Author: BadGrammarFag
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Date: FEB 26TH, 2015

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Forced Moon chapter2

>You are Anonymous.
>Who else could you be faget, you're the only one here.
>You're sitting on the steps of your "former" home.
>The trees quietly perform the song of their people, their leaves rustling on a gentle breeze.
>The sun is slowly setting on the horizon.
>Now add some credits in the background and you've got yourself a nice ending for some shit-tier movie.
>Probably some spaghetti western, because of the generous amount of pasta in your pockets right now.
>There's also an amazing collection of travel bags standing before you.
>...
>Okay, there's only two.
>You always packed lightly for your travels.
>Well, technically you're moving from your house for a month or so.
>To Canterlot.
>To the royal palace.
>To the Princess of the Night, which gone seriously bonkers over you. 
>You sighed loudly.
>If you only decided to have your coffee, like a simple plebian, you wouldn't be here now.
"Fuck."
>Good, good let the butthurt flow through you, you high maintenance fool.
>Preparing for this whole "most spaghetti filled month of your life" voyage, was a simple affair.
>You didn't have a lot to pack.
>When your "former" boss almost kicked you out of the store, instead of going stright home, you went to see your friends.
>Yeah, you have those here.
>Friendship is magic bitches.
>When you told them that you're moving, their reaction was "meh" at best, so maybe not as magic as you thought.
>They told you that after all Canterlot is really close and a month isn't such a lot of time to be away.
>Some of them even wished you luck on your stay there.
>Filthy casuals.
>You never wanted to move.
>You had enough moving, after moving from one reality to another almost a year ago.
>Only two p0nes had diffrent reactions on your devastating news.
>First one was naturally Ponka Po.
>At first she was crushed with your words, thinking she's gonna lose a good friend.
>Not that you were spending a lot of time, with this cocaine abusing mare.  
>After that, she wanted to throw you a "farewell for a month" party, but you quickly shot her eagerness down.
>There was simply no time to do that.
>When she calmed down, she gave you a whole bag of your favourite sweets, free of charge.
>Maybe someday she'll agree to bake something based on your own, original recipes.
>As of now, she was just laughing at them, claiming that the recipe largely consisting out of various booze, wasn't a recipe for a cake.
>You beg to differ.  
>Ponko Pee also promised you a big party, next time you're in Ponyville.
>The second p0ne who had a different reaction than everyone else, was Twilight.
>Because she had none.
>When you showed yourself at the castle again, she was nowhere to be found.
>Spike told you, that after he woke up in the late morning, not long after your hurried departure, she closed herself in the castle library for a couple of hours.
>She was supposed to look very disturbed by something, which in Spike's opinion, was nothing new.
>Right before you came, she told him she's going to the royal palace and isn't sure, when she'll be back.
>You actually took it as a good sign.
>Maybe you would meet her there.
>Perhaps she would help you, if Luna would overpower you with her shenanigans.
>Twilight versus Luna.
>Nothing is certain, though it would be a sight to see.
>In the end Luna would probably massacre Twilight, but not before an epic alicorn battle.
>However to tell the truth, you hope that if any confrontation happens between those two, it would be only on the verbal level.
>You're not very keen on seeing your friends suffering.
>Some strange noises pulled you out of your thoughts. 
>You looked at the road leading to Canterlot, that was near your house.
>Those could be the sounds of a chariot, which Celestia was supposed to send for you.
>Nope, nothing there.
>However, the sounds were getting closer.
>You looked at the sky.
"Howlie fack!"
>There was a chariot there, but it was a fucking flying one.
>You didn't sign for this shit!
>You have nothing against flying, if it's a big and sturdy plane, but not this litter box!
>Perhaps, if you start running now, you manage to escape into the Everfree forest and live your life as a hermit there.
>On the other hand though, Zecora would be rather pissed at that turn of events.
>No sense in whining now, better grab your bags and face your fears.

>When you finally landed in the palace courtyard, you were a permanent part of the chariot.
>Your teeth and nails bore deep into its structure.
>"Sir, you can leave the chariot now."
>Your bloodshot eyes slowly turned, to look at the royal guard.
"Gho fuchk yourshelf withh ah mace.h."   
>Your speech was pretty unintelligible, becouse of the generous amounts of the chariot's upholstery in your mouth.
