Author: BadGrammarFag Pastebin URL: BWJWfj6n.html Date: SEP 20TH, 2015 ------ This story is my contribution for the Strange Waifu Thread. Enjoy. >Day "dying like a bitch" in Equestria. >You are Anonymous. >Currently you're lying in the hospital bed, in one of the many rooms of Canterlot General Hospital. "Man, fuck this uncomfortable mattress..." >Of course you're not a happy camper about it. >How could you be, if you're about to kick the bucket in this magic marshmallow horses land?! >Unless Princess Purple Smart, or any of those p0ne doctors will find how to cure your unhappy human ass, you were done for. >Up till now nothing they came up with was working on you and you felt that your time was running out. >Sighing loudly, you looked at the ceiling. "How did this even happened?" >It was a rhetorical question of course. >After all, you had a front row seat for this particular show. >It all started about a week ago. >It was the end of your first month in 'Questria and Ponko decided to throw you a party because of that. >You couldn't say no to free liquor. >Being properly lubricated you were dancing like a baws, which totally didn't look like you were having an epilepsy attack on the dance floor. >Suddenly, you started to feel very weak and collapsed on your knees. >Everyone was laughing, thinking that this weird alien monkey man just had to much alcohol. >Throwing up blood on the floor, you quickly showed them that this wasn't the case. >Your whole body was in pain and you started to scream, causing panic in the marshmallow horses ranks. >Too_Edgy_For_Me.jpg >Surprisingly enough Fluttershy was the first one by your side, gently lying you on the floor. >Holding your head in her hooves, she was yelling something at Twilight about hospital and some teleportation mumbo-jumbo. >You didn't listen though, because your consciousness decided it will be fun to fuck with you and leave you for a while. >Before you passed out, you saw Ponka's terrified expression. >She was probably thinking she finally crossed the line and managed to kill someone, with one of her crazy parties. >Fucking. Priceless. >When you came to your senses, you were lying in the hospital bed, hooked to some strange medical equipment. >Long story short, you had a nasty, or rather deadly case of magic poisoning. >In this p0ne candyland magic was like air, all around you and everywhere. >When it 'sinks' into a living being it instantly transforms into some kind of a magic energy. >As a being from a 'magicless' dimension, you had no natural means of utilising, or disposing of said energy. >Unknown to you it was slowly building up in your system, destroying you from the inside. >Jesus_Christ_How_Horrifying.png >What was even worse, no one knew how to help you. >When Princess Sunbutt heard that the life of her only 'little' human subject (special edition) was in danger, she acted quickly. >You were immediately transferred to the best hoers hospital in the country. >There, with the help of Purple p0ne, they examined EVERY nook and cranny of your body and tested every known non-magic medicine on you. >All in all, it didn't do shit. >The only thing they truly achived was pumping you full of sadetives and painkillers. >At least this helped you cope with the news from watery-eyed Twilight, that your body was slowly succumbing to the effects of magic poisoning. >When you asked her how much time you have left, she just hugged you. >She quietly promised you, she won't let you perish and stormed of your hospital room the moment after. >You had no strength to shout after her and demand the answer for your question. >You just lied there, looking at nothing in particular, thinking about your life. >It was a fun ride while it lasted. >Nevertheless, you had a big middle finger prepared for any diety out there, who was responsible for throwing your ass here. >You pointed your hand up. "Just you wait, I'm coming to slap your sh-" >You didn't get the chance to finish that. >The door to your room opened and you found yourself in the company of white hoers supreme, Celestia. >"Hello dear Anonymous, how are you feeling today?" >You looked at her with narrowed eyes. >Is dis nigga serious?! "I feel just like I look, Your Highness." >She smiled sheepishly. >"Point taken, please forgive me." >You waved your hand dismissively. "Don't worry, everything's fine. Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, but you know what I mean." >And just like that, her smile was gone. >"Yes, I know. I'm fully aware of your current state and I want to ask you about something very important, which is related to the matter at hoof." >You raised your eyebrow. "Shoot" >"How much would you be willing to sacrifice, in order to save your life? Please think this through, this isn't a simple question." >Rather strange question, but you give it a chance nonetheless. "Well, I wouldn't want to be a living brain in a jar, or something like that, but us humans can sacrifice a lot, in order to survive. Why do you ask?" >She came closer to your bed and put her armored hoof on it. >"Anonymous, we have find a way to save your life, but-" >Before she can finish, you went full Homer Simpson on her. "WOOHOO I'm gonna live, WOOHOO fuck you magic, WOOHOO I'm gonna-" >"Anonymous, please!" >You quickly stopped waving your two middle fingers in the air. >Luckily for you, p0nes don't know the meaning behid those gestures, yet. "Ah, yes, sorry. You were saying?" >She sighed quietly and continued. >"You must understand something, my dear subject. This 'cure' I'm talking about is an extreme solution. Our last resort to save you. Like all things of that magnitude, it comes with a high price. Simply speaking, it can cost you your sanity. On the other hoof, if you're willing to try and survive the 'treatment', this could be the greatest expirience in your whole life." >You blinked a few times. >Sun hoers was speaking in riddles. >Again. >Though, she clearly said it can cost you your sanity. >You may not be the sanest man on this planet, but you never wanted to be pants on head retarded. >Nevertheless, right now you got nothing to lose and everything to gain. "Ok, I'm interested. Tell me about the treatment." >Celestia, looked at you intently. >"Are you sure, Anonymous?" >You waved your hand in the air. "Yes, yes I'm sure. Stop beating around the bush so much, or you'll lose your best princess status, Your Highness." >She smiled for a second there. >Borat_Great_Success.gif >"Alright, your terms are acceptable." >She turned to look at the closed door to your room. >"You can bring her in, everypony!" >You heard some strange squeaking noises and hoof steps outside, on the corridor. >Opening the door with her magic and bearing a big smile on her muzzle, Twilight came to your hospital room. >There was four armored p0nes following behind her. >Almost immediately you recognized them as the members of the night guard. >What was Princess Luna's personal guard doing here without her?! >You quickly forgot to ask that question when you saw two more of them, pushing something in your bed direction. >It was some fuckhuge tank, made out of dimmed glass and covered with something that looked like magic runes. >Also, it was placed on a squeaking cart and for a moment you thought, you noticed some movement inside of it. >When the strange contraption was as close as possible to the left side of your bed, the guards stopped the cart. >After that, they quickly joined their four colleagues, who have already stood around your bed. >As for the Princesses, they took their places on each side of this huge magic tank thingy. >Your eyes were glued to it, like if it was a TV playing the greatest porno flick of all times. >Though, you couldn't see shit through its dimmed walls. >Suddenly, something tapped the glass from the inside. >For a split second you saw a... a tendril(?!) trailing a path along the glassy surface of the tank, to quickly vanish inside a moment after. "What the flying fuck was that?!" >Now you clearly know that there was something there. >Something alive! >Something, you really don't know if you want to meet. >You felt a hoof touching your hand and looked at its owner. >It was Twilight and she was talking to you in a calming manner. >"...ing's gonna be alright Anon. Don't be afraid of her. After all, she's the only one that can help you and by the look of things, you're probably the only one who can help her." >You looked at her dumbfounded and pointed your finger at the tank. "This.. um, it's a... she?!" >Twilight nodded her head, positively answering your question. >You quickly turned to Celestia. "Ok, I'll be talking to you now, because as you can see, Princess Twilight surely lost her mind." >"Hey! I didn-" >You stopped her incoming rant, with your outstretched hand. "Stand down Twigles, I got this!" >Her cheeks puffed and she was visibly annoyed, but Celestia just smiled. >"Calm down, my dear Anonymous. I know you have many questions. For example, I'm sure you're wondering why the members of my sister's night guard are here with us, instead of my own, or who is she." >At that last part she pointed with her hoof at the mysterious tank. >"Soon all will be revealed, but first I think I need to introduce you to somepony." >Her horn started to glow and one of the runes placed on the dimmed glass activated. >It burned brightly for a few seconds, but nothing happened. >Before you had the chance to question anything, tank walls before you became fully transparent. >Now you could clearly see what was inside of it. >And it was... a pony?! >Also, it was definitely a mare, just like Twilight said she was. >She looked similar to that pony supermodel, you saw in the fashion magazines, which Rararara have in her boutique. >Fleur Dis Something, if you remembered correctly. >Nevertheless, her body coloration and mane style was different than Fleur's. >The pony standing before you had a deep blue coat. >Her long, frazzled mane and tail were a little pointy, a bit like RD's, but had a white coloration. >At the first glace she looked perfectly normal, why was she held in this giant aquarium dohickey?! >Also, how was she even breathing?! >There was definitely no way for the air to get inside. >You raised your eyebrows. "Excuse me Princess, but why is she locked in-" >Then you saw it. >A big, unshapely tendril made out of something that looked like thick fluid, emerged right out of her back! >It was the same color as her coat and was coming straight at you. >The "pony" used it to caress the glass a few times right before your eyes, before returning it to her side. >It marged with her body again around the neck, which made you look at her 'face'. >Seeing that she had your undivided attention she smiled deviously. >The smile was a lot wider than any pony could ever dream of achieving, even Ponks, but that wasn't the most disturbing part of it. >What was, was the whole set of razor sharp teeth, which made her look like a freaking hybrid of a pony and a shark. >Still looking at her, you gulped loudly. "What the fuck are you?!" >Such direct. >Much blunt. >She stopped smiling and moved her head sideways, but didn't said anything. >Celestia to the rescue! >"She can't hear us at the moment, Anonymous. To make this possible, I would need to activate the next rune, but I won't do it. First, you need to learn everything about her and how the both of you can help each other." >At that moment, you noticed one more thing about the strange 'pony' before you. >In some places her coat was moving a little, but it wasn't breathing, or muscle movement to adjust one stance. >Little, flowing tendrils was emerging from her body to merge with it once more the moment after. >It looked like if she was constantly repairing/regenerating her body, like if she ceased that she would melt, or some shit. >You looked at the white hoers supreme. "Now I know why she's locked out there. She's some kind of an experiment go bad accident. I mean, look at her she don't even breathe!" >Yep, even dying you're still kind of an ignorant loudmouth, or at least still doing that act. >Shit's so cash. >Cely had none of it though. >"Her name is Prima, Anonymous and she doesn't need the air to live. That of course doesn't make her better, or worse than you and me, just different." >Yeah, tell that to the changelings, Your Princessness. >Of course you didn't say that out loud. >You were dying alright, but being mauled by the enraged sun deity wasn't the best way to- >"Anon, can I have your attention now!" >Wild Twalot appeared! >She used nagging! >It's super effective! >You quickly put your hand to your face. "Of courshe!" >Best immpression of Bane... ever. >Twiggy just rolled her eyes at your antics. >"You asked what kind of a creature Prima is, right?" >You nodded your head. >"Well, Anon, she is one of a kind and from the lack of a better term I would say she is a dangerous parasite, but o-" >You raised up your hand, silencing her. "WHAT?! Twigles, my ears must be damaged, because I just heard you plan to use a dangerous parasite to help me?!" >She smiled mischievously and put a hoof to her muzzle. >"Of courshe!" >... >Touché Book Smart, touché. >Satisfied with owning your sick ass, Twilight continued. >"Now, if you didn't interrupted me, you would already know that Prima here is dangerous only to every living being from this planet, which you are certainly not." >Who else but Anon?! >With a cringe on your face from your bad inside joke, you turned your attention to Prima once more. >The mentioned parasitic p0ne lost her interest in you and was now lying on her stomach, her legs curled beneath her. >Her eyes were closed and her expression was neutral. >F-fucking cute. >If it wasn't for an occasional movement of her mane and a tendril emerging here and there, you could be fooled she was a normal p0ne. "And why exactly she isn't dangerous for me?" >Twilight eagerly rubbed her hooves together. >Now you fucked up! >There was this trademark gleam in her eyes, which promised you at least a couple of hours long lecture about Prima. >Only_the_dead_can_know_peace_from_this_evil.png >You're gonna die from boredom and then you're gonna die for real! >Celestia to the rescue (ver.2.0)! >"Twilight if I may suggest something. I'm sorry if I upset you, but please make haste with your explanations. I know just how much you like to share your knowledge with everypony, but time is of the essence here." >Disappointed Purple Princess is disappointed. >"Y-yes, you're right Prin... I mean, Celestia." >Meanwhile Prima decided to lick her lips, somehow knowing that you are looking at her, despite her closed eyes. >Once again you saw her fangs, but this time something else caught your attention. >Her tongue. >It was long and oval, looking like some red, slimy serpent. >There was only one word on your mind at the moment. "Motherfucker!" >"Anonymous, focus!" "Erm, sorry Twi, please continue." >She cleared her throat. >"Ekhem, yes, so answering your question Prima won't be dangerous to you, because in order to live, she needs to absorb magic energy from a living being. When she "bonds" with somepony, she consumes their magic until there's nothing left." >You didn't want to know the answer, but you asked anyway. "What happens to someone who, you know, have been sucked dry of all of his magic energy?" >Twilight had a sad expression on her muzzle for a moment there. >"Anon, nopony be it a Griffon, Minotaur, or anypony else can live without magic energy. We need it as much as you need the air to be alive." >Bummer. >"Luckily Prima never managed to... kill anypony, before we captured her. Also, in your case you don't need to worry about it. If you agree to it, your 'future relations' with her can be only described as a mutualistic symbiosis, not parasitic. You need each other to live." >So, she's some kind of a symbiote p0ne, who can't live for long without a host? "What about this whole residual magic all around us. The one, which is poisoning me. Can't she eat it?" >Twilight shook her head. >"No, she can't. Magic doesn't change into energy inside of her body. You see Anon, just like you, she's not exactly a 'natural occurrence' in this world." "Huh? She's an alien, or something?" >This time it was Celestia, who answered you. >"Not at all, my dear Anonymous. She is, like you aptly described, a failed experiment, created by a brilliant madpony mage obsessed with taking over Equestria." >Well, ain't that some shit! >Also, all the flavours of your WUT?! >"She was the first one of her kind, hence her name, Prima. Fortunately we managed to uncover his plot against the crown and stopped his mad experiments, before anymore of her kind was created." "Hey, did you kicked his sorry flank from here to Tartarus for playing god like that?" >She shook her head. >"We didn't get a chance. When the joined forces of solar and night guard broke into his laboratory, he cast a self destruction spell. He took the whole establishment and its secrets along with him to his grave." >Celstia looked at Prima. >"The only 'things' that we managed to recover from there, were mage's body, some burnt notes with informations about Prima and of course her." >As if somehow hearing her name, mentioned symbiote p0ne opened her eyes and stand up. >She started to stretch lewdly, leaving only a little to your imagination. >Mama Anon raised no perverted deviant, but it surely didn't helped she had a body of a p0ne supermodel. >Especially when you were surrounded only by them p0nes for a month now, with no human women in sight. >Damn it all, a man have his needs, but you were no horsefucker! >...yet. >You heard a stifled gasp to your right. >Succeeding in taking your eyes off of Prima, you looked at Twilight curiously. >Her snout was red like a tomato. >"S-such boldness... i-in front of a royalty, no less!" >You chuckled. "Kek Purples you're such a virgin sometimes." >She became even more flustered. >"M-me not having a s-special somepony doesn't have a-anything to do with... I-I mean ha-having a special somepony doesn't necessarily mean that you are d-doing things with... I-I mean... Gah!" >You heard a giggle to your left. >Celestia was trying her best to keep a straight face, seeing Twilight's behavior, but was failing miserably. >Oh_you!.meme >Luckily for Twigles, Prima lost her interest in being a weapon of mass embarrassment. >She sat her symbiote ass on the tank floor and was looking at you all with a slightly cocked head. >Sun hoers took it as a sign to continue from where she stopped. >"As you might have already guessed, Prima's 'feeding habits' were not her only 'skill', which supposed to help this rogue mage in taking over Equestria. In short, she has the ability to greatly enhance her host's various capabilities, even adding some of her own to the mix." >Hey, that doesn't sound too bad! >"Of course she can also take over full control of her host's body. That basicly makes him, or her a puppet in her hooves, before she will devour all of the magic power inside one's body. Leaving only an empty husk in her wake, at the end of the process." >Feck, guess you were wrong. >There's always some hidden catch in everything in your life. >Always. "So let me get this straight. You want me to 'bond' with this symbiote pony in order to heal me. Of course that will make me, like you yourself said, a puppet on a string for her, with no free will of my own. Guess what!? I don't like it!" >Triggered Anonymous is triggered. >"No, you won't be her puppet Anon. Me and Celestia developed a spell, which will prevent her from taking over your body. Unless you yourself agree to it, she won't be able to control your actions." >You looked at her, like if she just ate Spike and said he tasted like chicken. "Really Twigles, a spell? A foking MAGIC spell?! Let me remind you, magic is killing me, like right at this moment. I'm about to kick the bucked from magic overdose and you decided to cast a spell on me?!" >Son_I_am_disappoint.png >You felt Celestia armored hoof on your shoulder. >"Calm down, Anonymous. If you agree, you will be perfectly safe with Prima taking most of the magic power from your body on the daily basis. One small spell won't change a thing." >You quickly pressed the L and R buttons, to evade the subject of pumping you with more magic. "Ok, but are you 100% sure she won't attack any of us, when you release her from this tank thingy?" >Celestia pointed at one of the guards beside your bed. >"That's why my sister's personal guards are with us here. We came to learn that Prima's 'body' is very vulnerable to the intense sonic waves. Highly trained bat ponies form my sister's retinue can generate so called 'sonic shriek', which can greatly aid us in containing her once more." >As if on cue, one of the bat p0nes looked at Prima. >When their eyes met, she