>"...yeah southern natties are always tough for me, same way that like, when you go to the mountains it takes you a couple days to adjust, i almost gotta do that with the damn humidity..."
>butterscotch listened intently as the two pegasi leisurely glided out of cloudsdale toward the piney forests in the north
>"thats interesting, ive never had to you know, exert myself that hard in it. but since we both lived in Cloudsdale so long i can go with the birds pretty much as high as they want to"
>"whats the furthest south youve ever gone?"
>"oh, all the way down to the cayos. one of my first big flights i had to follow this flock of herons all the way past the swamps"
>"i love herons so much" rainbow blitz commented
>"me too, especially the little white egrets"
>"sometimes if i catch one just chillin' ill just like, stop and stare at it for a while"
>butters did a cute little 'hmm'
>"just the other day me and spitz were flyin' a double century down to baltimare and back, we got to our turnaround and literally just watched them out on the marsh for a solid 5 minutes. saw one eat a fish right in front of me too."
>butters kept giving blitz his room to speak
>"and like, its so funny when they realize youre watching and they just stop and go-"
>blitz flexed his eyes open to imitate a heron staring wide-eyed at you, earning a cute little laugh from butterscotch that blitz copied
>by that point they had reached the surface, being a wide open grassy island in the middle of two flowing rivers
>as blitz glided parallel to the surface, he did one huge, powerful backflap at the perfect force to stop him dead in his tracks
>while butters did 3 or 4 smooth but quick flaps, not unlike a pigeon hovering to the ground about 3 paces behind
>the sound of the flowing rivers was all that kept them company in the foothills of the unicorn range

>"...and it was like, okayyyy? flitter was annoyed that i didnt show up saying she gave me three days notice, but she *knows* that thursdays are when i stay late to do all the incubators."
>"i cant picture anyone getting mad at you." blitz interjected
>"but even then its not like i didnt *wanna* go but did you have to pick a thursday? i dont know its just-"
>"look, geese!"
>both of the stallions stopped to quickly acknowledge the three caneighdian geese waddling their way from the opposite bank of the island, towards their general direction
>"ha, cuties. anyway but like, i dont like having that kind of drama, but she sorta... did it to herself this time?" butterscotch finished his side of the story
>the flock of geese had grown with 7 more coming up off the water, and blitz was keeping a careful side eye on them as they approached
>"but i also dont think she meant it? kind of?"
>"girl, you know cloudchaser's always had the brains." blitz said confidently, quelling anything that butterscotch's sensitive side would read as malicious
>unlike the flock of over 30 geese that were clearly locked onto rainbow blitz and butterscotch with mailcious intent
>"uhm, butters?" rainbow blitz said nervously, halfing the length of his hoofsteps
>"well be ok."
>blitz just kept trying to follow the-
>HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
>rainbow blitz bolted backwards with a 'SHIT' as the lead goose flared his wings and leered with his beak, sending its whole army into a cacophony of honking and hissing
>blitz put about 10 meters between them im a fraction of a second
>his boyfriend butterscotch stood there powerfully, unfazed and trying to sternly talk the goose down
>blitz slowly started inching closer, trying to make out what butterscotch was saying
>but the geese kept going aggressively, getting in butters' face and clearly trying to pick a-
>"Q U I E T!" butterscotch sharply yelled at the top of his lungs, shutting the entire flock up

>rainbow blitz slunk down pathetically along with the geese
>the end of butters' yell echoed across the valleys, the area now dead silent save for the river noises
>butterscotch laid down unimtimidatingly, getting at eye level with the head goose
>"if you tell me what you want, i might be able to help you. now, what seems to be the problem?" butters caringly asked
>the goose piped up with more honking, as if speaking for his whole flock who watched with great interest
>"uh huh. yes, i understand. yes..."
>rainbow blitz slowly worked his way up to his boyfriend as he watched the magic happen
>the goose kept honking as he gestured with his left wing toward a member of its flock, who showed its right side with a clear soccer ball size indent in its feathers
>"oh wow. yes i agree. those colts do seem very mean. and i know, you were hungry and just looking for worms. they really shouldnt have done that, i know." butterscotch kept trying to get a word in
>"but mister-" that finally shut it up,
>blitz was locked in on this interaction
>"-have you ever thought that they might be as scared of you as you are of them?" butters asked
>the goose puffed its chest and flared its feathers again, trying to show its gusto with another round of honking,
>"i know youre big and strong. i know theres things like ursa minors and timberwolves out here, but you have to learn how to share your space." 
>the goose closed its wings and continued to honk in protest
>"i mean, neither of us have hurt you" butters said in the midst of it
>the goose and his flock shut up again, as if having a collective epiphany
>"now," butters started to pet the goose while speaking gently, "my love and i here, are just out for a stroll. were not going to hurt you, or steal your food from the grass, so i kindly ask that you leave us be and go about your way, okay?"
>the goose quickly swung its tail side to side and let out a quick honk,
>"thank you~ you guys take care" butterscotch said in a singsongy voice, and one by one the geese started to collectively move along
>as rainbow blitz rejoined butterscotch's side, some of the geese in the flock gave him a nervous side eye

