>3 years
>That's how long you spent as a human in the world of equestria
>You had many adventures with the ponies there
>This is not the point of this story
>This story is about what happened when you finally found a way back to your world
>You brought a pony with you
>A pony named Twilight Sparkle
>She was the one who most helped you adjust to Equestria while you were there
>Now you were returning the favor
>Today she asked you a particularly odd question

>"Umm, Anon...I know this is a really weird thing to ask, but these human boobs are becoming kind of a problem. Could you please take me bra shopping?"
>"Also I have no money."

>And thus our story begins, with the kind and chivalrous Anonymous, or Anon for short, taking the lovely lady Princess Twilight Sparkle of the Element of Magic and the Kingdom of Friendship, or Twilight for short, on a journey to purchase for her a stock of brassieres.

>The two of you pull up to the famous Chournelle Store, Canterlot City branch, in your CMW M8 convertible
>It was the first branch of Chournelle to open outside of New Lang City
>Turns out that gold brokers don't give a shit if the mountains of coins you brought in were stamped with a horseshoe, unicorn horn, and wing
>They only cared if they were made of solid gold
>Bringing your savings from Equestria back home was one of your better decisions
>You were able to claim that you won big at a foreign casino
>You were always known for being good at cards
>As the two of you were going to the store, you noticed the stares that people were giving you
>After three years of being the only human in a world of candy colored horses, there wasn't a stare in the world that could faze you
>Except for, hers...
>As you enter, a cheery young lady piping with energy comes up to help your companion
>"Hello, miss. Can I help you today"
>She says in a Franch accent
>It actually sounded genuine
>Twilight answers her
>"Um, yeah, we were hoping to find a bra for me"
>"Ooooh, I see. Come this way. We have plenty of lacy and sensual designs to choose from"
>You decide to interject
"Actually, that's not exactly what we're looking for. She's new to doing this herself, and I'm mostly here to pay for it, so just something with good support should suffice"
>She turns to look at Twilight, who affirms
>"What he said"
>"I see then. We shall try to find what you are looking for"

>As you follow the girl toward the back, more eyes lock onto you
>You just hope their phasers are set to "stun"
>One of them walks by you, it's too close for missiles so they're switching to guns
>Not a bother, 0 fucks handed out for charity
>"Here is our collection of plainer size B and C bras. I'll give you two some privacy to shop"
"Uh, Twilight, I think people are getting the impression that we're together"
>"Anon, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Back in Equestria, what we had wasn't a relationship, right?"
"Yeah, that's what we agreed on"
>"Well, the thing is, I kinda wanted it to be. And now that I'm here, it can happen for real. We won't even have to keep it a secret."
"Twilight listen to me, just like I came back here eventually, you are going to have to go back to Equestria someday. If we had a relationship it would just be torn apart after a while. Neither one of us should do that to ourselves"
>"I know, but, as long as I'm here I wanna make the time here as good as I can, and being your marefri- GIRLfriend, would do just that"
"I-"
>you say with a sigh
"I'll consider it. For now, pick a color that you think matches,and grab one B and one C. Try them on and see how it goes"
>She does as told and disappears into the changeling stalll
>Changing stall*
>Fuck
>She opens the curtain and presents herself
>Even being the "plain" model, it's still quite fancy, and does an excellent job of perfectly framing her perky, velvety looking breasts
>Yeah you weren't even going to hide the fact that you were ogling

