindedly fall on the tree house library that is Twilight's home
  396. >You pause and squint at it for a while
  397. >You can only really see the top of it from here, but still...
  398. >Maybe?
  399. >You look back at the feather in your hands
  400. >Run your fingers over it and try to piece together everything
  401. >You don't want to imagine that Twilight got to her, despite your warnings, but it looks that way.
  402. >Even if it WAS Twilight, there's no harm in checking, right?
  403. >You make up your mind and head out the front door on a brisk walk towards the library
  404. >As you step out onto the street, a figure steps into view
  405. >Someone you haven't seen in a while
  406. >She smiles up at you with her teal eyes wide with wonder, yet partly hidden behind her pink mane
  407. >Let out an exasperated sigh
  408. Fluttershy.
  409.  
  410. 10/?
  411.  
  412. >"H-hello! Umm, Anon. How are you doing?"
  413. I'm looking for my friend. Please go away.
  414. >"W-why would you want to go searching for Sandy? I'm all you n-need..."
  415. >You glare at her
  416. >She realises what she just said
  417. >"Oh... Ponyfeathers..."
  418. >Grab her and drag her back inside your house
  419. >She coos at you
  420. >"A-are you going to love me?"
  421. >Shut the door, so that the public can't see what you're going to do next
  422. >Slam her against a wall
  423. Start talking.
  424. >"W-what is there to talk about? You look tired! D-do you want a hug? I can make you some coco then maybe suck you off-"
  425. START. TALKING.
  426. >"T-twilight umm..."
  427. >She mumbles something under her breath and looks away from you
  428. >Growl and squeeze her
  429. >She shifts uncomfortably under the pressure
  430. >"P-please stop, Anon!"
  431. What is Twilight doing, Fluttershy.
  432. >"Well, uuh, it was sort of maybe my idea, but, um, I thought that maybe if I told Twilight where to find Shifting Sands she could send her home or maybe do science on her, I don't really remember but Twilight said that she had never had the chance to experiment on a Changeling before, but now that Shifting Sands is out of the way can we have sex?"
  433. >Gawp at her
  434. You... Twilight...
  435. >Let Fluttershy drop to the floor and rub your eyes
  436. You let TWILIGHT get hold of Sandy?!
  437. >"Umm. yes? I did it for you though!"
  438. >Open the front door, letting it slam into the inside wall
  439. >Punt Fluttershy into the crater Sandy created
  440. >Take off towards the library as fast as you can
  441.  
  442. 11/?
  443.  
  444. >You are Shifting Sands
  445. >This sure is a bizarre situation to be in.
  446. >Twilight has secured you to a table and is now prancing around the basement area under her house
  447. >She returns to your side with a clipboard
  448. >"This is going to be so much fun! I get to do what no pony else has ever done and Fluttershy gets Anon! Every pony wins!"
  449. >You laugh nervously
  450. Ha ha ha what a story, Twilight! What was that about you doing things to me?
  451. >Maybe getting her to ramble on will solve your problems!
  452. >"Oh! Well, prior to today, Changelings have always been too elusive to capture, and no pony has been able to get their hooves on one long enough to document their physiology! Most accounts are eyewitness reports and artist depictions. But now that you're here, I can document a full study of Changeling anatomy and help every pony to learn!"
  453. >She gets a mad look in her eye and leans in uncomfortably close to your face, breathing through her mouth
  454. >"You know!"
  455. >She's now so close that you can smell the sandwich she ate for lunch
  456. >"FOR SCIENCE!"
  457. >She stands there and pants heavily in your face for a while, her eyes darting around your body and taking in your fake pegasus body
  458. >You try and edge away from her, only to be foiled by the restraints
  459. >"First of all, we need to get rid of that pesky disguise! Now don't worry, I've done this before in Canterlot!"
  460. >She zaps you with a quick burst of purple
  461. >You yelp in pain as your magical disguise is overpowered and practically torn off you
  462. >Blink and look down at your normal black and hole-covered body
  463. Uh oh.
  464. >Twilight giggles, her voice teetering on the edge on mania
  465. >"This is so exciting! I can't believe it!"
  466. >She goes into a fit of giggles and runs off to grab some more supplies
  467. >You try and use magic to get rid of the restraints, but a sharp pain in your horn reveals that they are enchanted to stop magic
  468. >Hear another giggle
  469. >Twilight steps back into view
  470. >"I'm not letting you get away that easily! You're an important part of my research, and Celestia will be so proud of me when I show her my report!"
  471. >She reveals an assortment of scalpels and other instruments
  472. >Gulp
  473. >Twilight levitates a particularly nasty looking tool from her arrangement and licks her lips quickly
  474. >"Now, I don't have any drugs to knock you out with, but to be honest, I'm kinda interested to see how you react to... THIS!"
  475. >She launches her tool at your chest
  476. >You wince and feel a rush of pain sear through your-
  477. >Wait
  478. >No you don't.