bared her teeth and hissed at him. >Like a fuckin, wild animal! >What in the name of Gabe Newell tits have you got yourself into?! >Sunbutt just smiled warmly. >"Listen Anonymous, I don't think Prima will attack any of us. Until yesterday, the only thing we learned straight from her was her name. However that changed previous morning, when she told us she's dying from hunger. Me and Twilight worked all night on the spell she told you about, to make your 'cooperation' possible. She needs you, as much as you need her. Please make your decision wise." >Decisions, decisions. >Man, you hated those! >suddenly a strong coughing fit caught you and you coverd your mouth with your hand. >When you were done, you saw blood droplets on your hand. >It was official, you had no fucks to give anymore. "Alright Twilight, Celestia where do I sign?" >Twilight clapped her hooves excitedly. >"Wonderful Anon! I knew you wouldn't turn your back on her and just decide to wait until we find some other solution for your illness!" >She probably didn't saw the blood on your palm. >You curled it into a fist and slowly hid it beneath your blanket. >'A good and caring person and a friend' >That's how you wanted her think about you. >Instead of 'desperate person, who thinks only about his own well being'. >Well, you are from time to time a self-centered ignorant, but really, who isn't. >Before got into a philosophical debate about yourself in your mind, Celestia decided to speak. >"If you are sure about your decision Anonymous, I will activate the next rune. Prima will be able to hear us, and if she deems it appropriate, also join our conversation." >You didn't think this could be a problem. >If you understood correctly, Prima wasn't the most talkative symbiote pony in the world. >After all, until today she only told them two things about herself, or anything else really. >Though, on the other hand, her nonverbal behavior could indicate something quite different. >Noticing that Celestia was still waiting for your confirmation, you nodded your head. >She turned her attention to the tank and her horn started glowing. >The mentioned rune began to burn with magic. >Without taking her eyes off it, she spoke to you once more. >"I'm really glad you decided to try this "treatment', my little human. Not only it will ease your suffering, but also save the life of another, living being." >She closed her eyes and lowered her head, as if in shame. >"To tell you the truth, I don't know if I could find the strength in me to release Prima, even at the most evil creature. Simply watching her sucking the life out of it, knowing that soon the whole process would need to be repeated again and again." >The rune became fully activated, right after she ended her little confession. >Nice timing Celly. >Sun hoers lifted her head and spoke to Prima. >"You are able to hear us now and if you wish, speak freely, but remember one thing. Any signs of hostility will not be tolerated. Do we understood each other, Prima?" >Symbiote p0ne looked at your lying form and licked her muzzle. >"I'm hungry..." >Her voice was a little scratchy, but quite melodic at the same time. >Also, if that wasn't hostile you're an easter bunny. >Celestia had none of it. >"Let me make myself clear, being rude and obnoxious also won't earn you any positive points." >Prima growled annoyed, apparently not intimidated by Celestia's hard gaze. >Nevertheless, she didn't added anything to her previous statement, about you being a tasty treat for her. >Still a little scared by that, you had to admit that the symbiote pony before you, had some serious balls on board. >After all, Cely could rain shit and thunder on her parade on a whim. >Prima wasn't affected by this and stood her ground, proudly pushing her little symbiote pony chest forward. >Looking closely at her display, you noticed her tendrils created something similar to a chest fluff there. >C-cute. >Switching your attention to Celestia, you saw she was also presenting what mother nature adorned her chest with. >And boy, she wasn't fucking around in that department. >If this was some crazy boobs size contest, Cely would surely win. >After silently scoring Prima's and Sunbutt's chest tufts, you took a quick glance at Twilight's assets. >Press F to Pay Respects. >"I-I'm sorry, Twi." >She quickly looked where you were looking. >"W-what do y-you mean?!" >She scooped what she had there in her hooves. >"I-It's not s-small, its f-fun sized!" >Yeah, keep telling yourself that, Twigles. >A loud burst of laughter invadeed your ears. >To your surprise it wasn't coming from Celestia, or one of the guards. >Prima was laughing her symbiote ass off, pointing with her hoof at you. >"YOU, I'm impressed by your courage!" >Hey, you did it! >You just made this whole situation a little bit less stressful! >Also, earned yourself some respect points in the eyes of your future 'partner' in healing. >However, you couldn't take your eyes off of Prima's laughing snout. >Her teeth was on full display now and they looked even more intimidating than before. >She quickly saw your distress and changed her laugh into a wide grin. >Like, unnaturally wide. >"Oh, don't be afraid. I only bite those, which I like." >You couldn't help to wonder what she meant by that. >Was she referring to a little love bites, like a couple of excited lovers would sometimes share? >Or, rather a fully strong bites, like when eating something tasty, when very hungry? >Judging from her first comment about you, it was probably the latter and 'like' was just a short of 'like the taste of'. "Y-yeah, I get it..." >Still a little red-muzzled Twilight, wasn't amused as well. >"Prima! You will treat my friend with utmost respect! Unless, of course you want to destroy your chances to satisfy your hunger." >You smiled in her direction. "Thanks Twi. It's nice to know you're on my side." >Purples looked like she wanted to say something, but Prima was faster. >"HA! So, she's your friend, eh?! I take back what I said. There's nothing dangerous in joking at your friends expense, or so I heard. Never had one, in the first place to check this." >Now you wanted to say something, but was the slower one. >"You NEVER had a friend!?" >Twilight muzzle was glued to the tank wall. >For a moment Prima was looking at her, like if she was some kind of an algae eater fish, who wanted to eat her. >Then, her gaze hardened. >"Why would I need one for?! I'm basically a weapon, powered by the life force of my host. In most cases I won't have enough time to know his name, before he perish, so why should I care?" >Twilight smiled like a madmare, disturbing Prima even more. >"Yes, that would be most tiresome, right?! Making an effort to befriend somepony, just to watch him wither and die and couldn't do anything about it!?" >Prima nodded her head. >She was visibly disturbed that Purple Smart was agreeing with her logic. >Bearing a big, happy smile, no less. >Twilight pointed her hoof at you. >"Well, that won't be a problem any more! You see, you can absorb as much of Anonymous magic energy as you want and he won't die. Even more, he will feel better if you do just that!" >Prima looked at you wide-eyed. >Her tongue almost escaped the confines of her mouth again. >"R-realy?!" >Twilight was a head-knocker toy now. >"Yes! Also, before you ask. No, Anon don't need any magic power, to move, speak or anything else. He's a great friend material for you!" >Hey, don't you have a say in the matter!? >You tried to say something, but Twigles was on a roll. >"Oh, and you'll start your frendship with him, by taking care of him! Nurturing him to full health, just like a good friends do for each other!" >Guess her title as the Princess Of Friendship wasn't a coincidence. >She saw friendship potential in everything and everywhere. >Prima's reaction to her words, was most unexpected. >Her pupils shrinked. >she caressed the tank wall facing you, with a large tendril that emerged from her white mane. >"I... I never had a chance of... of taking care o-of anything. It was always capture, use, abandon the leftovers." >Creepy as fuck. >Also, you're not some sick puppy, she can put on her lap and- "AARGH!" >Your stomach exploded with pain! >Gritting your teeth, you rolled on your side and clutched it tightly. >Again, you were surprised by Prima's behavior. >She launched herself forward, almost breaking the glass. >"W-What is going on with him?! Why is he in pain?!" >Did... did you heard a hint of worry in her voice?! >You felt something soft and warm draped over you. >Looking up, you saw Celestia was putting one of her wings on your back. >"He is suffering greatly from the magic power poisoning his body." >Symbiote p0ne expression changed into a frown. >"Don't you treat me like if I was some kind of a silly-filly. There's no creature in this world, which would be affected like that, by its own's body magic power." >Celestia looked at you and sighed. >"That's the thing. He's not from this world." >Prima gasped loudly. >"Wooow so he's some freaky, bald, alien monkey from another dimension!" >Heh, funny hearing that from a failed magic experiment. >She started to twirling her hoof in the air, pointing at the whole room at once. >"So, that's why you're keeping him in this laboratory of some sorts and conduct experiments on him to-" >Twilight didn't let her finish that thought. >"NO! WE ARE NOT EXPE-" >She in turn was silenced by Celestia's extended armored hoof. >"You are wrong Prima. This is a hospital, a facility created to help those in need. We're nothing like your former master, who had a very loose sense of ethics and no compassion. In truth, we are trying our hardest to save Anonymous life and from the look of things, we don't have much time left." >Prima nodded her head confused. >Man, she must have had a hell of a life till now. >Celestia looked at you, a visible worry in her eyes. >"Anonymous, I know you have already suffered enough, but we must proceed with the next stage of our plan to help you." >Guess it was time for this accursed spell that was supposed to protect you from Prima's control. >"Are you ready?" >Still in pain, you closed your eyes. "D-do it f-fa-Celestia." >Her horn started to glow once more and she put it to your forehead. "Gah!" >Blood came out from your nose and you almost blacked out from the sheer magic power behind the spell. >Though 'colorful', your reaction wasn't the most 'eye catching' one at the moment. >Prima went full retard the moment she saw your blood. >She started thrashing violently inside her tank. >She was also screaming loudly at everyone. >"LIARS! You LIED to me! You're going to destroy us here!" >Twilight didn't wait to see whether the tank withstand symbiote's panicked fit. >She pointed her horn at her and casted some powerful spell. >Prima, who was hit with it, collapsed on the tank floor. >Nevertheless, she immediately started getting up, on shaking hooves and tendrils. >"W-what was... that?" >Twilight quickly explain her actions. >"For starters, it was to calm you down. Secondly, this was our last fail-safe spell, before we let you get out of this tank." >Prima narrowed her eyes dangerously. >"What did you do to me, pony?" >Twigles looked at you. >"We have no assurance that when you bond with Anon, you won't escape from him the moment we take our eyes off of you, to bond with somepony else. Now, until Anon lives, he will be the only one you can bond with and 'acquire' the magic energy from." >You expected another outburst from the symbiote p0ne, or at least an angry retort. >Nothing like that happened. >Prima's expression was suspiciously neutral. >M-maybe she didn't plan on leaving you like that and was alright with it?! >W-why are you getting excited all of a s-sudden?! >She i-is a pony like creature a-and they are adorable t-to watch, b-but nothing else is ther- >Celestia interrupted your train of thought. >"Anonymous, please get comfortable in your bed." >Grunting a little, you did just that. "Ok, now what?" >She looked at Prima. >"Now, brace yourself, my dear subject." >She started to activate the last rune. >Except her and Prima, everyone in the room tensed visibly. >Even stoic night guards looked nervously at the tank thingy. >Suddenly, the top cover of it opened, without making a sound. >You could cut the tension with a knife at the moment. >Prima smiled at you broadly. >"Finally!" >In a blink of an eye, she jumped out from the tank at you! >Her razor sharp teeth bared and her tendrils extended in your direction! >Your fight or flight response kicked in and you quickly grabbed your pillow. >You never got any chance in hitting Prima with it, though. >She was hovering mid air, caught in the golden magic aura. >"W..What the buck!?" >Of course, she wasn't jumping from joy about it. >Cely didn't cared. >"It won't play like that, Prima. Anonymous isn't some hayburger and you aren't some wild, mindless animal. You will bond with him in as most civilised manner as possible. Understood?" >You almost shouted 'Praise the sun!' out loud. >Right now you were weaker than a paralyzed fruit fly on a wheelchair. >If Prima decided to get rough with you, there was simply no way for you, to defend yourself. >Let it be known that you platonically love that white alicorn, for watching after your sorry ass like that! >The mentioned symbiote p0ne was annoyed, but compiled to Celestia's wishes. >"Yeah, I understand. I will be... GENTLE with him." >The way she pronounced 'gentle' send a shiver down your spine. >However Cely was satisfied with her answer and started to lower her on you. >She delicately put her on her belly, on your chest. >You quickly noticed that although she was a little bigger than Twilight, she was pretty light. >Like if she was empty inside, or something. >You didn't have much time to ponder this, though. >Prima slowly lowered her head. >She touched her nose with yours and smiled mischievously. >"Why hello there handsome, come here often?" >You felt her little tendrils tickling your skin delicately. >The feeling wasn't so bad actually, but you still gulped loudly. >After all, at that moment she could easily bite your face of with those sharp chompers of hers. >You decided it would be best to stop looking at her imposing teeth. >You needed to find something less... frightening in her looks, to ease your nervousness. >Your gaze was attracted to her ears. >She was constantly flicking them back and forth, like an alert cat. >It was cute and funny in its own fashion. >You knew her eyes were on you, so she was probably trying to detect any threat that could come from any direction now. >Almost immediately, she noticed your interest with her ears. >Her smile widened to unnatural size, once more. >You stopped feeling the tickling sensation on your nose, as she slowly cocked her head on the side. >"Come on, touch them. It's so evident that it hurts to look at." >You raised your hand slowly, but hesitated at the last moment. >She rolled her eyes and chuckled. >"Oh, don't be like that. We can know each other a little, before the bonding." >You thought, she was like, mortally hungry and whatever she needed to do to you, to feed, she would do it quick. >Some of her 'mane hair' grabbed your hand and put it on one of her ears. >"See that wasn't so bad." >In spite of yourself you started to scratch her ear with gusto. >She pressed her head harder to your hand and a few more of her hairs wrapped themselves around it. >"Mmmmm, you sure know how to show the mare a good time." >Her teasing tone wasn't lost on you, but you simply didn't care anymore. >Maybe it was because you considerably calmed down, or maybe because you were on the verge of your consciousness. >You hear something shift in front of you. >With a corner of your eye you saw Twilight was watching you intently. >She had a visabibly blush on her cheeks and was moving one of her own ears frantically. >Guess, she was also an ear scratches enthusiast. >Not letting go of your hand, Prima turned her head to look at you with both of her eyes. >"Grab my hoof." >She lifted one of her front hooves up. >Emboldened with your previous successes, you grabbed it firmly with your other hand. >Then her 'fur' started shifting and changing under the pressure of your fingers. >Her hoof began... melting and enveloping your hand. >Prima lowered her head once more, but this time touched your neck with her snout. >You felt her hot breath on your skin. >"It may sting a little at the beginning, but don't worry, I won't hurt you." >As if on cue, you felt something puncturing your skin at the both of your hands. >Before you said anything, the pain vanished and you felt a strange, crawling sensation right under your skin. >For a moment there was that one song playing in your head, but quickly disappeared. >You closed your eyes. >Prima gently licked your neck. >"Don't worry it's almost over." >After that she delicately bit your skin and you experienced something new. >A cold, soothing wave ran up and down your spine from where Prima had bitten you. >It was almost like taking a nice, relaxing shower in a hot day at- >You felt darkness overtaking you and you finally lost your consciousness. >... >...... >You woke up to the sounds of a muffled conversation. >Your head was spinning and your mind was a little hazy. >You decided that opening your eyes would do you no good, just yet. >Though you didn't do it, you almost immediately noticed that there was something wrong with you. >You felt strange. >You felt... shapeless and at the same time pretty solid? >Most of all, there was a smell of something burning in the air. >The sounds of the conversation was getting louder and more clear. >"...guy was bucked in the head! He literally destroyed everything!" >You heard hoof steps approaching you. >"Yeah, you can say that again! Bless Celestia that everypony managed to escape in time and nopony was badly injured during that explosion." >You slowly opened your eyes. >There was something blocking your view. >After a quick inspection, you noticed that it was a pile of rubble. >Mostly broken bricks, a couple of burned, shattered planks and such. >Also, you were lying on your side, surrounded by some colorful glass splinters and burned, ancient-looking books. >What the... what was going on?! >Once more, you heard a male voice. >It was coming from behind that pile of rubble in front of you. >"Well, nopony except that madpony, I hope!" >A second voice, this time female-sounding one answerd him. >"I wouldn't mind kicking his flank form here to-" >A solar guard mare came from behind the rubble pile and noticed you. >"Hey! There's somepony lying there!" >You saw a second guard, this time a stallion, that was running in your direction. >"Yes, I see! It's a mare and she looks badly injured!" >Wut?! >A mare?! >For the last month here you were called many things, but no one ever made a mistake about your gender! >"Look out, Shield! She may be dangerous!" >He thought otherwise. >"She couldn't hurt me, even if she wanted. I'm going to help her!" >When he was near, you lifted your front hoof in his direction. >He- >Wait! >Hoof?! >You looked at it quickly. >It was badly burned, but you noticed that the fur on it was deep blue and it was... moving. "Please... Help me..." >This voice! >You knew this voice! >It was weak, but it definitely belonged to Prima! >Leaning over you, the guard grabbed your hoof with his own. >"Of course, miss! Can you stand up?" >You slowly shifted your pony(?!) body on the ground and grasped his head with your second hoof. >"Miss, what are you doing?!" >You smiled broadly. >His pupils shrank to pin-pricks, when he saw your teeth. "I'm feeding!" >He started to scream, but you didn't care and pounce at him with all your might! >...! >Your eyes opened wide and you gasped loudly! >You were looking at an unfamiliar ceiling above you. >Slowly, without moving your head, you raised your hands to your face. >Yes, they were hands! >You wiggled your fingers and shit at the beginning, just to make sure they were the real deal. >You touched your cheeks and nose a few times. >Yep, they were real too! >You sighed, relaxed by the familiar feeling of your own skin. "Uuuf!" >Looks like it was all just some nightmare. >Though, what a dream it was! >It was so... so lucid, like a memory, or something. >Was this one of Prima memories? >Are you going to keep seeing those now?! >Can she see yours too, now that she's bonded with you? >More importantly, what is this room, you're in?! >Before you got the chance to look around, you felt something stir on your chest. >"So, you finally woke up." >It was Prima. >She was sitting on your chest, her legs curled beneath her. >Her big eyes were looking at- >Correction! >Your chest was naked and she wasn't sitting on it! >Her legs were... melted with your bare skin! >she was