https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/42128028#p42141384

>Be (you).
>Be walking with Rainbow Dash towards Sweet Apple Acres.
>She's ranting like crazy about the new Daring Do book.
>"and she flew through the trap and dodged all the darts that came out the wall..."
"do you th-"
>"then she does an awesome barrel roll and dodges the boulder..."
"what d-"
>"so she rockets under the door super fast and her hat comes off but she grabs it just before the door closes..."
>Wow, she's totally zoned out talking about Daring Do, huh?
>You wave a hand in front of her but she doesn't react.
>"she's walking through this creepy dark tunnel, when suddenly this skeleton is in her face and she..."
>You tussle her mane but she keeps on talking.
>"obviously the griffons betray her and are actually totally evil..."
>You get an idea to break her train of thought.
>She hates it when you touch her wings.
>It'll probably get you a buck to the gut if you're not careful.
>As you walk, you move closer to her, awkwardly lean over her and put your hands on her sides.
>She's still not responding.
>You slide your hands to the base of her wings.
>Still nothing.
>You lift your hands upwards and outwards, watching her wings unfurl.
>"and even though her wings are all tied up, she beats up the whole gang of griffons!"
>She's really focused on telling you about that book.
>You decide it'd be funny to start manually flapping her wings with your hands.
>It's an unusual feeling, the muscles of the appendages moving in your palms.
>You begin to move them more rapidly.
>After a couple of seconds, it starts to feel like they're flapping faster than you're moving them.
>Now that you notice it, they're definitely moving on their own now.
>You let go of her wings and watch them continue flapping, quicker and quicker. 
>As she continues to obliviously walk and talk, you watch her hooves slowly lift off the ground.
>"so she saves the stallion, and they kiss and stuff. It's pretty mushy but they gotta have th-"
>You watch as she swiftly gains altitude, still rambling on.
>Soon she's become nothing more than a tiny speck in the sky.
>You wonder how long it'll take her to notice.
>You decide to just keep walking to Sweet Apple Acres.