>"Sir, I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Can you please repeat that, Sir?" 
>Using all of your willpower, you managed to peel yourself off of the chariots frame.
"I said 'Of course, just let me grab my bags mate'."
>You did just that and hopped out of this flying matchbox.  
>In a fit of emotion, you wanted to throw yourelf on the ground and kiss it.
>Still, you stopped yourself.
>You were not as pathetic, yet.
>Who knows what awaits you here.
>"I see that you were able to arrive safely, my dear Anonymous."
>Princess Celestia came out to greet you personally?
>Luna is probably sleeping.
>"Please, let me welcome you in my humble abode. The Canterlot Palace!" 
>Did she... did she just advertised the palace to you, by rising her voice at the end of her speech?!
>The only thing missing, were some spectacular fireworks in the backround, when she said that.
>You thought she would play in your team during the agreement.
>Though, it looks like she'll try to make you like it here and in extend, to like being near her sister.
>Shame on you Sunbutt, shame.
"Welcome princess, thank you for your hospitality." 
>You didn't bow down.
>Man, you're such a rebel!
>"Come Anonymous, let's wait for my sister in the royal dining room, you must be famished."
>She instructed the guards to take care of your belongings and showed you inside.
>Journey to your destination was rather uneventful, but at the same time, a real treat for the eyes.
>It was obvious Celestia chose that route.
>She tried to portray to you every tapestry, sculpture and painting you pass by.
>You blocked most of it, just nodding your head from time to time, but you have to admit one thing.
>Even a simple guy like you could tell, that the ponies arts and crafts were at the same level, as the one you saw back on Earth. 
>When you arrived at the dining room, there were already two slices of cake, waiting there for you on the table.
>"I let myself order the food for both of us. I hope you don't mind and find it to your liking."
>Okay, that's getting old and sad, like realy quick.
"I don't mind, but please princess I can see what you're trying to pull. Let me tell you, I'm not a big fan of pampering."
>Bullshit, you love every second of it.
>Celestia smiled softly.
>"I have no idea what you're talking about. Please, let us eat, before my sister join us."
>You wanted to argue more, but you saw how she was looking at her slice of cake.
>It was a look of a hungry predator that just saw its prey.
>If you will be keeping her away from it for any longer, bad things gonna happen.
"Let's dig in."
>Mmm, now that's a nice cake. 
>Top marks on that one Sunbutt.
>Celestia was eating her slice with great dignity.
>Perhaps you were wrong about her little cake addiction?
>Better forget about it, you don't wanna stick your nose, where you can lose it.
>Speaking about noses, you just saw a dark blue one, entering the dining room along with the rest of Luna's body parts. 
>"Good evening dear sister and Anonymous."
>Because your mouth were full, you just nodded your head.
>Celestia set her fork aside and wiped her mouth with a napkin.
>"Good evening Luna, please join us."
>Without further delay Moonbutt chose the chair right beside you.  
>For a couple of seconds there was like an arm's lenght of air between you, but it quickly changed.
>Without a care in the world, night princess extended one of her alicorn wings behind your back. 
>Then she swiftly scooped you up along with your squeaking chair, as close to her as it was practically possible.   
>Your chairs were connected now, and you could felt her body heat along your side.
>Also, she left her wing spread out on the back of your chair, some of the feathers touching your neck.
>Damn, they were so soft.
>What the actual fuck she was thinking, acting like that?!
>Did her instincts just acted up, or was this her conscious decision?
>Celestia raised her brow, seeing what her sister was doing.
>"I see you're getting comfortable with the situation rather quick, dear sister?"
>Luna had a shit eating grin on her muzzle. 
>"No time like the present, dear Celestia."
>Ok, 'time' to file a complaint.
>Before you had any chance to speak your mind, another p0ne entered the room.
>"Your coffee princess."
>She was from the palace kitchen staff and brought Luna her hot beverage.
>She didn't even blinked when she saw you and Luna.
>The mare just put the steaming cup before her princess, bowed down and quietly left the room.
>That's a well trained staff, if you ever saw one.
>10 points for Gryffindor.
>Celestia finished eating her cake.
>"I'm afraid that I have to leave you now, there are matters that need my attention elswhere."
>She got up from the table and looked at Luna.
