here I am 
by myself
all alone on saturday
bumping this thread

I could be 
doing other things
but I'm just here, 
bumping instead

the thread's at a standstill
it's been at page 3 for hours
but here I am
waiting to bump the thread

I scroll through the catalog despondently
seeing low effort posts 
and others that are just as dead
just killing time while waiting to bump the thread

there's a cobweb on my keyboard
a thick layer of dust on my screen
the only entertainment I have
is wiping them clean

barely anyone puzzles on a saturday
the board's pretty much dead
but here I am 
still waiting to bump the thread

here I am 
still waiting to bump the thread...