>Be Anonymous
>In a "sweet date" with your girlfriend Silver Spoon at the mall
>In reality, she just wanted to hang out with you
>Sure, you tried to keep your distance so people don't get the wrong (right) idea
>But when things get emotional, you must also be responsible for said emotions
>"Do you think that thing is cute?"
"Uh? Oh yeah, sure."
>Sadly, you have the social cues of a stone
>Dear God, you tried: interests, school, modern media
>Who would have thought a kid in her early teenage years had so many different interests than a man near his 30s?
>Surely not you, Mr. Cunny
>"... Am I boring you?"
"What?! No! I'm just... surprised you called me here. I thought you liked more calm places like a library or just being at home."
>"Only because I have glasses doesn't mean I like nerd things."
>Strike one
>"Also, we are a couple, so that means we should date, right?"
"Well..."
>"... So the only thing you love about me is my little girl body, isn't it?"
>Strike two!
"NO! I li- Eh, we- I..."
>She moves forward, leaving you behind
>Some space after, she turns around
>"Pedophile."
>And keeps going
>Strike three, anon's out
>No, you can't leave this date. You got to try.
>NO, DON'T TRY! DO IT FOR HER!
"I LIKE YOU!"
>Everyone looks at your direction, including her
"I like you.... to see that shop with me!"
>"What do you-"
>Before she could protest, you quickly pick spoony up and run towards a tabletop gaming and hobby shop

>Wargamming games, table games, collectible cards, cards for grandma, glue...
>Good hiding spot
>"Why are we here?"
"Ehhh... I just wanted to look at the cool box art, just look at this."
>You grab a game where humans with cybernetic augmentations are riding on top of dinosaurs while explosions happen everywhere
>"Seems very... over the top."
"But isn't that what makes it look cool? Look, there are many more!"
>You push Silver softly towards the many boxes
>Meanwhile you sneak to sigh
(Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?)
>"Anonymous, are you alright?"
"Eh? Oh, Mr. Doodle."
>"No need to be so formal, kid. Just call me Cranky."
"I don't know..."
>"Don't worry, everyone did all the "cranky" jokes already. I'm ok with that."
"I see. Well, good to know, Cranky."
>"Getting yourself a small adventure at the mall?"
"Why are you saying that?"
>He points at the hobby shop
>"Saw you leaving that store. Been a long time since I went to one. I think Dungeons and Dragons was at their 3rd Edition."
"Never thought you played tabletops, Mr. Doodle."
>"Anon..."
"Sorry, Cranky."
>"Is fine. You need to loosen up, you look like a criminal trying to get away."
"A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
(OH MY GOD! I'M SO SCREWED! GOTTA TAKE THE LEAD!)
"Anyway! What are you doing here, Cranky?"
>"Oh, just buying a couple of cinnamon buns from the bakery. My wife loves these."
"How nice."
(Hmmm... this may be insane, but elder advice rings true, so...)
"Hey, Cranky, as a man I want to ask: how can you keep a relationship?"
>"Excuse me?"
"Well, since you are one of the few men I know that still has their ring on, I want to know."
>"Thinking about wedding bells, anon?"
"Mostly trying to stay comfortable with each other."
>"Hahaha! Well, let me tell ya, it ain't easy."
"Since when it was?"
>"True, true. Well, in my case it was hard. Dear Matilda and I took very different paths, and when we finally got together again, we were really different people. You think you have it hard? Try meeting her again after 30 years!"
"It surely was impactful, I suppose."
>"It sure was, but we tried together. I lost her one time, and I wasn't going to repeat that. We didn't connect at first: my hobbies were very different from her, but we started to learn from the other. Settle boundaries, sharing one than another secret. Without sharing too much, of course."
"I see."
>"But the most important thing was always the same: communication. If you really want to share your life with another one, you must always let them know you have them accounted. If they are part of your life, is good. Sure, you can enjoy some "me" time, but now you are sharing it with someone, so don't go ignoring her."
"I think I understand."
>"Glad to always help, kid. Now don't be a stranger, you know you can visit me at the school if you ever need advice."
"Thanks Cranky, I will."
>"See you around, boy. I gotta deliver these for the lady."
"Say hi to Matilda from me."
>With a new perspective, you go back and.... Where's spoony?"

