It was late at night when 
I'd finally reached a pony zen
I loaded up my favorite thread 
only to panic when I see it hit page ten!

emergency bump
ah!
gotta save the thread!
emergency bump
ah!
gotta save the thread!

[verse]
I scramble 'round to find the reply button
It's gotta be 'round here somewhere
oh, it's still in the same place
never mind

there's no time to upload a picture
so, my hand trembles as I type bump
but, the reply doesn't post and I find myself stumped
that's because I forgot about the captcha
like a great big chump!
oooooh, yeah!

[chorus]
captcha panic!
(aah!!)
gotta solve this captcha!
(aah!!)
gotta keep this thread alive!
captcha panic!
(aah!!)
gotta solve this captcha!
(aah!!)
this thread's gonna survive!

[verse]
they've changed the captcha yet again!
What the hell am I supposed to do this time?
why are there ten sliders?
oh no, they've merged ten captchas together

I'm only supposed to be bumping the thread
not solving a puzzle
well, this is it
I'm the only one
between this thread staying on this board
and defusing this captcha bomb!

[chorus]
captcha panic!
(aah!)
gotta solve this captcha!
(aah!)
gotta keep this thread alive!
captcha panic!
(aah!)
gotta solve this captcha!
(aah!)
this thread's gonna survive!


I did it...
I solved the captcha...
I bumped the thread...
you're welcome