literally merged with your chest and stomach! >Moreover, she was bonded with you by a whole bunch of small, deep blue tendrils. >It looked like as if they were coming out of your skin pores and connected the lower parts of her 'body' with you. >Mainly what was visible of her legs and abdomen. >Even some of the longer strands of her white hair were just 'disappearing' inside of your flesh. >All in all, it was a bizarre and disturbing sight. >Especially for someone who just woke up from a nightmare. >Hence your sophisticated and gentenmanly reaction. "What in the actual FUCK?!" >Prima smiled widely. >"It's nice to see you too, Anon." >You were now in your 'Dr. Watson mode'. "What, why, how?!" >Though she exactly knew why your jimmies entered a new era of rustling, she wasn't helpful. >Still 'drying' her fangs in a big grin, she cocked her head slightly. >"Hmm? I don't understand you. Please, be more precise." >You took a deep breath to calm yourself a little. >Slowly letting the air out of your lungs, you carefully pointed your finger at the place, where her abdomen was 'welded' to you. "Y-you, me, this!" >She looked at the place, you pointed at. >"Oooh! So this is what concerns you so much. Don't worry about it, everything's fine!" >You were affraid to move, so you just raised your eyebrows. "Fine?! W-what do you mean by 'fine'? This... this isn't something you can see in everyday life." >Prima wasn't amused, by what you just said. >Her smile vanished and she rolled her eyes. >"What did you expect, eh? What part of the word 'bonding' you don't understand? We share one body now, Anon. Your body." >You didn't want something, or rather someone, who was connected to your guts getting angry. >You delicately lifted your hands in a calming manner. "No, I get it. As weird as it sounds, I understand that you can come and go out of my body as you please. It's just..." >She moved her head closer to your face. >"Yyyes?" >She still looked a little upset, but you decided to continue. "Well... w-what if someone pulled you out, or you just fell out of me on the floor? I'm afraid that when that happens, you will involuntarily take a good chunk of my flesh, along with you on the ride." >You smiled innocently, if only just to show her your intentions were pure. >You learned that trick from Flutters, some time before your hospitalization. >Prima narrowed her eyes and her lips started to uncover her sharp teeth. >Your face expression quickly returned to its previous, concerned state. >She laid her ears flat and her lips uncovered most of her pearly whites. >Howlie fack, you're going to know what it feels like to have your nose bitten off! >Suddenly, Prima tilted her head back and burst out laughing. >Doing that, she began to shake hard enough to make your whole body move. >Lying on a now creaking bed, you nervously grabbed her withers, with both of your hands. >You were still freaked out about her accidentally pulling your guts out. "Prima, please stop this!" >Gradually she stopped laughing and looked at you with amusement. >"Anon, you're so silly! There's no way something like this happened. There's only one power in this world that can force me to separate myslef from you, without my consent." >She leaned closer and whispered quietly. >"Luckily those who wield it are not in this room, with us." >Then it hit you, like a ton of bricks. >Your eyes started to frantically wander around. >Except you and Prima there was completely no one in this cozy looking room. >Where were the princesses and the gurads?! >Why did they leave you without any protection against her, in a room you didn't recognised?! >Prima must have noticed your growing confusion. >She nuzzled your nose playfully with her own. >"Oh, don't worry. You're perfectly safe with me here! Do you know where we are?" >You just shook your head. >"We're in the castle. After you 'fallen asleep' that purple alicorn friend of yours decided to move you here. She said that it will be better for you to sleep through the night in a normal bed, or something like that." >Y-you were asleep for that long?! >Well, this would explain why it was so bright in the room. >It was probably morning already. >Prima continued speaking. >"Also, if you still feel uncertian about yours truly, there's two of that damned, noisy bat-guards just outside the door. Their hearing is exceptionally good, so please try and don't scream too loud." >She leaned a bit closer to your face. >"If you do that, they would surely think I'm hurting you in some way. They would barge in here and start making this afoul sounds, to subdue me and take away from you. We wouldn't want that now, do we?" >Her eyes bored into yours, so you had no time to really think about this. "Y-yes?" >You felt a funny tingling sensation on your chest. >Looking there, you saw that Prima shifted a little and 'emerged' the rest of one of her front hooves from your skin. >It looked like if she just effortlessly unglued it, from its surface. >Little tendrils, which previously protruded from your chest, quickly formed the 'missing' part of her hoof. >Fur and all that. >She quickly booped you with it. >You had no chance to escape! >"Good answer, Anon!" >Guess she was satisfied with your reply, but why was she so determined to abuse your nose so much? >First with her muzzle and then with her hoof. >Also, no one boops the self proclaimed 'boop master' and gets away with it! >Without thinking much, you shoot your index finger in her snout direction! >Before she had any time to react, you [spoiler]booped[/spoiler] the crap out of her nose! >You probably just signed your own death warrant, but seeing the mother of all muzzle scrunches on her, assured you that it was worth it. >You can die happy now. >Prima just wiggled her nose for a moment and then licked it with her long tongue. >She was visibly unconcerned with your mighty attack. >You arched your eybrow. >However, before you started to think about her boop immunity, your attention was attracted by something else. >Mainly the torn remains of your hospital gown, lying on the floor, beside the bed. >Those looked like if someone chewed them for a while, before tearing them apart. >At least your family jewels were covered by the blanket. "Say Prima, why am I naked and why are my clothes lying on the floor, completely destroyed?" >Prima's ears perked up at the word 'destroyed'. >She smiled mischievously. >"I did it. You don't need to thank me, it was a pleasure. After all, that piece of rag was getting my way." >Wut? >You don't even... "Hey! It doesn't work like this with humans. We don't prance around butt naked, like you ponies do! I need my clothes, period." >Prima put her head in the cape of your neck. >"Well, I think we can work something out." >Her 'fur' tickled you furiously. >In spite of yourself you chuckled quietly. >"Mmmm, I love sensitive stallions. Please, observe." >In a blink of an eye she 'melted' into your flesh, disappearing completely beneath your skin surface. >You were not surprised. >After what you saw in this crazy, magic horseland till now, you lost that ability. >Suddenly, a shitload of small tendrils erupted from your body! >In a blink of an eye, those formed a dark blue version of your hospital gown on you. >Well, that was... convenient. >You heard Prima's voice inside of your head. >~"Oh, one more thing!"~ >Then, just like that the 'fabric' of your clothes changed its color to white. >You tried talking inside of your own mind. ~"Are you some kind of a chameleon?!"~ >You heard her giggle in the back of your head. >~"I have many talents, Anon. However, now isn't the time to get to know each other better. Now is the time for revenge!"~ >Your eyes widened and you shouted out loud. "R-revenge?!" >Prima wasn't happy with your reaction. >~"Be quiet! Don't tell me you don't want to take revenge on those who locked you in that hospital room?! That damned princess made you bleed!"~ >You were having none of it. "No! She was helping me! Didn't she told you that already?!" >Prima stood her ground. >~"Like hay she did! I'm sure she also put me inside that damned glass tank prison, to help me! They were experimenting on the both of us, they still do!"~ >Nope.avi >You gritted your teeth. "I.Won't.Hurt.Them." >~"Well, so it looks like you won't have a choice in that matter. Look at your hands."~ >You quickly raised your hands to do it. >Almost immediately you felt a familiar tingling all over your body. >Except your face, a milion tendrills coated your handsome, mortal form in something that looked like a deep blue skin. >It looked like it was made from bulletproof kevlar, or something like that. >Though, that didn't made your pupils shrink. >What did, was a fuckhuge claws, which formed where your fingers were before. >You wiggled those a little. >They looked mighty sharp and sturdy... and dangerous. >Prima was pleased with herself. >~"Alright! We're ready. Let's go!"~ >You shifted your gaze at your legs. >If the spell that Celestia casted on you was worth anything, she won't be able to control you and force you to get out of the bed. >... >..... >Seeing than nothing was happening, you moved your toes to see if you still were the only 'ruler' of your body. >Yep, they were moving. >You almost tasted Prima's growing frustration. >~"What is going on?! Why can't I control your body?! WHY?!"~ >Great. >Now you remembered that neither Cely, or Purple Smart told her anything about this spell. >She just freaked out then, thinking that Celestia hurt you. "Listen, Prima. The spell that Princess casted on me, was designed to prevent you from taking over my body. You will never control me, because of it." >Unexpectedly her head emerged from your chest and turned to you. >"WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE!" >You wanted to tell her more, but the door to your room exploded with motion! >Just like Prima have said earlier, two night guards barged in the room. >Probably her shouting made them believe, you were in danger. >They quickly took places on each side of the bed, ready to act. >Their eyes widened a little, when they saw how you looked. >Claws, armored skin, symbiote pony head protruding out of your chest and all that. >Not a preety picture. >Prima wasn't helpful in making it look better. >She hissed loudly at one of them and disappeared inside your abdomen the moment after. >Smiling nervously you turned to the armored bat p0nes. "I-I can explain!" >The one on your right spoke to the one on your left. >"Get the Princess here, ASAP!" >Flapping his leathery wings, he quickly flew out of your room. >The other guard just stood there, watching you closely. >Prima started to shout inside of your head. >~"Now's our chance! There's only one of them! We can take him down!"~ >You closed your eyes. ~"No, for the last time no, Prima!"~ >You heard her growl of discontent. >It's now or never. ~"Prima, I understand that you're upset with them ponies, especially with Celestia. Believe me though, that she told you the truth. She definitely isn't like your former creator. The only thing she have truly ever done to you, was saving your life! Also, she found you a perfect host, can't you see that?! Now, calm the fuck down and show that you're not some rabid animal, which knows no gratitude and just acts on its stupid instincts! Don't you want a fresh start in your already fucked up life?!"~ >Yeah, that will show her! >... >Silence. >... >You started to sweat a little there. >... >~"GAH! ALRIGHT! I won't hurt anypony, but I won't be all buddy-buddy with them, because you said so! Remember that!"~ >You let yourself smile. ~"Fine. Now, can you please turn into that night gown again, or something? Looking like living weapon won't help us, like at all."~ >She huffed loudly, but listened to your request. >You felt the familiar tingling sensation on your skin and in a blink of an eye you were dressed, as you asked for. >Opening your eyes, you looked at the night guard. >Seeing that you didn't looked like a killing machine anymore, he visibly relaxed. >You sighed loudly. >It was good to know that despite her turbulent past, Prima could listen to reason. >Especially that the other guard returned with none other than Princess of Friendship with him. >Who was smiling like a little filly. >You could already feel the oncoming headache. >You covered yourself with the blanket and waved your hand at Twiggles. "Welcome my princess and savior." >Her snout scrunched in a displeased manner. >It seems, that being called a princess by her friends wasn't something she wanted. >You shrugged your shoulders. "What? I really meant that 'saviour' part." >Twilight just rolled her eyes. >You heard a quiet giggle at the back of your head. >~"I really like her annoyed look. You should bow before her next time."~ >You thanked to whatever deity was watching right now. >It was good to know that Prima wasn't angry at you, or the whole world around you. >Back in your world there were girls who would stop speaking to you, because of the more trivial matters than denying them their 'righteous' revenge. >Also, something else caught your attention. >Being all melted and stuff inside of your body, Prima somehow saw Twilight's expression. >How did she do that?! >Was she connected to your eyes in some strange way? >Or, maybe it was one of those "it's magic, I don't need to explain shit" moments? >Before you had time to ask her that, Twilight approached your bed. >"Good morning Anon, how are you feeling?" >For a moment, you stopped thinking about the troublesome symbiote pony. >you focused on yourself. >Comparing to how you felt yesterday, you must say that you felt quite alright. >Actually, seeing that you were no longer hooked to all them sad plastic bags with sedatives and painkillers inside, you felt amazing. >Almoust as good as in your first days, in this pastel p0ne universe. >Still lying on the bed, you smiled warmly. "You know what, I feel magnificent. I don't feel tiered, or in pain. You realy did it, Twilight. You saved my sorry monkey butt and I'm forever gratefull. Thank you, I owe you big time for this." >When she heard you, a little, rosy blush bloomed on her cheeks. >"O-oh don't worry about it. I-It was my duty, to do everything to help you. Not only as a princess, but also as your good friend. Well, especially because of the second one." >Before you were thrown in here, you never thought you'd be friends with royalty. >More over, with someone as important as a princess. >Yeah, shit was so cash. >As always Twilight continued her little argumentation. >"Also, I'm not the only one who helped you. Princess Celestia was the first one who suggested your unusual treatment and worked hard with me to make it possible. Oh, and don't forget about all those doctors and nurses working in Canterlot General and of course about..." >She quickly looked around. >"... about Prima herself? Anon, where is she a-and why is your hospital gown lying on the floor, all torn up?" >There was a hint of fear in her voice. >She was probably afraid that Prima ran away from you, destroying your clothes in the process. >You can't let her freak out, you had too much of that already. >With a swift move of your wrist, you uncovered your upper body. "Easy Twi, everything's fine." >Twilight's expression became confused, when she saw that you were wearing an 'intact version' of your hospital gown. >Didn't she knew that Prima could imitate clothing like that? >Maybe that part of those notes about her burned completely, or something. >You gulped involuntarily. >Wonder what else is still unknown about her, or her abbilieties. >Also, how much it will cost your newley healed ass, when those become known. >You felt a p0ne hoof tugging at your clothes. >Of course it was Twilight, curious about the hospital gown. >"Strange, I didn't know you had a spare. It's also a rare Minotaur sized one. Did one of the nurses gave it to you, when I wasn't around?" >Suddenly, a fairly large tendril emerged from the piece of the fabric Twilight was examining. >Making the guards tense for a moment, it smacked her hoof away. >You heard Prima's voice outside of your head. >"Stop it! At least buy me some flowers first, before you try and fondle me like that!" >Twilight quickly jumped back, disturbed as all hell. >You didn't blamed her though. >You too would have been freaked out by a marshmallow pony head sticking out from a man's chest, shouting at you. >"I.. erm... um.. what?!" >Yep, we have a lift-off. >Twilight sanity had left the premises. >You were against it. "Prima! Why did do this?! If you really want to be shouted to death by those guards so much, then please get away from me first. I like my eardrums just the way they are at the moment." >She looked at you, not amused by your superior reasoning. >"What do you want from me?! She was examining me like if I was some bucking lab rat. I have enough of that for a life time. Thank you very much." >You just narrowed your eyes, but didn't say anything. >As her fame prescribed her, Twiggles quickly came to her senses. >"I-I'm sorry for doing this to you! I didn't' know it was you, Prima. I swear. Please, forgive me." >Wow Twalot, have you also been taking lessons from Fluttershy. >Mentioned symbiote p0ne cocked her on the side. >"Weeell alright, but don't do it again. Next time, if you, or somepony else try to do something like that, without warning me somehow first, I'll bite your hoo-" >You immediately pressed her snout to yourself, shutting her up. >Fuck those big ass teeth and your fingers! >Prima was literally going to threaten one of the princesses! >In the presence of the very annoyed guards, no less. >Luckily, they didn't do anything and Twilight was too absorbed in watching the unusual sight before her, to care about her threats. >You looked at her with a stupid smile. "She said it's alright, nothing more nothing less. Also, please for the love of everything that's not crazy in this horse land, don't do it again!" >Maximum Purple slowly nodded her head. >Then, you felt something warm and wet and also soft on your hand. >Looking that way, you saw that Prima's long tongue escaped her mouth and wrapped itself around your fingers. >It was coating your hand with a fair amount of fresh p0ne saliva. >You quickly let her snout go and started to shake your hand vigorously, sprinkling everything around you with it. "Bleah!" >With the corner of your eye, you saw that some of this vile, warm mucus landed in Twiggles mane. >[spoiler]She didn't noticed.