[intro]
I'm the one that frowned when pinkie pie sang the smile song
I'm the one that thinks everybody's headcanon is wrong
my oc pony is an alicorn with a blood red mane and a pure black coat
she's the long lost daughter of princess luna in her tragic backstory I wrote

[chorus]
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul

[verse]
my jiggie background 
is set to black
I only solve puzzles 
if they have applejack
I only share jiggie links
with over nine thousand pieces

cope or get good scrub

I don't care about completing any puzzles
but I get off by feeding on your hatred
I'm the one who posts all the ragebait threads
I think the winter wrap up song's overrated

come at me pony bros

[chorus]
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul

[bridge]
he never post messages in the jiggie chat
it's not as if you'd understand him anyway
or how he truly feels
but, I'll tell you
you'll never have a ticket to equestria 
even if it was real

[chorus]
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul
I'm the Lord of the Edge Pieces
because they represent my soul