"What the buck did you just call me?!"
>Applejack puffed her chest out even further
>"You heard me. Marelet."
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
>"Aw, come on now, Dashie."
>Applejack starts circling Rainbow Dash, her hoofsteps slow yet firm
>"Ah know ya ain't the smartest mare, but even you oughtta be able to figure it out."
>Rainbow huffs, her eyes staying glued to Applejack as the orange mare continued around her
>Applejack stops for a beat, shooting Rainbow an expectant glance 
>She shakes her head, tsk-ing as she does
>"Shame. Guess ya really are a marelet."
"Stop it! That's not even a real word!"
>Rainbow Dash could feel her blood boiling in every vein of her body
>"Oh, it's a real word, alright."
>Applejack stopped once she was right next to Dash
>Dash's wings ruffle indignantly at being forced to look up to keep her eyes on Applejack's
>Rainbow grits her teeth, glaring at Applejack's hoof as she watches it rise up, up, up, and-
>*PATPAT*
>Applejack pets Rainbow Dash like she does Winona, but with an even greater air of superiority
>"And you're it."
>Rainbow growls, lunging at Applejack
>The apple mare uses a single hoof to effortlessly hold Rainbow Dash at bay
>Applejack chuckled at sight of the undersized pegasus thrashing about like a rabid dog
>"Heh-heh. Yer like twenty pounds o' angry inna two pound bag."
>Rainbow growled again
>"Course, that ain't none too surprisin'. Marelets ain't got nothin' better to do than piss 'emselves over bein' a marelet."
"You stupid bucki-OOmf!"
>The wind was knocked out of Rainbow Dash when she hit the ground from what was really a very minor shove from Applejack
>Applejack wiped the marelet grime from her hoof with the dirt road beneath her
>"Welp. Ah'm off to go sleep with Anon."
>Rainbow's heart stopped at the mention of her coltfriend
"Wait, WHAT?!"
>"Yup. Figure Ah oughtta let a good colt like him know what a proper mare feels like. So long, Sugarcu-" Applejack smirked, "Well, Sugarcrystal fits ya better Ah reckon."
>With that, Applejack trotted off, leaving Rainbow to accept her fate, facedown in the street
>Her fate, as a marelet