>Anon celebrates Christmas in Equestria >Tells a few ponys about Santa Clause >Even dresses the part just to go that extra festive mile >Its currently what you estimate to be the day of Christmas eve >Snow currently falls from the sky and lightly piles on the ground >But thats no concern of yours since your nice and toasty inside your house > You're currently enjoying a nice peaceful evening sitting in your big comfy chair next to your lit fireplace >Sipping Hot Coco >Eating Sugar cookies shaped like candy canes, Christmas trees, and other Christmasy shapes >The only sound you hear is the soft crackling of the fireplace >Shits comfy as fuck >Suddenly you hear a knock on your door >Before you can even motion to get up the door bursts open >Its Pinkie Pie >And her smile is a bit wider than usual "O-oh, hey Pinkie. What bring-" >Pinkie lets out a loud gasp cutting you off "Oh my gosh! You must be Santa Clause!" >Pinkie dashes towards you and cannonballs onto your lap in the blink of an eye almost causing you to spill your hot chocolate >She begins to speedily praddle on about all the gifts she wants for Christmas >She must have gone over at least 5 pages worth of things in less than 30 seconds >You have been too dumbfounded by how fast things have escalated to intervene with her rambling >That is until now >Before she could list off another 5 pages, you reach up and silence her by lightly wrapping a hand around her muzzle >She tries to continue speaking, however, all that can be heard are hushed "mmphs" "Hold on there Pinkie, there has been a mistake. I'm not actually San-" >Pinkie's eye go wide in realization and she forcefully pulls her muzzle away from your grip "Oh my gosh your right Santa! There has been a mistake! I forgot to tell everypony else your here! "Woah, hold up Pinkie, Im not San-" >Pinkie suddenly jumps off your lap and darts toward the door >She rips it open and sticks her head out the door and yells "He is really in here everypony! Come on in!" >What!? >You can hear the sound of numerous sets of hooves making their way towards your house >Countless excited and starry-eyed ponys start flooding into your house and around you >What the fuck?! >You told like three ponys at most about Christmas! >All of Ponyville and then some must be here! >Why the hell are all these ponys trying to cram into your house? >I-Is that Celestia and Luna?! >Your so confused right now >But you know one thing at least >Your gonna murder Pinkie Pie for this >[spoiler]metaphorical murder of course[/spoiler]