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>Butterscotch sits in front of his personal work-in-progress bar that is near a beach
>Hooftapping can be heard from the back
>"Hey Butters! How are you holding up buddy!?"
>Blitz turns on a radio, It's My Life is playing.
>"Oh hey Blitz nice to see you! Im doing fine just you know, sitting in my usual spot."
>"Cool! Are you ready to play with our mares this evening?"
>He sits near the Butt
>"Oh yes you know how much I like to socialize hehe"
>"Wanna go for a walk?"
>"Mhm let's go"
>They both stood up, started walking through the streets of Manenanna, the Equastria in-land counterpart to Manehattan.
>"Dusk Shine and Elusive said that they are gonna be in the mall"
>Blitz says while they walk at a side of railroad
>"Oh cool! Umm Blitz?"
>"Yeah?"
>"When will you get a job?"
>"Ok dude I am still in my own personal therapy from when that boss slammed me to the ground because I didn't clean up a little bit of the shit on the floor that Bubble Berry left while I was talking with Rainbow Dash for the first time!"
>"You need to let go of that or else you will never going to stop being a loser and you will never get 'bitches' as you say."
>"Shut the fuck up!"
>They both stopped, one mare carrying a little filly in a little cart looked at them, was a little bit shocked - then just walked away
>"Ok maybe I was a little bit harsh sorry if I was I just-
>"YOOOUUUU and your bar and your pride can all go fuck yourself!"
>Rainbow Blitz trotted away crying
>"Wait Blitz!... sorry"
>Butterscotch said quietly

>Butterscotch went to the general direction that Blitz trotted to
>despite of his effort to find him, he was unable to
>it was like he fell into the backrooms
>"damn, I guess il' just go meet up with Elusive and Dusk Shine in the mall, hope he is going to be alright..."
>the main mall of Manenanna is a beautiful display of technology and modern architecture
>there are posters for movies at the sides of a mall enterence, such as a new Daring Do movie and My Little Human live action move
>Dusk and Elusive are probably in a Night Mermare bar
> a beautiful blue bar decorated with aquariums
>Dusk Shine was there, but Elusive could not be spotted
>"Hey Dusk, umm how are you doing?"
>"Oh hey Butterscotch, dong fine, how about you? Also where is Blitz?"
>"Oh yeah well, I said that he is a loser and needs to get a job. He understandably got mad at that. I am still a little shaken from that"
>"Don't worry, its just permanent, I think we should give him some space"
>"Don't you mean temporary?"
>"OH yeah temporary! hahah. Come sit here with me."
>"Alright"
>Butterscotch sat on a blue, curved comfy couch next to Dusk. There are in a corner of the bar.
>"Didn't Elusive come here with you?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"Yeah, I am waiting for him here, he is currently in Daisy's salon."
>"Does it upset you that he just splits from you when he wants while you two are together?"
>"Uh what? No! Not at all, we are always together so its ok if we just sometimes split up, you know?"
>"Yeah, I can kinda understand that."
>20 seconds of silence between them
>"Soo, did Fluttershy get any better?"
>Fluttershy was poisoned from an asshole snake, Donuter 2 days ago
>"She is doing better, her color is back."
>"That is good to hear!"
>"Heey boys! Im back"
>Elusive came
>"Butterscotch, been a minute."
>"Mhm, nice to see you buddy."
>Elusive sits next to Butterscotch and wraps his hoof around him
>Butterscotch blushes and looks down
>"You know I really like that peace sign necklace that you wear"
>"Umm erm its actually not a necklace, a necklace is a jewelry connected with strings. This is just more of an accessory."
>Dusk added
>"Yeah yeah, we all know that you read alot of books and are really smart"
>"fuck you!"
>"Nuh uh fuck you bitch!"
>"Do you want to drink something buddy?"
>Elusive asks Butterscotch
>"Umm sure, just a coffee with milk would be nice."
>Elusive calls a barmaid
>"Hey can you give this handsome stallion a coffee with milk please?"
>Mademare smiled, Elusive is a one good-looking motherfucker!
>"Thanks Elusive."
>"Don't mention it"
>"Hey Dusk, you noticed that Twilight Sparkle really likes you right? "
>Butterscotch asks Dusk
>"Yeah, I just honestly don't really care"
>"You know, it really breaks my heart to see her at some moments when you two are together and just talk a little bit. you know? Like she really wants to talk to you but you, as you said, don't really care. Which is fine don't get me wrong! Just... yeah. Sorry.
>"Hey don't beat yourself too much over it.
>Elusive said with a low tone
>"Should we get going to Wild Mares?"
>Dusk Shine asks
>"Yeah, do you think Rainbow Blitz is going to come?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"I don't know, he maybe comes, I know he wouldn't like to miss a good party."
>"Alright, lets go!"
>"Elusive says energetically, standing up

