This is a reupload, I am not the writefag. The original writer was Frostybox.

Frosty's bin:
https://poneb.in/u/Frostybox

Link to the thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26754690/#26777590


>A hearty sigh escapes your lips as you settle down on the couch
>The pounding storm outside is a comfortingly dull roar within the confines of your walls
>Too hot soup sitting on the coffee table nearby to cool
>Book resting on your belly and comfy pillow pinned under your head
>Today is a good-
>You turn to the door
>Hmm, thought you heard something
>You turn back to your book again and-
>You look at the door again
>It could just be the wind being a prick, it's so bad out there that you could upgrade this to say that it's storming like tigers and wolves out there
>You focus intently on the door this time, this time you hear it for sure
>A gentle tapping near the middle of the door
>You shut the book and set it down next to your bowl of soup
>You open the door and find a soaking mess of purple, grey, and seafoam green on your doorstep
>The mess moves and shifts part of the purple around to reveal a pair of sea green eyes looking up at you
"Maud? Is that you?"
>"It is." she responds flatly, "Good evening Anonymous"
>You struggle to comprehend why she would be out this far
>Her family's farm is all the way across town
>You don't need to think long as she begins to speak, "I'm here to relieve my desire to mate, ideally with your consent, though at this point I don't find it necessary"
>You open your mouth to speak but find no words come out
>She stands there in the pouring rain, face leaving you no trace of emotion to comprehend this properly
"You're... fucking with me?"
>She can't honestly be telling you she's okay with raping you to your fucking face right?
>"In more positions than a spelunker would use to traverse the Broken Spine Cave."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose, shut your eyes tightly and try willing yourself awake
>When that seems to fail, you sigh and think about what to do now
"Okay..."
>"Okay? Could we begin immediately? I'm afraid the freezing rain has made my tail dock far too numb to be raised properly but I assure you that I am fully aroused"
>Your eyes shoot open and you find yourself looking down at Maud's rump
"Whoa whoa! No! I am okaying that this is actually my life right now, not to that"
>"Oh"
>She turns back around to face you
"I don't... what the hell Maud? Do you really think I'm going to be down with being told that you're willing to rape me?"
>She blinks slowly, "I don't. Truthfully I have been standing outside thinking of how to approach you with this subject, for several hours"
"Hours?! It's been storming since this morning, you've been out here in this for hours?!"
>"Yes, my house key was carried away during a particularly strong wind while I was out here thinking. I realized how late it is and that if I left for home now I would have to wake somepony to let me in, something they wouldn't appreciate."
>"Early this month I began searching for a mate was beginning to interrupt my work, that search led me to you. Subsequent information gathering on you has revealed that you are a kind being and given the circumstance I decided that a direct approach with you might be best."
"Subsiq- You've been stalking me too?!"
>"Under the legal standards of most countries, yes"
>You sigh again
"Godda-"
>"Gryphonia is one of the countries where my actions would only be concid-"
"I don't care Maud! I don't care that you wouldn't technically be stalking me in Gryphonia. Just... go home, and be grateful that I'm not calling the police irght now!"
>Maud tilts her head slightly, "I think over the roar of the storm that even the sharpest eared ponice officer listening for your loudest call couldn't hear you"
>Oh right, fucking phoneless horseland
>You glare at the little pony before you
>In so doing you notice that she's shaking
>A lot actually
>She's been standing out in this rain for hours...
>To plot to rape you dumbass!
>Maud sneezes, her mane goes back to covering her face but she just raises her head back to look at you as though nothing had changed
>You let out a mix of groaning and sighing
"Come in." you command defeatedly
>Maud does as you ask, her hooves make awkward clops on the wood floor as her trembling becomes far more noticeable indoors
>She probably needs to warm up and stuff
"Look, just... you need to warm up"
>She again turns her rear towards you
>"As I mentioned earlier, I may not seem like I am, but I am already aroused. Even more so now that you've let me inside your home... stud"
>You grunt
"No, I mean you need to keep the hypothermia off, I don't want you dropping dead on my floor. You need to take a hot bath"
>She sniffles , "I would gladly take one in your semen"
"In water." she opens her mouth, "From the faucet." you add to keep her from adding some other ridiculously sexual option
>She closes her mouth
>You point out the bathroom door down your hallway
"Bathroom's over-"
>"Yes, I know"
>Before you can even ask she continues, "Second door on the left. The towel on the rack is clean, unfortunately you washed it of your scent yesterday after slipping on the floor while you were singing about "That old time rock and roll" which, may I add, was a stellar performance though I may be biased"
>Fucking hell she saw that?
