now just hear me out
is it so uncouth
for one to bring to life
the apple of his eye
stuck behind a screen
sew a cute plushie
and make one little hole
kill two birds with one stone

its been so long that ive slept alone
in the darkness i saw that blue eye move
so kind to add a nice little detail
to enhance the tight prize under her tail

no one else would fill the need
finally my fantasy
(uuuuuunf)

MUST HAVE PLAPPED HER FIFTY FUCKING TIMES
OH CELESTIA
FILLED HER PONUT RIGHT UP TO THE TWINE
YELLING AT HER GET, PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT

i thought it was just a shitpost, now that ive got her squeakin
now she's just so perfect ive never been quite so fucking deep in

IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON
IN YOUR SOFT STUFFED PRISON YOULL BE MINE FOREVER
MY SILENT WAIFU AND MY CUM DUMPSTER

cause i never really had that special someone
on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush
and i know, i know, i dont go outside
but youre mine
and for all the anons, who're just now turned on
you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends
pony, don't cry
you took my flower, before some paid whore
cuz everybody's got their love to give
eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art
cuz everybody's got their love to give
but pony, don't cry

now theres a piece of lore i thought was untrue
some habershit that was only made to goon
one full mooned night the clock struck twelve
i heard a hiss and thats when she got her revenge

fantasy turning deadly
no one else will fill the need
(eeeeeee)

MUST HAVE SLICED HIM FIFTY FUCKING TIMES
OH CELESTIA
SUCKED ALL THE LIFE RIGHT OUT FROM HIS EYES
YELLING AT HIM GET, PREGNANT PREGNANT PREGNANT

and once i died, i didnt get sent to equestria
instead cast down to tartarus to burn with tirek cozy and the bug

I PRAY TO GOD THAT I CAN BE REFORMED
CUZ I WAS CORRUPTED BY A MOUNTAIN OF PORNO
WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS HER LOVE WHOLEHEARTED

cause i never really had that special someone
on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush
and i know, i know, i wont see the outside
but youre mine
and for all the anons, who're just now turned on
you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends
pony, don't cry
you took my flower, before some paid whore
cuz everybody's got their love to give
eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art
cuz everybody's got their love to give
but pony, don't cry

ive been banished for so long
(not long enough)
ill make it up to you
(cant do it as a human)
ill give up my life as a man
(well, then, ill grant you this chance)
and you can cast the spell
(ill go and start the speel)
go and cast the spell
(cast the spell)
try again
(try again)
and again
(and again)
over and open the gates

im coming back, coming back
well live forever, live forever
lets have our wedding, have our wedding
now lets get busy, lets get busy

do you take this anon's hooves for the rest of your equestrian life
i do
do you take this mare's hooves for the rest of your equestrian life
i do
i now pronounce you

cause i never really had that special someone
on two legs, that's why your hooves are stuffed with more than plush
and i know, i know, i wont see outside
but youre mine
and for all the anons, who're just now turned on
you think youll kick it but the ride never EEEE-eeee-eeeeeends
pony, don't cry
you took my flower, before some paid whore
cuz everybody's got their love to give
eyes filled with hearts, and not sewn in art
cuz everybody's got their love to give
my pony, don't cry