THE MANY ANON'S IN EQUESTRIA.
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>THUD
>You gasp suddenly, grasping for air
>It feels like waking up from a dream
>This isn't your bed, tho
>The melody of birds chirping
>The tall grass getting grazed by the wind
>The smell of wet dirt and mud
>The sound of rushing water nearby, possibly from a river
>The sun, warming your coat ever so slightly
>Could this be?
>The promised land?
>You've only read this story, how many times?
>A loser like you gets stuck in a brightly colored country with talking horses
>This would be another story, in the middle of the night
>But it feels...
>You just feel it
>Your mouth tastes funny, looks like you forgot to wash your teeth before going to bed
>Hmmm, is that lavender you smell?
>Yep, there seem to be all manner of flowers, scattered randomly around you
>As well as several oak trees, making space for an opening in the forest
>Something ran by, and you barely catched it in the corner of your eye
>Must've been a squirrel
>Looking around, your suspicions finaly come true
>Dark gray tail
>Green coat
>A question mark, imprinted in your butt
>You try to get up, on your hind legs, like a human would
>A hooman
>Hugh Man, even
>You land face first into the grass
>Tastes good!
>You use your hooves to get up from the ground
>Funky, if these ponies can make it, surely you too
>You try your best to get up, and stay up in all fours
>Clumsily, you spot a river
>Like a kid with cerebral palsy, you make way as slow and steady as you can
>That is when you finally see your very own reflection in the mirror
>Your eyes are remarkably green
>Oh yeah
>You are now Anonstallion
>You take a small sip of water
>And just like Narcissus, you fall head first
>Its a good thing the water is only 3ft deep, otherwise you'd be in serious trouble
>wait, is it 3 feet, or 3 hooves?
>3 hvs, is that how you'd abreviate it?
>At the very least the water tastes good
>Lets hope they dont have any sort of brain eating bacteria in here
>You spot a big rock underwater, and attempt to stand on it
>Success
>Your head pokes out of the water
>But not without blowing water like a water hose
>It seems cartoon logic is already taking its effects on you
>All of a sudden, your ears pick up something
>Is that an airplane?
>You turn around
>Up there in the sky
>Through the clouds, you see 5 ponies flying in a V-formation
>Ah, no shit they're called the Wonderbolts
>It only takes them 3 seconds to fly overhead
>And as you turn your gaze to follow their trail, you spot it
>A giant, white castle
>Hanging by the side of a mountain
>Fuck yeah
>You are now Anonstallion in Equestria
>Canterlot doesn't look to far away now
>You look to your sides
>No wings?
>Oh well
>At the very least you got-
>Nope, no horn either
>Wingless, hornless, mareless Anonstallion in Equestria
>It seems you can't have anything good in life
>Is this even life?
>How can you be certain this isn't the afterlife?
>Or Hell?
>Too many thoughts to consider while standing in the river
>At the very least the water is gently rushing
>You make your way to the river side
>Hmm, no gravel, just
>Grass?
>Where are you?
>This place seems very familiar, you're sure you've seen it in an episode
>The river flows from where you see Canterlot
>The elevation seems to go down, slightly
>You seem to be facing Canterlot from the front-right side
>So that would be North, yes?
>It's not like you've been out hunting before
>This is the most grass you've ever touched, probably in your life
>Oh well, may as well enjoy it
>Making your way up, you seem to have gotten used to walking in all fours
>You try running
>Trotting
>Doing that thing that Pinkie Pie does, bouncing
>You trip and fall on your face again after doing that
>It seems that move is exclusive to her
>Speaking of ponies, if this is a river in the forest, where are the ponies?
>Lets see, Zecora lives in the Everfree Forest, which looks nothing like the forest you're currently standing in
>And Fluttershy lives...
>Uhm, where does she live again?
>You stop upon hearing something
>Something's moving in the bushes
>Your eyes turn to your left
>Where they focus on a singular bush
>From which, a small, white bunny shows up!
>Quite the jumpscare, if you say so yourself
''Angel?''
>Is that your voice?
>The bunny freezes upon hearing its name
>Yeah that's Angel alright
>Oh, you weren't supposed to know that, right?
>Quick! Think of a lame excuse!
''Uh, I mean I-''
>Angel rushes to the forest as quick as you utter those words
''Okay, fuck me then...''