[/spoiler] >Bearing a mischievous smile, Prima decided that being only a talking head was getting boring. >She more or less emerged all of her p0ne body from yours. >She was 'lying' on her belly, on your chest and stomach. >In some way, it was similar to the first time you saw her, when you woke up this morning. >Twilight was beside the both of you in a heartbeat. >She was staring closely at the place, where Prima's body was connected with yours. >"Amazing! It looks like your body merged with Anon's on a cellular level!" >As if she forgot who was she was talking to, Twiggles started bombarding Prima with questions. >"Can you feel what he feels? Taste, smell, touch and such? Can you leave his body whenever you want? How is this 'bonding' even possible? How are you..." >Prima blinked a few times and slowly put one of her front hooves on Twilight's muzzle. >Then she looked at you, with a straight face... um snout? >"I don't like where this is going. I thought I made myself clear about this whole 'let's see how she works inside' affair, didn't I?" >Face meet palm. >You growled, annoyed with their behavior. "Listen girls, I'm gonna say it as politely as I can, at the moment. Both of you must chill.The.Fuck.Out, if you don't want me locked up in a mental ward." >You pointed your finger at Twilight. "You. I thought you have at least some based knowledge about Prima, from all them madpony's notes. So please, stop with the prodding, questions and all that sciency stuff, at least for now. K?" >Still having her mouth shut by Prima's hoof, she nodded her head. >Next, you turned your attention at the symbiote p0ne. >To your surprise, she looked mostly amused with your actions. "Now you. First, get that symbiote limb of yours off of her, before the guards will decide to do it for you. Second, pull the stick out of your ass. Not every one out there is your enemy, or wants to dissect you at the first possible moment. Learn to tell the difference." >Doing what you asked, Prima laid on your chest, batting her eyelashes at you. >"Of course! How could I ever oppose such a strong and smart stallion." >Yeah, it looks like she didn't have a single fuck to give about your sound advice. >At least she wasn't triggered anymore. >Though, Twilight kept her attempts in changeing that quickly. >"Alright, I'll try not to ask you any more personal questions Prima. However tell me, it was you, who destroyed Anon's original hospital gown, yes?" >Symbiote p0ne on your chest nodded her head. >"Yes, it was me and before you ask, it was getting in my way." >Twilight raised an eyebrow. >"How so?" >Prima scratched her lower jaw with her hoof, lost in thought for a moment there. >"Hmm, this is a personal question, but I let it slide this time. You see any clothing, especially a tight fitted one, is obscuring my freedom in resurfacing my body higher than the level of the skin, or fur. It isn't impossible of course, but it's still troublesome for me." >Purple Wonder looked at you. >"I understand, but Anon said that his kind wear clothes all the time. I can assume that he'll be feeling at least a little insecure in public, without them." >Suddenly a portion of your hospital gown, located on your chest, disappeared beneath your skin. >Prima laid her head on your now naked chest and started to draw circles around one of your nipples. >"Oh, don't you worry about it. I'll be his clothes now." >She said it as lewdly as possible. >Even Twiggles ears were on fire now. >"R-right. O.. o-one last question, before I go." >She looked at you, who was occupied with stopping Prima's hoof movement. >The feeling was... alright, b-but you were not into that kind of stuff with a marshmallow, talking pony. >"A-Anon do you feel well enough to leave this room and join me and princess Celestia for breakfast?" >Now that was an excellent question. >Because of your sorry state, you were living only on liquid food, administered straight into your veins for over a week now. >You'd give your left testicle to eat something normal for once. "Sure, I think there won't be any problems with that." >She smiled and started to leave your room. >"Great! I'll wait for you there. When you're ready, ask one of the gurds and he'll lead you to the dining area." >Before she managed to open the door you spoke to her once more. "Can the guards wait outside? I appreciate their efforts in protecting me, but don't feel particularly well, being watched all the time." >She looked at the guards. >"Alright. Let's go everypony." >Reluctantly, they followed her outside, closing the door behind them. >You switched your attention to Prima. "You know, you could at least answer some of her questions about you. Whether you like it or not, she was the one who help in saving your symbiote hide." >She hummed quietly, before answering you. >"Mmmm, nah. A mare's gotta have her secrets." >Why you weren't surprised. "I guess, but can you at least answer me this. Are you capable of leaving my body for a while?" >Her ears flickered and she cocked her head a little. >"Why do you want to know this? Are bored with my company already?" "No, but you must surely know that I need to shower and all that?" >"Yes." "And that to do those things, I need to be alone in the bathroom?" >"No." >Okay, just stay calm. "Prima, please. I need my privacy when I celebrate the 'three S' ritual." >She smiled widely. >"Why? I know EVERYthing about your body already. You got nothing to hide from me." >You guessed it long ago, but still. "Listen, taking a shit with someone watching me, or talking to me in my mind, isn't an experience I wish to live through!" >In a blink of an eye she firmly grabbed your face, with both of her hooves. >"Alright, but listen to me closely. If you decide to run away from me, I will find you and it won't be a happy reunion. Far from it." >F-fucking tsundere wannabe, symbiote pone. >She leaned closer to you. >"One more thing. You want to make this quick. You are still full of excess magic energy. Right now I keep it at bay, but who knows what'll happen when I leave your body." >Before you could say anything, she let your face go and emerged fully from your upper body. >Then, without further delay, she hopped on the floor, waiting for you to get up. >Unsteadily, you did just that. >You quickly covered your 100% all-beef thermometer with your hands. >Seeing that, Prima whistled loudly. >Feeling like a meat on a display, you scanned the room, looking for at least some briefs. >You found those lying folded on top of your suit, which Rarity made for you some time ago. >Yes, that will do nicely. >However Prima got other plans, regarding your suit. >Faster than your eyes could follow, she snatched it in her hooves. >"No! Bad Anonymous, bad! I meant what I said about clothes getting in my way." >You gritted your teeth and extended one of your hands in her direction. "Prima, give it back. I need those." >She shook her head. >"Not gonna happen." >She opened her snout, ready to tear your suit to pieces, with her razor sharp teeth. >Not thinking much, you threw yourself at her. "No!" >She jumped aside, burying her fangs in your trusty suit. >Luckily, when she moved, your briefs fell on the floor and you managed to grab them and quickly put them on. >Standing up, you turned to Prima, who was spitting out what was left of your suit. "I'll make you an offer. I won't be wearing clothes, besides the briefs and maybe some shoes. I need those to feel comfortable, if you someday decide it will be funny to leave me butt naked, at the middle of the street. Okay?" >You heard a low growl coming out of her. >"Just go to the bathroom already. You don't have much time." >Guess, you won't hear a better confirmation from her. >Not wasting any more of your breath on Prima, you went to the bathroom. >Unfortunately, it didn't go as well as you wanted. >When you came out of the shower, you began to feel very tired. >You managed to put on your briefs again, before your head started spinning. >As if that weren't enough your muscles exploded with pain. >Of course this quickly found yourself lying on the bathroom floor. "Ugh... P-Prim... Prima..." >Fighting through pain, you closed your eyes. "Prima!" >You heard hoof steps outside the door. >"Anon?! What's wrong?!" >The door handle started to move, but the damned door didn't moved. >Oh right, you forgot you closed those from the inside, before doing anything. >Man, fuck that insecurity of yours. >You gonna die becouse of it now. >The door handle stopped moving. >Maybe Prima went for some help from the guards outside. >... >Yeah and you're secretly Batman. >Suddenly, you heard a weird noise coming up from the door. >Opening your eyes, you saw a shit-ton of dark blue tendrils, squeezing through the gap, between the door and the floor. >Those quickly shoot in your direction, enveloping you whole. >Gradually, the pain and tiredness subsided. >~"You're an idiot, you know. I told you, you must hurry."~ >Prima's voice in your head was calm and warm, as if she didn't truly meant what she just said. >Standing up, you sighed loudly. ~"Sorry. I'll listen to you next time."~ >You looked at yourself in the mirror. >Except briefs, you were naked. >No surprise there. ~"Hey, can you do something about how I look? I can't go outside, wearing only those."~ >Like the last time, a shitload of small tendrils erupted from your skin. >Before you know it, you were wearing a suit. >It looked almost the same as the one Prima just 'ate'. >You combed your hair with your fingers. "Dayum, looking good there, Anon" >Yep, you were sometimes like that. >~"Thank you. Now, can we please go and have this whole breakfast done with?"~ >Apparently Prima didn't share your enthusiasm, associated with your appearance. >You quickly went out the door to your room and asked one of the guards to lead you where Twilight was. >During the first few minutes of your walk there, you bumped into something that whined when you hit it. >Looking down, you almoust immiedietly recognised a pony you collided with. >Oh shit, oh fuck, oh damn! >It was none other than Prince Blue Balls, who was busy massaging his horn at the moment. >Not in that meaning, you pervert. >You didn't spend much time in his company, but you hated that little shit. "Sorry, gotta go now, bye." >You tried to walk away, but he didn't let you. >He shoved his front hoof in your stomach, stopping you rudely. >"And where do you think you're going, you dirty, monkey peasant!" >He started nudging you with that damned appendage of his. >"You attacked me! A prince! Guards take this simpleton to the dangeo- What is this!" >Your pupils shranked, when you saw a couple of tendrils coming out of your suit, firmly holding his hoof in place. >"W-Wha.. Let me go, you worthless monkey!" >You heard Prima talking to you, inside of your head. >~"I don't like him. I'm gonna break his hoof now."~ >She said it in a calm and informative manner, as if she just told you the sky was blue. >Holy, fokin shit. >Your little trip just got 'interesting'. >Of course, Prince Blue Balls here need to be thought a lesson, about treating others with respect, but not like this. >He 'just' called you names, dammit! >Crushing his hoof to a bloody paste was a little too much. >After something like this, he will surely become crippled, for the rest of his life. >You were sure that the night guard, who was with you, had the same opinion on the subject. >For now he was looking at you, with an unreadable expression. >Though, it was clear that if Prima would really hurt this royal fuck nugget, he'll have something to say about it. >Like, very, very loud. >You heard a quiet groan escaping Blue Balls mouth. >He was on his 'knees' already, desperately trying to free his limb from the tendrils firm grip. >Prima must have increased the pressure on his hoof. >This whole unexpected meeting was going south preety fast. >Blueblood looked at the guard, who was observing you. >"D-don't stand there like an imbecile! Help your prince, you incompetent fool!" >The guard narrowed his eyes, but didn't even moved. >Guess, he'll take action only if things turn really bad. >Also, you think that the night guard takes orders only from Princess Luna and those, who she personally found worthy to do so. >Mr.Waste Of Pony Flesh here wasn't a member of this elite club. >With a corner of your eye, you saw that another two tendrils emerged from your suit. >Those two grabbed his hoof a little higher than the previous ones. >You didn't know if Prima had enough power to snap his bones like twigs, but you didn't intend to find out. >Focused, you tried to reason with her, with your 'inside voice'. ~"Stop it, Prima! I told you already that no one here is your enemy! This douchebag included!"~ >You practically felt her anger as a physical force. >~"NO! He won't treat like trash and insult anypony, who he thinks is an inferior being and get away with it! I want him to suffer!"~ >Ain't that some shit. ~"What about the night guard?! He will tear you a new one, as soon as Blue Balls start screaming from pain!"~ >She calmed down a little, but only to prove that she wasn't listening to any reason. >~"Oh, don't worry about him. One guard won't be a problem, if you'll cooperate with me. Now watch and learn how to teach somepony respect an-"~ >You had to act quickly. ~"Don't do it, please! Why are you acting so irrational, all of a sudden?!"~ >There must be something beneath all that rage. >Something you can use. >Think Anon, think! >... ~"You... You just told me he thinks others are 'inferior beings' to him, right? That's a... a very interesting choice of words, I must say."~ >Miraculously, you got her attention. >~"What do you mean by that? Be precise!"~ >You were grasping at straws there, but decided you got nothing to lose. ~"Um... I know little about your past, but I think that this fucked in the head creator of yours, was the same as Blueblood. Always thinking himself better than others and you were just a tool for him. A weapon he can use and discard after. Something inferior than even a normal, living, breathing pony and during his experiments on you, he didn't let you forget that. Am I right?"~ >Please, oh please let it be true. >...... >... >~"S-shut up!"~ >That's a bingo. >Fuck yeah, your diploma in psychology will be probably waiting for you at home in Ponyville. ~"Listen, 'his grace' here is a pain in the ass, but he's not entirely a lost cause, like your old 'master'. What would you say, if he apologized for what he said? Would you let him go and forget about your crazy vendetta?"~ >At first, she didn't said anything. >You decided that if you won't like her answer, you're going to kick Blue Balls as hard as you can. >Maybe then, when he'll be collapsing on the floor, Prima would lost her grip on him. >It was a fucked up plan B, but a plan B nevertheless. >Better to have a missing tooth, than a missing limb, amirite? >~"Weelll... alright, but he better make it quick. I'm getting restless here."~ >Luckily, Prima started to listen to reason. >Again. >You looked at Blueblood, who was trying to concentrate enough to use his magic, at the moment. >As expected, Prima didn't let him, squeezing his flesh once more and eliciting a groan from him. >Fuck, you had to make that little shit apologise to you, before the guard decide enough is enough. >You knew there was no way to do this in civilised manner. >If you'd simply ask him to, he would probably insult you even more, condemning himself to a life without his front hoof. >The mentioned prince failed once more in using his magic and turned his attention at you. >"Let me go! This is your last warning, you-" >Nobody said you can't bulshit him into apologising to you. >With the speed of a wild cat from Kenya, you grabbed his head in your hands, instantly silencing him. "I can't, man! This suit is enchanted and beyond my control! It already ate three ponies, on my way here!" >His eyes became larger than his ego. >"Wh-Wha.. t-three... Three ponies?!" >You furiously nodded your head. "Yes! I was on my way to Princess Celestia, to do something with it, but it attacks anyone who tries to insult me! There is only one way to make it stop!" >He grabbed you with his second limb. >"W-what is it, spill it! I think, it's trying to devour me already!" >You raised your eyebrow and looked at his hoof. >Yep, there was even more tendrills on it now, which looked as if a big ass, liquid snake was trying to eat it. >You knew it was impossible. >Probably Prima was having too much fun with your innocent story, if her giggling in your head was any indication. "Alright, alright! You must apologise, for what you said, man! Only then it will let you go!" >His expression turned sour in a heartbeat. >"WHAT! H-HOW DARE YO-" >You quickly silenced him with your hand on his muzzle. "Three ponies, you poor bastard! Three! I understand you want to join them, yes?!" >There was a mix of panic and fear in his eyes once again. >"N-no..." >He took a big breath. >"I... I-I a... a-apologise to you, A-Anonymous. M-my behavior was r-rude and u... unnecessarily brutish." >Prima didn't let him go. >He was gritting his teeth like a millstone, probably thinking you lied to him. >You pointed with your finger at the night guard. "What about him, your grace." >His pupils shrink and he was shaking all over, but managed to bow a little before the guard. >"Y-yes. I-it was very... d-disrespectful of me to question your c-competence as a guard, S-Sir. P... please a-accept my apology." >Bat pone just nodded his head. >You felt a familiar tingling sensation and saw that all of the tendrils that was on Blue Balls hoof, merged back into your suit. >He quickly took it away from you and started inspecting it closely for any damage. >Probably thinking his pristine fur got dirty, or some shit, his expression hardened. >He slowly looked at you. >There was fury and fire in his eyes. >Before he managed to prove that the learning part of his brain was retarded, you started shouting at him. "Run dammit, run! Before it will change it's mind and gobble you up like a hayburger! Run, you fool!" >Tfw Gandalf intensifies. >Poor bastard started to run, but before you lost sight of him you heard him screaming. >"You'll pay me for this monkey! One day you'll pay, you'll see!" >Yeah, yeah whatever. >Prima heard that too. >~"Hey, let's chase him for a while! It will be fun, I promise!"~ >Nope, thank you very much. >You had seen enough of Blueblood losing his shit for a life time. >You just simply turned to the guard bat p0ne. "Well, um... can we go now, please." >He started to walk beside you and for the first time that day you, heard him talk. >"Well played, but let me warn you. If it was any other pony than him, this whole incident would look entirely different. Make sure that this 'partner' of yours behave, or else." >He didn't said anything more. >He didn't have to. >You gulped loudly and quietly followed him through the castle. >Hopefully there won't be any more unexpected meetings along the way. >One could dream, right? >Surprisingly, the rest of your trip was uneventful. >Monotonous even. >There was no crazy foreign dignitaries, who thought you were some kind of a wild, exotic beast from Celestia's collection. >No overzelous bodyguards, who should really take a chill pill, when you're around. >Instead of drawing out their weapons, at the first sight of your humble persona. >No army of changelings, dragons or other misunderstood faggots, attacking the castle. >No chicken shit servants, afraid you're going to eat them, as soon as the opportunity arise. >Though, those were few and far between. >Before talking with you, most of the ponies took you for a young, bald Minotaur and they weren't scared of those. >Especially, there was NO stuck-up noble p0nes, on your way to the dining area. >Bastards should really take a dose of their own shit. >You were particularly fond of lack of Blue Balls kin in your sight. >Mainly because you just experienced their wonderful impact on Prima's sanity. >Talking about symbiote p0ne, she was awfully quiet after her little episode back there. >Concentrating on your inside voice, you spoke to her. ~"Erm... Prima, are you alright?"~ >You were still not accustomed to talking like that, so you couldn't know if she have even heard you. >~"Ooooh, my host is caring about my wellbeing. That's a first!"~ >Luckily, she had and it also looked like she was back to her 'old' smug self. ~"For starters, I'm not your host, but your um... partner, or something. Secondly yes, yes I want to know how are you feeling?"~ >~"Well, I'm as good as somepony, who was given a meal after a few weaks of starving. Why do you ask?"~ >It will never be easy with her, ain't it? ~"Because I saw how mad and irrational you've become, when we bumped into Mr. Douchebag back there."~ >You heard her sigh in the back of your head. >How the flying fuck did she do that without having a proper lungs, or mouth was beyond you. >~"Anon, I mean it, when I promised you that I'll try to take it easy, but things like that... they can happen. Understand that I wasn't your avarage, happy go lucky mare in the past. I was a living weapon and a deadly parasite, still kinda am."~ >Guess it will take some time for her to truly change. >At least she still can listen to reason in the darkest of her moments. >Well, kind of. >Also, her statement reminded you about something. ~"Alright, I understand. Speaking about your past, I had the wierdest of dreams. I was... you. I attacked one of the solar guards, who was speaking with the other, about your former creator. Shit was crazy, let me tell you."~ >Prima chuckled loudly. >~"It wasn't a dream, it was a vision from the past, my inexperienced, alien monkey-boy."~ >You decided to ignore that little jab of hers. ~"Really?! Well, what I saw wasn't exactly pretty. Can I ask you how did it end for you and that guard you 'possessed'?"~ >You knew she didn't kill anyone, but was still curious about what happened there. >~"Heh, it isn't some breath taking story, that's for sure. I simply took over his body and beat the crap out of six, maybe seven other guards, who was there. It was all fun and games, until those damned bat ponies discovered they can hurt me, with that loud combat shriek of theirs. I was already weakened by the explosion. I had no chance of winning against so many and ended up in that magic glass prison, you first saw me in. See, not a funny story."~ >S-seven?! >Starved and probably hurt, she beat the living daylight out of seven highly trained, armored guards?! >Holy shit, you better not think about this, or your head will explode. >You have to change the subject of this talk. ~"Y-yeah, you're right. Say, can I ask you how is it possible that you can see, hear and all that, when you're um... my clothes?"~ >You turned right, walking behind the night guard and almost fell down the stairs. >You must remember to watch out for your surroundings when you're speaking with Prima in your mind. >~"I don't know. I just can. Surely, you also don't know how your body works exactly. Especially your brain, which is mostly responsible for everything you feel, or who you are."