wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

checkout my new ride
it's an open top hay cart
I ain't got nothing to hide
it's got puzzle piece spinners 
a drawfriend painted on the side
with a wide stance slammed so low  
and under glow from strips of fireflies 
this sweet filly's just born to glide

it's time to get in friendo
we're cruisin' for maers
put on your puzzle shades
we don't wanna look like a bunch a' squares
we're all taking turns
while ridin' anons check out mare shawty snowpities
by pulling the cart in groups of pairs
because nothing else compares to the power of mares

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

yo, turn up the gramophone stereo
blasting out beats of a sick Canterlot concerto
get an anon to bounce up and down in time
adding hydraulics to our pimped out hay ride
we now heading on over 
to check out the mares on Ponyville's west side
because we all know 
those mare's shawtypities are just fine

play it cool passing the pony po-po
don't want no attention from the royal five oh
nod outta respect to the dripped out princess
be checkin' out her bling
she's the Oh-Jay, the original jigga with the rep that brings
my jigga pulls down his shades sayin' out loud 
pour me out a glass of that fine ass sunny D
while we all nodding along to beats one and three

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

rollin' by the neutral ground 
of boutique threads
a tricked out straw cart is waitin' outside
we don't talk to those jiggas 
'cause they east side jiggas
east side jiggas into sapphire shore's lame ass beats
those jiggas representin' princess Luna, 
her nighttime neets

we stoppin' in the pony ghetto
makin' it rain with puzzle pieces over mares
when those east side jiggas be doin' a drive by jiggin'
west side jiggas diving for cover as puzzle pieces fly everywhere
my jigga caught in the fire be laying on the floor, coughing up his guts
I get down to hear what words he gotta say to me
I ask him wassup my jigga, he say
avenge me my jigga, they mildly inconvenienced me

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

wassup my jigga
wassup my jigga

[spoken]
pour one out for my ponybro
my jigga
rest with jiggie pieces
my jigga
my jigga