SCP - 1313 In some uwu-ized corners of the internet, 1313 is a cutesy emote for that whole eyebrow wiggle thing. Hence this shit. ---------------------------------------- >SCP 1314 minus 1 >Object class: Euclid REDACTED, PLEASE INPUT SNOWPITY VERIFICATION >... CONFIRMED THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS A KNOWN PSYCHOHAZARD AND MEMETIC AGENT, PLEASE INPUT MEMETIC AGENT INOCULATION DATA >... CONFIRMED Continue: >Description: >SCP 1314 minus 1, or SCP 1313 as it'll be referred to henceforth, is a memetic agent capable of spreading through written text. >Ponies that see the characters 1313 used in a cutesy way will find themselves unable to stop wriggling their eyebrows for hours at a time, stopping only due to muscle fatigue. >First instance of SCP 1313 was identified on the forbidden book "The Ponynomicon, 100 PARTY TRICKS FOR FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS!!!!", discovered accidentally by the Cutie M[REDACTED]. >Of note is that the pony who first writes the 1313 character is immune to their own instance of SCP 1313. >Containment Procedure: >Due to its specific trigger condition being the use of the numbers 1313 in a cutesy way, stopping ponies from doing so is enough. Inter-city letter delivery must pass through an automated SCP 1313 detector, and affected letters must be magically modified by inoculated personnel to remove the numbers. >Infected ponies may be given temporary relief by administration of a paralytic ointment on their eyebrows (side effects of being unable to blink are known and to be expected). >Beer-class amnestics are enough to erase the memory of the memetic agent. >Notice: Log name changed from SCP 1313 to SCP 1314 minus 1 after it was discovered that recovered patients now always saw the numbers 1313 as cutesy, unless properly inoculated. >Notice 2: The anomalous properties of the 1313 characters can be triggered by conjunction with a more cutesy non-anomalous set of characters, such as "1313 :3". This property has been weaponized by Group of Interest "Marebrow Wiggles are HOT" and used in several terrorist attacks on canterlot walls, area wide Beer-class amnestics deployers have been installed in critical areas. >Notice 3 hey is thsi thing on hey hlelo there this is one of the many anonfillies from that one group you menioned i heard you guys got the marebrow wiggles can i get a video we like that thing its hot like unf i love me some marebrow wiggles man i'm over here wriggling my eyebrows i got lotion on my eyebrows right now i'm just wriggling my eyebrows i'm eyebrowy as buck mare i'm a freak mare tell my ziga twily sparkl that i'll be waiting for here marebrow wiggles tonite unf that purple flank and purple eyebrows make me UNF >Notice 4: Despite several attempts at removing Notice 3, it has been anomalously anchored to this document, O5-1 TS has been notified. >Notice 5: Immediately after notification, O5-1 TS blushed as red as a tomato and had an instance of SCP-533 (Steam bursting from her ears). SCP-512 ------------------------------------ >SCP-512: The Sneezebags >Object Class: Safe >Containment procedure:SCP-512 must be kept within Chief of Foundation Research and SCP-063 Anonymous' basement. Anon is allowed free access to SCP-512 with the intent to scoop up small portions of SCP-512's contents for personal use. >Description: >SCP-512 are two an extra large cloth bag filled, one small black pellets, hereto referred as SCP-512-1, and one filled with fine black powder. >SCP-512 measures 1.2 Celestias tall, and 2 celestias wide and long, while SCP-512-1 are all regularly shaped spheroids, measuring around 1 cherry pit in all dimensions(1). >Through use of a specialized device (SCP-512-2), the black pellets can be ground into either a chunky powder or an extra fine powder, identical in composition to the fine powder in the other bag. According to O5-2, these are two different states of the compound known as "Pepper". >Ponies are advised to NOT inhale these powders, lest they find themselves unable to stop sneezing (see Incident Report) >Careful dosage of SCP-512-1 has been shown to reduce Alpha and Beta tier tummy-aches to the more manageable Delta tier, which can be relieved with basic first aid magic. >Anomalous anti-Plague effects have been identified as well, with D-class test subjects that were previously exposed to The Plague(2) presenting an accelerated recovery process after consumption of SCP-512-1. >Dosage on salads and assorted foodstuffs must be done by a trained professional (currently only Anonymous applies). Excessive consumption of SCP-512's powder will cause the [REDACTED]. >An experimental agricultural project was suggested by Anon and approved by Head of Botany Applejack. Small scale "pepper" farming has been undergoing, with surprisingly good results. A request by Head of Security Rainbow Dash to start development of weaponized "pepper" sprayers for riot control was approved but hasn't seen fruit yet. >Incident Report: >Soon after discovery of SCP-512, field agent and close friend of Anon, Pinkamena "Pinkie" Pie, meandered into Anon's basement, upon which she discovered the bags, opened the powder one curiously and accidentally inhaled the powder. >This caused agent Pinkamena to sneeze and instinctively breathe in again, which led to a Class 4 Sneeze-feedback stopped only by Anon's direct intervention. (3). >Agent Pinkamena may not enter O5-2's basement anymore, under threat of Ethanol-class Amnestics as punishment (as requested by Anon) (4). >Notes by Anon: >(1): It's two 50 kilo bags of black pepper, one finely grounded, one regular, will probably last until I die of old age. >(2): I.e: A cold, the common cold. It's the plague here. >(3): Apparently black pepper is to ponies what tear gas is to us, gotta be careful with this. Love me some pepper though. >(4): Goddamn it Pinkie, that was a good kilo of pepper you sneezed, I'm still mad about it.