~ >Dayum son, you can't beat that logic. >Maybe you could, if you were some kind of a neurologist, or something. >Unfortunately, the closest you ever got to being a real doctor, was playing 'Dr. Mario' on your Wii, back on Earth. >Suddenly, you heard the guard speaking. >"We're here. Don't cause any troubles now." >You were really tempted to show him the finger, but before you could to do that, Prima spoke to you again. >~"Hey, one last thing. T-thanks for asking about my wellbeing. You're quite sweet for a bald, Minotaur freak."~ >The pot calling the kettle black, eh? ~"Don't sweat it, you crazy, liquid marshmallow horse. Remember, we're in this together."~ >You just heard her chuckling quietly in response. >Happy that there was no 'accidental casualties' on your way there, you walked into the dining area. >There, at what you would call the main table, were sitting two of the three main rulers of this cartoon-land. >You approached them without further delay and greeted them. >Princess Celestia was the first, who spoke up. >"Ah, good morning, my dear Anonymous. I must say, I'm really happy to see you in such a good health already." >You came up to her and gently ruffled her rainbow mane, being extra careful to not knock her crown off of her head. >Oh yis, the only human in Equestria privileges, bitches! >Also, she never protested, when you were doing something like this and you just loved the 'I just shat my pants' expressions of everyone else around. "You know as well as me, that it's mostly all thanks to you. You amazing 'pegahorn' you! I don't know if ever find a way to repay you for this!" >She giggled quite audible. >"Oh, you’re giving me too much credit, Anonymous. Twilight was also there for you and we're alicorns, not pegahorns. As for this whole 'repaying me' nonsense, please don't. It was my duty and a pleasure to help you." >She pointed with her hoof, on an empty chair beside her. >"Come now, sit with me and Twilight and let us indulge in this delicious meal together." >Doing what she asked, you eyed what was on the table itself. >There was a crapload of various food on it. >It looked more like a royal feast than a simple breakfast. >You even saw some dishes inedible for ponies. >Probably hearing that you'll join them, Celestia asked the kitchen staff to prepare them for you. >"I hope everything's to your liking, my dear Anonymous. I wish for your first solid meal, after being released from the hospital, to be as satisfactory as possible." >Looking at her, you silently mouthed the words 'I love you'. >Her smile only widen. >Though most of the food looks delicious, your eyes stopped at the empty plate, with some crumbs on it. >It was on the other side of the table, next to Twilight, with a cold cup of tea beside it. >The mentioned purple p0ne saw, what you were looking at. >"Oh, it was Luna's plate. You just missed her, Anon." >Celestia nodded her head. >"Yes, my sister went to sleep, but before she left, she asked us to tell you something." >You were all ears. >During your short stay in the Canterlot castle before, you talked little with the night hoers. >However, you knew she was an alright princess and always meant well for her subjects. >"She said she's very pleased with your quick recovery and wish you the best of luck in avoiding hospital beds in the future." >Funny, really funny... >Celestia looked deeply into your eyes. >"Also, she said that you shouldn't be afraid to fight the darkness in somepony else's heart, Anonymous. Be strong and supportive. You'll find that for some, it's worth more than you can possibly imagine. Even, if they themselves don't know it yet." >You blinked a few times. >Now that was some edgy shit, right there. >Though, who else but Luna would know something about darkness in one's heart and how that 'one' would feel. >Of course, you knew exactly who's heart she had in mind and you knew what you said before. >'We're in this together.' >Maybe you didn't know Prima to well and maybe you never intended to become some retarded white knight, but you knew one thing. >Sentenced to her company or not, you were better than her creator and you'll never let her feel like some life support tool and nothing else. >Well, at least as long as her shenanigans won't get you a nice, cozy room in some loony bin. >You saw that both of the princesses, were carefully watching your reaction on Luna's words. >You cleared your throat. "Erm, yeah, alright. Tell Luna thanks for her kind words and advice. I'll try to do what she asks as best as I can." >Prima was on it in a hearth beat. >~"Oh my! What did I ever do, to deserve such a charming knight in shining armor! I must truly be some poor mare in distress! Save me, Sir Anon, save my little, innocent heart!"~ >Then she started to laugh like if she just heard the best joke in her life. >Crap, you forgot she was listening. >She wasn't an idiot and also knew what Luna was talking about. >Now she won't let you forget that, won't she? ~"Just don't choke yourself out there."~ >Prima became even louder. >Feck, guess she truly don't need any air to live. >Twilight leaned in your direction. >"Please remember that if you'll need any help, you can always count on your friends Anon." >Magic of friendship is strong in this one. >Ignoring Prima's laughing, you nodded. "Thanks Twi, I'll keep that in mind." >After that touching beginning of your breakfast, you just shoot the shit for a while with the purple and white duo. >How you felt, what happened during last week in Canterlot, some interesting trivia from your world. >Stuff like that. >Luckily, there was no live commentary from Prima, while you were stuffing your face with food and talking. >At least not until you reached for a ripe tomato. >~"Excuse me, what are you doing?"~ >Damn, that earth p0nes knew a thing or two about farming. >This vegetable looked fucking A+ delicious. ~"I'm eating, Prima. Can't you tell?"~ >Without waiting for her answer, you tried to put the tomato in your mouth. >Surprisingly, you found yourself unable to do that. >There was a 'barrier' made of something, which looked like Prima's tendrils, set between your lips. >It was effectively preventing you from eating anything at the moment. >To say that you were not happy about it, would have been an understatement. ~"What the actual fuck! Do you have some kind of a malfunction, or something, you crazy symbiote p0ne?!"~ >In the corner of your vision, you saw that Twilight's pupils began to shrank at your sight. >You must have looked like a fucking freak with your mouth 'melted' like that. >Prima started shouting in your head. >~"Shut up, Anon! I'm saving you from another hospital visit, you bucking moron! You're trying to eat a tomato, Trotstein!"~ >Your eyebrows raised. >Just like Celestia's. >Unable to speak, you quickly showed them with your hand gestures that they shouldn't worry about you yet and turned to Prima. ~"So?! Why can't I eat that tomato?!"~ >You heard her growl in annoyance. >~"Are you serious?! This is a pure poison! It must have been brought here by mistake! Probably the kitchen stuff thought that this holier-than-thou, white alicorn wonder will dine with some foregin dignitaries, from the other side of the world, who can eat those!"~ >>(Really, tomatoes are poisonous to equines irl. For the sake of the story, let's pretend it's the same for everyone's favourite magic, marshmallow horses.) >Tomatoes are poisonous?! >You never heard about it before. ~"Bullshit, Prima! I can eat a shit tone of those and the worst that can happen to me, is diarrhea!"~ >She uttered an irritated sound. >~"Yeah?! So maybe you ask about it those two, living 'tomes of knowledge' with wings and horns before you?!"~ >You gritted your teeth, sort of. ~"Well, maybe I could if I was able to speak!"~ >~"Alright, do it!"~ >Damn, she was triggered. >You felt that her tendrils returned to whenever they should be in your skin and you were free to talk once more. >Without any further ado, you turned to Twiggles. >She was still looking at you, as if you had grew another head. >Which wasn't impossible with Prima, mind you. "Quick question Twi! Are tomatoes poisonous in this crazy dimension?" >Twilight have stuttered out her answer as fast as she could. >"U-Um.. D-Depends wh-who you're a-asking. I-It's poisonous for ponies, b-but..." >She closed her eyes, took a big breath and extended on of her front hooves. >When she released the air, she looked a lot calmer. >"...but there are some other races in this world that can eat tomatoes, without any problems. I remembered that you told me, you're like them and suggested to the kitchen staff to bring those on the table. Outside of the Castle they are really hard to find, so I thought those would be a treat for you." >So that's how it is. >Feck, you owe 'somepony' an apology. >You slowly put the tomato back from where you took it from. "Yeah, you're right. Thanks for that and sorry, but I won't be eating those. I just learned that someone becomes very upset, when I try to do this." >You looked from Twilight to Celestia and raised your hand. "Please give me a moment." >You closed your eyes. ~"Listen Prima, erm... I'm not good with this stuff, sooo I'm just going to say that I'm sorry for doubting your good intentions. I know now that you tried to protect me from something, you thought was dangerous for me. I shouldn't have jumped at you like that, calling you crazy and all that. Please, forgive me."~ >There was a pregnant silence in your head for a moment. >~"Well at least you're sorry for what you did, not like my former 'company' ever was... Aaaalright, I forgive you. Next time, shut up and listen to me."~ >You felt like if a weight was lifted from your heart. >It was good to know, you won't be walking around, merged with someone who is fucking MAD at you. >~"Keep in mind though that I forgive you, but I won't forget your behavior. You thought I was just bucking with you, for some stupid laughs. There'll be a time, when I'll do something exactly like this. That'll teach you the difference between serious me and amused me. To tell you the truth, I can't wait for an occasion to do this."~ >Well, shit. >You thought the happy thoughts too quickly. >Truthfully, you were expecting something like this from her. >Or, something in the lines of 'N-not that I c-care about you, b-baka!'. >Guess her tsundere level isn't as high as you initially thought. >You slowly opened your eyes and sighed. "Okay, everything's fine now." >Celestia turned to you. >"Tell us, what happened, Anonymous? I must say that was an unusual sight, even for me." "Prima thought that tomatoes are poisonous for me. What you saw was her way of stopping me from eating one." >Celestia was smiling again. >Dayum son, that alicorn was one happy camper. >"So that's why you asked Twilight that question, hmm." >She nodded her head in your direction. >"That was a very commendable behavior. Thank you Prima. I'm sure that Anonymous will be safe with you, as you with him." >Prima had none of that. >~"Tell that royal jailer, I'm not speaking with her."~ >Ugh, from a responsible person to a fucking child in a blink of an eye. >You smiled silly. "S-She says it fine and thanks you for your prise." >You sensed disturbance in the force. >~"Soon Anonymous, soon."~ >You gulped loudly and turn your attention to Twiggles. >She was happily clapping her hooves together. >"That was amazing, Anon! I didn't know you'll be such good friends, in such a short time!" >Before you had a chance to respond to that bold statement, she scratched her lower jaw, with her hoof. >"Speaking about friends. I think you should see the girls, now that your life isn't in danger anymore. I think that Rarity is visiting her new boutique in Canterlot today. We should go see her after we eat." "Huh, Rarara have a boutique in Canterlot?!" >Twiggles waved her hoof in the air. >"Oh, you know how she is about clothes and fashion. She wish to share her passion with everypony else." >You heard a mischievous laugh in your head. >~"Sooo this friend of yours likes clothes and made you that bitter suit, you tried to wear? I can feel that this will be a fun visit, my dear Anonymous."~ >... >No, it won't be. >Not with someone who can turn herself into any type of clothing out there and who knows what else. >Not with someone who throws hissy fits, because of trivial things related to fashion. >Not with you wearing only some lousy briefs. >No, not at all. > >You are Prima. >Or, symbiote pone, as Anon likes to call you sometimes. >However, he always forgets to add 'magnificent' in front of it. >You don't care about it too much, though. >As you said to him before, you came into existence as a living weapon, which is also a deadly parasite, at the same time. >You're used to a lot less polite forms of addressing you. >Screaming in horror at your sight mostly. >Surprisingly Anon's first reaction was better than the most, when he learned first-hoof about your existence. >'What the fuck are you?!' >Ah, the most basic of questions when dealing with you. >Of course, you couldn't hear him then, but you know how to read lips. >The only one, who could truly answer his question was that bucked in the head monster, who created you. >Fortunately, he was 'unavailable' at the moment. >To tell the truth, not even you know everything about yourself and especially not those royal pain in the flank alicorns. >You 'saw' that they told Anon about those notes, recovered from the rubble of your old home. >Even if they managed to decipher all of those, which was unlikely, they weren't in possession of all the knowledge about you. >For example, in what purpose that madpony have created you. >That, he kept only for himself, or so he said. >Alicorn wonders just falsely assumed, you're some kind of a 'parsite-weapon' prototype, created before the mass production of your kind. >They were wrong. >So bucking wrong. >Maybe someday your former, main goal of existence will be revealed, who knows. >However, for the moment it was good to know they didn't know much about you. >Considering you have a new set of goals in life for yourself and all that. >Some 'darker' and some 'brighter' ones. >One of those was teaching Anonymous a little respect and faith in you. >You don't want him to oppose you, when you try to get him out of some dangerous situation. >After all, his good health ensures yours and vice versa. >Also, you kind of want to get back at him for his behavior during the 'tomato incident'. >Of course, you don't intend to hurt him in any way. >Just have a laugh, or two on his and his so called friends expense. >Apart from the obvious, he was already too precious for you, to really try and harm him. >... >Wow mare, get your head out of that mushy stuff! >Of course you teased him some, but it was just that, teasing. >He's just been so good of a host for you, till now. >It was a short time, but he was way better than all of your former hosts. >All at once. >You definitely don't f-fancy him, or something. >... >Alright, you need to stop thinking about this! >You're a strong and independent living weapon um... mare, who needs no stallion to take care of her! >Soon everypony will learn you're not somepony to be trifled with! >Just like that bucking prince, Anon bumped into before. >For now though, you need to calm down. >Anon is trying to reach you with his inside voice, for quite some time now. >Can't a mare have a little peace and quiet in this place? >~Prima, answer me dammit! I know you're still in there somewhere!"~ >Eventually, you can check what he wants. ~"Alright, alright. What do you want?!"~ >You heard him sigh in fake annoyance. >~"Finally! Were you sleeping, or something?!" >Somepony's grumpy. ~"Or, maybe I was busy planning yours and everypony else's demise!"~ >Commence evil laugh number three. >That should tame his attitude towards you a little. >~"Yyyeah, let's go with that. Listen, did you hear what Twilight just said about you?"~ >Horse apples, he's getting better at ignoring your attempts at- >Wait a minute! ~"What that prissy, little princess of yours, wants from me?!"~ >Anon growled audibly. >~"Can you stop with that already? I know that you don't want to be all buddy-buddy with them, but there's also no need to be so hostile towards her and Celestia. They always try to have everyone's best interest in mind you know."~ >Like hay they do! ~"So please tell me, what would she like to help me with? Huh?"~ >He scratched his neck and gulped quietly. >Call it a hunch, but you instantly knew that you won't like, what he was about to tell you. >~"Weeell... you see, almost no one knows that you exist. Twilight thinks it's a good thing for now, so she asked you to conceal yourself, as a normal suit for the time being. Technically that means none of that 'head, tentacles, or any other pony and non-pony body parts growing out of me' stuff. However, you've been strangely quiet from the moment we said bye to Celestia and left the dining area. Twiggles just asked me, to check what do you think about those conditions?"~ >Huh, their breakfast was over? >Quickly looking around, you noted that Anon and that purple alicorn wonder were walking together, through the castle corridors. >You really let yourself to be lost in thoughts, don't you filly? >Also, her princessness got a lot of nerve, to tell you that you don't look good enough, to show yourself in public! >Without further ado, you unceremoniously resurfaced your head from Anon's chest, to give her a piece of your mind. "I'll tell you, what I think about those conditions, you intolerant alicorn! They suck and you suck, big time!" >To your untold satisfaction princess Twilight jumped with a loud eep!, when you suddenly appeared. >Almost instantly, she was looking at you miffed, with her ears flatten on her head. >However, before she got a chance to say anything you heard three loud noises. >The first one was the sound of Anon's palm hitting his forehead. >You bet he was 'proud' of your behavior and all that. >The other two sounds were a surprised gasp and a metallic clunking noise. >Like if something made from steel just fell on the castle floor. >When Anon turned towards those sounds source, you saw one of the solar guards picking up his spear from the ground. >There was a shocked expression on his muzzle. >Probably he wasn't a fan of horror movies and wasn't used to a head spontaneously bursting out of somepony else's chest. >In a blink of an eye, Twilight was beside him. >She started explaining to him that everything's alright. >That you and Anon are normally like that. >That he needs to keep it a secret and can go back to whatever he was doing before. >Blah, blah, blah, etc. and so on. >Then she quickly returned to Anon's side and began shouting at you. >"See! This is what I meant, when I said that ponies would probably react badly to your unique 'half pony, half clothing' look!" >She forgot to mention about your teeth and tendrils. >"Don't even let me start talking about that... that feelers of yours!" >Hey, you're not some kind of a bug, or a blind fish! >Also, it looks like she doesn't mind your fangs. >You growled loudly. "So, you 'normal' ponies can tolerate Griffons with sharp claws and big, strong Minotaurs with sharp horns, am I bucking right?" >Dumbfounded, the purple royal pain in the flank nodded her head. >"Y-Yes, but you must understan-" >You interrupted her quickly. "I'm glad to hear that! If you already forgotten, I have a 'normal' pony form. It just comes with a nice set of a razor sharp teeth, but I can see now that won't be a problem!" >This time it was Anon, who threw in his two bits. >"It would be fine, if not for that constantly moving and shifting 'skin' of yours. You look fine from afar in that form. Though, I bet my left testicle, you're frightening for them ponies from up close, because of that little tendrils of yours." >And you thought, he was on your side. "Be careful what you wager, because you may lose it someday Anon. Know that if I concentrate enough, I can make my fur look just like everypony else's. No tendrils, no moving and shifting, no nothing." >Her princessness pointed an accusatory hoof at you. >"So why you didn't do it, when we first showed you to Anonymous? I remember clearly that princess Celestia asked you to look as best as you can, before she went to speak to him." >I.. Is she for real?! "Well, duh! MAYBE I didn't do it, because I was practically dying from hunger?!" >She just smiled nervously. >"Y-you may have a point there. Sorry." >You rolled your eyes, like you never rolled them before. >If they could, they would probably fallen out on the floor. "Alright, this conversation is getting boring. Fast. Let's just agree that I won't be showing my amazing skills to anypony, who doesn't 'deserve' to see them. Also I won't use them when I don't really need to, but-" >Anon cought loudly. >"COU-Bullshit-GH!" >You turned to him. "Are you feeling alright there, Anon? You know, I can look close, like really close at that sore throat of yours, if you want me to?" >He waved his hand dismissivley. >"Nah, I'm good. Please, continue." >You smiled widely, showing off your fangs. "You sure?" >You know how much he loved to see those chompers. >"P-positive." "Good. Now, as I was saying, before some rude alien stallion interrupted me. For my secrecy about who I really am, you will let me, to be in my pony form and 'normal, not living Anon's clothing' form in public, whenever I want. Is that clear, princess?" >She scratched her lower jaw in thought. >"Yes, I think it's fine. Of course, as long as you won't be changing between those forms in front of somepony who, like you said, doesn't 'deserve' to see that." >You licked your muzzle, with your long tongue. >It was great to see her shiver a little at this sight. "Alright, so we've got an agreement. See you later, alicorn wonder." >Without waiting for her answer, you merged yourself with Anon's flesh again. >You quickly saw and felt that they began to walk through the castle once more. >Anon turned to a little dumbstruck purple princess. >"She's adorable, isn't she, Twi?" >She sighed and smiled in his direction. >"Y-yeah, that talk right now, it was... something else, let me tell you. I haven't spoken with anypony like that since Starlight Glimmer and you know how that ended." >Didn't they learned already, you could hear them? >Also, who the buck was that Starlight Glimmer, you never heard anything about her?! >She must be some big shot mare, to ruffle Twilight's feathers like she just implied. >Anon chuckled. >"Yep, I know what you're talking about. I bet Prima would show her some 'good time', if she ever tried to pull that extreme equality shit with her." >She nodded her head. >"Undoubtedly, she would." >They both share a laugh and walked out of the castle. >You didn't bother to say anything. >Let him have his fun, soon you'll have yours. >Your trip through the Canterlot streets was rather uneventful. >Some ponies looked at Anon with a curious glance and some with a little fear in their eyes. >The latter ones quickly calmed down when they have noticed, with who he was walking with. >A few of those, who were better clothed, even began to look at Anon with jealousy after that. >Bucking trash, the lot of them. >Finally, you stopped before some fancy schmancy building. >There was a big heart-shaped window in the front doors and everything. >~"Ugh."