>"i think thats the loudest ive ever heard you talk" rainbow blitz said, impressed
>butterscotch did a cute little 'mm' to brush off the complement
>"geese are all talk, you match their intensity and they quiet right down"
>"sounds familiar"
>"in the opposite way for you~" butters said flirtatiously
>rainbow blitz blushed a slight bit,
>"this is really random but-"
>even though the nearest road was a mile away, rainbow blitz did a quick look around to make sure they were alone
>"i was talking with one of my friends at the bar, and, like, we were legit discussing this:"
>butters was interested
>"do you consider spitroasting cheating?"
>butterscotch snorted with laughter and blushed a tad as he caught his breath
>"youre so out of pocket..." butters teased as blitz tried to keep the air light by laughing,
>"but uhm..." butterscotch legitimately started thinking about it, "...i guess i can... see both sides?... but like... what do you mean?" butters was getting a little interrogative as he thought it through,
>"because its like, you know i love you. i love you very much. and im loyal to you." rainbow blitz leaned over and gave butterscotch a sideways winghug, nuzzling his neck trying to quell any potential fears,
>"i love you too rainbow blitz" butterscotch said and gave him a nice kiss on the lips
>the two parted and blitz started his response,
>"but its more like... would you rather fuck somepony while theyre sucking somepony elses dick, or get your dick sucked while theyre getting fucked by somepony else?" blitz posed a philosophical gestalt for the ages
>"uhm-OHHHHhhh uhmmmm..." butterscotch fiddled with his beanie, red rushing into his cheeks as he thought about it
>"im not gonna lie rainbow, when you were telling me about the first time youve *beeeen wiiiiiith* a stallion, it was, like, really hot, like... picturing you in that situation?" butterscotch said semi-carniverously while also trying to beat around the bush, "you know, like... what *your face* mustve looked like"
>rainbow blitz's wings started stiffening from the flirting
>"but cant you see my face anyways?" blitz asked legitimately,
>"not really"
>"but if im like, on my back?"
>"yeah but like, you gotta tilt your hips weird like uǓůğh-" butterscotch sank his hips for a second to funnily emphasize his point, "you cant, like, get as *deep* you know?"
>blitz blushed in response
>"not like you would know." butterscotch said with a sudden sass, giving his boyfriend a sly smile
>rainbow blitz scrunched his face in a mix of embarassment and flattery

>"and then theres that little squeak you do." butterscotch added on, with some sauce on it
>"what squeak?" blitz asked defensively,
>"yes you do, right when youre about to cum you go:" butterscotch stopped, making rainbow blitz stop to watch his imitation
>butters did a long, breathy inhale with his eyes closed,
>then did the sharpest and faintest of a little -EEP right at the top, before shakily exhaling like one does after busting a nut
>"oh my TIAAAAAaaa" rainbow blitz roared into his hooves, hiding his flushed face in them, "i dont DO THAT!"
>"YES you do rainbow. YES. YOU. DO!" butters teased him with a couple hearty shoves and a hard boop to top it off,
>"iDONTDOTHAT. i just go like:" rainbow blitz did the same long, breathy inhale, then an exaggerated, gutteral exhale
>butterscotch wasnt convinced
>"you SQUEAK im TELLING YOUUUuuu! youre always like:" butters did another inhale, a little squeak, then let his breath out, cracking up into laughter again
>blitz tried like hell to get the red out of his cheeks, knowing he was thoroughly called out
>"whatever." he finally said with bratty dismissiveness, purposely avoiding butterscotch with a harumph
>butters cutely giggled again and baited his boyfriend into eye contact with a gentle hoof touch
>in the pure sounds of nature that surrounded them, they stood there for an eternal moment locked on each other's pupils
>rainbow blitz looked himself eye to eye in the teal eyes of butterscotch, atop a playful yet sly grin, full of deep kindness yet with a mysterious, hidden edge that surgically dissected blitz to see him for exactly what he is
>butterscotch also stared back at the two spitting images of himself in blitz's pupils, huge, confident and magenta yet wide open windows that let butters stare all the way down to the stallion underneath
>blitz thought for a daydreaming second if he could dig up Elusive's phone number again
>"your face looks the best wrapped around my cock anyways." butterscotch added on with a cunningly flirty smile