oh celestia! 

this board is going so fast!

I can't keep up!


I think I'm gonna hurl!

stop the ride!

I wanna get off!

[chorus]
This ride only stops in an emergency
Crying is not an emergency
This ride only stops in an emergency
Crying is not an emergency


pony threads are flying past

this board is so fast!

we're approaching light speed

soon you will touch the face

of almighty fausticorn herself!


[chorus]
This ride only stops in an emergency
Crying is not an emergency
This ride only stops in an emergency
Crying is not an emergency