=Bros in Equestria: Afterparty= >Year 8 in Equestria. >You tilted your head back and downed your third shot of the hour, careful not to get any on your suit. >"Should you really be drinking considering what we're about to do?" Anon asked in his gaudy getup. "Did you really have to change into pants instead of that bitchin' leotard?" >Anon crossed his arms and pouted. "Just because I have the highest voice doesn't mean I to be the cross dresser..." "No, the fact that you fuck dudes does." >"Are you guys ready?" a voice called out. >Derpy fluttered up to you two in her maids outfit. She got out of the dress pretty fast, it seemed. >"All set Misses Hooves" Anon said with a bow. "Your hubby gonna get upset that we're technically stealing your first dance?" >Derpy giggled. "He'll just have to appreciate the appropriateness." >You heard Twilight talk on the other side of the curtain. "-happy to see an old friend finally start a happy life. Even if it took him a while." >A chorus of laughs came from the ponies outside. >You hop to your feet.[spoiler][/spoiler] "Everyone remember their lines?" >Derpy nodded. >"Yup." Anon said as he put on his hat. "Then let's go be amazing." >The three of you take your positions behind the curtain as Twilight keeps talking. >"A few friends of ours have set up a..."show" for the groom, they hope you enjoy it." >You hear Twilight scamper off stage as the curtains are drawn back to reveal the packed ballroom. >>There, sitting in a large chair, was Mr. Hooves with a confused look on his face seeing his new wife on stage in a maid outfit. At least Dinky was giggling. >The music starts. -Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzhYhuQXZY- >You slowly tilt your head up and look over the crowd. "It's astounding..." "Time is fleeting..." "Madness...takes its toll." "But Listen Closely." >You stomp your foot as the beat picks up. >"Not for very much longer." Derpy sang. "I've got to...keep control." >The three of you break formation and begin dancing around the stage. "I remember don' the time warp!" "Drinking those moments when-" "The blackness would hit me," >"And the void would be calling!" You and Derpy sang in unison. >The three of you met right in front of Hooves. >"Let's do the time warp again!" >"Let's do the time warp again!" >Twilight levitates a mic to her mouth. "It's just a jump to the left." >"And then a step to the right!" you three sing. >"With your hands on your hips." "You bring your knees in tight!" >"But it's the pelvic thrust," >"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!" >You all jump back into formation. >"Let's do the time warp again!" >"Let's do the time warp again!" >Derpy orbits around her new husband. >"It's so dreamy..." >"Oh fantasy free me!" >"So you can't see me," >"No, not at all." >She gets right in his face. >"In another dimension-" >"With voyeristic intention." >"Well secluded, I see all." >You strut in front of him as Anon dances behind you. "With a bit of a mind flip..." >"You're into the time slip." "And nothing, can ever be the same." >"You're spaced out on sensation!" Derpy shouts on the back of the chair. "LIKE YOU'RE UNDER SEDAAAAATION!" >"Let's do the time warp again!" >"Let's do the time warp again!" >You clear a path of vision strait to Anon as he dances with a cane. >"Well I was walking down the street," >"Just a having a think." >"When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!" >"He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise," >"He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes!" >"He stared at me and I felt a change." >"Time meant nothing, never would again." >You rejoin him. >"Let's do the time warp again!" >"Let's do the time warp again." >Twi grabs the mic again. >"It's just a jump to the left!" >"And then a step to the right!" >"With your hands on your hips," >"You bring your knees in tight!" >"But it's the pelvic thrust..." >"That really drives you INSA-AY-AY-ANE!" >You dance your way back up to the stage. >"Let's do the time warp again!" >"Let's do the time warp again!" >You all fall down as the music dies. >The room erupts into a hurricane of applause and cheers as the music turns into a slow and steady bassline. >The three of you get back to your feet and go out to greet the crowd. "Yes, thank you everypony." you say waving. >Hooves walks up and hugs his wife. "I loved it Derpy." >The mailmare blushes and gives her hubby a peck. >Anon smiles as you attempt to shoo them off the stage. "C'mon, let's not take up space." >Derpy flashes a small grin and pushes Hooves back into his seat. >Anon arches an eyebrow. "Any reason why?" >Oh Anon...you really should have learned by now. >You take your position next to Hooves' chair. "C'mon man, you know what comes next." >Anon listens to the still steady bassline. >"You didn't..." "I so did." >"Who?" "Guess~." >"No way..." >He got no further as a bright flash of light erupted from right in front of Hooves. -Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKyj35ew0E- >Before you all, in a black cloak and whorish makeup, was Princess Celestia. >Just as planned. >"How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman." >She glanced at you and winked. >"He's just a little brought down because when you knocked," >"He thought you were the candyman." >She spun around and strutted to the stage. >"Don't get strung out by the way that I look," >"Don't judge a book by its cover." >"I'm not much of a mare by the light of day," >"But by night I'm one hell of a lover." >Everyone in the room gasps as Celestia tosses off her cloak and reveals a saddle, stirrups, and a birdle underneath. >"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania..HA HA!" >She flares her wings and saunters down to the nervous Doctor. >"So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound." >"You look like you move pretty groovy." >She starts orbiting the chair. >"Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal." >"We could take in an old Hot Trot's movie." >Doctor turned his head to talk to Celestia as she smugly walked around. >"Princess, what are you doing? Is this just a bit of screwing?" >"It's a bit strange, considering it's my wedding." >"I know you are kind and just messing with my mind." >"Or is there something I should be dreading?" >Celestia teleports in front of him again and grins a manic grin down. >"So you got hitched and bewitched, and now you're life's enriched." >"Well Doctor, don't you panic." >"In the light of the sun, when it's all said and done." >"I'll get you a satanic mechanic." >She trots up to the stage and pulls one of Rarity's lounges offstage, the three of you walking up behind her. >"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania...HA! HA!" >She lounges across it with the three of you taking position behind her. >"So why don't you stay for the night?" "Night." >"Or maybe a bite?" >"Bite." >"I could show you my favorite...obsession?" >"I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan." >"And he's good for relieving my... tension." >She climbs up from the lounge. >"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania." >"HIT IT! HIT IT!" >"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania." >She stops in front of Hooves. >"So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab." >"I see you shiver with antici... >The room is silent. >"...pation!" >"But maybe the rain isn't really to blame." >"So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!" >With that she teleports out. >The room stays silent after the sight they saw. "So...who wants' cake?"