Flanking Maneuvers: Short. >You were laying back on your bed reveling in one of the calmer nights you've had here. >Meaning you still had your pajamas on and weren't getting accosted to take them off. >Celestia was standing by the balcony door, looking out. >"Dear?" *grunt* >"Let's go for a ride." >You look up at her in confusion.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Say what?" >"A ride. It's a beautiful night out and I never get to enjoy them like this." "Is this going to end with my pants off?" >She chuckles. "Who knows~?" >She probably knew, the twat. "Are you taking me out to meet one of your boytoys on the side?" >Celestia pouts. "That hurts me, Mous. You know I'd never step out on you..." "Unless that's what you want me to think." >She trots up to you and nudges your leg. "Come on, you never take me anywhere nice." "How would this work, anyway?" >"I have wings, Mous." She says as she spreads her "back-tits" as you've called them. "Are you sure you can lift both our fat asses?" >"We'll never know unless we try." She grins out. >This was stupid. >It also might be a trap. >But you were also bored. "Fine." >You hop off the bed and climb onto Celestia's back as she heads out to the balcony. >With a flap of her wings, she takes the two of you into the air. You hanging onto her neck for dear life. >You were high above Canterlot now, just flying through the clouds. >It was kinda nice up here... "I'll admit, you can keep people on your back fairly well." >Celestia smiles up at you. "But I know how kinky you are, I'd expect you to have practice at it." >Celestia rolls her eyes. "Can't even let me enjoy my night out, can you." >You look around at the almost familiar setting... "I have a song for you, if you want." >She arcs an eyebrow.[spoiler][/spoiler] "What? I have a voice like an angel." >"A fallen angel, maybe." >Whatever, she'd see. Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55W3CXfqLIY&feature=player_embedded "I heard you had fucked a guard." "Just like you did all the others." "Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your head decide?" >Celestia banked through a cloud. "You dragged me into your room." "Tried to make me your plunder." "Over, sideways and under." "On a night of blackmail sex." "My slutty wife!" "Re-defining "city bicycle." "You bring the dawn." "Can't make a spawn." "A good thing that you can't, huh?" >Celestia smiles up at you as she decides to sing. >"My freak husband!" >"A stubborn oaf from far away." >"But now listen here." >"It's crystal clear." >"That I keep you around for those hands~..." >She begins to descend, the two of you hopping over Canterlot's roofs. >"An unbelievable ass." >"Indescribably tactless." >"Torid, ruthless, and callous." >"Just an irritating guy!" >Celestia dives straight down. >"My freak husband!" "Don't you dare close your eyes!" You shout, not sing. >"A hundred thousand things to try!" "Hold your breath - it might help here!" "You are a psychopath!" >"You are a psychopath!" "You'll feel my wrath!" >"You can't do math!" >"At the least you can hold my attention." >Shit, she was booking it. "My slutty wife!" "I've got more pranks to do to you." "You'll do me anywhere!" >"You'll do me anywhere!" "And you won't care!" >"And you won't care!" "At least I made you cry out your own name." >Celestia swung back to the castle after your little duet and when p0nies on the ground started to notice the two of you. >You jumped off as you landed and made for the mirror. "Don't fly so damn fast, you'll fuck up my hair." >"Oh, you had fun." "Lies. I had fun one time and it was awful. Never again." >Celestia walks up behind you and nuzzles the side of your face. "Well I did... >Oh hell. "And all that somehow made you horny?" >"Mmmm~" >You reach up and scratch her between her ears, eliciting a moan. "Hey...how bout we try something new tonight?" >Celestia is trying to massage her face with your shoulder. "Oh?...Like what?..." "I'll show you.~" >You walk over to the bed. >Throw up the blankets. >Slide yourself between them slowly. >Reach over and turn off the light. >And promptly go the fuck to sleep. >Deal with it, Celly.