>Wait...
"Wha- how?!"
>"Because I would like you to press into me as though we are two major tectonic plates, with the end result being as powerful an eruption as a volcano inside of my womb. Also because I really like that song, I culminated twice while listening to you sing it"
"Jesus... I wasn't asking about the bias Maud, I was asking how you know where everything is and everything I did"
>She walks to the bathroom door and opens it, "Boulder, Granite, Pebble, Rocky, and Tom Jr. Jr. were strategically placed around your house over the course of this month to inform me of your daily activities"
"Wait, YOU were the one who broke my window?!"
>"Tom Jr. Jr. is a bit of a wild one, very unlike his grandfather. I suspect it comes from the mother's side. He is very sorry about that however."
>This is... what in the FUCK?!
>She is slowly closing the bathroom door, "I will be taking my bath now, with the door unlocked-"
"Hey wait, where the hell are all those rocks?!"
>She is half covered by the door now, watching you watch her
>"Don't peek inside okay?" she responds ignoring your question completely, "Just come inside, after entering the bathroom, and myself."
>With that she shuts the door
>Goddamn it Maud
>You spend the next several minutes looking around the house for any of those rocks but can't find anything
>Figured for sure they'd be under the couch
>A warm dampness makes itself known to your chest, and crotch, "Let me help you get up"
>You bolt up to your knees and find yourself looking down at a slightly damp Maud, currently pressing her rear against your waist
>You rise fully, Maud stumbles back slightly with your body no longer there to support her
>"Are you close already? My understanding through observations was that your sexual stamina was much greater than that of any stallion."
"No Maud I'm-"
>"Though it's possible my records are off given that I was usually in a state of either orgasm or masturbation and my notepads are all stained as a res-"
"Jesus FUCK Maud, stop!"
She does as you say, no flinch or anything emotive of the sort, she just stops talking
"What in the hell has gotten into you!? You were always- and don't you DARE tell me "it's what hasn't gotten into me""
>Maud closes her mouth
"Talking with you before was always... I dunno, pleasant. But all this... I-"
>You are interrupted by a rumble so loud you confused it for thunder before realizing it was coming from Maud
>You lose your train of thought as you look down to the little pony rubbing her stomach
"There's soup on the coffee table. It might be a little cold now" you mumble defeatedly
>God damn you are such a little bitch
>Maud looks over to the bowl sitting near eye level with her
>She's been out there for who the hell knows how long and you know the soup at least is pony friendly
>You trudge into the kitchen to look for something to replace what was going to be your meal
>A quick glance through the fridge and you return to the living room with a plate of cold mashed potatoes you had made the night before
>Not great, but it'll do
>Maud is seated on the floor sipping soup out of a spoon, that you've long ago given up on knowing how they hold them, and watching you approach with her cool seafoam green eyes
>You sit down as far from her as the couch will let you and pop a spoonful of your own dinner into your mouth
>The both of you eat in relative silence save for the occasional silverware clatter for a time
>Maud lifts your bowl up and tilts it back before setting it back down on the table
>You start to eat slower, ready to hear whatever insane thing Maud has to say next
>But it doesn't happen, she just sits there, staring at the bowl with her ears hanging low
>You begin to worry, but are shortly after met with relief when she begins speaking
>"Anonymous?"
>You close your eyes and mentally prepare yourself
"Yes Maud?"
>"Did you mean what you said?"
"If anyone could understand whatever it was I said as even remotely sexu- no, just to be safe, anything that couldn't be taken as an objective fact I didn't mean"
>"You said that speaking with me was pleasant"
"Oh."
