I'm not gonna say sorry because I giggling the whole time I was writing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw >Be Chrysalis, first of the horde, sole matriarch of the Badlands hive, apex predator of the equines >And currently the smuggest bug to exist >You'd won, the pitiful ponies hadn't seen you and your horde coming >The wedding might as well have been a free all you can eat buffet for how easy it was to overwhelm the ponies >And the Griffons and Dragons were scared of them? >You gazed down your nose at the prostrate ponies before you >The pink one you had replaced was shaking her catatonic mate vigorously in an attempt to snap him out of his hypnosis >The purple one who had almost ruined your plans was surrounded by her pathetic little friends, all glaring up at you with a delicious mixture of fear and anger >"You won't win this Chrysalis, once Prince Anon comes back you're done for!" >Aw, how adorable, the purple one actually believed that! Her emotions were a calm center of certainty in a room full of terror "Ha! The green weakling who left *you* to fend my children off? You think he'll return? Let alone beat me? Don't make me laugh!" >If this was the level of resistance in the very heart of the ponies nation you could probably take over the whole nation by next week! >Across the hive link that connected you to all your spawn you felt the ripple of success >You bared your fangs at the ponies down below, savoring the sudden rush of fear throughout the room >The double doors swung open, and the ponies let out a collective gasp of horror as their ruler was dragged in wrapped up tighter than a hearths warming present >You threw back your head and laughed manically >Victory was yours, and the hive would hunger no longer! >"Well hello *beautiful*~ Where have you been all my live?" >You choked on your tongue as the masculine voice cut through the sobs and cries of the room and silenced every creature in it >Coughing for a moment before you recovered and turned a wrathful glare onto the creature that dared to mock your rightful victory >Only to be hit with a tidal wave of lust so powerful you almost collapsed >Drones around the room moaned in discomfort as the sheer power of the lust reverberated through the link "W-what?" >You slurred, shaking your head >"I asked where you've been all these long lonesome centuries you sexy thing." >Whispers and exclamations of shock echoed throughout the room, none louder than the purple ones >You opened your mouth to respond in indigent rage and met the alicorn princes eyes >Time stood still >Eyes as golden as a flowing wheat field stared back at you in what the ponies would describe as a smoldering gaze >But you would swear you were staring back at a demon >The sheer amount of in-equine *wrongness* hidden behind the veneer of living flesh chilled your hearts >You could feel the raw wanton violence that the creature before you was capable of oozing out >And his entire attention was solely on you "W-wh-at a-r-re you!?" >Disgust twisted your belly as the Prince ran his tongue across his lips and simply stood up, breaking all the ropes containing him and sending the changelings holding him flying >"Your dream come true sweet cheeks" >He winked, and you scuttled backwards in terror >"I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me, and you look like you fit the bill perfectly" >Horrified gasps followed that proclamation, one of them your own >"You know, when I raised the Sun today I was thinking, "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway", and here we are!" >He advanced, ignoring his student grabbing hold of his hind leg and screaming at him to tell her what was wrong >You trembled as he simply shock her off and smiled >"I mean really, just absolutely destroy me." >You eeped and leapt off the dais, your hooves wildly scrabbling for purchase on the marble floor >"I'm talkin' full on watermelon in-the-thighs carnage." >What did that even mean! >"And I want it to scare the shit outta of me." >Air, you couldn't get enough air >Gasping and leaping over a pair of terrified ponies you looked behind you >Huge mistake >He was in touching distance with both wings spread in a pegasus mating display >You shrieked in terror as he loomed behind you >"I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your "little peepee pisspiss boy." >Pouring all your strength into your shaking limbs you doubled back and raced for the giant windows behind the throne >If you could shatter the glass you could escape! >A flash of light from and he was in front of you >You whimpered as you dropped to your flank and slid to a stop >He waggled his eyebrows >"I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself bitch." >His advance on you was halted by all six elements jumping on him >"Your Highness, stop! You need to snap out of it!" >The rainbow maned one was biting into his mane and straining with all her might to pull him back as she flapped her wings >Both of the earth ponies were hanging onto his hind legs and digging their hooves into the floor >The purple one and the the prissy unicorn had his wings and tail respectively in their auras and were grunting in exertion >The yellow one... >The yellow was holding onto his neck and tremblingly as much as you were >And it did nothing to slow him down >"I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary too." >His horn lit up, and you felt your body leave the floor >"We should be entirely different creatures by the end of the first eight hours." >Your wings started buzzing so hard they drowned out the room full of ponies as they all panicked over their prince being possessed by an incubis or mind controlled >You wished that were the case, but one look in the things eyes and you knew this was him entirely, nothing external prompting this horror at all >"I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal." >With humiliating ease the monster pulled you close to him, gazing at you with warmth and a smile >"Ma'am. Please..." >His eyes narrowed and his head tilted sideways and his forelegs reached towards you >"You have to crush me." >His eyes closed and his lips pursed for a kiss >Oh bug this "C-changelings! I'm begging you, save your Queen!" >War cries part righteous rage part bottomless terror answered your plea as your children rose in a swarm and flung themselves at the beast holding you >"Ow! Oh you littler fuc-" >A drone bounced off the alicorns face after slamming into it with his whole body and you dropped to the floor >You ignored the pain of impact and with a wild blast of magic blew the entire wall behind the throne out >Wobbling on your hooves you ignored the heart wrenching cry of "No!" behind you and took off, flying faster then you had ever flown before >You were free! >You didn't look back as you poured speed into your wings and put the Palace as far behind you as you could >There was no amount of love in the world that could make you ever come back to this place! >Be Anon >Your day was ruined >Nothing could ever fill the bug shaped hole in your heart >You thought you were making a real connection, something that a relationship could be built upon! >But it seemed like the poor thing was just too overwhelmed by all the witnesses to your wooing >"Prince Anonymous! Are you okay!?" >Your cock blocking student pranced in front of your as you watched that tight bug-ussy get further and further away >With a sigh of abject depression you looked down at her "Yes Twilight, my most beloved and totally not in danger of being returned to magic kindergarten student. I am fine." >She deflated with a giggle of relief >"Oh thank Anonymou- I mean, thank the stars you snapped out of it. We were so worried that the spell she cast on you wasn't going to break!" >The sky was empty. Your bug was gone >You sighed again "I don't think the spell I'm under is ever going to end Twiggles." >You turned and starting walking to the wine cellar, ignoring your students gasp of horror >Only one reasonable thing to do now >Get drunk >Your ponies could probably figure out how to fix everything while you drowned your sorrows >"Don't worry your highness! I'll figure out how to stop the spell, I swear it!" >Great, now the little menace was onto something magic related >You could expect the next week to be an endless barrage of theory and application from the purple pain >At least Luna was starting to cool it with the usurper remarks >You skidded to a halt >Hold on >Where the fuck even was Luna? >Did she sleep through an entire invasion? >It would be just like her to be honest >Or maybe she tired up somewhere remote and likely to starve to death if not rescued >A problem for later Anonymous >Or tomorrows >Tomorrows was good