  479.  
  480. 12/?
  481.  
  482. >Glance at the scalpel
  483. >Twilight is dumbfounded
  484. >She slowly raises it from you
  485. >The end is bent at a 90 degree angle.
  486. >"Uhhh"
  487. >You peer at your chest
  488. >Your natural armour has a small scratch on it, but nothing too major
  489. >"Don't worry! I can fix this!"
  490. >She levitates all her tools and slams them into your chest
  491. >The wind gets knocked out of you, but the same effect happens
  492. >Your armour now has a large dent in it. But all of Twilight's tools are useless
  493. >"UUGH! Why isn't this working?! I don't have much time... Come on, just, like, get rid of your armour!"
  494. >Twilight starts pleading with you
  495. >"Pleeeeease? Just pull back the chest piece or something!"
  496. Why don't you do it?
  497. >Sandy, you're a fucking moron
  498. >Twilight's eye widen and she gives you a look similar to that of a child that realises that the circle shaped block goes into the circle shaped hole
  499. >"...Oh."
  500. >You let out a cry as Twilight starts to tug at your armour with her magic
  501. >"Oh wow! This is much easier!"
  502. I AM IN GREAT PAIN RIGHT NOW!
  503. >"Fascinating!"
  504.  
  505. >You are Anon
  506. >The library is in sight
  507. >But unfortunately, Fluttershy somehow managed to get out of the hole you punted her in
  508. >Like she has wings or something
  509. >Look behind you and see Fluttershy flying after you, with tears in her eyes
  510. >"Please, Anon! Just give me a chance! I'll love you better than that monster ever could!"
  511. >Ignore her and carry on running, the yellow demon desperately trying to catch up with you
  512. >"Anon, PLEASE!"
  513. FUCK OFF, FLUTTERSHY!
  514. >You shoulder barge the front door to the library open, Fluttershy in hot pursuit
  515. >Literally, hot pursuit. She's leaking everywhere. It's like if a snail took flight.
  516. >You hear a sharp cry come from the door leading to Twilight Sparkle's Wonder Emporium and basement
  517. >Go to open it
  518. >The door rattles, the locks on the other side barring you from your prize
  519. TWILIGHT. OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!
  520. >A moment passes
  521. >Hear a familiar voice answer you
  522. >"Twilight told me to be quiet so that you'll think that we aren't down here!"
  523. >God dammit, Sandy. You can't even be held captive properly
  524.  
  525. 13/?
  526.  
  527. >Speaking of Sandy
  528. >You are her
  529. >And she is you
  530. >And you also have a large knife stuck in your chest since Twilight tore off your chest plate with magic
  531. >It kinda hurts
  532. >But you aren't too worried. Changeling regeneration is good at solving issues like this.
  533. >"This is amazing! Your body keeps healing everything through everything I do to it!"
  534. >She removes the knife and you both watch as the wound closes itself, leaving a faint scar behind
  535. >You look at the purple prodder, now giggling gleefully with her nasty knife
  536. >Anon would be proud of your alliteration skills
  537. >Speaking of which-
  538. >"TWILIGHT I WILL RIP THIS DOOR OFF ITS HINGES IF YOU DON'T OPEN IT RIGHT NOW!"
  539. >Twilight calls back
  540. >"Don't worry, Anon! I'll return her soon, I just need to test out a few more things!"
  541. >She stabs your chest again
  542. >It heals back up when the knife is removed
  543. >You feel sort of dizzy
  544. >Must have something to do with all your powers relying on love and Twilight is unknowingly draining you of your reserves for her own scientific curiosity and soon she'll probably kill you because you won't be able to regenerate anymore once you run out.
  545. >...
  546. >You really should have mentioned this before she started getting stab-happy
  547. Uhh, I think you should know that-
  548. >Stabbed
  549. Ow-... I really can't keep this up all d-
  550. >Stabbed
  551. OW. Twilight, I am being totally serious at this moment in ti-
  552. >Stabbed
  553. Ugh...
  554. >Twilight eventually gets bored of stabbing you and moves on to greater things
  555. >"Now, some ponies -might- consider this inponeane, but I think that it will further our understanding of your species even more!
  556. >She holds up a tool
  557. What's that?
  558. >"It's a hammer, hacksaw, spanner, screwdriver, pneumatic drill, giant foam hand and a toothbrush all welded together!"
  559. What does it do?
  560. >"Who knows? Let's find out!"
  561. >She raises it over her head with magic, preparing to slam it down on you
  562.  
  563. 14/?
  564.  
  565. TWILIGHT!
  566. >You slam a fist against the door, glaring at it while you listen to Twilight's giggling from inside
  567. >Fluttershy gently taps your shoulder
  568. >"Umm, Anon? If you're too tired now from hitting that door... C-can you maybe love me for a little while?"