>Be Silver Spoon
>Anonymous has left you to do some sightseeing at this nerd place
>Do you look that much of a bookworm?
>Sure, you have good grades and study, but you like cool stuff too
>And you are into what's based nowadays: Roblox, brainrot, indie internet shows, AI shorts
>You have that Ohio Skibbidy Rizz
>While lost in thought, you only see the boxes around
>The World of Synnibar, SenZar, Racial Holy War... Wait, that cover. Wasn't that a movie instead?
>Cyborg Comando, Empire of Satanis... Oh, this looks cool: A winged man wearing a loincloth is fighting a bunch of hobbit-like creatures with blue skin to save a scantily clad woman slave. Very epic fantasy.
>F.A.T.A.L. (From Another Time, Another Land)
>Your interest drops when you grab the book and find out is as large as an old dictionary, so you put it back without opening it
"Older men like this stuff?"
>"O.M.G., is that you Silver?"
"Huh?"
>You turn around, and find Diamond Tiara
"Oh, hi DT."
>"What are you doing here? You like this? Is cringe."
"I do not. I was looking around."
>"Really? Are you buying something?"
"No, I was just- Nevermind."
>"Nah-ah, I know that tone. What's happening?"
"... I was hanging out with somebody."
>"Really? On a date?"
"No, we were just hanging out."
>"And where is this guy now?"
"He left me here."
>"Wow, your date sucks. You should get revenge."
>A devilish idea comes to your head
"You are right Diamond. In fact, why don't you help me?"
>"Only if you tell me what's going on."
"Alright, but only a small thing."
>You whisper into Diamond's ear
>"... No way."
"Yes, we are."
>"And he is fine with that?"
"He tries to hide it, but we do date."
>"Somewhere neat recently?"
"The beach. That's why I brought that seashell pendant at school, remember?"
>"Silver, you smart cookie, you really are clever!"
>Diamond laughs to herself
>You can play and boast too, you ain't no lackey
>"Well, I think I have an idea. Follow me."

"Silver Spoon? Silver!"
>You feel like that dude from Heavy Rain
"Spoon! Spoony!"
>"I'm here!"
>You see a hand waving around
"Oh, good thing I find you. Sorry I..."
>Now that you are close to her, you notice her skin is darker
"Silver Spoon... did you get yourself a tan?"
DT: That would be my fault, tee-hee!
"Wait, Diamond Tiara?"
DT: Hiya teach.
SS: I found her when you left me at that boring store.
"Oh, sorry about that."
>Her friend is here. Good, maybe that will give you some time
"Well, since you two are together, I will leave you girls to your things, ok?"
SS: Wow nonny, how mean.
"Huh?"
DT: Seriously, leaving your GIRLFRIEND alone?
>Your pulse stops as both demons smile
Both: Soooo baaaad~~~~<3!
"Wha-what are you saying?!"
DT: Nothing *wink!* It just so happens that we talked for a bit.
>Oh no
SS: And I told her EEEEEverything we have been doing.
>OH NO
"HOW MUCH?!"
>People again are looking at you
"HOW MUCH.... I OWN YOU?! BECAUSE GOOD ADULTS PAY FOR GOODS AND SERVICES THEY OWN!"
DT: Geez, anon. Could've you picked a line more appropriate that can land you in a "naughty" list?
"Don't get smart with me, you little-"
SS: Nuh-uh-uh, we aren't little girls anymore. And you know that.
"Kch!"
DT: You know, when I knew about it, I admit I got jealous.
"Excuse me?"
SS: You know, the lovely dates, the sweet gifts, the delicious treats, and the amazing "finales"...
>Diamond Tiara looks at you seductively
DT: Can you make space for one more, Anonymous? Please?
>*Sproing!*
>FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"I CAN'T! BECAUSE-"
>You compose yourself before you are thrown out of the mall
"I can't because.... I am already... dating.... Spoony."
>God, you feel so pathetic
>I mean, is true. You are dating Silver Spoon
>The problem is that just admitted that you (an adult) are dating a child
>And to another kid, no less
>Can this be more pathetic?
DT: AHAHAHAHA! Oh gosh, he did!
SS: See? Told you he would do it.
>Yes, it can be
"Wait. What are you two doing?"
SS: I told Diamond Tiara you were easy to bait, and you were!
DT: Oh God, that was so funny!
>The two little brats are laughing at you
"Well, I hope you liked the show, because I'm leaving now."
DT: Are you sure?
SS: There's a lot of people who saw you screaming around. Especially for me.
>You look around and realize people are seeing you with weird eyes, and the guards have their hands on their tasers
"Crap."
DT: Language, anon.
SS: Yeah, you don't want to corrupt youths, don't you?
>If looks could kill, you'd be a serial killer
>But it doesn't affect these two
DT: Say, why don't you hang out with us?
SS: Until things calm down, then you are free to leave.
>As far as you know, these two will leave you dry of your money
>But a couple of months eating sausages with rice is better than 20 years in the clink
"I de-escalate this situation, and I agree out of spite."
DT: That's a win!
>The girls give themselves their buddy handshake
>"Bump, bump, sugar lump-rump!"
SS: Now, want to follow me, "boyfriend"?