>"I'm leaving Anonymous in your care sister. I hope I'm doing the right thing." 
>Dark blue alicorn princess looked hurt.
>"Why, of course it is. You act like you didn't know me. I'm not some savage pony, who would hurt him."
>Celestia sighed.
>"It's not him, who I'm worried about. Do you remember that griffon ambasador is still in the palace and will be here for a couple more days?"
>Bella is still around?!
>Full spectrum of "Oh fuck!".
>On top of that, her memory of you, or Luna's behavior, was erased by Celestia.
>If by any chance, she would meet you in the palace, she could repeat her behavior towards you from the morning.
>If at the same time Luna would be nearby, you get a great recipe for a minced griffon.
>Princess of the Night squinted her eyes.  
>"By all means, I remember about this fact. I also remember our talk, which we had after today's events and I can assure you that I'm fully capable of controlling myself around her, or anypony else."
>You're sure Bella's magically cured bones beg to differ.
>Celestia nodded her head.
>"That's good. Keep in mind that I trust you Luna."
>Without further delay white alicorn left the room.
>As soon as her tail vanished from your sight, you heard Luna annoyed murmur.
>"How can I forget that, you practicly tell me this every day." 
>Strong with this one, the sistely bond is.
>Stifling a sigh, Moonbutt took a sip of her coffee.
>Okay, what now?
>Night princess fur brushed your arm.
>Alright, you must get away from this awkward situation as quick as possible.
>Maybe you can just stand up, like don't give a shit? 
>When you tried to do that, she pinned you down with her wing and pushed you on herself.
>She did it all, without even looking at you.
>"What's wrong, are you uncomfortable dear Anon? If you wish, you can share my chair with me."
>Well, you don't have a choice do you?
>This is getting on your nerves.
>You have nothing against hugging, but only when both parties agree on it.
>Looks like it's time for a strong, practical solution.
>You need to use a trick, which you developed for breaking out of Ponks clutches.
>That p0ne is a real hug whore.
>Aaand action!
>You pushed your finger into her snout.
"Boop!"
>She jumped in surprise, red blush spreading on her cheeks.
>You used the commotion to quickly get up from your chair.
"Forgive me, please. I just don't know what came over me."
>She touched her snout with her hoof.
>"Don't worry, nothing bad happened."
>You bet that anyone else would lose a hand, or hoof for something like that.
>Well, maybe except Celestia.
>You hope that she noticed there is no way, to draw you into some "affectionate trap" in this dining room anymore.
>She will probably try somewhere else.
>"I can see that you are already bored, with this place. Good let's go somewhere else. Come with me."
>Called it!
>Luna walked over to and embraced you around your waist, with her wing.
"Let's go."
>She led you to something what looked like a large observation deck.
>During your walk there, you managed to wriggle yourself out of her embrace.
>You did it under the pretext of watching some paintings, hanged on the palace walls.
>She didn't try to hug you again.
>Maybe she finally took a hint and understood that you don't like to be forced into anything.
>Not that she got it before, when you started running away from her in your dreams, right?
>You leaned over the balustrade, watching the last rays of the setting sun.    
>Luna was right beside you.
"Listen, I need to a-"
>She put a hoof on your mouth.
>"Hold that thought Anon, I need to do something."
>Closing her eyes, she started to use her magic.
>You saw the moon rising on the horizon. 
>Normally you would have been impressed, but as you stated before, you've seen some shit in your dreams, because of her.
>When the big and shiny celestial body was at its rightfull place, she took her hoof out of your mouth.
>Good, the taste of everything that stuck to her armored shoe, was getting rather annoying.
>"Now you have my undivided attention"
>You took a deep breath.
"What I wanted to ask is whether you are aware of the situation we both found ourselves in?"
>She looked at the night sky.
>"I know you don't return my feelings for you, and that I have a month to somehow convince you otherwise."
>She said that with a hint of hurt in her voice.
>"I also know that you expect me to say that I regret what I've done to Bella, but you won't hear this."
>You rised an eyebrow.
>"She got what she deserved for her behavior."
>Ok, things are getting weird.
"You must be aware, that you almost crushed her on that wall you threw her at, right?"
>She huffed loudly.
>"Oh please, griffons are much more durable. They can survive a lot of punishment."
>You really don't want to know how she knows that.
