>What about Anonmare in the EqG universe? I think it'd be kinda fun if she was their equivalent of superintendent Chalmers. Just imagine Celestia trying her hardest to hide all the magical mayhem happening at the school when the superintendent is visiting.

>Superintendent Anon, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable class project!
"Myeah..."
*Goes to the classroom, half of the girls have pony ears and tail, dash is flying*
>Oh Luna, my class is ruined!
>But... What if I went to another class and pretended it was mine?
>Oh ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Celestia!
*Anon walks in*
>Celestia and her crazy explanations!
>The Superintendent's gonna need her medication!
>When hearing Celestia's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in school tonight!
"CELESTIAAAAA"
>Superintendent I was just- telling the students to be careful with their theatre rehearsal, magnificent work, care to watch?
"How is that one girl flying, Celestia?"
>Uh-oh! That isn't flying, it's just acrobatics! Fishline acrobatics! Fascinating thing.
*Anon walks out, celestia has a meltdown and berates the girls*
>...
>Superintendent, I hope you're ready for a mind boggling theatre act!
"I thought we were watching acrobatics?"
>Oh ho ho no, I said 'Theatrics', that's what I call theatre.
"You call theatre 'Theatrics'?
>Yes, it's a regional dialect.
"Uh-huh. Eh, what region?"
>Uhhh, Northern Equestria?
"Really? Well, I'm from Manehatten and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'Theatrics' before."
>Oh, not in Manehatten, no, it's a Baltimare expression.
"I see."
*Anon and celestia watch the girls perform their theatre act*
"You know, these girls look quite similar to the ones that were flying- pardon me, doing acrobatics before."
>Oh ho ho ho no. Patented Canterlot High theatre, old school tradition!
"For theatre?"
>Yes!
"Yes, and you call it Theatrics despite the fact this is obviously acrobatics."
>Y- Uh.. you know, the- One thing I should... Excuse me for one second.
*Celestia walks backstage, and walks swiftly out upon seeing Sunset shimmer in demon mode.*
>*yawn* Ahh, well that was wonderful. A great act by all kids, I'm pooped.
"Yes I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?"
>Fireworks show?
"Uh, A FIREWORKS SHOW? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE CITY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN THE GYM?"
>Yes!
"May I see it?"
>...No.
*Celestia guides Superintendent Anon to the exit.*
CELESTIAAAAA!!! SUNSET SHIMMER IS A DEMON AGAIN!!!
>No, Luna, it's just the November fireworks.
"Well, Celestia, you are an odd lady, but I must say, your students are perfectly behaved."
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP
*Superintendent Anon turns back, looks at luna, who gives her a shit eating grin and a thumbs up. Anon decides to keep walking.*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!