no one knows you're a girl on the internet
especially when you're puzzling anonymously
you've probably heard it all before
but I'm not like the others

maybe you can tell
I don't exactly hide it
I share my favorite pastel pony puzzles
with comfy scenes

but I think you'd be surprised
with my biggest secret of all
is that
ooooh
is that
ooooh

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
especially when you're puzzling anonymously

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
I've been right under your muzzles all this time
no one knows you're a mare on the internet
I'm the mare in your midst

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
especially when you're puzzling anonymously
no one knows you're a mare on the internet
none of you suspected me

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
especially when you're puzzling anonymously
no one knows you're a mare on the internet
you've been puzzling with a pony without even knowing it

ahhhhha
ahhhhha

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
especially when you're puzzling anonymously
no one knows you're a mare on the internet
I love puzzling with my secret identity

no one knows you're a mare on the internet
I've been right under your muzzles all this time
no one knows you're a mare on the internet
I'm always that kind anon that's friendly

it's difficult playing guitar with hooves...