>Walking with these two around doesn't calm you down
>Mainly because you are doing it while holding hands and having each at your sides
"Well ladies, since I have become your chaperone AGAINST MY WILL: what do you wish to do?"
SS: Just vibing for now. The mall is big after all.
"You still haven't told me why you are tanned."
DT: Like I said, my fault. My parents gave me a spa treatment for the incoming Miss Canterlot contest.
"So?"
DT: The place had a 2x1 in tanning, so I invited her. Not many chances we can share a moment together.
"I guess, but isn't that bad for you? You two are still growing, and you are getting into those solar beds."
DT: Nah, they used creams. Much better for little girls.
SS: I bet you wish to get your hands on us.
>You hesitate to answer
"Let's change the subject. Spoon, did you saw anything fun in the hobby shop?"
DT: Yes "Spoony", tell us.
SS: Ha-ha-ha, good one DT.
"Wait, you didn't told her about the nickname?"
SS: Not when you were screaming it.
DT: Is adorable. You two act like a couple.
"..."
SS: Whatever. I saw some stuff, and it was boring.
"Really? Not even a book?"
SS: One was as big as a bible! Do you like that?
>(Settle boundaries, sharing one than another secret, let them know you have them accounted)
>The words of good ol' Cranky resound in your head
"Well, I do."
DT: Wow, Anonymous, you are a nerd.
"Respect your elders, Diamond."
SS: An elder who likes to hang out with little girls?
>The boundaries are set NOW
"Yes. Even a creepy, lonely, perverted elder like me deserves respect. I am your teacher after all."
DT: Was. And you were teacher assistant.
>Little brat, but you know where to hit
"You know, I saw Mr. Doodle around."
SS: Seriously? And what about it?
>Time for the hit
"He told me you were having great grades, but if Diamond doesn't improve math, she may have to take remedial classes."
DT: My parents will fix that.
"Actually, since I was the teacher at the time, that means I have to send the report myself. It would be bad if you missed the contest."
>Silver is surprised as Diamond is now listening
DT: I- I...
"But don't worry. I know Silver will help you. That's what friends are for, after all."
SS: What?
DT: YES!
>Diamond runs towards Silver. Adorable sight
DT: Please Silver, you are the only one who can help me. I'll do anything!
SS: I... wait! Anon, stop lying!
"Me? Lie?"
SS: Diamond can still apply! Contests don't accept girls who underperform, and her record is perfect!
DT: Eh?
"Oops. I guess I forgot that detail, hehe."
DT: You... you... you are an asshole!
"If you keep badmouthing me, I may have a reason for that report."
DT: We aren't in school!
"All I asked was some respect. Isn't that fair?"
DT: Grrr... fine!
SS: You are a creep.
"The same goes to you, "Spoony". If you are nice, I'll be nice too. Promise."
SS: Alright...

>Now that you recovered some of your authority, you start to seeing your surroundings
>Knick knack stores, technology places, a clothing store there
>The clothing store gives you an idea
"How about I give you a gift for being nice girls? Nice girls get gifts."
SS: From their "partner"?
"Yes."
DT: Ha, I guess I was right when I called you a couple.
"Perhaps. Want a gift too?"
>Both look at you curiously
DT: I get a gift too?
"Nothing fancy, but I can buy you some cute accessories."
SS: I don't know.
DT: Yesyesyes! I wanted to buy something for the contest, but my parents didn't gave me enough! Let's go, Spoon!
"Calm down you two. I'm seeing a good store."
>You take the ladies to a better-than-average clothing shop
>Some threads will be expensive, but it won't burn your wallet
"Well girls, go find something nice. I'll be around."
-----
>Be Silver Spoon
>Anonymous has left you on your own
>Diamond, like always, doesn't miss a chance to get free stuff
>You are already seeing her in the fashion area, trying to choose something for herself
"Hey Diamond."
>"What's up, "Spoony"? Teehee~<3"
"Could you drop the "Valley Girl" act, I need to talk seriously."
>"Sorry, is just that I love shopping for clothes."
"I know, is just that... I'm a bit mad."
>"If it's about anon, there will be a time and a place to get revenge. Don't frown, you'll get uglier."
"Really? You want to get revenge?"
>"You think I will accept a man making me less and playing with me? I will let him believe he won, but I'll find his weakness, and I will destroy him."
>Is scary how she say this with much commitment
>(Weakness)
>An idea comes to your head
"Say, DT, do you still have some of that tanning cream?"
>"What are you planning?"
"Well, since I told you about me and anon, I'll tell you something "extra"."
>You whisper what you saw: a girl with only a top and hot pants, and how anon reacted
"I think he actually likes them "short", and that would put him in the spot. Want to see him sweat bullets like before?"
>"Oh, that's fun. But what will you pick?"
>You look around, and find a large black hoodie
"I think I have an idea."
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>Be anon
>More confident now, you relax seeing the many shirts and suits around
>Now that you think about it, you could maybe buy a new tie or belt. Is funny how those worn down quickly
SS: Anon, could you help me?
"Huh? Yeah, I'm coming."
>You go near the dressing area, and check on Silver
"Is anything ok?"
SS: Could you help me? I think this doesn't fit.
"Need me to find something bigger?"
SS: No, it's a button. Could you help me?
"Just come near the door, I'll fix it."
SS: Come in, I-
>"Is something wrong, sir?"
"Eh? Actually-"
SS: Dad, please, come in. It doesn't fit!
>What?
"Sil-"
SS: Just get in, dad. Please help me.
>"Maybe I can-"
SS: NO! Dad said he is the only one allowed to see me here!
>"Sir?"
>Ha-ha, funny scene, Spoon
"I got it."
>You open the door, but spin so you are seeing the shop helper
"This won't take long."
>You close the door

