>Be anon
>You get transported to Equestria
>Pretty fucking cool until you realize that ponies aren't xenophiles
>Ponies reject you for being a human and an asshole

>Everything you do gives them a sense of unease
>Like when someone smiles with their mouth but not their eyes
>The way the grass doesn't spring back up when you walks
>The way the doors always creak when you pushes them open
>How you never breaks into song during celebrations
>Your touch is warm, yet cold at the same time (magically clammy)
>Nopony can feel the friendship coming from you
>They especially didn't like the omnivore part and how you prefer meat to literally anything else the ponies comes up with.
>You may have been hungry enough to joke about eating a horse
>Ponies weren't the same after that

>You live with Twilight for the time being, mostly because ponies want her to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't eat or rape anypony
>You try to rape Twilight at some point, but fail miserably due to magical countermeasures she put up
>Most of those you're pretty sure was fucking lethal

>You and Twilight both kinda hate each other's guts at that point
>Enter a series of tense moments that slowly escalates into fights without either of you trying to understand one another
>Twilight eventually had enough of your shit and decides to reform you
>By turning you into a filly

>You try chewing out Twilight, but you are a defenseless filly now
>You are unable to protest against this because she's a fucking princess
>Twilight actually puts the effort in making a cover story for you and forcibly attempts to adopt you through legal and psychological means.
>You resist at every single turn she puts you in, misbehaving and trying to sabatoge Purple's reputation to earn your freedom
>Eventually your attempts at making Twicunt's life a miserable hell has taken it's toll
>Purple actually reaches the breaking point and cries about why can't you just be a good filly and be happy with your life

>You protest that you were happy with your life before and that you are a fucking adult and that you aren't a fucking filly
>Twilight is silent
>You smile believing that you've won the battle and got Twilight to cave in to your demands
>Twilight agrees that you aren't a filly and that you're an adult
>You are overjoyed by this sensation that you're finally going to become human again

>Twilight goes over to a drawer and says that since you're an adult, you should be able to do adult things
>Yfw you are puzzled and asked what she means by that
>Yfw when she pulls out a strap-on
>Yfw she puts it on