  569. >Turn to face her so fast you fear you might have broken your spine
  570. Fluttershy. I will destroy everything you ever loved if you say one more god damn thing.
  571. >"B-but I love you! Are you really going to destroy yourself?"
  572. >Stare at her
  573. >Not because of what she just said, but because you just had an amazing idea
  574. Hey, Fluttershy. How hard is your skull?
  575.  
  576. >"I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, ANON!"
  577. TOUGH SHIT.
  578. >"W-WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?"
  579. >Grin manically at the pony under your arm and back at the door at the other side of the room
  580. I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.
  581. >Charge towards the door, holding Fluttershy like a battering ram
  582. >She screams in terror as you collide with the door
  583. >The locks are shattered and the door flies open, the momentum carrying you forwards and down the stairs before you
  584. >Fluttershy bounces down the steps with you and lands in a heap at the bottom
  585. >Stand up groggily
  586. >Sandy's tail starts wagging when she sees you
  587. >"Greetings, Anonymous! Nice of you to drop on by!"
  588. >She grins toothily at you
  589. >"T-that was a joke-"
  590. Stop talking, Sandy.
  591. >"Okay..."
  592. >Turn to Twilight, who is laughing nervously
  593. >"Heeey! Anonymous! I hope you don't mind but uhh, Good ol' Sandy here was just helping me gather data! Right, Sandy?"
  594. >Sandy smiles and says in a rather chipper tone
  595. >"She kidnapped me and stuck knives in me! It wasn't as fun as I had originally anticipated. Oh, and also this thing!"
  596. >You look at Sandy's chest
  597. >A creation of unparalleled uselessness is wedged in her chest
  598. Sandy why is your chest plate missing?
  599. >"Twilight took it!"
  600. Twilight why are you pulling body parts off Sandy?
  601. >"Uhhhh-"
  602. And lastly, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY CHANGELING?
  603. >"Oh! Oh! Is that me?"
  604. SHUT UP, SANDY!
  605. >"Apologies!"
  606. >Twilight backs further away from you
  607. >You start to close the distance between you both
  608. >"Anon? I swear to Celestia this was a mistake! Why don't we just-"
  609. >Grab her mane and pull her face closer to yours
  610. Tell me everything.
  611. >"Uhhh, I'd rather- FLUTTERSHYDOITNOW!"
  612.  
  613. 15/?
  614.  
  615. >Without you realising, Fluttershy had plucked the... 'thing' out of Sandy's chest
  616. >She throws it at you, apologising before and after doing so
  617. >Nimbly dodge it, letting go of Twilight in the process
  618. >Twilight aims her horn at the roof of the basement and fires a purple beam at it
  619. >The ceiling explodes, showing you in dirt and wood
  620. >Fluttershy grabs Twilight and starts to ascend, slowly.
  621. >Really slowly
  622. >Twilight shakes a hoof at you while she gets carried out of the basement via her Fluttercopter
  623. >"I'll get you, Anon! And your little Changeling too!"
  624. >She cackles in a way similar to a saturday morning cartoon villain and disappears out the hole in the roof
  625. >Sigh and turn to Sandy
  626. >She makes cute chirping noise
  627. >Then sprays acid all over her bindings
  628. >Watch as the green goop melts through the restraints
  629. But... Couldn't you have done that before?
  630. >"Don't be foolish, Anon! Then she would have figured out I was a Changeling!"
  631. >She raises a hoof to the side of her mouth and her eyes dart side to side before she whispers at you
  632. >"I think I got away with it!"
  633. >You stare at your 'partner', who is missing a large piece of carapace from her chest and covered in green blood, as well as being in full insectoid mode
  634. >She stares back, determined to win the sudden staring contest you're both having
  635. >Eventually she gets bored and takes flight, her hole-covered wings carrying her over to you
  636. >She hugs you tightly, then looks up at you, her soft blue eyes still as innocent to her surroundings as the first day you saw them
  637. >"Shall we go home? I bet you're kinda hungry!"
  638. You were just... Dissected. Alive. Don't you want to rest?
  639. >"Not at all! I'll be fine as long as you still like me!"
  640. Of course I like you, Sandy. Why wouldn't I?
  641. >She hovers away, and faces you, still smiling
  642. >"That's all that matters, Anonymous."
  643. >You are surprised as you see a whisps of green magic materialising a thick black piece of armour over the hole in her chest
  644. >For a few minutes you observe her chest mend itself
  645. >She taps it with a hoof once it's completely closed
  646. >"Lots of love makes for a happy and healthy Changeling! Now come on! I think I can smell food upstairs! Or it might be the dragon. Can you eat dragon? Let's go eat the dragon..."
  647. >She buzzes away from you, talking to herself before switching it up to an off-tune little song she just made up
  648. >Follow her in silence up the stairs
  649. >"Little dragon! Little dragon! Are you home? I sure do hope that vore is your fetish!"
  650. >Shake your head and smile to yourself
  651. >Fucking Shifting Sands.
  652.  
  653. 16/16
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