"Alright, putting that aside, I was practically forced to be with you here. What do you see in me at all?"
>She looked down at her hooves, a light red tint on her cheeks.
>"If I tell you now, I'm afraid you won't understand it correctly."
>At least you tried.
>Now you won't know, what is it you do, that got her so interested in you and won't be able to stop doing that.
>Man, you miss your home already.
>The moonlight fell on you both.
>Luna looked at you with her big teal eyes.
>"I hope that one night, we could dance together, bathed in the light of my moon without a care in the world."
>Damn, she's such a dreamer.
>All in all, it's not a big surprise.
>Her job is to set right the 'dreams' of others. 
>Despite yourself, you yawned aloud.
>Her ears dropped.
>Fuck. 
>You damned uncultured swine, now you look like an asshole!
"Please pardon me, I'm sleepy because I had some problems sleeping last night."
>Yeah, twist that knife more you dumb fuck.
>Okay, time for some real white knight shit.
"I think I have nothing against a little dance with a friend in the moonlight."
>Her ears dropped even lower on the "f" word.
>Fucking great, are you brain dead?!
>Damn you, lack of sleep.
>"That's alright, it can wait. I can see you're very tired. Come I will show you the room, you will be staying in."
>During your way there, you asked Luna how can all of this "keeping her company" could actualy work for you.
>After all she is a creture of the night and you're of the day.
>When she is awake, you sleep and vice versa.
>She replied that there will be no problem with it.
>She'll arrange her duties in such a way, she'll be able to be with you for the second half of the day and the first half of the night.
>There was you thinking you found a loophole in the agreement.
>Where is this stupid room?!
>You were already walking for so long, you're under the impression that it's on the moon itself.
>"Patience my dear Anonymous, we're almost there."
>Finally!
>From now on, stairs are your new mortal enemy.
>Before your eyes appeared a double doors leading to the room, which was guarded by a pair of night guards.
>The doors were heavily ornamented. 
>Among other things, there were all phases of the moon portrayed on them.
"Wait Luna, what is going on? I'm pretty sure this is your room!" 
>Smiling, she nodded her head.
>"Of course that this is my room and now, yours as well."
>Nope.avi
>You stopped dead in your tracks.
"I'm not going to share a room with you. It won't happen."
>She looked at you confused.
>"Why? I thought that you have nothing aginst sharing a little room with a friend."
>Clever girl.
>She's using your own words against you.
"Nope, I want to have a separate room."
>In this one, you'd have nowhere to run.
>Luna stood before you.
>"This is one of the best rooms in the whole palace, in the whole Equestria. Why would you reject it?!"
>Ffffuuu...
>Okay, if she wants to hear it, she will.
>You balled your hands into fists.
"I want to have a freedom of choice and I'm not a... horsefucker."
>Her pupils shrank dangerously.
>The temperature seemed to drop in the hallway.
>With a corner of your eye, you saw that even normally stoic guards became a little scared.
>In a heartbeat, Luna pinned you to the wall! 
>Both of her front hooves was on your chest.
>"Don't be ridiculous! There's no time to prepare another room. You're sleep deprived and barely standing!"
>Bullshit!
>Instinct or not, you don't give a damn with her caring about you against your will.
>She is trying to rudely manipulate you to share a room and probably the bed with her.
>Time for your favourite line.
"Go fuck yourself Moonbutt."
>Her snout was dangerously close to your head now.
>You felt her warm breath on your face.
>"I thought that this is your responsibility."
>Oh no, she didn't!
>She was smiling at you, as if she just win this battle of wits.
>Ok, that's it!
>Using most of your strength, you pushed her off of yourself.
>The guards didn't liked it one bit.
>Both of them left their posts and start to walk in your direction, spears at the ready.
>Luna turned to them.
>"Stand down and get back to your posts!"
>Reluctantly, they had withdrawn.
>When she turned her head back again, in your direction, you were already at the first steps of the stairs.
"I need a drink and no princess, you're not allowed to join! I'll be back at the place when I damn well please!" 
>She said nothing, so you started to walk away.

>Getting out of the palace wasn't problematic.
>Probably getting back inside, totaly drunk, will be more of a problem, but you don't give a damn.
>You were walking through Canterlot streets in looking for some place, where you can get yourself smashed.
>Your beautiful eyes stumbled upon one promising sign.