>You turn and find Silver Spoon wearing a large black hoodie
"Ok, what do you need?"
SS: Oh, nothing. Just help with THIS!
>She takes off the hoodie, revealing her wearing a small two-piece bikini
>You were going to scream before sending your right hand to block your mouth
SS: Hihihi, someone likes this.
>You recover
*Whispering* "Where did YOU get THAT?!"
SS: This mall has everything. Don't you like it? It goes well with my tan marks, right?
>You notice her waist, groin, and upper chest area are still white
SS: Those spa massagers can't touch everywhere, anon...
>Silver takes your left hand, and makes you touch her shoulder
SS: ... But you can.
>She gets more closer, her face rubbing your growing bulge
SS: How about a quicky inside? I'm "service height" after all, hihi.
>She gives you a mischievous smile as your accelerated mind tries to absorb the information
>Your right hand goes down, and try to undo your zipper until a knock wakes you up
>"Leave the door locked."
>Your fears are taking over as you see Silver's sultry face
"We- we can't do it. Not now..."
SS: You sure?
>She undoes your zipper, your cock bulging under your underwear
>*Knock knock knock*
>You are cold now
"Wait, Spoon, no!"
SS: I only undid your zipper, but your button is still on. Unless...
>Her right hand goes near your pant's waist button, as she "walks" slowly to it with her fingers
SS: I only have to...
>You look at the hoodie in time
"NO!"
>You put the hoodie on Silver, and unlock the door
"There, sweetie, all done." *looks forward* "Everything is fine, no need to-"
DT: Hiya, daddy~<3
>You are a stone at the sight
>Diamond tiara is wearing a crop top, hot pants, a red cap backwards, and skate sneakers
>The sight reminds you of the girl at the beach
>And her sexy mom
>Your bulge hits your pant's waistline, and freeze
(Shit! I forgot to zip up! If I move I-)
SS: Hey anon!
"Huh?!"
>*SPLAT!*
>You fall as the gremlin duo break in laughter
>You realize you were hit with a brown cream
>The tanning cream
>After a moment where everybody got their 15 minutes of comedy (and you sneaking to zip yourself up), you buy the clothes the girls picked
>You also bought a new shirt. The last one got ruined with the cream
DT: Thank you, teach!
"Don't call me that."
DT: But I thought you wanted me to respect you.
"Don't get clever, Tiara."
SS: Still, it was so nice of you to buy us these things.
"And why was a bikini in my receipt?"
SS: I'd thought you'd like it. The beach was such a nice date.
>The girls giggle between them, as you make a mental note to not stir them up so much
>At least they look happy they got away with their prank
"So, any other place in mind?"

>Walking around, you three reach the cinema
SS: Oh, movies.
DT: That sounds fun. What do you say, Mr. Anonymous?
"Well, it's been a long time since I visited a place like this."
>All three go inside, and check the choices
>The new Daring Do movie, another zombie movie (like them, they never stop coming), a horror flic, the "new" Moana with The Rock
>Some interesting reruns: Postal, Idiocracy, the first Scary Movie (uncensored), Cuties, Drive...
>And The Amazing Digital Circus?
SS: Woah... can we see this one?
"You like that show?"
SS: I-
DT: Pssh... no way. Is for babies.
SS: That's not true!
DT: It is. I saw many of the kids of CHS going to see them. Even those CMC lamers went to see it.
"That's why they came with that clown clothing? I thought it was because a carnival came to town."
DT: You need to leave your home more often, teach.
>Silver Spoon looks down
SS: But I wanted to see it...
DT: Nah, is dumb. Let's see this one instead
>Diamond points at Cuties
DT: I like how these girls look. What do you say, anon?
"Both of you don't have age to see those movies."
>Both: What?
To Silver: I heard TADC was made for an adult crowd. I don't know much, but a show based on I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream may be heavy, childish aesthetic aside, so it may be too much.
To Tiara: And Cuties, while daring, is just a shock film. The premise and the drama around it was the only thing interesting, but the rest is just mediocre.
>You look at the movies
"Let's just watch Daring Do, it should be alright."
>Mainly because modern day films are crappy, and the others may be either slow or too much for them.
DT: Boooring.
SS: ...
"Is alright, trust me. Look Tiara, buy the tickets, I'll take Silver to the snack section."
>You leave the girl in line, while you try to cheer Spoony
"Any candy you want?"
>"..."
"... *Sigh* Sorry I didn't picked your movie, is just that I think it may be too much."
>"I already saw the show online."
"Oh, I didn't knew that.... You like that kind of stories?"
>"Well, it's interesting. Five people trapped inside a machine. It would be nice to see how they get out."
>You don't remember much about it. You saw some things online, and that the movie got leaked already
>Wait
"I remember hearing the movie got leaked."
>"In Brazil, but I didn't watch it. I wanted to see it at the premiere, but my parents took me to extra classes."
>She said that with some resentment
>Now that you think about it, you two stopped seeing movies. You meet for pizza, soda, and sex now
"How about we see it together in my place? It's been long since we saw a movie."
>"Really? But you said it may be too much."
"Well, I said that about some things, but you seem to take them well."
>You get near, and reply with a funny accent
"Especially me, "little" lady."
>"Hehe, pervert."
"That's a smile! Alright, we are going to see that movie at my home. For now, let's see this one, ok?"
>"Ok."
>You two start to select treats
>Is good to know you can still connect with her.

