>Day Inject your face with poison in Equestria.
>The pegasi have pooped snow all over the place.
>Which means no work!
>Celebrate by inebriation with your collection of alcohol.
>Should you invite any friends?
>If you don't, Twilight will hound your ass.
>What would Santa do?
>Make a good pony list.
>Something is missing.
>Right, Fluttershy didn't knock on your door.
>Maybe she learned her lesson.
>...
>Don't believe your own bullshit.
>You open your door, and there she is.
>Just standing there, with a bag on her head.
"Fluttershy, how long have you been there? With a paper bag on your head."
>"So, I had an idea, that I'm having second thoughts about."
"There's a first."
>She looks behind her, like she wants to leave.
>"Just get this over with Fluttershy. He'll say no anyway.
>She goes to take off her bag, but pauses.
>”Are muzzle lift jobs your fetish?”
>A cold wind blows between you two, almost taking her bag off.
“How bad is it?”
>A squeak answers you as she ducks back.
>”I think we’re done here. I’ll be on my way.”
>Somehow, she dodges your hand lunging at her bag.
“I want to see this.”
>”Nope, nope, nope. I’m getting this undone!”
>Flapping her wings frantically, she dives out of the way of your next attack.
“You can’t just tease a guy like that and not reveal it. I want to mock you for all time.”
>That’s what I’m afraid of!”

>Ponyville is in the festive mood.
>Sharing and caring.
>Ornaments and cheer.
>Not sure why so many ponies are groaning when they see you chasing down Fluttershy.
>Usually it’s the other way around.
>Sure you stole Applejack’s rope.
>”Get back here you varmint!”
>Jump over a herd of caroling school fillies.
>Their screams fill you with glee.
“Sorry AJ, help me catch Fluttershy and I’ll return it.”
>”Celestia’s teats, what did you do!? She’s dragging you like a bull chasing red.”
>The rope probably chaffs against her, honestly pretty impressed with your rope catch.
>Now if you can avoid ramming face first into every building that would be an improvement.
>Applejack bits your ass and starts to pull.
“Ouch you ass, my ass!”
>A donkey looks up from his magazine Ass Exquisite, wisely he ignores the nonsense.
>Despite having a whole ass earth pony trying to slow her down, Fluttershy doesn’t even pause.
“Some help you are, you orange derped horse.”
>Normally you don’t speak horse mumbling, but you can translate the mouth on ass language.
>”This only happens if she is really determined. What did you do!?”
“She looks like an ugly pegasus version of Spoiled Rich.”
>”Ain’t nothing uglier than that.”
>Dodge another pony pulled trolley.
>As you pull, you see the rather relaxed form of Rainbow Dash lazily flying next to you.
>”Wow Anon, your ass must be something special to have AJ hold on to you.”
>”Dash, would you stop being a pest and talk some sense into Fluttershy?”
>With a salute Rainbow flies up.
“She understood you despite you treating my ass like grass?”
>”I’ll have you know we earth ponies have mastered the ability of talking with our mouths full. You’ll be impressed when I give you head.”

>Rainbow flies up next to Fluttershy, and can’t help but snort.
>”Nice paper bag. You planning on dragging Anon across Equestria?”
>”If that's what it takes!”
>There’s a scream below as no doubt mayhem is wrought upon the fair town.
>Dash hovers closer to Fluttershy.
>”Now I’m curious. I think I’ll take a quick peak.”
>A sickening crunch echoes across the land.
>Hoof in rib action imprints on Rainbow’s form.
>Eyes pop out like late stage glaucoma, spittle follows the deep groan, and is quickly followed by a high pitch ‘why’ squeak.
“Holy shit!”
>The horsefly falls like lightning.
>Pinkie Pie gallops past you with an oversized catcher’s glove.
>”Weee, I got you Dashie!”
>There’s a jerk from the rope as Fluttershy pulls you down a different street.
>A rainbow explosion erupts behind you, no doubt destroying town hall again.
>Looking down the street, you see Twilight’s ugly castle looming.
“Hold on to her, AJ. I’m going to get some help.”
>Take your hanger-on off your ass and snap her to the rope.
—
>By the fireplace, Princess of Friendship Twilight Sparkle sips her warm tea while reading a lovely book.
>For her, couldn’t be better.
>But the warm hand around her hips certainly help.
>Wait…
>”Anon!?”
“Hold on to your crown. I’m practicing my princess throwing skills.”
>You kick open the window next to the one you jumped through and take aim.
>”Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!”
“Eat your heart out Shining Armor!”
>Now if Fluttershy hadn’t been wearing a stupid bag on her head, she would have seen the fastball princess special coming right at her.
>Honestly, she should have heard the screaming.
>Panic anxiety tunnel visioned her.
“Bullseye!”
>Human skills prove true and your purple spear crashes into Fluttershy.

>With a satisfied nod you hop down from the castle and stroll towards the pegasus.
>Applejack is trying to wake up Twilight Sparkle, who’s eyes spin.
>With a quick pluck you take the bag off Fluttershy.
>The entirety of Ponyville stop what they’re doing and turn to look.
>Sure enough, it’s a botched job.
>One nostril is bigger than usual.
>Pretty sure that the nose tapers off sooner then it should.
>The muzzle in general looks like a banana sunday got thrown against the wall before an attempt to remake it was made.
>Fluttershy comes to with a groan, then a gasping ‘oh no’.
>”Don’t look!”
“Well good news, Fluttershy. A bad botched face job ain’t my fetish.”
>She covered her face with both hooves as you laugh.
>Yup, that was worth it.
>”Wait, all this. Because of that!?”
>Twilight shakes her head as clarity returns.
“Yeah. Kind of silly. Anyway, I’ll head ho–.”
>A gut punch by Twilight Sparkle was not on your holiday list.
>Nor the following season's beatings.
>Truly, a giving time.
>Too bad for Fluttershy, her face is a gift that will keep on giving for a long while.
>Merry not fucking Fluttershy everyone.