>You return your gaze to the river
>Its in that moment when you spot what probably startled Angel in the first place
>And right now, it makes your whole body dizzy
>Another pony in the other side of the river
>A green stallion
>With a dark grey tail
>and a question mark as his cutiemark
>A sharp, green horn, protuding from his mane
>And remarkably green eyes
>lost in a thousand yards
>staring right through your soul
>There's only 30 feet and a river, separating the two of you
>But the tension is drawing both of you closer and closer
>Is this a mirror?
>The way he stands is different than yours
>Hunching over, like a startled cat
>No, it can't be
>This is someone else
>Another anon from the board, maybe?
>Lets hope its not one of the shitposters
''Hey, you must be Anon too, right?''
>He remains motionless
>''No fucking way...how'd you even get here?''
>Ah, you two even have the same voice!
>His sounds a little dissapointed now tho
>But come to think of it, you don't really remember
>You remember your depressive ass life prior to this
>But...
''I mean, I just got here''
>''Too bad''
>Oh
''Why, what happened?''
>His horn begins to glow an omminous, green hue
''No no no slow down I'm not-''
>His posture is now arched, his face directly aiming at your body
''WAIT WAIT WAI-''
>He lifts his head quickly
>Within a second, the green magic turns into a bright neon light
>You don't even think twice before running to the trees behind
>BOOM!
>A sudden shockwave forces you into the air
>The inertia and momentum you were carrying throw you deep into the forest before landing in a bush
>The sudden explosion even echoes through the forest
>What the fuck was that?
>You try to recover, but every single move only makes the bush go SHRHSHSHSHSH
>''Come back here!''
>The sound of unicorn magic is enough of a signal to get you up on all fours and start running again
>You turn around, and see a dark and brown cloud of dust
>Obscuring a faintly green aura, floating above the ground
>At that moment, a green beam of energy rips from the spot
>You manage to jump over a rock, which explodes shortly after
>it even makes a POP noise
>Imagine what it'd do to your body?
>While gaining distance from the terrifying lazer of death and destruction, a tree is cut, right in front of you
>The ground is clear enough for you to slide under it, avoiding the trunk falling on your face
>It seems the trees are actually dissipating as you run
>There's fewer and fewer trees as you run
>Just the bright blue sky in front
>Oh no
>Instinctively, you turn to your right
>An explosion however, halts your movement
>You turn back and start running to the left, getting closer and closer to the cliff
>You start to see more and more of the Equestria landscape as you duck under another one of the lazer attacks
>Indeed, you were close to Canterlot, and...
>Down below, you see a railway
>That's it!
>''HOLD STILL!''
>Your evil unicorn self seems to have a voice potent enough to echo in the distance
>But he can't aim for shit it seems
>Nevermind, another rock has been split in half, right in front of you
>This time you have to jump in time over the energy beam!
>You even rolled in the air, how nice of you!
>That's when you see the river, turn into a waterfall
>All you need to reach it, is another 15 seconds
>''WHERE'D YOU GO, FAGGOT?!''
>Yup, that confirms it, he's from the board
>''GRAAAAAH''
>9 seconds
>Another explosion drives several pieces of rock-shrapnel directly into your body
>It must be the adrenaline keeping you running at this point, you don't even feel it
>4 seconds
>You're bleeding from the left side of your body
>Weird, blood shouldn't be a thing in the show, right?
>You stop, dragging the mud across your hooves as you do so
>You're too exhausted to keep running
>You can barely catch your breath now
>You can hear your heart, pounding through your ears
>Shoot, how are you even standing right now?
>But atleast you've finally reached where the river ends in a waterfall
>From the edge, you can see that the river easily covers 100 ft from one side to the other, so crossing is a big no-no
>The drop is probably 150 ft, could you even survive it?
>Should you keep calling it feet or hooves?
>''This land isn't big enough for the two of us''
>You return your sights to the river
>Anon-unicorn is surrounded by a green magic aura
>hovering above the river
>Menacinginly
''WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!''
>That came out of you, with what little air you managed to gather
>''You'll understand. Actually, you won't. It's been a while since another one of us showed up here...''
>He's monologuing
>Clearly, he must be autistic
>Wait, did he say ''another one''?
''Another one?''
>''...''
>The sounds of the waterfall is the only thing breaking this deafening silence
>''Oh God I fucked up...''
>He turns around, covering his face with his hooves in shame
>''Oh God, Oh Jesus, what do I do?''
>In that moment of spilled spaghetti, you don't hessitate further
>You gather all the remaining strenght in your body
>And so, you make one final run for the waterfall
>By the time he turns around, you're already in the air
>''OH MY FUCKING GOD!''
>The last thing you hear before hitting the water is the echoing sounds of autistic screeching in the distance...

[FIN]