Hey
what're ya doing down here?
what, you think I'm gonna let you disappear?
that ain't gonna happen
'cause
this is your page ten bump
page ten bump
page ten bump
oooooh yeah!
you see
here's the story
I was scrolling on by
when I saw this thread 
rather'n let it die
I clicked reply
uh huh

then I thought
that ain't right
just postin' outta fright
to keep this thread
on this site
Instead I'd thought I'd write
so
have this song
(by the way, there's more comin' along)

oh yeaaaah!

[solo]

keeepin' this threeeeead aliiiive
like I'd ever keep ya outta sight
or outta mind
I'm keepin' you alive
by postin' this song
because it'd be wrong
if this thread didn't last long
page ten bump
page ten bump
paaaaage teeeeeen buuuuump

[solo]

it's what ponies would dooooo
so would yoooooou
even if you're just passing throooough
oh yeah!

[outro]
savin' this thread one post at a time
lettin' it die would've been a crime

Right now I'm on my last rhyme
paaaaaaaaage teeeeeeeeeen buuuuuuuuump

yeah!