>Be Anon
>Run a horse care business in a sci-fi future
>Sci-fi bullshit means horses are nearly extinct
>Even third worlders finally industrialised and don't need horses anymore
>Only clients are rich retards that are stuck in the past
>Capable of doing everything myself
>Actually the only way of turning a profit is to do everything myself
>Damn stingy retards
>Some new planet got conquered after the locals sperged out
>The locals are magic sapient ponies
>Government has absolutely no idea what to do with them
>Hires me to deal with it
>L O D S OF E M O N E
>Pretty much all of them have injuries and problems
>Sapience is a double edged sword
>Takes a few months to treat them
>Takes a few years to get them to stop trying to kill me, break them in, and train them up
>Most of them go off to good homes
>Keep the white sunbutt one and the black moonbutt one
>Thousands of years of battle scars, injuries, immortality shenanigains, and mental issues to deal with
>Takes over a decade to make them obedient
>Pretty much half my income is spent on these two
>Get used to them being obedient
>One day ask them why they're obedient
>They'll end up outliving me
>The entire situation will just be a bad memory eventually
>MFW I became one of the rich retarded horse owners that I work for
>MFW Celestia and Luna are waiting for me to die
>MFW they'll probably sperg out again