Prompt: https://derpibooru.org/2093561?
 
>"Put your peen in me."
"No, you're too small."
>"But I want it."
"Vinyl, you'll die."
>"Nuh-uh I can take it."
"Even if it could fit, your organs would be crushed."
>"Pussy."
"How the fuck does not crushing you from the inside make me a pussy?!"
>"There's a mare right in front of you asking for cock and you say no. Sounds like something a pussy would do."
"Except that mare is the size of a hamster and currently sitting in my palm!"
>"Gimme your dick Anon!"
"Y'know what, we're not doing this. You're going in the timeout shirt pocket, missy."
>"Aww mannn, you're no fun."
"Now."
>"Ugh fine."
"And no earbuds."
>"Not my beats too! That's against the geneighva convention!"