>Be Diamond Tiara
>This sucks
>You are stuck with the teacher's assistant while he takes your friend away
>Seriously Silver, are you dating this guy?
>Well, she didn't say much about that. When you take her to the spa, she said he was "very friendly", and that he was funny to tease
>But.... you don't know. It feels something is going on
>She was very happy when she was retelling the beach date
>Was it a date? She said she walked with him, got ice cream, and got those seashells
>Besides, why did he bought her a bikini? Sure, she is wearing a big hoodie, but you know what's under it
>Maybe you should've picked something else, you look like Scootaloo's neighbours
>Damn those spa workers, they used the cheap creams and your clothes were ruined
>"Next!"
"Huh? Oh."
>You go to the clerk
>A girl with glasses attends you
>"Welcome to Canterlot Cinema. Any movie you want to watch?"
"Yeah, I want three for...."
>Hey, wait. You are the one with the money now
"Three tickets for Cuties, please."
>"Eh, sorry miss, but that film is..."
"What? Is just a movie, I can watch it."
>"True, but-"
"Just call your manager, I want to raise a complaint."
>"NO! I mean... is not necessary, it's just that-"
>"Juniper, what's going on?"
"Oh, the manager, good. Look sir, I just want to buy tickets for a film."
>"And what movie is that?"
"Cuties."
>"... That'll be $45."
>"Sir?"
"Oh, thank you. Good to know people understand the customer is always right."
>You pay for the tickets, and go back with Anonymous and Spoon
-----
>"Sir, was it a good idea to-"
>"Look Juniper, the mall doesn't pay me enough to care if a child watches a porno. We are a dying industry, and if I can sell tickets, I can keep my job."
>"But it's wrong."
>"Don't you think I know that? Look, if it makes you more calm, I'll go and watch over her so the guys don't get funny ideas."
>"Thank you, sir."
>"Yeah, yeah. Just try to get people buy more tickets and snacks, I'll see those pedos don't get handy."
-----
"Hey guys!"
SS: Hey Diamond.
An: Got the tickets?
"Sure I did. It was $45."
An: Jeez, first the tickets and now the snacks? No wonder these places are dying. Is too much for just two-to-three hours of time.
"Knowing you, you probably weren't in a cinema in a long time."
>Anon looks like he is thinking something
-----
>(I wanted to see Drive again, but that would've been too slow for them.)
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An: Anyway, shall we go?

>Be Anonymous
>You take the girls towards the showroom
"Which one was it?"
DT: Room 12.
SS: Isn't that one at the bottom?
"Is fine. Maybe is a room separated from the one with the TADC rerun. I can still hear the children."
>Silver looks a bit embarrassed
"Maybe we can watch it another time. That way we will enjoy it."
>Silver smiles
DT: Yeah, don't count me in... here we are!
>Diamond opens the door, find some good seats, and watch the screen
>You share the snacks
"Now, don't go eating that now. That's how they get you going to the bathroom, and you'll miss many moments."
DT: Gee... thanks, "Dad."
"You are welcome, "Sweetie.""
>Silver giggles at the banting
>Room goes dark, film starts, some ads first
>Like 10 productions before the actual film
>At least the girls heard you. They waited, so they didn't ate all the food
>But one flash screen catches your eye: Netflix?
>You see an arab girl and her mom in an european low income neighborhood
>Next, the title: Cuties
"...! *Whispering* Diamond! I said we were going to see Daring Do!"
DT: I guess I forgot, tee-hee!
"Don't "tee-hee" me! We are in serious trouble!"
DT: Is just a movie.
"It's a PEDO movie!"
SS: What?!
>Some people shut you down
>You also notice you are with people who look like they SHOULDN'T be near a elementary school. For like, 5 miles!
"We better leave bef-"
>The manager is at the door
>You try to hide deeper in your seat
"The manager is here..."
>Silver starts to shake
SS: Di-Diamond...
DT: Huh?
SS: I'm... still wearing the bikini...
>Diamond's eyes go wide at the realization
>She is about to scream, but you manage to block her mouth
"Look: If I get arrested by pedophilia, your next days will be talking with cops and therapists. Say goodbye to any future contests you have in your mind, because they don't take rape victims."
>You said a cruel lie, but this little "prank" has put everyone in a very bad spot
>If everyone manages to keep quiet during the film, maybe nobody will be noticed
>Diamond looks like it wants to cry, but quietly accepts the result of her actions
>Silver is confused
SS: Anon, what do we do?
>Funny, in a cruel way. Even between in a rock and a hard place, you are still the adult
"... Let's just watch the movie."

