I’m writing this half conscious and with zero writing skill
>Be Anon Stallion, weather pony
>Somebody aka the Cutie Mark Retards on the tour of the weather factory stirred up a massive storm and it’s on Ponyvilles weather team to try to control it.
>So you’re currently fighting a portion of the storm front with Cloud Chaser, who is not your biggest fan
>High winds and lightning tore through the air, threatening to throw a unaware flier back down to earth
>”Anon this whole area is getting stronger , it’s getting dangerous out here.”
>Upon hearing this normally terrible news you can’t help but grin
“Are you saying that this arbitrary location
is dangerous?”
>”Yes you smartflank we may need to.. Anon I swear I will kill you if you say what I think you’re going to say.”
>Things have been put into motion that cannot be stopped
>Cloud Chasers formerly focused face is now distorted with agitation
“So you’re telling me, this place is unsafe”
>”Im going to let this storm zap us both Anon and send us directly to Tartarus”
>The mares deadpan expression cannot dissuade you, it must be said
“Then I guess we’re in the Danger Zone”
>At this exact moment a bolt of lightning tore through the sky, zapping Anon and sending him tumbling to earth
>Cloud Chaser could only sigh and dive after the smartass stallion to save his flank, again
>Be Cloud Chaser, currently diving at Mach Fuck through the worst storm Equestria has seen in century after a green dipshit
>If he wasn’t so busy trying to antagonize you he’d be fine
>Despite the temptation of letting him drop to his doom, he didn’t piss you off that bad
>Yet
>The storm thunders and roars as you break out of the clouds and into the rain below
>The ground was rapidly approaching
>You are rapidly approaching Anon
>With feet to spare you grab the Equestrian Fried Pegasus and slow your combined decent from deadly to painful
>Tumbling end over end the two of you plow into a field, ending with you on top of Anon
>You roll off and examine the zapped ball of sarcasm and poke him repeatedly till you get a reaction
“If you’re not dead get up and go to the hospital, if not I’m leaving you here for the timberwolves”
>He opens his eyes and looks up at you
>”Thanks for the save Cloudy”
“Don’t ever call me that again”
>Even in a near death experience he has a single setting
>”I do have a question for you though”
“I’m not answering it”
>You feel a migraine coming on, on top of the sore wings and scrapes from smacking the ground
>The green stallion had a pained smile across his face, visible through the rain
“Don’t make me regret saving you Anon”
>”Does our insurance know about how dangerous this gets?”
“Do they what?”
>Despite the electrocution and gravity’s attempt to add him to the grounds K:D ratio the green Pegasus can barely contain his laughter
>”Cause we’re in the dang—“
>You slug him across the face and drag his unconscious body to the hospital
>He’s lucky he’s cute