>"Hey Anon! There's a class on dancing at the gym I go to and I thought it would be fun for us to go together."
>Sunset stares at you, her turquoise orbs boring into your soul.
>Your mouth starts to feel dry, is this really happening?
>Sunset Shimmer, former biggest meanie and now queen bee of Canterlot High, is asking you out.
>Oh God, what do you do?
>Fuck, you're ruining your one chance!
>Just... Just play it cool.
"Uh, y-yeah. Sounds like a ton of fun!"
>You place your hand behind your head like some kind of dork.
>Sunset blushes and looks down, but you think you see a smile on her face.
>You can also hear her friends giggling.
>Looking their way confirms it.
>Well almost all her friends are giggling.
>Scilight looks furious.
>You snooze you lose, Twiggy.
>"So, meet at my place at say... 10 on Saturday?"
>You look back at Sunset to see the broad smile across her face.
"It's a date!"
>She blushes again and mutters the word "date" only just barely loud enough for you to hear.
>Before you can try to say anything else, the bell interrupts you.
>Well you'll see her for sure on Saturday.

>Today's the day.
>Today you're going out on a date with Sunset.
>Well maybe a date.
>Either way you're standing in front of Sunset's apartment, dressed in a T-shirt and sweatpants.
>You figured that it would be best to wear clothes that you don't mind getting a little sweaty since the class is supposed to be at a gym.
>It's probably some jazzercise class or something.
>Sunset exits her apartment wearing a sports bra and a tight pair of compression shorts.
>Think about not-sexy things, think about not-sexy things.
>"Ready to go?"
>Luckily you brought a water bottle with you, and take a swig to soothe your suddenly dry mouth.
"Y-yep!"
>Smooth.
>Sunset just giggles and locks her door.
>You do your best not to look at her perky breasts and firm ass.
> The last thing you need right now is a hardon getting you in trouble.
>You can't help but take a swift glance at Sunset's cleavage though.
>"I decided to leave the geode at home. Don't want it getting lost."
>She caught you.
>You glance at her face and catch a small but definitely smug smile.
>Yeah, guess she wouldn't need superpowers to figure out what you have on your mind.
>Still, Sunset doesn't seem to mind.
>Score one for Anon?
>It's a nice enough day, so you walk the two blocks to the gym while Sunset regales you with Pinkie's latest antics in Home Ec. 
>The gym is one of those chain gyms.
>Large enough that it has separate rooms for classes and a dry sauna.
>You use all your willpower to /not/ imagine doing degenerate things with the cute girl by your side in the Sauna.
>Sunset checks in at the desk and informs the clerk that you're going to be using her guest pass today.
>Your willpower crumbles as Sunset leans on the desk just enough to accentuate her ass.
>You're like a deer in the headlights for a moment.
>Then you start to feel your trouble making friend down south start to rise.
>You quickly avert your gaze and subtly adjust your pants.
>The unamused glare the clerk tells you that you didn't totally get away unnoticed.
>Almost as soon as she does though, Sunset stands back up.
>"Alright Anon, since you don't need to change let's just go wait for the class to start."
>You can feel the clerk glaring a hole into the back of your head as the two of you make your way to the classrooms.

>Two things stick out to you as you step into the room.
>First is the vertical poles set in neat lines of six.
>Second is Fluttershy's greasy brother at the front of the room.
>His eyes trace Sunset up and down.
>Some primal and barbaric part of your brain screams at you to punch him square in his face.
>But the civilized part wins out.
>You take an almost unconscious step closer to Sunset and casually lay your arm across her shoulders.
"Let's find a spot before this place fills up."
>You said that a bit too loud, but maybe now Zephyr will back off.
>Then again the douch might take that as a challenge.
>Sunset nods.
>"Yeah, it'll probably be best to claim a couple of spots now."
>The two of you walk casually to a pair of poles in the middle of the room.
>As it nears 11am the room fills with middle-aged women.
>Most of them are probably here for a little bit of excitement or maybe to learn something to surprise the husband in the bedroom.
>Out of the veritable sea of Christmas Cake you recognize the school librarian, Ms. Cheerilee.
> Luckily she doesn't seem to notice you, sparing you from having to make awkward conversation with a teacher outside of school.
>The class starts off easily enough, despite his lecherous nature, Zephyr is a relatively effective teacher.
>In only a couple minutes Sunset is swinging from the pole like a pro.
>You, on the other hand, fall flat on your face consistently.
>Sunset giggles at your failures, but tries to help you.
>Luckily enough for you, most of the army of MILFs seems to be taking up Zephyr's limited attention.
>Mostly fixing their mistakes and posture.
>He's fairly professional with them.
>Well, as professional as a man with his, admittedly deserved, reputation can be.
>Unfortunately your luck runs out as the chubby Ginger woman next to you asks Zypher for some help.
>You grit your teeth as he oozes towards you.
>Zephyr answers her question quickly, then rounds on you and Sunset just as you manage to complete a rotation of the pole without falling flat on your face.
>"It's not often I see men coming to one of my classes."
>Zephyr's snide remark has you responding before you even fully process what he's said.
"I think you've come in enough men for the both of us."
>Sunset laughs as she admonishes you.
>Zephyr looks like he wants to punch you for a second, then schools his features and turns to face Sunset.
>"Your form is excellent, by the way, Sunset. It's like you were made for this."
>Something about the way he says "made for this" irks you.
>Judging by the look on her face, it irks Sunset too.
>"Thanks Zephyr, I'm sure Anon's been enjoying it."
>LMAO!
>Shot down like Zero over the Pacific.
>Zephyr storms off to go help another middle-aged lady as you hear the chubby Ginger next to you giggle.
>Sunset, on the other hand, leans over and kisses you on the cheek.
>"Want to get some coffee after this? Maybe at my place?”