>"So, what do you think?"
"It's great. Let's go."
>"Anon"
>She says with a scolding tone
>"Ugh, fine. It looks great. It seems to support your chest well, and it frames your breasts perfectly"
>She beams at you, satisfied with your respone
"Question: Why do you care how it looks? Who's going to see it besides you?"
>"Well, maybe you, and all the girls in the locker rooms"
"Yeah I guess. Hey wait, how have you been avoiding them seeing you without a bra so far?"
>"I got special permission from the principal to change in a private area. I told her I had an embarrassing skin condition that would eventually clear up"
"The fact that you're the top student in the school, and possibly the smartest in any school, probably helped with getting special accommodations"
>She blushes a bit, as your praise causes her to become nervous
>"Well, I guess at least my brain does do me some good"
>You can tell she's fishing for a comment, and you're not taking the bait
>Wait, what are you thinking? Twilight wouldn't do that
>You've been with her way too long to not know that
>Being back home is making you think in your world's terms again
"You know, you're not all brain. You're attractive too"
>"You really think that?"
"I do. In fact, you're very pretty. You have no need to worry about that"
>She giggles and gives you a sly smile
>"Say, what do you think about going and asking that girl about the more, exotic bras"
>For reasons unknown, you decide it's a good idea
"I think we should do that"

>The two of you find the Franch girl and get her attention
>"Excuse me miss, we were wondering about those 'exotic' bras you were talking about"
>"Oooooh, I see. Well then, you are in for a treat. Come with me to the back section"
>As you follow her, you notice that you are about to step through a doorway with a thick bead curtain blocking it, followed by what looks to be a 90-degree turn into a darker lit area
>Note to self:
>It begins
>You enter an area with some lingerie that looks like it was spun with sugar
>All around the wall was
>There were a few leather chairs dotted around with poles in front of them, with curtains separating them from the rest of the area
>There were also boxes labeled "dance poles" along one wall
>The cheery girl turns to you and gestures to the room
>"As you can see, we have a few areas where our customers can show off potential purchases to an audience. Just try not to work up a sweat before you commit to a set"
>She turns to leave, but stops and takes one last look at you too
>"Oh, and by the way, the edible sugar lingerie in the plastic bags are not available to try on before purchase"
>Seems some of them were spun from sugar
>Your Dark Knight begins to rise at the mere thought of eating the bra and panties off of Twil- someone
>This was definitely the area for couples to visit
>Twilight looks are you with longing in her eyes
>"Anon?"
"Yes Twilight?"
>"Are we a couple?"
>Now or never, you must decide
"..."
>
>
>
"Fuck yes we are"

>Twilight begins to select a few pairs of bras and panties, and disappears behind a changing curtain
>You sit down in one of the chairs and wait for her
>She comes out, dressed in a plain black bra, panties, and garters
>Nothing too fancy yet, but you couldn't complain
>She walks over to a Jukebox (yes a real one) and beings to flip through it
>You can tell she has no idea what any of this is
>Eventually she shrugs and just selects one randomly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L31O0mfddPE
>She walks back over to you and grabs the pole
>She looks at you quizzically, unsure what to do
"Just do whatever feels natural"
>She nods and begins to sway with the music
>She eventually breaks out into a full dance, dropping and rising, swinging around the pole
>And she knows how to accentuate her assets
>The two of you begin to sweat, even though you're not the one dancing
>Suddenly Twilight jumps in your lap and begins gyrating to the music
>Dong expansion commences
>"Say, what do you say we pay for this and get out of here?"
"I don't know, I think you need to try on a few more"
>"If you say so, Mr. Platonic Friendship"
"Hey what did I say when we came in here?"
>"You said we were a couple. So what do you say we go behind the changing curtain together. On one condition"
"Oh yeah? What's that"
>"You have to dance for me"

