>"Arrg! This is so annoying!"
>"What's up Twilight?"
>"Well Rainbow, lately any time I get into conversation with ponies, or even just greet them on street, they won't look me in the face."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, they just stare at my wings. I know being an alicorn is special, but you'd think that everypony would have gotten used to it by now!"
>"Uhh, is this EVERY pony?"
>"Hmm, now that you mention it- it does seem to happen more often with stallions. Oh no! Could it be that they feel intimidated by the fact that I'm royalty now?"
>"I... don't think that's it Twi."
>"What then?"
>"Here, walk over to that waiter and ask him for some more napkins."
>"Why?"
>"Just do it, ok?"
>"Alright, alright..."
...
>"See, Rainbow? That colt was staring at my wings too. He barely even acknowledged me when I asked for those napkins."
>"Um, I hate to break it to you, but he wasn't staring at your wings."
>"What do mean? What was he looking at then?"
>"He was staring at your rump."
>"Wut?"
>"Your rump, Twilight. All the stallions have been checking out your rump."
>"Bu-but why would they do that? Does it look funny? I know I've put on some weight since I became an alicorn. Do I need to go on a-"
>"Twilight! Have you looked in a mirror lately? You have bigger hips than Applejack and your rear is rounder than Pinkie Pie's! There are literally only three other ponies in Equestria with a better rump than yours and they're all princesses."
>"Oh- oh my... Then- then what about the mares that stare at me?"
>"Eh, they're probably just comparing themselves against you. Mares do get pretty jealous, ya' know? That, or they're gay."
>"Rainbow!"
>"What? I'm just sayin'."
>"I don't think I can handle this. All this attention on my body..."
>"Ahhh, welcome to my life, kid."