>"Sister, the ponies have made a holiday after me!"
>"That's great Luna. I'm glad that they have accepted you-"
>"No sister! They named it after the acronym NNM for Nightmare Moon."
>"What? But they already have Nightmare Night."
>"Exactly, but it has seem that they named this new holiday 'No Nut Moon'. The ponies explained that this holiday is to be celebrated every day the moon is out, and that they do this by partaking a vow of celibacy."
>"W-What?"
>"Sister, I still don't see the problem. Shouldn't ponies partaking in celibacy be considered a good thing?"
>"No, not at all! They see me as some sort of... embodiment of purity."
>"And that's a problem because...?"
>"Urgh, you don't get it Tia! They're celebrating my virginity! It is the most shameful thing imaginable!"
>"Tia we have to stop this. If word spreads, soon all of Equestria will know I'm a virgin!"
>A pony knocks on the door.
>"Princess Celestia, may I come in?"
>"You may!"
>The door opens to reveal one of Celestia's many ink quill pushers.
>"I came here to inform you that your decree for establishing 'No Nut Moon' as a new holiday has been passed."
>"YOU WHAT?!" Luna raged.
>It was then Celestia decided to teleport out of there with a chuckle.