>Three of them go to Dusk's van.
>It was going to be quite a long journey
>Dusk Shine and Elusive sit at the front, while Butterscotch sits at the back
>Dusk drives
>They just have some dumb fun while traveling to Black Tail
>"This forest is so creepy, it reminds me of that Batmare game"
>Elusive says
>"You mean Batmare arkham asylum?"
>Dusk comments
>"Yeah that one, you remember when we used to sit in your room and collect Riddler trophies all day long?"
>"Don't remind me of that please"
>"Why do you associate this forest specifically with arkham asylum Elusive?"
>Butterscotch asks
>"dead trees probably, remember they didn't have any leaves right?"
>"yeah I think so"
>they go through roads surrounded by meadows, forests, go through tunnels, up the hills...
>Sun was coming down, day slowly fading
>GAS GAS GAS hits on the playlist
>"dont you fucking dare!"
>Elusive says to Dusk Shine
>"Oh im gonna hit it!"
>there were currently driving through a forest, had curvy roads, perfect for delivering tofu
>Dusk speeding up continuously and drifting, showed that he is surprisingly a really good driver
>Butterscotch almost faints a couple of times
>"You know, I honestly hope you face justice for this shit Dusk!"
>police sirens can be heard from the back
>"Why did I say that?"
>Elusive comments to himself
>"No stopping now, all in!"
>"No please stop. Oh Celestia is gonna execute us after this"
>Butterscotch says before he faints for good
>police out maneuvers Dusk and bumps to the front right of the van, slightly rotating it
>Dusk finally slows down and the police officer is able to stop them
>"Police step of the vehicle slowly lay down and put your hooves on your back, you are under arrest!"
>Dusk and Elusive step out
>"Is anyone else in there or anything important I should know about?"
>"My friend is in there, hey Butterscotch!"
>no response
>ponice mare hoofcuffs them both and checks to see what is up with Butterscotch
>another mare comes out of the police car
>deputy Copper opens the left back door of the van, Butterscotch's head falls to the ground
>"You can't be shitting me, today was going so good but noo! Something bad HAD to happen!
>"What's the matter sweetie?"
>March Gustysnows asks Copper
>"this retard is unconscious, seems like we will need to drag him"
>"aint no prolem to me!"
>"Alright, you two, get up and walk to the car!
>"How am I supposed to walk while two of my legs are behind my back?"
>Dusk asks
>"Walk on two!"
>The two of them walk clumsily to the car while being at March's sight, tripping a few times
>"Alright, now how are we gonna put this fucker in?"
>"Heey, relax. Everything is going to be ok!"
>March says smiling
>"One side you, one me"
>They put Butterscotch on top of Dusk and Elusive
>"didn't know he was so heavy"
>Dusk says
>"Noo he isn't, he is such a sweet little baby!"
>says Elusive
>"alright you two, you really don't need this shit in your life. Just drive normally next time, ok?"
>"Don't tell that to me"
>Elusive comments
>They get to the MPD, which is also a prison of Manenanna
>they just strait up go to jail
>"You have a right to remains silent. If you are not silent il have to shut you up"
>"She is just tryin' to say 'don't be too loud' sugarcubes."
>"Wait what!? What about a Court?"
>Dusk asks flabbergasted
>"That is all just a hoax, enjoy 5 days of prison"
>Three hours pass, Butterscotch wakes up
>"Huh, umm where are we?"
>"We are in a prison"
>Butterscotch faints again
>"You have a visitor"
>Rarity just shows up!
>"Ah there you three are! I was really worried for a second! Wait what is up with my sweet Butterscotch?"
>"He is unconscious... again"
>Elusive says
>"Oh Rarity its so nice to see you! Please put us out of here!"
>Dusk says
>"Only if you promise not to get you and others into any more trouble like this!"
>"I promise"
>"Alright, we have a party to attend to"
>Rarity puts 5 million into some desk and police frees us
>Rarity, Dusk Shine and Elusive drag Butterscotch into Rarity's car
>"I will drive this time"
>Rarity says
>"Wait what about my van?"
>"Il get you another one sweetie, now lets go!"

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