~ >It was good to know, Anon had the same reaction as you. >Excited alicorn wonder was already walking up the stairs. >"Come on, Anon, Prima let's get inside!" >Heh, she remembered you existed. >You're touched, really. >When Anon walked inside, there was already some fancy mare greeting her princessness. >She was as tall as you in your pony form. >Like most of the Canterlot residents, she was an unicorn. >Her fur was light blue and she had a dull orange and yellow mane. >Also, she was wearing some extravagant black dress, with a golden saddle, which looked like the main element of decoration. >She was in the process of spewing some nonsense, about how she's happy that the most popular princess was visiting them again and all that. >Then, she noticed Anon. >"Sequins and sashes! W-what are you suppose to b- I-I mean, s-sorry, Sir, but we don't have any clothes for M-Minotaurs on sale." >Oh, now that was something interesting. >She was afraid of Anon, but not like those other ponies on the streets. >Anon himself had put it better than you. >~"Damn! She's scared shitless of me! Am I that hideous?!"~ >For some reason you felt a wave of hatred towards that stupid mare and that you need to comfort Anon as quickly as possible. ~"Bucking nonsense, Anon! Stupid whoarse wouldn't recognise a handsome stallion, even if he'd hit her in the snout!"~ >Buck! >What did you said!? >W-why did you said that?! >Anon was just standing there, dumbfounded. >~"Y-you too."~ >Huh? >What that was even supposed to mean?! >Suddenly, princess Twilight to the rescue! >Finally. >"Oh Sassy, no! He's with me and he's not a customer! Please, meet Anonymous. He's my and Rarity good friend and he's a human, not a Minotaur." >So that's what he is. >A human. >Maybe he told you about this before, but you probably wasn't listening to him then. >No matter, that Sassy reaction was funny enough to stop wondering about that and just watch. >She didn't moved from where she were and even started to shake a little. >"I-I um... I'm S-Sassy Saddles. I-It's nice to meet y-you." >Anon extended his hand in her direction. >"Hey, it's nice to meet you too." >She was still glued in place, looking at his hand with wide eyes. >"I... I erm..." >"Anonymous, darling!" >Before Sassy managed to stutter some more, a white unicorn mare showed up, out from nowhere! >In a heart beat, she was beside Anon hugging him fiercely! >"You couldn't even fathom, just how happy I am to see you! I know that Twilight and princess Celestia was there with you all the time, but I was still afraid that I may loose a friend to some nasty, magic poisoning!" >Anon patted her on her curly mane. >Which, by the way tickled you some, when she was rubbing her head against Anon. >"Easy there Rares! I'm here and as you can see I'm alive and kicking. S-so, if you could let me go, before you erm 'upset' my suit, so to speak." >So, she was that Rarity mare, they talked about at the end of their breakfast. >Also, nice save there, Anon. >Though, he was probably trying to save Rarity from what that Blueblood moron experienced already. >You have to explain to him later that you're not some untouchable queen of annoyance-land, or something. >You just don't like anypony, who's looking down at you, or as of now, your host. >Finally Rarity understood what he meant and pulled away from him. >She cleared her throat politely. >"Y-yes, forgive me, darling. It was very unladylike behavior." >To her visible annoyance, Anon ruffled her mane some more. >"Don't sweat it Rarara. I'm also glad to see you." >She looked at him more inquiringly. >"That's a nice suit, Anonymous dear. Where did you get it? I thought I was the only one you trusted in making your clothes." >Anon stroked the 'fabric' of his jacket. >It was quite a nice feeling, but it was ruined by his sudden nervousness. >You could feel it oozing out of him at that moment. >"W-what do you mean Rarity? It's clearly the one, you made for me." >She had none of it. >"Forgive me to say that, but pish posh darling! A good fashionista is always able to recognize her creations and this suit definitely isn't one of mine. Quickly now, tell me who made it for you and stop talking nonsense!" >You wondered what he's going to answer. >Also, if he decides to spill the beans about your existence, did that Sassy mare was going to faint. >Not that she wasn't nearly doing that already. >Anon really tried not to answer Rarity's question. >"U-um... Alright you got me Rares, it's not one of yours. Why do you care though, it's just a suit. Let's forget about it and move on." >The whole time he was talking to her, he was trying to get princess Twilight's attention, so she may help him. >Unfortunetly for him, her royal unawareness was busy talking up a storm to Sassy. >She was yapping about how she shouldn't be afraid of Anon and that humans are different than your normally loud and obnoxious Minotaurs. >You quickly lose all your interest in her words and saw that Rarity put one of her hooves on her chest. >"J-just a suit, darling? JUST A SUIT?!" >Yeah, Anon was bucked. >"Sorry, but you surely must be blind and infinitely ignorant, to not see what kind of a masterpiece you're wearing right now!" >Anon looked at 'you'. >'You' meaning his suit. >"Really? I-I know it's 'special' and all, but never imagined it's that good." >You don't know whether to laugh or cry. >Rarity came closer and extended her hooves in his direction. >"Here, let me show you. Maybe you learn something, dear." >He tried to grab her white limbs, not letting her touch you, but you stopped him. ~"No, Anon! Let her do this. At last 'someone' thinks I'm amazing." >He sighed mentally. >~"Well, excuse me for not kneeling on the floor 24/7 and praising you, Prima. When should I start?"~ >Oh, little human is grumpy again. ~"Just shut up and listen to her, Anon"~ >Rarity already had his jacket in her hooves. >"Look Anon. Do you see the stitches in this part?" >He shook his head. >"Nope, I can't see anything." >She smiled widely. >"Exactly, darling! Normally, without those the fabric would get all wrinkled and jagged. However, somehow the front and the back piece of your jacket fit with each other perfectly. I gather, it must be some magic stitch technique, I never heard about." >She started to gently stroke the fabric. >U-unf. >... >Nah, you're not into mares. >Though, her touch was almost making you add 'yet', at the end of that statemant. >"Also, look at this material! It's so soft and sturdy at the same time and I can't spot even a single wrinkle on it. I never saw anything like this before. I simply must know who's the mysterious creator of your suit, darling!" >Anon scratched the back of his head. >"W-Well it was just lying there, in my room, when I woke up this morning. I just thought it was the same one you made me, honest! If you want to know more, maybe Twilight over there, would know more about it." >He pointed his finger at Twilight. ~"Ah, you clever human you! You throw her princessness to the timberwolves just like that! I'm immpressed, 'darling'."~ >He chuckled quietly. >~"I have my moments, you silly symbiote pone."~ >Huh, silly? >Why you never- >Before you managed to say something, that Rarity mare started to speak again. >"First of all, I believe you Anonymous dear. Please forgive me for my inquisitive nature. Sometimes, it gets out of control, so to speak. Secondly, I'll ask Twilight about your suit, when the time is right." >She released you from her grip and you felt Anon's nervousness dropped rapidly. >Suddenly, Miss Oblivious Princess returned to the world of living. >"Excuse me, everypony! Me and Sassy will go for a short walk, if you don't mind. She needs some fresh air and somepony to talk to." >Rarity raised her eyebrows and looked at the mentioned tall mare. >"Sassy darling, what is wrong? Do you feel alright?" >Sassy Saddles looked from Anon to her and laughed falsely. >"B-Bust my buttons, Rarity, of course everything's alright! I just need to stretch my legs a little and princess Twilight here, she said she'll gladly hear about my new plans related to your boutique." >Rarity looked like she didn't bought any of this, but nodded her head anyway. >"Alright, my dear. I don't have a problem with this. Me and Anonymous will stay here." >You bet all of your teeth that was what Sassy counted on. >Twilight looked at Anon. >"I'm leaving you with Rarity for a while. Please, behave yourself." >Rarity waved her hoof in the air. >"Oh, stop it Twilight. You know that Anon can be hard on the edges sometimes, but he always mean well." >Her princessness squinted her eyes. >"'He' knows what I had in mind." >Oh, you knew exactly that she wasn't talking to Anonymous there. >Shame that you don't give a buck about her, or you'd be really sad about her lack of trust in you. >Anon waved his hand at her. >"See you later, Twi. You behave yourself there, ya hear?." >You laughed like you never laughed before. >He too didn't gave a single buck about that alicorn wonder! >You liked your new host more and more with every passing moment. >Growling, not-so-happy Twilight rolled her eyes and left the building with Sassy McScaredy Flanks. >Anon quickly turned to Rarity. >"So Rarara, I see you got yourself a new boutique. What about that one in Ponyville?" >She patted him on the knee. >"Don't worry, Anon. I'm not moving out from Ponyville, if that's what you afraid of. Boutique in Ponyville will always be my home, darling. I got Sassy here, to take care of Canterlot Carousel for me." >Anon looked around for a moment. >"Yep, I can see that. So, what are her new plans for it? I can't imagine this place being more um... 'marely' as it already is." >Rarity gigled. >"I take it as a compliment, Anon. Sassy wants to have some soothing music in this place. She thinks it will help her to sell more of my creations. She already hired somepony, but never mentioned her name. Although, I think that mysterious musician should visit us here today, so we'll know her name soon." >Anon nodded his head knowingly. >"I think this might work, Rarity. I remember that in my world, we have music in almost every kind of store, you can imagine." >She smiled widely and turned away from him. >"I'm glad to hear that, darling. Come now, let me show you around." >Your little tour of the Canterlot Carousel wasn't as unpleasant as you thought, but you got bored when Rarity began to show her new line of dresses. >It was time to have some fun. >Fashionista was pointing at a ponyquin dressed in an extremely fru fru, pink dress and adorned with a tiara on its head. >"This will be a centerpiece of my new collection, darling! I present to you the new 'Princess Dress'!" >Anon was bored as buck as well, but tried to not show it. >"Erm... Amazing, Rares! It's sooo um, complicated and have many layers and all that!" >After saying that, he stiffened instantly and his eyes widen. >You knew he would quickly notice that he was speaking in a strange, immensely marely voice. >~"What the fuck, Prima?! Why do I sound as if someone cut off my balls! Can you really do that to me?!"~ >Laughing like a madmare, you pointed one more thing to his attention. ~"Not only that, Ms. Anon. Take a look at your hair and what are you wearing."~ >He began nervously touching his head and looked down on himself. >Yep, you made his hair look like a stylised mane of some prissy noble mare and he was wearing a "human version" of the new Princess Dress. >Oh, and don't forget about the tiara on his head. >All in all he looked and sounded like one of those transvestite stallions, who likes to wear marely clothes. >~"HOLY CRAP! I look and sound like a king of faggots! I'm going to kill you, Prima!"~ >You were laughing too hard to properly answer to his threat. >He started wiggle and pull at the pink 'dress' with all his might, but Rarity interrupted his wild dance. >"U-Um d-darling. Whe-ha-where did y-he-you got this dress-ha and w-why do you sound like a mare?" >She was covering her snout, with both of her hooves, to not burst out with laughter. >Her cheeks were red and you saw a hint of tears in her eyes. >It looked like it was as good show for her as it was for you. >"I-I heard what Big Macintosh did at the last Sisterhooves Social. I think y-you'll see you have a lot in common with him." >Anon had a slightly different opinion about it. >"For fucks sake, Rarity! I'm not a fag! I don't date dudes!" >She almoust lost it, when she heard his high, thin voice again. >"I-I never suggested Big Mac is like that! N-Now calm yourself, darling and m-maybe do a little spin for me. I want to t-take a good look at this dress." >Oh, you like that mare! >You like her so much! >Anon clenched his fists and teeth. >"I'm going to burn this place, if you don't stop that Rarity! I swear to whatever deity is listening right now!" >Unlike you, she do what he asked and coughed a few times in her hoof, before addressing him again. >"Um, y-yes forgive me, Anonymous dear, but you have to admit this is rather an unusual sight to see." >Heh, you were not done yet. >You had one more thing planned for this occasion. >To Anon's great disturbance, Rarity suddenly looked at him with bedroom eyes. >She was blushing like crazy. >"A-Anon, darling. I didn't knew you're such a... such a stud!" >Her nostrils were flaring and she was furiously smelling the air around him. >Holding his hands in fornt of him, he slowly started to back off. >Of course, he tripped on his 'dress' and landed on his 'plot' on the floor. >"Ugh, Rarity what the heck do you mean by that?!" >She looked at him as if he grew a second head. >"Really, Anon? You smell like if you just had erm... very close relations, with at least three mares. Judging by the smell, they were really um... satisfied by this." >Yep, you could do that too. >You had this amazing skill to emit different pony pheromones. >They suppose to help you lure an unsuspecting new host, or to intimidate your foes. >Unfortunately, you can use those very rarely, because replenishing those costs a lot of time and magic energy. >Anon slapped his palm on his forehead. >"No Rares! I didn't fucked a marshmallow horse. Especialy, not three of them!" >She cleared her throad politely. >"Of course, Anon, I know you didn't do it. I was just playing with you. I couldn't help myself. One more time I ask for your forgiveness." >Anon waved his hand and answer with his new 'gentle' voice. >"Yeah, yeah whatever." >He also turned to you with his normal, inside voice. >~"Tell me when you get bored of this, Prima. It was interesting at the beginning, I grant you that, but it's getting pathetic. Fast."~ >You wanted to tell him to take a stick out of his rump, but something unexpected happened. >Rarity came closer to the fuming Anon and put her front hoof on his shoulder. >"Alright, you can stop it now, Miss Prima. You had Your laugh, I had mine, but I don't think poor Anon appreciates it, or deserves this in the first place." >Yeah, she's right. >You had your little revange and- >Hold that thought! >What did she just- >"Wut?! What did you just say about Prima?! T-Twilight told you about her?!" >Surprisingly, Anon was quicker than your thoughts. >Rarity helped Anon to stand up. >"Yes, Twilight trusts me and the girls with most of her secrets, darling. Believe me, that she was very frightened before making her decision about intorducing you to Miss Prima. She told us everything she knew about her and we helped Twilight with her doubts as much as we could. Though, now I see she didn't knew everything there was to know. Am I right, Miss Prima?" >Oh, she's good, that one. >She even did that little 'new amazing suit' show a moment before. >Apparently, Anon was thinking the same thing. >"You knew from the start? Then what was the purpose of interrogating me about my new suit, back there? Do you like making me sweat like a nervous pig, Rarity?" >Deciding that enough is enough, you made his voice normal again. >Rarity answered him without hesitation. >"I had my suspicions, but in my defence let me tell you that I didn't know Miss Prima could turn into clothes. I'm sure that even Twilight didn't." >She's right, alicorn wonder learned about it in the morning. >Also, you had enough of that whole 'Miss' manure, she was adding before your name. >With the speed of zebras, you emerged your head from Anon's dress at the same height as Rarity's. "Boo!" >To your greatest surprise, she only took one step backwards from Anon. >"O-oh, Miss Prima I presume. Y-you look rather original... Ah, but where's my manners. My name's Rarity and I'm one of Anonymous close friends. Pleased to meet you." >She extended on of her hooves in your direction. >Dumbfounded, you resurfaced one of your own and bumped it with hers. >That mare must have seen some bucked stuff in her life, hooves down. >Her reaction at your first sight, was even better than Anon's. >Speaking about him, he was occupied with freaking the buck out. >"Prima! For everything that's sane and unmolested, why did you show yourself like that?! I thought you promised Twilight, you won't do that shit in public!" >You looked at him, unamused. "We're not in public, Anon and she already knew about me. Stop gettin' your panties in a bunch." >You turned your attention to Rarity again. "Now you. It's nice to meet you and all that, but stop calling me 'Miss Prima'. I don't like the sound of that. I'm not some prissy noble mare." >She nodded her head. >"Fair enough, Mi-, I mean Prima. Now, can I ask you to stop making Anonymous smell like a um.. bordello? I'm going to open a window. I'll be back in a second." >Oh right, you forgot you were still emiting the pheromones. >Aaand just like that those were gone. >Anon wasn't exactly pleased. >"I want to be wearing a suit and have my normal hair again, Prima. Right fucking now." >Feeling extremely generous you listened his demands and turned your head to speak with him. "You know, I like that friend of yours. There's fire in that one." >He chuckled loudly. >"Yeah, be careful not to be burned by it." >How sweet. >He thought some fashionista was a match for you. >Mentioned white mare got back to you, once again arching her eyebrows at Anon's appearance. >"I see you won't be needing my services anymore, darling. Not