>attention, baby, this is your puzzle captain speakin'
>we got ourselves an unfinished puzzle off the port bow
>we need all jiggers on deck, honey
>that's right, we need all hands and hooves, baby, right now

[verse]
we're sailin' the great Jiggie seas
in search of pony puzzles to solve
the greatest skilled solvin' sailors
crewing the great ship Jiggie resolve

[prechorus]
puzzle, ho!
hey! That ain't a nice way to talk about my waifu! 

[chorus]
calling all hands and hooves
we need all puzzle recruits
to keep our positive solving record in check
we need all jiggers on deck
uh
yeah

[verse]
finally reachin' the puzzle
the crew seein' it nothin' but sky
it's a whole lotta nothin' to them
'cause they signed up for this puzzle sailin' life

[prechorus]
doctor, I think I got the puzzle scurvy!
then, you need to solve a limestone pie puzzle, stat!

[chorus]
calling all hands and hooves
we need all puzzle recruits
to keep our positive solving record in check
we need all jiggers on deck
for real, baby
yeah

[bridge]
Cap'n! the puzzle's too hard!
sling him into the brig for his pussy talk!
but cap'n, we're already at the bridge!
well, recruit, you know what to do...
pick up the guitar and make her sing, baby!

YEAH!
[solo]

[chorus]
calling all hands and hooves
we need all puzzle recruits
to keep our positive solving record in check
we need all jiggers on deck
yeah, yeah, yeah!
woo!

>another Jiggie solved while sailin' on our great puzzle sweeper 
>crewed by the finest skilled puzzle seamares and seamen
>ha! seamen
>you got a dirty mind there recruit