>You follow her into the changing booth, and watch as she slowly takes the bra off and hangs it up off to the side
>You now have a full view of her "human boobs" as she calls them
>They're not too big, not too small, very round, plump, and smooth looking
>Her nipples are aligned mostly the way you'd expect them to be
>The left nipple kind of looks off to the side a bit, but at this point you're not thinking of any abnormailtitties
>They were all around beautiful, and you were glad you were finally getting to see them live and up close
>They were the first pair of boobs you'd ever seen in person
>And they were your girlfriends
>That was perhaps the most enticing feature of them
>Finally you spoke
"They're very smooth"
>She looks at you with a smirk like you're the biggest dork in the world
>You're the biggest dork in the world
"How can you say that only by looking at them, Anon?"
>Pretty sly for a human Twi
"Well, I, uh, guess I can't really pass proper judgment on the surface texture without-"
>"Touch my boobs"
>With speeds approaching that of light in a vacuum your hands shoot up to her breasts and begin to massage them
>They're softer than you imagine, but for some reason the fact that they felt like skin was... off
>You imagined boobs as being smooth and buttery
>Having all this skin to skin friction made it much different than you'd imagine
>You wonder what they'd be like if they were oiled up
>Meanwhile Twilight looks at you with a comforted look, almost like she's at peace
>She had been trying to convince you to be her boyfriend for nearly two years now
>"Um, Anon. I'm still not very good with these hands. It takes me a while to get these panties off. It'd be a lot faster if you'd do it for me"

>Now things were really heating up
>Normally, it would seem as though it were moving too fast
>But you were really were together for two years
>You just didn't realize it, and nether of you acknowledged it
>So really it was more like you'd been saving up all the sex you'd have in your relationship until now
>Considering that she was an equine up until recently, it seemed reasonable
>Those fuckers on the internet hadn't gotten to you yet
>You slip your forefingers under the sides of her panites, ready to pull them down
>"Helloooooooo?! Are you still there?"
>You and Twilight poke your heads out from behind the curtain
>"Oh. I see. Well, our changing curtains are for trying on products only"
"Yeah, I was just, uh, helping her"
>"We'll be paying now, and then we'll leave" pays Purple Human
>"Okay then. I'll be waiting at the register"
>You and twilight bring the merchandise to the register after she redresses
>After paying for everything, you leave and get in the car

>Back at your house, things are not still tonight
>Now that it's officially decided between you, the two of you begin the first thing every official couple does when they get home together

>You argue about dinner
>"I'm telling you, there's no way I can shower, get dressed, go to a restaurant, and wait for the food. Dancing takes a lot out of you ya'know."
"I just wanted our first dinner together to be romantic"
>"Anon, this isn't our first dinner together. It's our three thousandth"
"Yeah, I guess, but I-"
>"Anon, you don't have to try to impress me with a fancy dinner or anything. We're not a new couple starting out. The only thing that's going to change is that we're going to be open about our affection for each other"
"Well, when you put it that way... oh alright, fine. But tomorrow is fancy dinner date night"
>"Deal"

>You pick up your Kyorola phone, unlock it, and open the default phone dialer in every phone running Cyborg
>You dial a familiar number and listen to it ring
>...
>"Thank you for calling Pizza Castle, how may I help you today?"

"Hi, I need a large pizza, one side pepperoni, one side cheese and onions"
>"Psst, and green peppers'
"Twilight they'll charge a lot more for three toppings"
>"Fine, just the green peppers then"
>"So you want a large pizza, one side pepperoni, and the other side onions?"
"I'm sorry I meant green peppers on the other side"
>"So you want a large pizza, with one side green peppers and one side onions?"
"I want a large pizza, one side pepperoni, one side green onions"
>"Got it, large, pepperoni in the East, green peppers in the West"
"Uh, yeah"
>"We're actually having a special today, 25% off everything because it's our 10th anniversary today, so your total will be $6.75"
"Sweet, the name is Anonymous, and my PIN is 1337"
>"Aaaalllrighty then, Mr. Anonymous, I have your file open right here. Will you be sending it to the default address?"
"Yes please"
>"Alright then, is there anything else I can help you with?"
"Well there is one thing,"
>"Yes?"
"Can I get a none pizza with left beef?"