with Prima doing such a good job at making you look fabulous." >Oh, stop it you. "I'm doing whatever I can, but he's a challenging customer, that one." >"Hey, if I'm so demanding, maybe I'll start wearing normal clothes again. Hmm?" >You laughed viciously. "Try me. Let's see what happens." >Rarity's ears perked up at this. >"Now that you mention it. What happened to Anonymous suit? The one I made for him?" >Anon was quicker than you in answering her question. >"She ate it." >At that moment you saw a true look of horror on her muzzle. >She started to feverishly looking from one of her dress to another. >There was a mare's head that looked like it belonged in Tatrarus, sticking out of her friends chest and that was what got her going?! >That you're going to eat her clothes?! >You will never understand this bucked up world. >Anon to the resuce. >"Easy there Rares. She won't do it unprovoked. Normally fabric isn't a part of her diet." >Rarity sighed loudly. >"I-I see." >Then her look hardened. >"Anon, I need to speak to Prima privately. I gather, you're wearing only what's truly necessary for your kind under um... her. You can wait for us in the room upstairs, there's a nice couch you can sit on there and some cookies on table. We'll be in my workroom, if you'll need something." >Huh?! >How dare she to order your host and especially YOU around?! "Listen to me here, you little-" >She put a hoof on your mouth! >"No! You'll listen to me, Prima. I hate to bring this up, but I'm one of Anonymous closest friends and I was the first one to tell Twilight, to give you a chance at saving his life. I can still change my mind, if I see you're not good for him enough. Do we understand each other, darling?" >So that's what Anon meant, when he said you could get burned on that fire of hers. >Nevertheless, you smiled widely. >The sight of your teeth got her to remove her hoof from your snout, in a rather hasty manner. "Even if I was intimidated by your threat, which I'm not, I can't be away from Anon for too long. My absence may be very dangerous for him." >Rarity looked Anonymous in the eyes. >"It won't take long, I promise. Do you think, you'll be alright without Prima for such a short time, Anonymous dear?" >And just like that, you started to dislike her, word after word. >As always Anon showed his 'immense intelligence'. >"Yeah, I think I'll be fine for a short while. I can feel that Prima absorbed enough of that foul magic energy till now, that I can be without her for an hour, or two." >What the double buck was he doing?! >Was that some kind of a revenge for your previous behavior, or was he doing it to eat cookies only in his briefs upstairs?! >What can you say, you heard about stranger fetishes than this. >Rarity smiled at him. >"Thank you, darling, just remeber where you can find us." >Then she looked at you. >"Can we go now, please?" "No." >Anon put his hand on your head. >"Go, you stubborn symbiote pone. I'll be fine, I'm not some stupid kid, you know. I'll find you, if I start to feel anything like in the morning." >Buck you Anon! >Buck you and that stupid friend of yours! >You started to detach yourself from him. "It's your funeral Anon, I hope you know this." >He was standing there, only in his briefs and was waveing his hand. >"Nah, I'll be alright. Have fun, ya hear." >You're going to bite him someday. >You swear to Faust! >Rarity turned to him once more. >"Anonymous, dear. You can go upstairs now. I don't want for anypony to see that a naked human is prancing around the Canterlot Carousel. I think Sassy wouldn't like to read about it in the local newspaper." >"I got you, Rares." >She looked at him when he was walking up the stairs and you saw a slight blush on her cheeks. >Oooh, so your host's naked body turns her oven on, so to speak. >Of course, you had none of that. "Can we go now, Miss Important Pony? We don't have much time, you know." >She looked at you and cleared her throat nervously. >"Y-yes, let's go. Do you want some tea?" >You rolled your eyes. "And how do you THINK?!" >She blinked with her eyes. >"I guess, that's a no." >You are Anonymous. >The only naked human in the room. >Well, actually you were the only living being in this room. >Also, you had a sad. >The cookies Rarity promised to you, tasted like shit. >And you ditched Prima for this crap?! >Rarity must have bought these in some local Canterlot shop. >Guess, Sugarcube Corner really had no competition in this pastel horses world, eh? >If Ponko even took a small bite out of one of those cookies, she would go where Rarara got these and turn the baker into cupcakes. >Probably. >You don't really know her that well. >Most of the time she was too annoying for you to be around. >Thinking about your life choices you just sat there, playing a catchy tune on your naked thighs, with your hands. >You wondered what Rarity wanted to tell Prima so much. >You really had no clue. >Maybe she was just looking after you and decided you want some time alone, away from Prima. >Or, maybe she wanted to warn Prima that if she hurt you somehow, Twilight won't be the only one, who will be upset about it. >You really hoped your first guess was the true one. >After all, you had no suit to wear for Rarara's funeral, anymore. >Although, you didn't think Prima would have hurt her, if she heard something she wouldn't like. >Prince Blue Balls surley was an isolated case. >Moreover, you also wanted to tear his balls off, on more than one occasion. >You looked at the ceiling and sighted. "Yeah, Rarity will be alright there." >Hopefully. >Suddenly, you heard someone knocking at the door to your room. >You instinctively covered your crotch with both of your hands. >The door opened. >"Please, excuse me, but there was nopony downstairs and I'm the musician that Miss Sassy hire- FINGERS?!" >Wut?! >You quickly looked at the owner of this happy voice. >It was no one else, but Lyra. >Of course it must have been her. >Only Harps was calling you 'fingers', after all. >"W-What are you doing here Anon, a-all that deliciously naked?" >Aaand only her could get turned on, by your alien human body, like that. >She came up to you, with the speed of some Kenyan wild cat. >She licked her lips slowly, looking at you as if you were a piece of some really yummy pie. >"I-I didn't know my work here would have s-some amazing perks like this." >You quickly moved your not-dressed-enough ass at the end of the couch. >"Oh, don't be afraid Anon. I won't hurt you." >She pushed the table away from the couch and sat beside you, looking at you with bedroom eyes. >Dammit, you had enough of that shit already! "Oi, Lyra. Get a grip, you crazy mare! I'm not here for your private entertainment!" >Her ears flicked a little, but besides that, she didn't showed she even heard what you have said. >Fuck, why didn't your body worked on human girls like that, back on Earth?! >Lyra grabbed one of your hands in both of her hooves. >Yep, your Anon-sense told you, she would probably go for your hands first. >After all, it was one of her fucked up fetishes. >Aslo, her grip was very firm, mind you. >You remembered that her best friend Bon Bon once told you that Harps had a black belt in some bullshit pony kung-fu, or something. >Then and there you thought that it was probably true. >Slowly, battling with your 'great' human strength, she pulled your hand to her snout. >You felt her quick, warm breath on your skin. >What was she planning to do, to you?! >Without further ado, she put one of your fingers in her mouth and started to suck on it. >Bleah, pony saliva! >You quickly grabbed her by the head with your second hand. "What the fuck are you doing, you crazy mint hoers! Let me go!" >She was wiggling her head ferociously in your grip. >"N-NO!" >Holy crap, she was compleatly out of her mind! >Also, you were fighting a losing battle there. "Thanks a bunch for eating my clothes, Prima!" >You were about to kick Harps in the stomach, when suddenly she went rigid and her eyes widen. >"What.. the.. buck are you?!" >She was looking at the door direction, so you looked there too. >There, in the doorway, stood Prima. >There was a few, big tendrils protruding out of her back and she was showing her sharp teeth. >Her 'face' was a perfect picture of anger, surprise and... fear? "H-hi, Prima where's Rarity?" >She took one, quick step forward and pointed her front hoof at you. >"You shut up!" >Then, she pointed at Lyra. >"And you! You'll let him go this instant, or I'll teach you a new, horrible meaning of the word PAIN!" >Lyra's grip only hardened and she scooted even closer to you. >You saw that there was a cold determination in her eyes. >"Make me, you monster!" >One of Prima's tendril closed the door behind her. >Let_the_bodies_hit_the_floor.mp3 >You gulped loudly and had only one comment for this whole situation you found yourself in. "Fuck my life." > >You are T, to the W, to the- >No, no, you were around Pinkie too much lately. >Let's try this again. >You are Twilight Sparkle >AKA Princess Of Friendship. >AKA former student of princess Celestia. >AKA the 'mane' in the 'mane 6'. >Wait, what was that last one? >Erm, no matter, you need to focus on entering the Canterlot Carousel. >You wanted to check on Prima. >If she so desired, that 'mare' could really cause some serious troubles. >Also, she was pretty short-tempered, as you already experienced. >Your 'little' talk with her in the castle, wasn't exactly peaceful. >You know Rarity don't mix well with that kind of ponies. >If Prima decided to show herself, which was more than probable, you were afraid that there was a real battlefield, on the other side of the door. >Without further ado, you opened those and entered the boutique. >Inside, you found that everything was... normal. "What?" >Why were you disappointed?! >After all, it was a good thing! >"I see you're back, darling. Where's Sassy?" >You saw Rarity, who was coming in your direction. >Like the butique, she also looked fine and dandy. >Hurray. >You pointed with your hoof at the door. "She decided to stay outside. She said she'll wait for Lyra, whom she said she hired to play for the customers in here." >Rarity looked surprised. >"Oh! So Lyra is our mysterious musician. I never thought Sassy would hire somepony from Ponyville." >You giggled politely. "Rarity, please. Ponyville isn't so far away from here. Also, you, me and the other girls are from there. If I could be a little full of myself, I would say that what we did and who we are, really changed that town. On our eyes it turned from a nameless place where ponies live, to an important and well known town, where most ponies wouldn't mind to live in. Of course I'm not that selfish, so I won't say anything like this." >You winked to her at the end of your speech. >"Of course, my dear. You're certainly not like that and you're right. Ponyville is truly something special." >You smiled warmly and asked the million bits question. "Rarity... have you met Prima already?" >She nodded her head. >"Yes, yes I have. She's... feisty, that one." >You looked around. "Aaand where are they?" >"They, darling?" >You raised an eyebrow. "Yes, Anon and Prima. I'm sure you noticed that they're quite inseparable. At least for now." >Rarity turned around. >"Not quite inseparable, as you might think." >She pointed her hoof at the stairs. >"Anon is in the room upstairs, probably enjoying some pastries." >Then she pointed at her workroom. >"In turn, Prima is waiting for me downstairs. We were busy conversing, but nature called me, so to speak. You just caught me on my way back, from the little filly's room, my dear Twilight." >Unsurprisingly, your head started to hurt. "Wait, they separated from each other?! I thought they knew it's dangerous for the both of them!" >A little nervous, Rarity stroked one of her front hooves with the other. >"Well, to say the truth, I helped them a little in reaching that decision, but-" >You interrupted her almost immediately. "YOU made them do it?! A-also, you left Prima alone, without any supervision?!" >You threw your hooves in the air, to show her just how serious you were. "What were you even thinking?!" >At least Rarity had enough decency, to look a little guilty at that moment. >Though, she was still trying to play a smart-flank. >"Please, calm yourself, darling. Surely, you don't want to have another one of your um, episodes." >You just squinted your eyes. "You think?!" >She laughed nervously. >"Y-yes it's true I, let's say, 'asked' Prima for a private talk. In my defense, it was suppose to be very quick and Anon himself said, he dosen't have a problem with it. I suggested him to wait upstairs, because of his sparsely attire. As for Prima, she's a grown.. mare and I'm sure even she can behave like one, for such a short time." >Was she trying to imply, that you were worried over nothing? >Before you managed to open your mouth, to prove her wrong, you heard something upstairs. >It was a racked of some sorts. "What was that?" >Rarity quickly looked at the closed doors upstairs. >"I don't know, darling. Anonymous is there. We should check it immediately. I wager that Prima can wait for me a little longer." >Suddenly, you heard a audible scream. >"Prima, no!" >It was Anonymous voice. "I wager she can't, Rarity!" >In a blink of an eye, you and her started running in the stairs direction. >When you were in the middle of climbing those, you heard another loud shouting. >"Dammit Lyra, stop it, you-" >Then, breaking and crashing sounds choked the rest of Anon's utterance. >You quickened your pace, leaving Rarity behind. >You had no time to lose! >Also, to your great shame, you remembered that you actually have wings, a little too late. >Before you unfolded them, the doors upstairs exploded! >In the rain of splinters, you saw two pony-like shapes flying in the air. >One was dark blue and the other was mint green. >Those crashed and rolled with each other, ending their short 'trip' near the top of the stairs. >You and Rarity stopped, dumbfounded. >From where you were, you could perfectly saw that Prima was sitting on top of Rarity's new musician, Lyra. >The mentioned mint green unicorn was lying on the floor and punching symbiote pony in the snout. >Her front hooves were moving so fast, you could barely follow them with your eyes. >However, Prima seemed to not care. >Even under the most vicious of blows, her head didn't moved an inch. >It looked like if she made her skin harder than a royal guard armour. >Commonly speaking, Lyra was trying to beat the hay out of a statue made from steel. >Prima's 'feelers' grabbed her opponent's hooves and pinned them down to the ground. >Grinding her teeth, Lyra quickly pointed her horn at Prima's chest and fired a magic bolt. >To hers and yours surprise, symbiote pony's chest and back opened and the spell flew straight through her, hitting the ceiling above them. >Prima wasn't particularly fond of Lyra's actions. >"Oh, you little bucker!" >She quickly grabbed unicorn's horn, with one of her front hooves and pushed her head on the floor. >With her every limb immobilized, Lyra was practically at Prima's mercy. >Prima raised her other front hoof. >It started moving and shifting, as if made from some liquid substance. >Once it 'calmed down', it was looking more like a skewer, than a hoof. >Raising it even higher, Prima turned to Lyra once more. >"Nopony will cry after somepony like you." >If there ever was a time to act, it was then and there! >You started charging up the spell, you created especialy for that kind of situation. >Though, before you released it, you saw Anon running through the broken door. >He unceremoniously tackled Prima, throwing her off of mint green unicorn mare! >He did it, dressed only in his briefs, mind you. >U-Unf. >No, take your head out of the gutter, filly! >"Calm yourself, you crazy bitch!" >Huh?! >Now Prima was the one lying on the floor, with Anon holding her down and shouting at her. >She was trashing and wriggling in his grip. >"Never!" >Most of her tendrils had sharp edges and ends, looking almost like some kind of a living swords. >However, they were not attacking Anon, keeping their distance away from his exposed skin. >It was painfully obvious that Lyra was the only one, Prima wanted to hurt. >"Let me go, you freak!" >It was the voice of mentioned mint green mare. >She was still lying on the floor and flailing one of her rear hooves furiously. >You and Rarity saw that one of Prima's longest feelers was wrapped around Lyra's limb, not letting her stand up. >Pinned down by an angry human, Prima smiled viciously at her. >"I think you heard that one: make me!" >Almost immediately after that Lyra's eyes widen and she started screaming. >"Aaaarrghh she's going to crush my hoof!" >You couldn't take it anymore! "ENOUGH!" >Your horn glowed like Celestia's sun and you casted the spell you were holding in! >Incredibly loud, deafening shriek filled the air inside the Canterlot Carousel! >Except you and Prima everypony else covered their ears and gritted thier teeth. >You as the caster, were less exposed to the spell's effects. >That helped you in maintaining your concentration, which was needed to keep the spell going. >Prima didn't protected herself from the noise, because she simply couldn't. >"Stop it! You're tearing me apart!" >She was squirming under Anonymous, howling like a wounded animal. >Although, her tendrill was still wrapped around Lyra's rear hoof. "Let her go and I promise, I'll cancel the spell!" >Unsurprisingly, Prima had none of it. >"Buck you alicorn, buck YOU!" >You knew you had to stay strong. >It was your first and hopefully last duel with her and you couldn't afford to show her any weakness. >Holding your breath, you powered up the spell. >The shriek became so intense, it shook the windows in their hinges. >"Darling, is this awful sound really necessary! It's hurting my ears!" >It was Rarity. >She was standing the closest to you, with her eyes closed and her ears covered by her hooves. >You couldn't believe it! >The spell was so strong, that it was physically injuring your friends and Prima was still not letting go of Lyra! >Those intense sonic waves surely must have been causing her agonizing pain already. >What did that mare did to her that she was so mad at her?! >At that moment you wasn't sure, who would give up first. >You, or Prima. >Luckily for you, Anon was the one, who end it all. >"Let her go you fucking, stubborn mule!" >He punched Prima right in the muzzle! >She was so shocked by his actions that all of her feelers went back into her body. >In other words, she did what everypony wanted from the start and released Lyra from her vice-like grip. >Anon quickly stood up and found himself beside Lyra, before you and Rarity. >He crouch down to get on eye level with her and put his hand on her withers. >"Hey Harps, are you feeling alright?" >She was breath was quick and nervous, but she nodded her head. >Anon patted her on the head. >"Good, good, you crazy mint hoers." >You heard a shuffling to your right. >Lying on the floor and looking worse for wear, Prima was looking at Anon. >"I... can't... belive it." >Her normally scratchy and audible voice was weak and quiet. >Seeing that Lyra felt mostly fine, Rarity turned to face Prima. >"YOU! I thought I told you that in my book, you're still on the trial period! Why did you attacked an innocent and peaceful pony like Lyra? Explain yourself, immediately!" >With a groan, Prima slowly rolled on her belly and chuckled weakly. >"I-Innocent... h... ha... what a... joke." >She started to stand up on a wobbly legs. >"S-She... tried... t-to... rape Anon." >You felt like your pupils turned to pinpricks. >You immediately switch your interest from Prima to Anon and Lyra. >Rarity's voice boomed behind you. >"Surely, she must be jesting. You didn't approached, or touched Anon in the manner she so boldly suggest?!" >No, it was immposible that she- >"W-well, I saw Anon was n-naked a-and.. I-I um, I... may went a little o-overboard with the erm, t-the greeting part of our m-meeting." >WHAT?! >Lyra was looking at nothing in particular and there was a faint blush on her cheeks. >Anon slapped his palm on his forehead and was shaking his head in disbelief. >"Now you fucked up, Harps." >You on the other hoof, you saw red. >Using your magic, you snatched Lyra in the air and started to shook her with a significant force. "You! What did you do to Anon!" >Yes, you had one of your episodes, like Rarity aptly called those. >No, you were not and you'll never be proud of this, but rather the other way around. "Don't you lie to me! I know spells that can detect even the slightest departure from the truth!" >Lyra's head was flipping back and forth in your magical grip. >Almost like if she was a hoof puppet of some sorts. >Rarity grabbed your head from behind. >"Twilight, please stop this! You're not acting like yourself!" >An images from your fight with lord Tirek flooded your mind. >Memories of you firing a death ray at him, or crushing him under a few tons of a hard ground. >In those fateful moments, drunk with the power of all the other alicorns, you really didn't cared about the consequences of your actions. >You never wanted to be like that, ever again! >However, before you put Lyra back on the ground, you felt a short flash of pain in your horn. "Augh!" >Your magic around mint green unicorn disappeared, but she managed to land safely on all her hooves. >Looking up, you saw Anon standing beside you, who was pulling his hand away from your head. >He must have flicked your horn with his finger, to ruin your concentration. >Also, he was smiling. >"Relax Twiggles, nothing much happened. Lyra may had been a little rough with me, but I know how to protect myself. Everything would be fine if-" >Then, he turned his head to look at Prima and his smile vanished. >"-if someone wasn't FUCKED IN THE HEAD, thought she was trying to rape me and didn't even LISTENED to me!" >Surprisingly for everypony it was Rarity, who was trying to defend Prima's actions! >"Wait, Anonymous! You must think about it more carefully. I can see now that Prima was simply afraid for your safety. Of course, I'm not trying to imply that what she did, was in any way a good decision. Although, it's obvious she did it to protect you, darling." >Anon pointed his finger at Rarity. >"Yeah Rarara, shame that I... I-I... don't..." >Suddenly he started to sway on his legs and put one of his hands on his head. >"...don't g-give..." >He collapsed with the wall behind him and slowly slid along it on the ground. >"...a fuck." >His last word sounded weak and forced at the same time. >Lyra was the first one, who reacted on Anon's disturbing behavior. >"Anon! What happe-" >In spite of yourself, you grabbed her with your hoof and shoved her behind you. >"Darling?!" >Ignoring Rarity, you quickly found yourself beside Anon. "T-this must be the effects of magic poisoning. Prima, he needs you, right now!" >Still shaken by your little confrontation, Prima started to walk slowly in Anonymous direction. >"Y-yes." >That was all she had to say at the moment. >Unfortunately, she was stopped by Anon's extended hand. >It was closed, only except his middle finger. >"N-nah, I..I think I'm... good... 