hiding in my hoodie
I wait for the hours 
when
There's not as many of you online
I like working on pony puzzles
but I'm just so bad at them
I can't stand being 
outshined

I go to the latest link
it's a puzzle of my waifu
I'd have to touch her 
pieces
I can't solve this puzzle
so I'll just leave for the next one
before my anxiety 
increases

[chorus]
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh

[verse]
I've been holding onto a piece
searching for its match
when it's 
double clicked out of my grasp
this keeps happening to me
I take so long to place them
that anons are impatient with me
repeatedly

I'm such a bad teammate
I just wanted to help
I wanted to message
saying I'm sorry
but I know no one cares 
about how I felt
I delete it before it's even sent
I just can't help it
no one needs to hear 
from the weird jiggie misfit

[chorus]
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh

[bridge]
I'm totally paralyzed
the others are now going too fast
not that it matters
my score's already at dead last
I wanted to help solve this pony puzzle
but I don't know which piece to select
I don't wanna get in the way
so I'll just disconnect!

[chorus]
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
why am I like this?
I'm just a 
puzzle virgin!