>And so, the most scary 120 minutes of your life have started
>You managed to calm down the girls, and now try to "enjoy" the film
>At least they looked at you funny when you giggled seeing the girls ironing their hair
>It reminded you when you did dumb things as a kid, and a Simpsons episode
DT: But why does she iron her hair like that?
"Not everyone can buy cosmetic kits or pay a hair stylist."
SS: It looks dangerous.
"It is, but you don't think that at that age."
>They look at you a bit annoyed
"What?"
SS: Are we that childish to you?
"Sorry, sorry. I guess I am getting real old, huh?"
DT: Old man...
"Yeah, yeah, I'm old."
>Everyone sees the scenes, the girl being bored with their family traditions
>Understandable. Kids aren't big on praying or reading the holy books
>But they could have more adepts if they tell them the crazy moments. Churches only stay during Jesus and Psalms.
>Diamond seems interested, seeing the way french teens dress
>Silver isn't very... cheerful
"All good, Spoony?"
SS: I'm bored.
"Really? I though this would be relatable. Seems something like you and DT would do."
SS: Dress like sluts?
"I was thinking dancing and hanging out."
SS: I already do that, I don't need to see it in a movie."
DT: Shhh... I'm watching.
"Sorry."
>Movie passes with no glory or shame
>Is mostly a drama about a girl trying to fit in when her family is traditionalistic
>And while, true, you were excited for the sexy dance routines (curse of the lolicon), most of the time you are bored and blue-balled
>And looks like the girls are bored too
DT: You said this was a pedo movie, where are the pedos?
"Look around, smartass."
DT: Found you.
"Oh, that was so funny I forgot how to laugh."
SS: Well, do it now.
>You look at Silver before almost breaking in laughter
>You manage to contain it, but tears of joy come out
SS: Anon, are you alright?
>You nod with a massive smile
DT: I guess in the end I picked a good movie, huh?
"Next time, we are watching TADC."
DT: What?! But-
>*Shhh!*
>Silver smiles while DT sits annoyed
>You only relax, knowing that maybe you'll get out of this one successfully

>Well, the movie is over
>The manager left first to turn the lights back on
>You took this chance to sneak with the girls
>You are pretty sure you stepped on a recently-used condom during your getaway
DT: Well, that movie sucked.
"Regretting your choice, Cutie?"
DT: Don't get smart, pervert. I saw you how focused you were seeing those girls twerk.
"Twerking has been both a blessing and a curse for this generation."
SS: But you were... really... focused.
"It was a girl's body after all..."
>You get near Silver and whisper at her
"Sorry."
>She looks at you
>You reply with a smile
>Man, this feel like apologizing to your wife by seeing a porno together
>Wife... 
>(Thinking about wedding bells, anon?)
DT: Still, was that it? Ass shaking and wet t-shirt contests?
"There was an scene where a girl took a hot pic and shared it online."
>You think for a moment
"Don't do that, is life-ruining."
DT: Something you know?
>Silver looks uncomfortable
"... I had a friend in high school who wanted to woo a cheerleader, so he send a photo of his dick to her. Next week everyone was making fun of his "tiny pecker", so he changed schools. At different states. In a different country."
SS: Seems excessive.
"Well, his dad was american, but his mom was mexican, so they went there. I hope he is doing fine."
DT: Whatever, it was a dumb movie.
SS: I don't know. I think I enjoyed it? It was something.
"Maybe if they toned down the ass-shaking and the blatant sex appeal, I would see it like that Kids film. Way edgy, but gets the point across."
SS: Kids?
"A movie about teenagers wasting their lives. No morals, nothing to gain, only seeing a ride to Hell, and you not being able to stop it."
SS: Sounds depressing
"Well, they forced me to watch it for my Sex-Ed class, and all I remember was that they hit a black guy way too hard with a skateboard."
DT: Sounds dumb.
"And way too preachy. "Don't have sex or you'll have STDs!" If you are clean, use protection, and aren't a fucking idiot with your genitals, you'll be safe."
>You feel Silver's judgmental gaze
>You realize you had unprotected sex with her many times, so you better watch your mouth
DT: That sounds fun. Having sex, I bet it feels good.
>Now you feel Silver grabbing your hand harder
"It's... overrated. Too much people focusing on sex, they should focus on romance. Is more fun, and happier."
DT: Nah, I want to have sex. I bet I could win some contests like that, Cozy does.