>"The drunken mare."
>Alright, you can check it.
>The place was quite lively. 
>P0nes were drinking, conversing and shouting behind the big, round oaken tables.
>There was also a little stage there, with some gray p0ne playing some vivd songs on violin.
>You sat your happy ass down at the bar and ordered a whole bottle of their strongest booze. 
>Not finest.
>You're not here to savour life.
>Rather to mourn it.
>At the end of your first and probably last bottle, you heard some loud shouting from the table to your right.
>"What the buck is that?! You brought me a warm beer!"
>Some red stallion was insulting a mare.
>You asked barmare who was that guy.
>"Oh him, he and his mares come here sometimes to have some fun."
>You raised an eyebrow.
"This doesn't look like fun."
>Her lips turned to grimace.
>"When he's drunk, he gets carried away at times. That guy have a really low standards in treating mares from his herd."
>Asshole truly was giving one of his four mares a hard time about this fucking beer.  
>She was a dark blue pegasus.
>To a degree, she reminded you of a certain someone you knew.
>At some point, fucker pinned her head to the table and poured on her all of his beer.
>What in the actual flying fuck!
>You couldn't stand it any longer.
>You got up from the stool to give this fucktard a lesson.
>Everything started spinning!
>Look at you fucking Gary Stu, you can bearly stand on your legs and you plan to save the world?!
>Search_for_fucks.exe initiated.
>Searching... Searching...
>No fucks found.
>Alright, let's do this Marines!
>Slightly staggering you approached their table.
"Hey dipshit, how about I treat your loser head with a beer?!"
>Wow, you are still able to speak clearly!
>High five!
"Respect your mares, or you end up alone like a fucking amputated finger!"
>Loser was not happy with your glorious advice.
>"Shut up and get the buck away from here, you bald ape!"
>What an ungrateful asshole.
"Make me!"
>He growled loudly.
>"You want to get hurt so badly? Alright, girls show him some good time!"
>All of his mares, besides the wet one, were standing enraged before you now. 
"Woah, if you want to fight, then fight with me yourself like a real man erm.. stallion, you fucking coward!"
>Dumbass just laughed at you.
>"I see you don't understand how herds are working. Even If I wanted to fight you, they would not let me. For as long as they wish to be a part of my herd, their instincts compel them to act in my defense!"
>Dayum!
>Who would like to be with a scumbag like him?!
>Not that you see many free stallions around.
>It must be really tough for a simple mare to find one willing to took her as his herd mate.
>A bright pink pegasus, probably his lead mare shouted at you.
>"Last chance to leave peacefully!"
>You looked at that wet mare.
>She was also glaring daggers at you.
>Well, you can't help someone, who just don't want your help.
>You began to slowly walk away.
>However, your stupid body had a better idea. 
>You staggered dangerously in the red asshole's direction.
>That alone was enough for his herd to attack.
>You were punched in the face, knee and unfortunately balls at the same time.
"Ugh!"
>Fucking hell, better to shield yourself and start to fall back.
>If not, they will beat you to a bloody pulp.
>Throught the commotion you saw that the red fuck got up to hit you also.
>You were not going to be as tolerant to him as to his mares!
>When he came near you enough, you kicked him in the snout.
>Now he can call himself 'the red baron', because of for how long he was flying in the air.
>Your satisfaction didn't last long.
>That splendid attack made you vulnerable.
>You lost your balance.
>One of his mares bucked you in the stomach.
>When you bent down from the pain, the pink pegasus had hit you in the jaw, jumping from below.
>Shoryuken!
>You were thrown on the empty table behind you.
>It toppled to its side under your weight.
>Now you were leaning on it, half sitting, half lying on the dirty floor.
>Where did all this blood came from?
>Oh right, your face.
>You were drunk, sleep deprived, beaten and your consciousness was at the edge of collapsing.
>With misty eyes you saw this red fucker approaching you.
>He was holding a broken bottle, which he picked up from the floor.
>His lead mare stood before him.
>"He had enough, he won't be a bother any longer!"
>He shoved her to the side.
>The music at the bar stopped playing.
>"I will decide if he had enough! That bastard hurt me and I intend to return the favor!"
>Shit, so this is it?
>This is how you're going to die in this fucking talking horses land?

End of chapter 2