>Twilight ribs you pretty hard
>"Really, Anon?"
"Shhh"
>Back on the phone line:
>"I'm sorry sir, but if you want one of those, you'll need to order online with our pizza builder."
"Alright, I'll be sure to do that some time. Thanks, bye"
>Click
>"Anon, I swear if you get a none pizza with left beef I'll throw it on the roof"
>Great, just what you needed
>More keks

>Pizza time
>Best time
>As the two of you nom away, you are watching b0nerism livestream Counter Force: Global Operations on your ASAUCE laptop hooked up to your Samwell HDTV
>Twilight doesn't seem to be too interested in the gameplay objectives, or in the guy's commentary
>She does however fawn over the human technology that makes live streaming possible
>She also expresses a morbid curiosity in the game's premise
>"I just don't get the appeal of simulating the systematic murder of each other in a war. We ponies always hated going to war. We only did it when there was no other choice"
"Well it's like this: wars are happening, and they result in a loss of human life and lots of suffering. But the people who fight in these wars to end them, the ones who fight for peace, they're seen as heroes. People want to simulate these kinds of circumstances where they can act out the good guys or bad guys in that kind of situation."
>"I guess that makes sense. For me, it's like, I want to look away, but I can't"
"I understand"
>It was one of the many reminders that she was a pony in a human body
>Note to self, don't let Tumblr get ahold of this knowledge
>
>"Anon?"
"Yes, Twilight?"
>"Do humans really insult each other's mothers and call each other slurs while fighting in wars?"
"No, Twilight"


>The two of you channel surf for a while and chat about life
>It was getting late, and Twilight was yawning pretty loudly
"I think we should head to bed"
>"Good idea. I still need to clean my bed off though"
"Well, maybe not. I mean we could share my bed instead"
>Twilight looks at you surprised, and for a second you're scared, thinking you blew it
>But her look quickly turns to a seductive and satisfied smile
>"That might be the best idea you've had all day"
"Well here's another one, how about you wear something we bought today"
>"Here's a better idea, how about I don't"
>What happens next is similar to if someone were to capture the sound waves from a large bell ringing and lengthen the waves resulting in a deeper pitch
>
>
>
>
>The dong expands