"Cozy?"
SS: Cozy Glow, Diamond Tiara's rival.
>You can feel the venom from Silver's speech
"Sounds bad, we shouldn't talk about that."
DT: Nah, I bet that's how she wins contests. She thinks I'm stupid but I'm not.
SS: Great, you made her start.
"Me? I said-"
DT: You know, I always wondered why she was so touchy with the judges. Especially the old ones.
>Oh no
DT: One time, I noticed how she went to a room, and a moment later the judge went in.
>You shouldn't hear this
DT: I don't know how she does it, but she always walks like an innocent poppy while any guy who went in walks like if they ran a marathon. One was wobbling on his legs.
>Oh shit
"You... shouldn't see those things."
DT: But I do!
SS: Jeez, anon...
DT: One time I saw her taking two to another room. It was the only time I saw her more rowdy, her makeup undone. The judges walked like they did nothing wrong, bunch of bastards. She won that time, but I know your filthy tricks, you skank.
>God, the world is filled with pedos, and you feel like the most hypocrite man alive
"Let's change the subject. A girl shouldn't talk about those things, especially a child."
DT: I want to! How many you sucked, slut? Premium mouth, too? And what about pussy? Can't handle two?
>Your mind is having dangerous ideas while you notice how uncomfortable Silver is
DT: Oh, bet you are having a grand old time, huh? Pretending to be all sweet and innocent as you take it up the ass, bitch? And how many loads you swallowed? Bet you had enough for lunch. And how about-
"Diamond Tiara! Enough!"
>Diamond stops as she notices how uncomfortable you and Silver are
>And how you are still holding Silver hand, even when you let hers go
DT: Oh... I'm sorry.
>An apology? Now that's interesting. Maybe you got to her
"Is... No, it's not okay. You... should find a person of authority that can do something about that. You may be in danger, if that's the kind of people gets close to you."
SS: ...
DT: ...
"Let's... just put this behind. We will deal with this situation properly later. Now, I just want to... do whatever girls you want."
DT: I don't know...
SS: ...
>If there was a floating knife, it could cut reality with ease right now
>Looking around, you find the hobby shop again
>You let out a sigh
"How about I show you something? Maybe you girls will like it."

>Inside, the same stuff is being displayed, but you weren't interested in that
>The store is big enough for a small game area
>In there, you obviously find nerds, kids, and the ocasional cool DM
DT: That's it?
"Yep. I feel we have been in many adult places, so let's lose ourselves in a fantasy adventure."
SS: With pencils and papers?
"I know it looks like making homework, but trust me: it's going to be fun."
>You let the girls look the many tables while you talk to the Game Master
>One talk later, he takes all of you to a group
>"Alright, this is your table: the newbie group."
"Ok."
>"And these are your characters."
>Diamond Tiara: Paladin
DT: Oh, fancy armor.
>Silver Spoon: War Priest
SS: Wait, offensive light magic? I though priests only were supporters.
>Anonymous: Barbarian.
"I lead the charge, great."
>"Now, we will start our adventure."
>People takes seats near the table
>Sadly, there wasn't enough seats, so you ended with Silver Spoon on your lap
>You said you could stand around, but the Game Master asked you to help the girls
"This is your character sheet, these are stats, these your HP, MP, and EXP. And these are your dice."
DT: Are we doing math?
"I said you needed a reinforcement."
SS: Don't worry Diamond, I'll help you.
>"Well, if everybody is ready, let's begin."
>And so your adventure begins
>Your three join the other guys at the table, and play a short adventure
>Slaying goblins, wild beasts, bandits
>You are fine not charging to defend the girls
>Diamond needed a bit of help with damage calculation, but when she picked the pace, she enjoyed how her high LCK gives her good loot
>Silver has more fun blasting enemies away than healing the team
>Eventually, you are the only three standing against the dragon
>DM glazing aside, it was a hard enemy
>You are barely making damage, Diamond can no longer buff, and suffered a bad faith roll, so now she is retreating
>The only one left is Silver Spoon
>"The dragon has pinned the barbarian down its mighty claw. He tries to escape, but his clutches dig deep into his body (one extra piercing damage)."
"Gee, thanks."
>"The Paladin has run away, and now the dragon prepares to launch a fire ball. You are the only one left, Saint Silver. What is your final choice."
SS: I... I...
DT: You can do it, Silver! I'll give you all my gold if we win!
"Just relax, you can do this."
>Silver thinks for a moment until coming to a crazy realization
SS: I aim for the mouth.
>"Roll your last dice."
>Silver throws
>NAT. FUCKING. 20!
>"You shot a desperate blast of light towards the dragon's mouth! And the hit makes it close it while it was trying to shot! It explodes instantly! You are victorious!"
>The GM makes some calculations
>"And become level 3."
SS: I won?
DT: Yes! You did!
SS: I won!
>Silver bounces happily on your lap as you give her a congratulatory hug
"Well done, Spoonie."
>This moment is perfect
>*Pop!*
"Huh?"
DT: You did it, Spoon!
>*Shove!*
SS: *GASP!*
DT: Huh? Are you ok, Silver?

