Author: Gryphanon Pastebin URL: Pqm2fFEj.html Date: Jan 13th, 2015 ---------- Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod.I Be Anon >And be out on the road travelling to the Minotaur kingdom to see the sights. >Beautiful land from what you’ve heard, good food, art, history, ect. >That and well you could use a good long break from these ponies. >Those crazy ponies, mares mostly, were just not leaving you alone. >You would go to Gryphonia but you’ve seen a few around and you wanted an even more exotic experience. >So you threw together a rucksack full of the necessities and headed out for the Minotaur kingdom. >Some of the mares insisted they go with you and even made plans to. >Good thing you bullshited them about your timeline and left 3 days prior to what they thought. >You still made sure to leave before the sun rose and start out fast to put some distance on >You passed through a small town not too long ago and stayed the night. >First night in 3 days in a bad, so you got to wash up. >Got some stares as you rolled in but nothing too much, might have been the smell, you needed that shower. >According to the map you bought you should be approaching the border soon. >Actually you just crossed it, huh, must have good relations to have open borders like that >Time to keep moving on, according to your map you can reach one of their cities tomorrow afternoon. >It’s been a week of travel and you have enjoyed it a lot more than you thought >That dude who said something about the journey being the vacation was right, kinda. >But the thing he didn’t mention is that the Minotaur women have tits. >Tits Lee, tits! >They wear clothing too, mile mostly simple trousers and women also wear a sports bra looking thing. >They were also about your height, with a few being inches taller. >Couldn’t stop and stare too much, don’t want a bad first impression. >Got to keep moving, almost there. >You reach the city and wow; they were right when they said it was grand. >First order of business is find a place to sta… >And your growling stomach and dry throat beg to differ >City map out and time to search. >Let’s see what kind of establishment you can find that can satisfy those needs Be Saanvi the Minotauress >And be going to your favorite dive after work, hell yeah its Friday. >It’s not like you didn’t like your job, it was fulfilling and gave you that sense of accomplishment. >But carpentry can be tiresome. >The day was done though, and the only thing that can make it better than good beer and good food >Is a good man to relieve a week’s worth of stress. >Wait what is that? >Interrupting your merry thoughts running through your head you need your full attention. >It’s about your size, wearing a rucksack and looking through a map. >Hiking through the country? Most likely female >But its flat chest is very masculine. >Interested but not fully committed, hmm, just walk by for a closer look >Just when you start to pass It >”Excuse me Ma’am” >Oh that masculine voice took you a bit off guard. >Uh oh, the stakes suddenly got higher >You are sure enough that its male that you are willing to hit on him >Now the jackpot question: is he a normal just rough male, or one of those hippy-dippy pro-masculinists. >He is asking for your assistance so, hell you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. II You are Anon >And right now you are…ugh…. Asking for directions. >Yes you feel a little girly for this but you don’t feel like winding up in a bad place and getting culturally enriched. >Out of the corner of your eye you see a minotauress walking in your direction >About your height, D cup maybe, hmmmm >Nah not right now, priorities of work: Food, beverage, bed, and then sex. >As she gets closer you notice she’s got that “not looking at you so hard I’m looking at you” expression. >Right before she passes you it’s time to speak up. “Excuse me Ma’am” >Be polite, first impressions are the lasting ones. >She freezes in place for a bit before turning to face you. >Did you interrupt something complex she was thinking about? Oops. >Nice ass though >”Yes, sir?” “I uh.. need some help finding some things” >You give half the map for her to hold as you keep hold of the other half. “I’m looking for a place to stay and a place to eat” >She furrows her brow while scanning over the map “I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening” You are Saanvi >And you have been stopped by this strange male requesting directions. >Oh shit this might be hard to make work, you weren’t ready for this. >There is nothing to work with though, gimmie something else to work with. >”I’m looking for something cheap, and if you have any recommendations I’m listening” >Yes, there’s a break you needed. >Make some good suggestions, i.e. the bar you are on your way to. >”Sounds good, what’s it called?” “It’s called The Millstone” >He smiled a bit, stay on target. “It’s a few blocks down the way; I was already on my way there. Why don’t you come with me” >He nods in thought a bit before smelling himself. >It wasn’t too bad in your opinion; it was like some of the others after a hard day’s work. >”It’s been a while since I’ve had a shower, I don’t want to knock the place out” “Many go there after work, you’ll blend right in. Be sides I can tell you about lodging while we eat.” >”Alright lets go” >Nice, now you can get to know him better. Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. III Be Anon >And be sitting in a booth at The Millstone >Enjoying a hearty stout and roast chicken as you and Saanvi, as you found out, talk >You were here for at least a week before you started the trek back. >And you were just telling her some of your plans for said week. “After that I plan on visiting the Art museum, check out the historic district and hit up the Bazaar” >Drink some stout, eat some chicken, chew, swallow. “And finally round it out with a walk through the shipping district.” >”Sounds like you lined up a hell of a time” “Yeah, well I’ve never been here before, so I want to see a lot” >”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least” >She takes a heavy swing of her drink, gurl can knock em’ down. >”Still need to make a living” >Thankfully you weren’t so tied down by your working hours. >One of the pros of your own small enterprise, flexible hours. “Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?” >She perks up a bit at that >”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.” >”Has everything you’ll need for your stay, and I don’t charge too high” >Interesting, well she does seem trustworthy enough >And this is for the sake of the plot >Ah what the hell, all you really need is a bed and a place to store your shit anyway. “I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’ >You extend your hand. >She reaches out and shakes it. >”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.” >You both pay your bills and leave. Be Saanvi the Minotauress >And be in a booth at the bar as Anon, as you found out, talks about his week’s plans. >He’s gonna visit some museums, historical spots, and of course the bazaar >A lot of sightseeing, sounds a bit fun actually. >You just hope none of the bazaar vendors try to take advantage of him >The bargaining can get fierce and sometimes very stressful, especially on males. ”I’d be happy to show you around some of those areas, on the weekends at least” >You drink heartily from your glass and he follows suit. >Thank goodness his tolerance is as much as his size would suggest, didn’t want to have to deal with a drunk him ”Still need to make a living” >“Understandable; now you said you knew about affordable lodging?” >Here goes nothing ”Why yes, while it may seem sudden or too convenient; I have a room in my house for rent if you’re interested.” ”Has everything you’ll need for your stay and I don’t charge much >He seems to be thinking it over carefully >“I’ll take you up on that offer, Saanvi’ >He extends his hand, so you reach out and give it a shake. >A good firm shake, just like momma taught you. ”Please, call me Vi (pronounced ‘vee’), I’m sure you’ll love it, follow me.” >After paying your bill you lead him down the street to your modest little home. >Ah that guest room never really got used anyway, might as well use it to make some dosh >Lods of emone! >And have a pretty good looking male residing very close. >You know what they say “closeness breeds…comfort?” or something like that. >He’s quite the adventurous type; you find it pretty charming. >”So what’s it like living in the city?” >He seems really interested in this place, good >”I just come from a small town in equestria and am curious to how different it is” >This will take awhile to explain; at least the walk home won’t be so awkwardly silent. “Well since we have some time let me explain as best I can the whole thing.” Anon Shenanigans in Minotaur land Mk.I Mod. IV Be Anon >And you are a good listener; Vi’s explanation of city life was lengthy, but well detailed. >She also gave out some minor cultural tips that would make you not so blatantly an outsider >That and it made sure the walk to her house wasn’t awkwardly silent. >”Here is where I call home” >Her house was a very pretty hybrid of stonework and masonry, cozy, and two stories. >The small garden seems to comfort you somewhat, and it feels good to see a house that isn’t pony sized. >She opens up the door for you, how nice of her. >”Welcome to my adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way” >It was very open and awash in warm colors. Thought sparsely furnished everything seemed to fit. >Very good craftsmanship and design. >You stop looking around when you notice she’s just standing there like she’s waiting for you. “Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous” >”Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity” >Does she think you don’t mean what you said? Is she a bit embarrassed? Why? >Ergh, women! So difficult to read their emotions. “I really like it, who built it?” >”I designed and built the whole thing” >It looks as if her shirt’s going to burst. Not from her (quite nice) tits, but from pride. >Damn, this gal can get shit done. Beautiful house and she built it. good on her. >”Here let me show you around” Be Saanvi >And be probably talking Anon’s ear off about the city, life in it, and culture >Hopefully he’s listening, males sometimes space out after they have to listen to chatter for awhile >But none the less he should be listening so he doesn’t stick out so much in his touring. >Man time flies when you’re talking, you’re already at your house. “Here is where I call home” >And you love your house; you built it yourself after all. >Mini garden, comfortably sized, he should enjoy it. >Open up the door, males first just like momma taught you “Welcome to my humble adobe, it’s not much but I wouldn’t have it any other way.” >No you wouldn’t, you designed it with cultural tradition in mind >Wide open enclosed spaces, arches, lightly stained furniture and warm colors. >You’re sure he would appreciate the aesthetics of it all, but normally males are more vocal about their feelings. >Does he not like it? >Does he think it’s too sparse? Does that imply I’m not financially stable? >”Oh, sorry about that, your house is gorgeous” >Does he mean that? Gah! Males, why do they have to be emotionally fickle. >Still, hide the confusion, put on a happy face “Thanks, I know it’s kind of bare but I enjoy the simplicity >”I really like it, who built it?” >Trying not to let your chest burst with pride “I designed and built the whole thing” >And to top it off he looks genuinely impressed, hell yeah “Here let me show you around” >He grabs his things >”Alright, can we go to the guest room first, I wanna drop my stuff off first” >This week is definitely going to be fun experience