>>43184730
>It's been quite a while since I found myself gazing down at a set of black forelegs and gasping for my first breath in the everfree forest.  I've settled into life just fine, and I've even made friends with the uh, TTF they call themselves.
>Stands for Transdimensional Task Force, a team of ponies whose job is to deal with, well, things like me, except I was a unique case.  The first Alicorn to appear, that is.
>I was surprised to discover I wasn't the first human.   There were others, but the rules were simple.   Equestria's magic fields tended to transform humans into ponies on arrival to begin with, but in the rare events they didn't, the TTF would hunt them down and give them a choice.
>Either they are sent home, or they become a pony.  I was tempted to ask if they'd be allowed to stay if they were painted green, went bald, and donned a suit and red tie, but that seemed silly.  
>Also, the batpony on the team, I'm pretty sure he had a fetish for human women.   I mean, I guess I could relate, but why?
>Anyway, the reason I mention this, is because the TTF dragged me away from a rather peaceful date with Luna to help them deal with what they told me was "a situation".
>Luna flew off after a kiss, and as I trotted towards the castle with Pitch,- that batpony-, he told me what was going on; "So, uh, another human showed up, and they were overjoyed to get the choice to turn to a pony, right?"
>"Which is already strange, because usually, humans who want it will already be ponies, but this guy wasn't.   So, the spellcasters did their thing, but..."
"And?"
>"Well, it, she, it resulted in another alicorn, green, black mane-"
"Question mark cutie mark?"
>"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"Huh...   had a hunch...   what's the problem then?"
>"Well, she's...   not cooperating very much, and being an alicorn, we can't make any further changes to her form...   technically she would have to do those herself, after practicing the necessary magic".
"Great..."
>...
>I'm good enough with magic now that I can just teleport into the room that they're keeping anon-princess, startling the poor mare a little bit.   And I can't help myself.   I really can't help myself.   Shit eating grin enabled, I...
"Wow, this is a biiiig faggot we have here"
>Naturally this short circuts the poor mare, as she stares up at me, wide-eyed.   "But...  but..."  And I laugh, pulling myself up a chair....   Anoncess is laying on a couch, seems the room doesn't have too much else in it besides a table and some lamps and whatever.
"Right, sorry, I had to, I knew it'd be funny since you look like that, you the guy who'd make all the princess anon threads or something?"
>"Wait, how do you-" she starts to say, frowning, making me realize I'm going a bit too ahead of myself.
"Oh!  Yeah, so, Celestia and Luna are around, I used to be human as well, lived on the east coast of the US, ended up here...   like this...  and, well, until now, I was the only human to have ended up as an alicorn"

>>43189302
>"I thought we weren't allowed to be canon ponies?"
"Yeah...  I'm still the only case of that, I suppose there's still a chance someguy shows up as Sombra?"
>Anoncess squirms a little on the couch, looking downwards and frowning.  "I didn't...   I didn't /want/ to be princess anon though...  and when I complain, they're like, 'oh, well we can't send you home anymore', as if I'd want that either"
"Pff, I sure don't..."
"But, wait, you don't want...?"
>Anoncess clumsily picks up a mirror with her hooves, gazing down into it.   I take a moment to look her over, and, well, yeah, she's hot for sure.   It's hard to tell while she's laying down, but she seems to be somewhere between me and Luna in terms of her build...   she's not as tall as me, in fact she might be equal with Luna even, but she's certainly stockier, uh, thicker, even.
>"I can't deny that I'm hot, but...   the fuck am I supposed to be the princess of?   Retards?  Princess of all the other ex-humans?   According to these guys, ex-humans barely even talk to each other about being humans anyway!"
"I...   I'm not sure why they asked me to help, other than because I'm the only other formerly human alicorn..."
>I frown, taking off my front hoofshoes so I can rub them together thoughtfully.
"Okay, what did you always want to do in Equestria?"
>Anoncess seems to find the window suddenly very interesting, trying to hide her blush behind her mane.   "I..."
"Yes, besides the obligatory horsefucking"
>She sighs, laying her head on her hooves.   "You know when plankton just says 'I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far' in like, the spongebob movie or whatever it was...?"