>... Your pants broke. The button of your waistline popped off
>And when Diamond hugged Silver, she just went down full force
>And during the movement... your penis was shoved full length into Silver Spoon
>The small bikini just moved to the side, not being able to withstand you
SS: I... I...
>"Lady, are you ok?"
"Ehh... Where's the bathroom?!"
DT: Anon?
>"Sir?"
"I feel sh-she needs the bathroom."
>Literally, you are starting to feel her insides due to the sudden assault
>"Oh, the mall restrooms? Over there."
"Goodtoknow,thankyouverymuch!"
>After the pointer, you gun it towards the stalls
>Carrying Silver like a kid carrying a cat
>It would be a cute image, if it wasn't the most terrific experience of your life
>Feeling yourself throb every step while trying to people to ignore you does nothing to calm your racing heart
>Let alone poor Spoon, who is choking on her own pleasure and confusion
>You arrive just in time, and lock the door
>You let her rest on top of the toilet, but you haven't left her insides fully
>"... Wha... what the Hell was that, you psycho?!"
"My pants... the button popped off, and my pants were a bit down."
>"Well, I hope you had fun. Now leave."
>You grab Silver's hips
>"Anon?"
"I... I'm sorry."
>You push inside again
>*Gasp!*
>Pull back slowly, and push again
>The sounds of flesh hitting each other fills the stall
>"No... you brute... stop!"
"I can't help it. I really wanted to do this all day."
>You lift Silver, rendering helpless as you hold her legs in the air
>She tries to stop you, but once you grab the back of her head, she is trapped in a clutch
>In a full nelson position, you start to use her as her moans get louder
>"You... barbarian... wanker... calm down!"
"Ugh... call me names, you lovely priest."
>You increase the pace, as you make way towards her womb
>Feeling closer, you start to go deep and smooth
>"No... you fool, I haven't taken my pill today!"
"Damn it!"
>You pull out, cumming with force
>Your cumshot leaves big white stains on the wall. Silver sounds a bit surprised

>You turn her around, and grind between her butt cheeks
>"Wait, I just told you-"
"I know..."
>You move slowly, holding her close
"... But I really need this. And I need to tell you that I love you."
>"Anon?"
>You kiss her fondly for a moment, as you take a moment to pace yourself
>When you finally slow down, you take a moment to look at her
"I love you, and I'm sorry I was a bad boyfriend to you. Is just... it was hard to me to accept I was a lolicon. I thought I could just have cunny and be all ok, but is not like that. You are my girlfriend, and I was taking you for granted."
>"..."
"I was also a massive asshole. I'm probably your first boyfriend, and our first date was me blackmailing you for sex. And then I don't call you often, or take you on dates. I just wait at home while you bring a pizza and some soda."
>"..."
"But I promise that from now on, I will take care of you, and I will take you into consideration. I accept it: I am a pedophile, and I love you."
>"... Do you always get emotional while fucking children?"
"I guess I do."
>You put her down, letting her rest on the toilet
>She only looks how you try to calm yourself, as your pulsating boner is close to her face
>Silver only sighs and looks at you lovingly
>"You truly are pathetic, good thing I like you too."
>She grabs your phallus, and gives it a kiss
>"I did ask you for a quicky before. Try to hold on now."
>She kisses your glands a coupe of times before taking it in her mouth
>She takes the full length slowly, and then bobs her head up and down
>You focus so you don't blast inside again like the first time
>Eventually she goes lower, not letting you have a moment to rest
>Increasing the pace, she now wants to blow your load
>You do your best to resist, but finally grab the back of her head, and cum deep inside
>She only holds her place, as every shot goes down her esophagus with power yet ease
>You finally let her go, and see how your penis pulsates as it becomes flaccid
>Silver recovers her breath, and cleans her mouth
>"Now, how about we clean up and go back with Diamond?"
"Let's buy your pills first. And next time, I'll pick the date spot. I also promise: no sex, only romance."
>"Well see."
>Both clean up the place the best you can, and then yourselves
>After that, both leave the bathroom, holding hands.
-----
>A girl with yellow skin, green hair, and glasses peek outside the stall next to the one you were with Silver
>"... I knew I picked a bad time for my lunch break."

>After leaving the bathroom, and making a stop in a pharmacy, you two return to the hobby shop
>Looks like Diamond has been having fun. Girl got lucky character builds, and now she is enjoying her power trip fantasy
SS: Hey Diamond.
DT: Guys, you are back!
"Yeah, sorry we ran away. I really felt how she needed the bathroom."
DT: Was it bad?
SS: Well, the movie snacks were a bit much. Anyway, how are you doing?
DT: I just defeated a warlock.
"Heh, I see you liked this "nerd" game."
DT: Well, is fine. I am good with dices after all.
"Gambler? So young?"
DT: Dad likes playing Yahtzee, so he taught me.
SS: You could teach us some day.
DT: I may show you how to roll a six without looking
"This should be enough math practice. Any other place in mind?"
DT: Actually, my time is up, so I need to go home.
"How about I take you there? Silver lives nearby, if I remember."
DT: I have a chauffeur ready. Want to come with me, Spoonie?
SS: Well...
>You pat Silver's head
"Is fine. I bet both of you have a lot to talk about."
SS: Well, I'll go.
>You follow the girls to the parking lot area, and wave them goodbye as they leave
>You sigh content, happy to being honest to your girl and with yourself
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DT: Haha, today was a fun day.
SS: Yeah, it was.
DT: Say, Silver. This is how you spend days with him?
SS: Not many, but yes.
DT: No wonder you like it. Having an adult buy you stuff and taking you places sound sweet.
SS: Is more than that. He is not my sugar daddy.
DT: If he is not that, then what is it?
SS: He is... he was my tutor when I was smaller.
DT: So, a friend?
SS: Yes.
DT: And nothing else?
SS: No.
DT: Okay.
SS: ... *Whispering* For now.
DT: Huh? You said something?
SS: Nothing, Diamond.