>The two of you are in your room, and you are naked
>As soon as Twilight agreed to this, you were already on your way to your bedroom. stripping as you went
>Twilight was just entering, and you see that she too has stripped away her outerwear and is now in only her panties
>She must've been excited about this too
>"So, do you have any, uh, you know..."
"?"
>"...Protection?"
"Uuuuuh"
>She giggles
>"That's okay, I picked these up a few days ago
>She reaches into her nearby purse and rummages around in it, before drawing out her hand
>You expect her to pull out a pack of condoms. but something even better greets your eyes
>A foil of small pink pills, with a few missing
>You and Twilight's first time is gonna be raw
>Your penis is threatening to burst out of its skin at this point
>"So, Romeo, I think we had unfinished business involving my panties"
>Kneeling down, you hook your fingers under the sides of her deep purple panties
>You know full well what's underneath. but now it's finally time to see it live and in person
>Hehe, in person
>Because vaginas are internal
>
>Focus
>Pulling them down, you observe her slit in all its glory
>You begin to reach out to touch it, but stop to look up at Twilight
>She gives and approving nod, and you begin to rub and stroke it
>After a minute, you get up and sit on the edge of the bed, Twilight joining you soon after
>
>"So uh, um, Anon?"
"Yeah"
>"What do we do?"
"..."
>
"Have sex"
>...
>"Oh yeah?"
>
"Yeah"
>...
>"What should we do first?"
"Uhhh, I guess maybe you could, um, suck it, I guess?"
>"Sure"
>Twilight slides off the bed onto her knees and positions herself in front of you
>She wastes no time licking or rubbing or any other such foreplay
>Down she goes, taking about half your shaft in her mouth at once
>Too many new sensations to describe wash over you
>From the movement of her tongue, to the sucking effect, to her cute face she makes as she manages to smile around your dick
>She bobs her head up and down, suckling as she goes
>You didn't know how good she was, since this was your first blowjob after all
>A familiar force begins to wash over you, and you realize what's coming
>Lel
"Uh, Twilight, I'm getting close, where do you want it?"
>She slurps your little guy up before popping off
>She then opens her mouth wide and points to it
>You never had a fetish for that whole wide open mouth thing, but you found this hot
>She begins sucking again, and you realize just how close you are
>Shutting your eyes tight, you clench your dick, trying to hold it for as long as possible
>Finally you let loose, thick globs bursting from your tip
>The wave of pleasure was simply incomparable
>Of course, being the perfect girlfriend that she was, Twilight swallowed all of it and continued sucking, taking you to new heights
>Except that's not what happened
>This was Twilight's first time too
>As soon as the first wave of semen hit her in the back of the throat, she popped of and started gagging slightly
>The rest of your sperm splatted all over her chest
>Visibly struggling, she swallowed hard on what was already in her mouth
>"S-sorry" she says sheepishly
"N-nonono there's no reason to apoligize. It was great, really"
>This seems to comfort her
>"Really?"
"Yeah, besides, seeing it on your boobs like that is pretty hot" you assure her
>She takes a bit of your jizz of her chest with a finger, and tastes it, as one tastes frosting off of a cake
>To your surprise, a second erection is achieved already
>"It's not really that bad, I guess it just caught me off guard" she tells you, making you feel a little better about it
"Well, you made me feel real good, now it's time to return the favor"
>You kneel down in front of Twilight and begin to lick her chest, licking your own semen off in the process
>She was right, it wasn't half bad
>Wait, is this gay?
>You're pretty sure it was gay
>Fuck it, this is the 21st century
>As you come to her breasts, you lick around her nipple in a circle before suckling gently on it
>"Oh, Anon, this feels... rather mild actually" she says with a disappointed tone
>You popped off her tit and look at her with visible worry
"Really?" you ask incredulously?
>"Yeah, I just wasn't really feeling much from that"
>You stroke your manly chin and recollect to her
"I remember reading that everyone reacts differently to certain sexual stimuli, and that no description of a sexual encounter can represent everybody, but I dismissed it as garbage"
>Twilight once again lets out a cute giggle, which only serves to make your erection tighter, bordering on painful
"Alright then, lie on the bed," you tell her
"I'll see what I can do for you"
>She takes your suggestion and lies spread eagle on your bed
>You crawl up to her, stopping with your head level with her warm, beautiful vulva
>You begin to lick around her inner thighs, already prompting some gasps, and even a few moans
>Seems she was a bit more sensitive down here
>Finally stopping right over her slit, you wait just a second to build suspense, and dive right in
>"Oh, ooooh! Ohmygosh Anon please don't stop. Whatever you do don't stop"
>Bitch what the fuck you think I'm just gonna be like 'nah I don't feel like eating you out' and get up and leave?
>You wonder if you'll be able to bring her to an orgasm, but a series of moans and a wave of fluid prove you wrong
>"That was great. Are we moving on to the real deal now?" she asks you with a fire in her eyes
"I think it's time", you reply
>"IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
>
>
>You reach for your phone which is currently playing the classic Yugioh theme, and reject the call from Applejack
>You can call her back later
>You have a Twilight to attend to
>A Twilight to whom to attend*
>Focus, Anon