"Yeah..."
>"Well, my favorite...  would've been twilight, I suppose, and obviously anon filly, but...   dude, they're real now, how am I supposed to walk up to a mare I've been masturbating to for years and say hi?"
"It's...   a little easier than you'd think, and...  it's not like you'll get a boner..."
>"That too!   they took my fucking dick dude!   what am I supposed to do now, take cock?  like a faggot?"
"Why not?"
>"I- that's- because- it's- f-fuck you, man, is that what you do?"  Ah shit, now it's my turn to turn a bit red.  
"I...   me and Luna have some toys..."
>"Wait, you and /Luna?/  Isn't that like incest?"
"No!"
>Now Anoncess is the snickering one, and I can't help but put on a bit of a smile that at least her mood is a bit improved.   
"Seriously, you've never wanted to try anything?"
>"I mean...   I...   was a bit of a foamer, it'd be a little fun to ride the friendship express around..."
"There, see?  I can probably arrange that, and maybe you can stay at the castle or something until you find a place you'd like to stay".
>"I guess...   but by myself...?"
"Oh, no, but to try avoiding the publicity of both of us wandering around, I'll assign a guard who's pretty well-travelled enough with you".
>"I guess so..." Anoncess mumbles, as I get up off my chair.   
"Need any help up?"
>"A little?" 

>>43189396
>"Wait, what are they gonna do with my car?"
"Your car?"
>"I uh, I was in my car when I ended up here, it's not like I'll need it, but..."
"...don't worry about it"
>I take Anoncess' hoof, and pull her up off of the couch.   I give her a bit of a lesson in walking as a horse, too, lessons that I kinda wish I'd've had when I first showed up.  She got the hang of it quick enough...
>I even did some hasty preening of her wings, gave her mane and her tail a little brushing...   well, I tried, at least.   Maybe she was meant to be the princess of looking like she just woke up from a nap.   
 >Leaving the TTF building, we set off towards canterlot's train station, with Anon looking rather nervous around all the ponies.   
"You okay...?"
>"They keep...  looking at us..."
"Heh...  well, to be honest, some of that is because I'm here, but you're a good lookin' mare, Anoncess..."
>"Anoncess?  I guess that works..."
>We're low enough in the city to find market stalls, so I stop at one, and rather than walk up to it myself, I grin as I hand Anon a few bits and tell her to get something to eat.   "B-But..."
>"What'll ya have, miss?" chirps the earth pony behind the stand.   I figured he was from the cherry family.   
>"J-Just a uh, c-cherry turnover, please..." Anon says, clumsily setting the bits on the table.   
>"Coming right up, a fresh one for such a lovely mare~!" he sings, swiping one off of the cooktop rather than the warmer and giving it to the increasingly redfaced alicorn.   
>"T-Thank you..!" She squeaks, before rushing my way as I start to walk off again.   
"Now was that so ba-"
>"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you" she grumbles, before taking a bite out of the turnover.   I was tempted to warn her not to focus too much on how she was walking on three legs while holding it, but the first time I realized that myself, I faceplanted, so...
"Stallions aern't so baaaad...."
>This time she only scrunched her snout, but it was really quite cute.   Fuck, is cadence wearing off on me?   Or is she already scrying this poor mare and I'm caught up in the influence of her magic too?
>I suspiciously eye the angle she tends to watch from, but I can't seem to sense any of her magic...
>"Anoncess lets out a delicate sigh as she resumes walking on all fours, having wolfed down the dessert.   "That /was/ really good...   thanks, I guess..."
"You're welcome!"
>"So...   should I get off at each stop and have a look around?" she asks.  
"That would be smart, you'd get a little peek into a bunch of little areas of equestria that way"
>"I'm not going to know who anyone is..."
"As long as someone's not super busy, just talk to them!"
>"Oh, sure..."
>As we enter the station and meet up with the proper guard, I only really have the time to introduce them to each other, give Anon a tight hug, and then bounce.
>I have duties as a princess, after all, and...  I have a car- a real, earth, car- to write the royal name of Nightmare Moon on...