>She flicks an ear in your direction and slowly turns to face you
>Her eyes still convey nothing to you
"Yeah, I guess I did mean that. Only before any of this, and pleasant in as a platonic a sense as possible"
>She sits there motionless, save for the occasional blink, pondering your words you think
>Probably trying to find some way to twist that into-
>"Sometimes I feel like I'm stishovite"
>You quirk an eyebrow waiting for the eventual cummingtonite advance on you
>"It's a very trying crystal. Extremely stable and strong, but not very reactive. It's in the second highest tier of hardness on the Moles scale. Harvesting it usually requires something on its own tier and an immense amount of force to do so"
>She pauses, you're not sure if it's the candle light or what but you could swear for a moment you saw her eyes shimmer
>"Something that I have found only very few times in my life. And each one was as demanding an endeavor as I have made it sound"
>"Even rarer is something from the highest tier, which as far as rocktologists are concerned consists only of diamond. With diamond, the Stishovite can be harvested, shaped, even broken... with substantially less force, one could even say, ease, comparatively"
>You don't think there's a 'come on' coming now, and if there was you might actually be impressed
>Maud lets out a quiet breath, "It is something I think I have found only once so far"
>Before you can even think to react, Maud has leaped up onto the couch and pinned your shoulders firmly to the back of the couch with her forehooves
"Whoa whoa! Hey!"
>She drops her rump down on your waist, you struggle to free yourself but moving anything more than a centimeter is impossible
>"Do not struggle Anonymous, you are the hardness I need"
>She starts leaning in on you
"Maud! Nnn, Maud! You don't have to do this!"
>She pauses, her eyes are looking into yours, "You are the only one Anonymous, the diamond to my stishovite. Nopony outside of my family has ever said they enjoyed any time with me" she lowers her head, breaking her gaze with you
>You struggle again but despite her distracted appearance she still has you firmly pinned
>"Not with the honesty that your eyes have"
>She looks up at you again
>Your struggling stops
>Because for the first time since moving to this town to get away from Fluttershy and meeting Maud, you are seeing a very clear emotional response
>A single tear is pooling just under her eye
"Maud..." you say, barely a whisper
>She relaxes her grip, blood begins rushing back through your arms so hard that it tingles
>You ignore the prickly feeling under your skin as you raise a hand up to touch Maud's cheek
>She takes in a short breath when you make contact
>You slide your thumb slowly up her cheek, just under her eye, and with a gentle flick you wipe her tear away
>Maud is seated before you looking blankly as usual now
"Maud, the desire you feel, I don't think it's a mate that you want..."
>She closes her eyes slowly, and follows with a small nod
>"Marble said that being prepared would win your heart, Limestone told me that being direct and aggressive was the way, Pinkie gave me the layout to your house, something she learned throwing you a housewarming party, and said that a surprise was sure to do it"
>Well that makes sense now... mostly anyway.
"And what does Maud say? What does she think will work?"
>Maud lowers her head, breaking the contact you had with her cheek
>You sit there with her in silence, waiting for her to speak
>She does finally, after what feels like an eternity of waiting, "I... don't know."
>You snort
>She looks up at you
"Sorry, It's just... I thought you were actually going to come up with something after all that time, I was just caught off guard that you didn't"
>"If you wanted to discuss the process behind how landmasses form I know what to say. If you wanted to know the different kinds of land faults I know what to say. But I do not know what to say right now"
>You offer her a smile
"Why don't we start with "hi" huh? Hi Maud."
>She blinks once, her face studies yours for a moment before she responds, "Hi Anonymous"
"See I like this, no horrible come ons, no obscene levels of awkwardness. Just, hi."
>"Hi"
>You chuckle
>Maud apologizes once more as she works her way off of your lap
>You wave it off and rise to get the blood flowing back to your feet again
>You both talk for a time, she assuages your concerns by telling you that most of her talk before was exaggerated, another piece of advice from the Pie sisters,
>She did actually like your towel performance though
>It's definitely far too late to send Maud home now, and given how "normal" your conversation with her has been you're pretty sure that whatever all this was has passed now
>You offer her your couch to sleep, something she accepts happily
>Or well, Maudily, you assume she was happy about the offer
>With a heavy sigh you enter your room and start making your way over to your bed
>Along the way you stub your toe
>A yelp escapes your lips which is followed by a small clatter
>Sounds like...
>You strike a match to illuminate the room slightly
>What you reveal seems to be a giant replica of Maud's vagina made out of a collection of small stones
>The clatter sounds out again
>The hair on the back of your neck begins to stand on its end
>Before you can even take one step back, the stones begin to tumble out towards you in rapidly increasing numbers as Maud's vagina begins to disappear in the cascade of rocks
>You are carried out of your bedroom on the wave of hard earth out into the living room, knocking down most everything along the way
>Finally it all seems to have fallen through as you come to a halt in the middle of your living room
>Maud is looking at you expressionlessly
>She blinks once, "I forgot to warn you about the surprise"
"Yeah I realize that" you huff
>Maud maintains her gaze, "Hi."
>Fucking Maud