>Taking her hand in yours, you look in her eyes
>Without using any words, you ask her one last time if she really wants this
>She nods in agreement, and you prepare to penetrate her
>As your tip begins to nudge against her sex, you wonder if it'll go in
>Do vaginas stretch, or are you SOL if your dick is too big around
>A light nudge forward of your hips answers that question for you
>Now your tip is in, but it's just the tip
>Just to see how it feels
>Chuckling internally, you look up at Twilight
>She has a sort of weirded out expression on
>"This is really strange" she says, looking down at her own vulva, with your shaft perched partly inside
>"Keep going, I wanna see how it feels all the way in"
>Obliging, you begin to slide back in, until you hit a bit of a wall
>Literally
>Twilight winces and looks at you, worried
>"What's going-"
"It's your hymen. It's kind of a long story, but basically, it's a stretch of skin inside, you know, there"
>Yuu realized that Twilight was already past the level of learning about this is school when she came here, and you never explained this part to her
>"What do we do about it?"
"We're gonna have to break it" you say solemly
>"That sounds painful"
"Oh, it is. But we can help make it a bit easier"
>Leaning forward, you begin kissing Twilight deep
>Like really fucking deep
>At the same time you reach down and begin to massage her clit
>Moaning into your mouth, she seems to be enjoying herself
>You pull your hips back, leaving just the tip inside her
>Back to square one
>You know what you have to do
>If you don't go hard enough it might not break all the way
>Then she'd already be in pain, and you've have to do it again anyway
>After a while of mental prep, you are ready
>You thrust forward, and feel something inside her snap
>As soon as that's done, you go perfectly still
>It's time for the reaction
>It's not as bad as you thought
>She winces hard, and screams a bit into your mouth
>You prep and quick execution must have worked
>Finally breaking off the deep makeout session, you tell her:
"Just let me know when you're ready to continue"
>"I-I think I;ll need a minute, if that's okay"
"Of course. You know I'm here for you. I want this to be a good experience for you"
>"Same here. I don't want it to just be all about me. I read that communication and a mutual desire to fill the needs of your partner are critical"
"And you're right, but I can't be happy when I'm causing you pain"
>"It's a little late for that" she says with a smirk
"Well, that was unavoidable" you retort, mocking excessive defensiveness
>"I think I'm ready. The stinging has already subsided, for the most part"
"Alright then, here I go"
>You awkwardly stare down at the union of your most private parts, while Twilight closes her eyes and leans her head back
>Slowly at first, but increasing speed gradually
>"Anon?"
"Yes Twilight?" you ask, slowing down
>"I like the speed, but could you go a little softer? These hard thrusts are hurting my hip joints a bit"
"Huh? Oh sure, sure"
>You make an effort to keep the same tempo while being gentler with her body
>Sliding in an out, stopping just before your hips slam into hers
"Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"Could you maybe move your hips a bit to match my tempo?"
>"Sure, let me try"
>She begins to bounce and roll her own hips on the bed, bringing them to meet yours
>This makes the awesome sensations ten times better
"Uh, Twilight"
>"I feel like somethings gonna happen very soon, Anon"
"Good, because I fell likewise" you manage in between grunts
>"Oh, oh man, what's going on, AnoooOOOOON!"
>Feeling a wave of contractions around your shaft, you realize that at least one sex fairy tail is coming true
>Your girl in finishing before you
>"Anon, stop, I can't take it any more"
>Oh shit
>You pull out, your throbbing dick complaining to you as it longs for mare pussy
>More pussy*
>Fuck off, brain
"I was so close too"
>"I just need a minute, it's really sensitive"
"It's alright, lemme just"
>"No! Don't masturbate. I want it inside, just... just wait a minute"
>Twilight closes her eyes and loses herself in what seems to be a deep meditation
>"Okay" she says, opening her eyes
>"I'm ready"
>You plunge back into her, thrusting quickly
>After a moment she remembers and begins to buck her hips with you
>You lean forward and place your head next to Twilight's
>You finally are nearing release
"Oh, Twilight, I love you so much!"
>You scream as your release your load inside her
>You pull up just in time to witness her reaction to it

>"Ewwww, it feels so weird going inside"
>She sounds so childish and grossed out when she says that
>You can't help but have an audible chortle at this
>"Come on, Anon, it's not funny"
>You embrace her, and tell her it'll be okay
>"Do you think you're up for more, or are you tired?"
"Honestly, I'm a little tapped out from today"
>"Good. I was hoping you'd say that. That was so nice, but I really need to sleep"
"It's a Friday night. We can pick it up tomorrow morning if you'd like"
>"The way I'm feeling, it'll probably be more like tomorrow afternoon"
>You chuckle
"Alright then, I can't wait"
>The two of you snuggle in, sharing the wet spot, drifting off to sleep
>In your last moments of consciousness, you wonder what Twilight will dream about
>But you know what you will dream about
>It's her, being here with you forever