>"OHHHHhhhh my Luna, that's fuckin' funny," green slurred out between guffawing laughs
>she was running on a hard buzz as her and soda came back through the brick plaza, now deserted in the early night
>"and the next time i see him, im gonna be like..."
>Sodalis was nice and lubricated as well, but green was blazing the trail
>the grey bap leaned touchily up to green's ear,
>"...do you want a fifth leg to stand on at the pool table?" she muttered, both mares bursting out laughing again
>soda and green leaned away from each other
>green, having forgotten the instability of being a tripod, leaned to the left a little too far and crossed the balance point
>in a harrowing split second, she locked in and jammed her left crutch out and into the bricks, straining hard to pull herself back up and over
>there was silence as her and soda looked at each other, shocked
>only for a moment as they immediately laughed it off
>"miamor cadenza green you even push yourself around!"
>"heyyyy screwyou those mango bombs hit HAAAAaaard!"
>"im half your size you fuckin' lightweight, you still see me walking a straight line"
>"i WOULD. if i wasnt on these STEWWpid crutches"
>the two of them finally stopped at the side of the street, right under a hanging firefly lantern
>"your taxis landing" soda said, pointing to their right
>referring to the white and purple pegasus streaking down and touching the pavement two blocks away, smoothly arcing along the surface like a runway
>her right wing flapping noticeably faster than the other as she landed into a trot and slowed to a walk
>morning glory's wings acted as an air brake as she stopped in front of her friend and marefriend
>"hi mares!"
>"heyyy sexy~~"
>"what'd you get up to?" she looked at green caringly
>"we took the boat to the river shed and we had a few drinks at TeeVees" sodalis filled in coherently, giving her a wink with the eye opposite of green
>"GREATspot. i fuckin' love it."
>only because she hasnt been working there for the past 8 years
>"well that sounds fun! hop in Greenie"
>"the town drunk's all yours" Soda announced, sauntering closer
>green giggled
>"byeeeeeeeeeeee Sodalitz, be safe on your flight!" green waved with a free hoof
>soda put her skinny hooves around the black mare's head and gave her a nice squeeze
>"BYEeeeeeeeee green flippin' niceeeee i hope you heal soon!mmmmmmm"
>then pulled apart and went over to morning glory
>"mmmmmmmluvya'morning seeya when i get back!"
>"mmmmmbye soda!" morning reciprocated
>and before long, Sodalis hat trotted off, taken flight, and disappeared into the darkness above the water

>"...so yeah she was tellin' me the story of how Rocky and his buddies tore down the river shed on accident, and said YOUUuuu were there for it"
>green was at her spawn point of the ~ottoman~, knocking back a nice cup of water as she kept yapping about her time with Sodalis
>"yeah, that was the one party i went to my junior year and it was like *'oh, so THIS is what you bozos get up to!'*"
>"hey morningglurry..."
>"yes greenie?" she turned and started to come back into the living room, carrying some playthings 
>"why is your carpet print like the inside of a kirin temple... you got a cat, a little Purrsian or something!? Ah-haa..."
>morning did a cute shrug
>"...is that a pet leash?..." green pointed out, semi confused as she processed the sight of what was draped around the back of her neck
>"yes it is!" morning responded, passing green by to grab the final piece
>green's brain short circuited as she put her hoof up to interject
>"in 87, it was apparently the spot where a bunch of stray pets and cats and stuff lived,"
>she came around the backside of the ottoman, green looking up to see morning's head towering above her,
>"i wanted for the longest to, you know, adopt one of them, but now that i got you here i finally realized..."
>morning finished snaking around the far end, reached behind her and took a huge red collar in her teeth
>"i got one right here!"
>then with two tall wing flaps, morning jumped up and pounced on her marefriend, green thoroughly pinned underneath
>not only was she weighed down by the anchor, but she was thoroughly sloshed with a hefty damper on her reaction time
>green was assaulted by a sloppy smooch as morning snaked something around the back of her neck and to the front
>once morning pulled away and did up the front, she sat back up on the green's abs, and yanked a long pet leash behind her head, getting a menacingly saucy look in her eyes
>green was wide eyed at the ruse she just fell for, and getting very, very wet in response

>"howdoya like me now?" morning asked in a cocky way,
>green was completely flushed, choking on her drunk words
>her marefriend backed her rump up over green's hips, then laid forward to be snoot-to-snoot with green
>"you started mozying into my house from time to time~" a playful swipe on the tip of green's nose
>"i brought you in my care 24-7~" continuing to annunciate each point with a quick boop
>"i pamper and spoil you abso-LUTE-ly rotten cuz youre so cute~"
>"you curl up with me, in my bed, every night for snuggles~"
>"and you turn into a mushy little mess every time were together. i thiiiiiink that meeeans~"
>morning hugged green and pulled her torso upright, then pulled her head up by the cheeks and gave her another wet, noisy smooch
>"...that youre now my little playpet >:)" a sultry whisper accompanied by a teasingly mischevious smile
>green quietly whimpered and slunk downward
>looking fearful as her eyes widened in complete submission, absolutely intoxicated
>morning's seat started to shift front to back, and it wasn't the chair