'F' you..." >Did Anon lost his mind?! >You know he was angry at Prima, for what she just did. >Although, you never imagined he'll try to sacrifice his own health, to get back at her! >You placed your front hooves on his shoulders. "Anon! Pull yourself together and stop with this nonsense! Prima is here to help you!" >He looked at you with a blank stare and shook his head a few times. >Incredible! >He was even more stubborn than she was! >"I don't get it! What does he need her for?!" >Lyra decided to speak without being asked to. >Your head snapped in her direction. >When she saw how you looked at her, she laid her ears flat and took a nervous step backwards. >After that, you started shaking Anonymous shoulders with vigour. "I-If not for her, give Prima another chance, becouse I ask you Anon! Y-Your friend! Listen to ME!" >Anon lowered his head down and smiled weakly. >"R-right... friendship is... magic and all that." >Finally, he stopped blocking Prima and you stepped back from him, to give her some place. >Still shaking a little, she came over to sitting Anon. >The mentioned symbiote pony was looking at Lyra with an unreadable look in her eyes. >She started to rub against Anon like an affectionate cat would and planted a little kiss on his naked shoulder. >You would have been lying, if you said then a there that her behavior, didn't stir something inside of you. >On the other hoof, Lyra's pupils shrank, but she didn't said anything. >Prima was obviously having the time of her life. >Using her mane and tail 'hairs', she practically forced Anon to hug her. >Still looking at Lyra with a sly smile on her muzzle, she started to direct one of his hands on her shapely rump. >Like everypony else, Anon had enough of this. >"Hurry up, dammit! W-We're...not i-in some strip club!" >With her one last try to ruffle Lyra's feathers, Prima wrapped her long tongue around his neck. >After that, she merged with him almost in a blink of an eye. >Anon was once again wearing his suit and his breathing became calm and even. >Lyra's lower jaw hit the ground. >"Wh.. wa.. wha.. ke?" >She looked like if her brain stopped working for a while. >Anon stood up and put his hand on your mane. >"If it's worth anything, I'm sorry something like that happend Twi, Rares. Now, please excuse me. I need some fresh air asap. I'll catch you later." >Without waiting for anypony's answer, he started walking down the stairs. >You were following him with your eyes, until you heard Rarity talking to Lyra. >"Come, darling. Let me see that hoof of yours." >Oh right, you got some angry shouting and a lot of explaining to do. >Turning in Lyra's direction, you silently hoped that this time Anon will be alright, without you around. > >You are Anonymous. >The only huma- >Fuck that shit! >One royally pissed motherfucker, that's who you are! >Oh, yes you were angry. >Angry about fucked in the head monster pones! >Angry about perverted, clingy unicorn deviants! >Angry about elves! >The fuck?! >You were not angry about those! >Or, have you?! >Dammit, if someone from your world saw you right now, they would definitely advise you to take one, fuckhuge chill pill. >Gritting your teeth, you were walking through the Canterlot Carousel, like an enraged rhino. >You quickly found yourself beside the door leading outside. >Tempted to just kick that fancy piece of shit out of its hinges, you turned the doorknob with your hand. >This turned out to be a good decision. >On the other side of the door were standing Sassy Saddles and two solar guards. >She must have heard that horrifying sound Twilight's spell was making and called for some help. >You quickly went down the short stairs leading to the boutique. >As soon as your 'shoe' touched the pavement, armored pones pointed their two spears straight at your face. "What the shit?!" >Behind their backs Sassy went absolutely bonkers. >"It's him, it's that bald Minotaur I told you about! I'm sure he did something to Rarity and princess Twilight and now he's trying to run away!" >That's_racist!.gif >What was her fucking problem with you?! >First she almost shat herself at your sight and now she's accusing you of hurting your friends?! "Screw you! Eat a dick, bitch!" >You must admit that it certinaly wasn't a strong line of defence. >Though, you were too angry to care. >When Sassy's expression turned into a mask of utter shock, you looked at the guards. "Get those fucking toothpicks out of my face, will you?!" >Yeah, you were like that when you were pissed. >Dancing on the edge, making enemies out of everyone around. >Naturally, armored pones didn't listened to your demands. >The sharp tips of thier spears were almost touching your nose. >You slowly raised your hands up. "Listen guys, I don't want to fight with you... yet. Princess Twilight is my friend and I didn't do shit to her, or anyone else. Go, ask her. She's in the boutique and I'm sure she'll confirm my claim and order you to leave me alone." >One of the guards squinted his eyes. >"There's no way for you to be left here, with only one of us. You may not be a Minotaur, but I never saw your kind around. I simply don't know what you're capable of." >Then, without turning his head, he addressed Sassy. >"Ma'am can I ask you to go inside this establishment and check if he's telling the truth?" >Her ears perked up and her eyes widen. >"Y-yes! Right away!" >Bitch was probably more than happy to not stand around here with you, even with the guards present. >Man, some Minotaur asshole must have really hurt her, or something in the past. >Though, that didn't gave her any rights to accuse you like this, without any proof! >You and the guards were looking at each other with growing annoyance in yours and cold determination in their eyes. >Untill you heard something, behind the other side of the Canterlot Carousel main door. >"...and that he would never hurt any of us, even you Sassy." >It was Twilight's voice. >The door opened and she was standing there, with Sassy behind her. >Looking at the scene before her, she turned to the overzaleus guards. >"You can let Anonymous go, everything's alright. Sassy was just a little too concerned about my and her employer's safety." >Their spears didn't moved an inch. >"Are you sure, princess?" >Twilight answered with a tired voice. >"Yes, yes I'm sure. Thank you for your time, gentelcolts." >Finally, the airspace around your head was free from the sharp objects. >The guards saluted in front of Twilight and started to walk away. >You on the other hand, turned your eyes at Sassy. >If looks could kill, she would caught fire then and there! >Unfortunately, the only thing you could do, was to show her your famous middle finger. >Gazing upon its glory, she lowered her head in shame and backed away inside the boutique. >Not even 'I'm sorry' left her mouth. >Fuck her, you don't need to be friends with her! >Twilight made a face. >"That surely won't help her to warm up to you, Anon." >You shrugged your shoulders. "Meh." >She sighed, put a hoof on her forehead and shook her head a few times. >When she was done, she turned to you one last time. >"I need to stay here for a little longer. Will you be alright on your own, with Prima?" >You waved your hand dismissively. "Yeah, yeah. I got this Purples. We'll see each other in the castle." >Not waiting for her answer, you turned around and began to walk away. >When you heard the doors closeing behind you, you knew you were finally alone. >Well, not exactly alone. >At least Prima didn't say, or do anything during your rather unpleasant encounter, with the guards and Sassy. >Probably she was too busy licking her wounds, or some other shit. >Though disturbing in itself, that whole situation let you vent some of your anger. >You felt a lot more relaxed and- >~"I'm still waiting."~ >Feck, you said it too soon! >Clenching your fists, you tried to be nice to Prima. ~"I'm not in the mood to talk with you right now, so I'm going to ask only once. What are you waiting for?"~ >Prima didn't waste any second to answer you. >~"I want to hear a loud 'thank you for saving me from this would-be rapist, Prima'. Also, while you're at it, a nice 'I'm sorry I hit you' would be in order."~ >WH- WHAT?! >She was fucking serious! >She really thought she saved the day, with what she did! >You put your hands on your face and started to talk aloud. "No, no, no. I must stay calm, I must stay calm." >The reason for your strange behavior flew over Prima's head. >~"Oh, and don't worry. I'll quickly recover. Next time that mint green unicorn whoarse won't be so lucky."~ >At that moment something snapped inside of you. >With the speed of Kenyans, you grabbed your jacket and stretched it with all your might. "NO! I can't stay calm! Are you fucking RETARDED!?" >Prima wasn't happy to hear that. >~"What the buck do you mean?! I saved your stupid flank and that's how you thanking me for this?! Buck you!"~ >Still holding 'your jacket' in your grip, you started flinging your hands in various directions. "NO! Fuck you! Fuck you, Prima! You didn't need to save me! You didn't need to do shit, other than just listen to me, back there! If Twilight wasn't my friend, she would surely put you right back in your magic glass prison, after something like this! Then, guess what?! I would die and you would die, you stupid, overactive bitch!" >Your rage must have looked pretty funny from a bystander point of view. >Though, you would rather walk away from that kind of person. >Swearing and fighting with your own clothes, in the middle of the street, you probably looked like a guy who escaped from a loony bin. >It was good no one could hear Prima. >~"Maybe it would have been better that way, you dense motherbucker! At least, I wouldn't have to be around that bucked in the head friends of yours!"~ >You tugged at 'the fabric' with even more strength. "You little fucking bitch yo-" >Suddenly, you realised it wasn't worth it! >She was too self-centered to understand why you were so pissed. >You let go of your jacket and started walking with a newfound vigour in your step. >Luckily, none of the ponies that saw your unusual behavior belonged to the guard. >A chase was the last thing you needed. >~"And where do you think you're going, you inbred piece of manure?!"~ >Still talking aloud, you waved your hand with annoyance. "I'm done talking with you, Prima. Fuck that 'fighting darkness in one's heart' shit. I need a drink!" >She laughed loudly. >~"You really must be bucking naive, if you think I let you do this!"~ >You gritted your teeth with the force of a thousand suns and used your inside voice. ~"Listen cunt. I will have my drink even if I have to buy a syringe and inject the booze directly into my veins. I swear to whatever fucked up deity you believe in, I'll do it!"~ >Of course she started swearing like an old pone sailor. >Never before have you heard so many equivalents of human profanities and death threats. >You didn't gave a single, minuscule fuck about it though, so she quickly got bored and shut herself up. >It was getting late, but you managed to find a decent looking bar. >As always, you were at the center of attention inside. >At least for the first few moments. >After a short, brisk walk you found yourself sitting face-to-muzzle with the bartender. >He was an older, light brown unicorn pony, who's snout was decorated with a stylish mustache. >Also, he wore a white collar with a red bow tie on it. >"You're sure an interesting sight, what can I get you, Sir?" >You looked at the collection of various liquors behind him. "Whatever man, as long as it's strong and you have a lot of it." >He raised his eyebrow. >"Then, maybe I can interest you with our local speciality. The Red Phoenix. I think you'll appreciate its taste." >You chuckled quietly. "I'm not here to savour anything, but alright, I'll give it a try." >He put before you an average sized bottle, with a red label on it and a small shot-glass. >After that, with the use of his magic, he poured the first drink for you. >The liquid inside the shot-glass was looking more like a red wine than anything else. >Without thinking much about it, you quickly drank it with gusto. >Like the bartender said, it was quite tasty and had a nice kick to it. >When you told him to keep those coming, he left you the bottle and went back to serving the other customers. >The local pones wanted for him to prepare some mighty fancy drinks, so you were not surprised with what he did. >He just wanted to save as much time as he possibly could. >You were fine with that, until you were at the end your bottle. >Calling him over, you pointed at it with your finger. "I thought I told you to give me something strong. This Red Phoenix of yours taste like a real deal, but its not working as it supposed to. I feel like if I was drinking water this whole time." >His eyes widen. >"Y-you drank the whole bottle a-and you're still sober, Sir?" >You nodded. "Eeyup, I feel nothing, not even a slight buzz." >He gulped loudly. >"M-mostly unusual. Last night, I gave the Red Phoenix to the biggest Minotaur fellow I ever saw. Long story short, he was lying unconscious on the floor, after finishing a bottle like this." >You stand up completely stupefied with what he said. >Thanks to Ponko parties, you knew that pony liquor was working on you, like it should. >A bottle of something that put a grown Minotaur to sleep, should have fucking destroyed you. >Unless... >Unless 'somepony' was helping you in not getting smashed! >You closed your eyes. ~"Prima, why the fuck alcohol isn't working on me?! Answer me, now!"~ >You heard a wild giggle. >A wild, DRUNKEN giggle! >~"Becaushe I ab-sorbed it frooom yhour bhlood! Aaall fhor me, nooothing for yooou, buckhing hhh hu-man!"~ >Beautifull! >She was fucking shitfaced! >Suddenly, you felt that your suit started 'melting' and falling from your body. >Holy crap, Prima's structural integrity was getting all wonky when she was drunk?! >"S-Sir, do you hear me? Are you feeling well?" >Opening your eyes, you saw that the pone bartender was looking at you nervously. >He probably thought liquor finally started working on you and you went into some weird ass coma, or some shit. >Grabbing your falling down pants, you turned to him. "Listen man, I must get the hell out of here, like now. Please put the drink on princess Twilight tab. I'm her firend, she won't have a problem with that." >Sorry Twiggles, someone ate your wallet along with your favourite suit. >The bartender looked at you intently and smiled. >"You look like an honest and trustwhorthy fellow. I'll do what you asked." >You yanked your pants upwards. "ThanksIgottago, bye!" >You quickly turned around and started running back to your room in the castle. >Luckily, it was a short trip. >The guards at the castle entrance somehow knew you and let you in with no problems. >Still holding your pants, you were power walking through the corridor leading to your room. >Then, plastered Prima decided to get loud, like a true drunk. >She started to sing some lame song, she probably pulled out of her ass. >~"Oooh nhopony khnoows h-how troooubled Ih am! Nho-phony khnooows my p-aaain!"~ >Also, she only knew one fucking verse of this song! >Listening to it over and over again, you saw the door to your room. >As always, there were two bat ponies standing in front of them. >This time it was two armored mares. >Hearing Prima's 'amazing' song once more, you begin to mumble under your breath. "Yeah, as if. Nobody knows my pain, you fucking, crazy symbiote pone." >Unfortunetly, you were unaware she could still hear you. >~"A-ahh, yhou re-eally hhhate me sho much?! Ahlright, bhuck you!"~ >You felt ye olde tingling sensation on your skin. >In a blink of an eye, Prima detached from you, leaving you only in your briefs! >"Bhuck yhou, Anonh!" >She stumbled on the floor and hit the wall before her. >The two guard mares raised their eyebrows at the scene playing out before them. >On a wobbly legs, Prima came over to one of them. >"Whatchyoo lhooking at c-cunt?! Whanha fighthn meh?!?" >Out-fucking-standing! >She was a violent drunk! >You quickly jumped between her and the bat pony mare. >Without waiting for anyone's reaction, you lifted Prima off the ground. >She was as big as this Fleur Something super model pone, but she was also quite light, at the same moment. >Almost immediately she began to thrashing around, trying to get away from your grasp. >"NHO! Leeave mee ahlonhe! Ih t-thought yooohu ha-hate mhe!" >All of her tendrils were wrapped around your hands and chest, trying to pull her away from you. >Moreover, she shoved her front hoof in your left cheek, flattening it against your teeth. >Looking like some new age sculpture, made by a mad artist, you turned to the armored guard mares. "Please, just open the door for me!" >Prima had demands of her own. >"D-dhon't yhou dare tho h-help him! He wh-won't thank yhoo! I-Ish saved hhish unghhrateful fhlank a-and hee didn'th thank me! H-he calledh mhe retardhed!" >Fortunately, one of the guards had enough compassion in her bat pony heart, to do what you have asked. >You quickly threw Prima inside your room and closed the door, to not let her escape. >She banged a few times at the door, but quickly became bored with this and backed away. >Probably to destroy some shit. >You knew you had to go to her, but the crashing and breaking sounds on the other side of the door, wasn't too inviting. "Shit is fucked, ya know." >You said it more to yourself than to the guards and opened the doors. >Prima was holding a bedside lamp over her head. >When she saw you looking, she smashed the FUCK out of it on the floor! >"Come onh Anonh! Hcome inshide! Mhaybe, nowh I'm gonnha h-hit yoh in theee s-snouut?!" >You had only one thing to say. "Nope!" >You closed the door. >Though, you realised you only postponed what was inevitable. >You simply needed to calm her down somehow, if you wanted to live. >You turned to the guard mare, who took pity on your sorry ass before. "Any advice, warning, or help?" >She took a deep breath and closed her eyes. >"A mare's broken heart, is the problem of the stallion who broke it. Don't worry, we will act, if the need arise." >The other one nodded her head a few times. >"What she said." >Amazing, simply fucking amazing! "Wow, thanks for nothing! Wish me luck, I'm gonna need it." >Gulping loudly, you opened the door once more and went inside. End of part1