=Flanking Maneuvers Musical Short 3=

>Why the fuck do you have to get groceries?
>You're royalty, you have people for this.
>But nooo. Fucking Celly sends you out at Nine at night to get frozen yogurt.
>Neither of you even eats frozen yogurt.
>You walked into the room and set the bag down on the table.
"They were out of strawberry and if you complain...I'll..."
>Why did your room have ass paddles hanging from the ceiling?
>Why were they hanging from meat hooks?
>Why did they have your name stitched into them?
>"Do you like it?"
>You turn around an-Oh god.
>Celestia is dressed horn to hoof in dominatrix gear.
>You feel a scowl carve into your face as Celestia switches on your stereo and smiles.

-Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYflMT7FRw-
>Celestia walks through the room, moving the paddles with her magic.
>"Look at this stuff."
>"Isn't it grand?"
>"The kind of stuff that makes you unable to stand?"
>"Wouldn't you think I'm the girl"
>"The girl who'll try anything?"
>"Look at this cache."
>"All plated in gold."
>Holy shit, some was gold.
>"How many wonders can one dank hole hold?"
>"Looking around here you think"
>"Oh lord, she's got everything!"
>"I've got handcuffs and restraints in piles."
>"I've got straps made of leather and more."
>Celestia shoves her face in your smiling.
>"You want saran wrap?"
>"I've got miles!"
>wat.
>"And if not?"
>"No big deal."
>"I got more..."

>Celestia trots out onto the balcony and stares at the moon.
>"I wanna be done hanging upside down."
>"I wanna see, wanna see them struggle'."
>Nope.
>"Perhaps even standing on those - by the stars..."
>"Oh~ - hands!"
>She twirls a glass of wine in her grip.
>At least you know why she thought it was a good idea to do this now...
>"Just like normal" is far too bland..."
>"Sight isn't required for foreplay, rutting."
>She runs back inside to a locked chest.
>"And if you want I've got a.. - Ah! here it is."
>"Brand!"
>"You won't need to walk, but please try to run!"
>"You'll be spending all day with the sun!"
>"Please come and see - I want you to be"
>"Part of My World."
>"It's just so boring, spending all day inside this castle."
>"And in my long life, it makes sense for my interests to...change."
>"But as a man, you understand" 
>"That this is not mental sickness"
>"Those proper mares, such boring squares."
>"While I am so grand!"
>Grand pain in your ass...
>"And I'm ready to try what nop0ny tries!"
>"You may ask questions, but you won't get answers!"
>"I have Solar fire and I make it - Dohohoh~..."
>"Burn!"
>"It's always my turn!"
>"It's me who decides, decides that it's time to get done from all sides!"
>Celestia hops on the bed and lays down seductively.
>"Come lie with me"
>She twists around so she's on her back looking up at you.
>"I want you to be"
>"Part of My world..."

>You glare down at your wife.
>Not only were you not in the mood right now, you also didn't want to get immolated.
>You walk back to the grocery bag and pull out a cup of yogurt.
"Vanilla or Orange?"
>Celestia sighs. "Should have known you'd be no fun...Orange."
>You walk up to her with on the bed and open the snack.
>"Mous, I never asked for Vanilla."
"I know."
>You tilt the contents of the cup over onto her.
>As the milky white stream cascades down Celly's leather chaps, you meet it at the bottom and let it fall into your mouth.
>Celestia moans as you trail your tongue up her side and get the rest.
>You get back to your feet and walk to the other edge of the room.
"Now, if you wanted foreplay, we're gonna do something we'll both enjoy."
>You place the orange yogurt on top of the dresser as you grab a paddle from the ceiling. 
>The paddle spins between your fingers as you drop into a fighting stance.
"You want your snack? Come and get it."
>Celestia grow a devious smile as her horn lights up.
>No one in the castle got any sleep that night.