“Anon I understand the naturalization process can be tedious—“
>”You’re damn right it can! I spent three hours filling out the wrong paperwork!” You interrupt the regal voice.
“—A-ahem…As I was saying, I empathize with you, that’s why—“
>”Empathy doesn’t help me when I have to fill out the background card in cursive font! The last time I wrote cursive was in elementary school! It’s like another language to me at this point!”
“—Will you let me finish? My words may be of great value to you.”
>You better let her finish before she gets mad.
>You’d been pushing your limits and you knew it, but it wasn’t really your fault you had to spend the last twelve hours working with minimum wage government employees.
>You take a deep breath.
>”Yes, Celly, I apologize.”
>Her features soften into a motherly smile.
“I knew somewhere in there was a stout logistician.”
>”Aw cut it Celestia, I’m not in the mood for sarcasm right now.”
>You’d been in close contact with her for the past week, as such you’d managed to develop a sort of working relationship with the ruler of Equestria.
>You didn’t really see how a six foot tall pony with a horn and wings could control the sun, nor did you subscribe to the whole magic business.
>That mentality helped you treat the ruler and her sister like you would any other person who managed to scam the entire word into believing in them.
>You definitely respected that, but you sure as hell weren’t going to bow to any horse, and she seemed to actually enjoy that.
>She quirks a brow at you.
“Well I’ll get to the point then; I have come to offer you an alternative to the um…bureaucratic nightmare…as you eloquently put it.”
>That got your attention.
>”Oh really? And who’s dick do I have to suck to do that?”
>She never breaks eye contact.

“Well, you wouldn’t have to suck per se…only if happenstance later required it…”
>Oh shit.
>You were totally joking.
>But she wasn’t, at least, you don’t think.
>”Wait, you’re joking right?”
>Much to your dismay you can’t find the hint of a smile on her perfect face.
“Follow me Anon, I will explain in time.”
>You mindlessly follow her as she starts weaving her way through the castle hallways.
“The tradition is somewhat of an older one—dating back over one thousand years, but surprisingly it still remains on the legislative texts as both a viable and currently applicable alternative.”
>”And what exactly is ‘it’?”
“Patience, Anon. The tradition began in the time of my grandparents when Equestria was still a small and isolated country. We were surrounded by vast tracks of unclaimed lands that were occupied by brutes and, ahem…Zebras.”
>She gives you a furtive look before checking to see if anyone heard.
>You shoot her a wink of affirmation, no need for political correctness around you.
>She nods and smirks in response.
“As I was saying, Equestria was isolated and foreigners rarely visited. But when they did they brought such wonders with them! Minotaurs with cedar bows made from the giant Redwood forests of the north, the dragons with obsidian cutlery from the mountains, the griffins with spartan yet lavish fashion from the east coast! We could only watch and marvel at their innovations. I suppose that ours were just as exciting to them as well, but we didn’t think of that. We wanted only to see more of these exotic visitors.”
>You push through the doors to her throne room and walk in to find it empty.
>”So how does this relate to sucking dick?”
“You know you really ruin the dialogue with that language.” She sighs with a playful smile.
>”Well then go on your highness.”
>She shoots you a short glare before continuing.
“Yes well, it happened to be that sexuality was openly flaunted in the early days, primarily for successful mating purposes and dominant behavior, much unlike today where we’ve unfortunately grown away from that.”
>Unfortunately?
“It was not uncommon for visitors to engage in complimentary sexual intercourse with the royal court, in fact, many of our early treaties sprung directly from overzealous copulation and mutual unstable sexual appetites. Out of pride and perhaps a bit of perverted humor, my grandmother Nova issued a decree that any pony able to take her royal cock to the hilt would immediately be afforded the full rights of citizenship as well as a spot in her royal court should they choose to take it.
>You don’t like where this is going.
>You follow her swaying hips up the stairs to her throne and she reaches behind it to pull out something that looked like a suction cup dildo—but for horses.
>She stick it to the seat and it bobbles side to side.
“As you can see she was a rather well-endowed mare, and only four of the thousands of visitors that attempted were able to complete her challenge. Before she passed she had a mold made of her cock so that the challenge could still stand and her legacy would not be forgotten.”
>You point to the horse dildo.
>”So that’s a model of your grandma’s cock?”
“Yes in fact—“
>”HAHAHAHAHA! You actually expect me to suck a rubber horse dick for citizenship?”
“Did you not listen to the narrative? You must sit on it Anon!”
>She actually sounded a bit irked now. Probably shouldn’t have laughed at her grandma.
>”Ok but seriously, that thing’s more than two feet long! I’ll literally tear myself and die if I even could fit it in to begin with!”
“Spells were developed and passed on through the family that would permit the smaller of stature to meet the challenge the same as the larger. Nova sought equality before the cock.”
>You try not to laugh at her statement, but she knowingly smirks first.
>”So you just like, lube up and sit on it or something?”
“Precisely, but heed my warning that despite the spell, it still takes a strong measure of fortitude to complete the task. Even dragonesses have attempted throughout the years to no avail.”
>You will admit that the rubber cock was massive, and without the spell there was no way you’d even try it. But with the spell…
>”They tried on her or on the fake cock?”
“The fake one.”
>You look at it again and reach out to feel it up.
>”That’s actually kinda hot.”
>You lean in and smell the rubber phallus, it was permeated with the private fluids of countless royal females, and it smelled absolutely amazing.
“The dragoness does in fact secrete a pheromone that acts as a nerve blocker in most males…it gives them an erection that lasts anywhere from four to ten hours. They need it because the dragoness canal is not the most pleasant of places.”
>You turn back to Celestia.
>You were starting to feel that erection now.
>”Anything special about mare juices?”
>She smirks.
“Well, Anon, since you asked I will tell you that mares do not have such pheromones. Though many find our musk to be incredibly arousing in it’s own right…I will say that the royal fluids do carry a magic essence that heightens the pleasure of the partner.”
>”That. Sounds. Amazing. We need to have sex sometime.”
>She smiles seductively.
“Perhaps…if you can complete the challenge…I will let you fill the royal canal.”
>Oh shit she just upped the stakes. You really wanted to tap that ass now.
>She was your height but had the build of a small horse. A beautiful small horse…with wings and a horn.
>Needless to say her ass was the tightest you’d ever seen and the brief flashes of her genitalia were all you needed to develop and equine fetish in the few days you’ve known her. 
>”Argh! Fine! Give me the spell, but you’d better let me under that tail when I’m done!”
>She gives you a toothy grin.
“Very well, my promise stands. Remove your attire and prepare for the spell.”
>You undress in the middle of the throne room, it was surprisingly satisfying to stand next to the ruler of an entire country with your dick on display. It felt…dominant.
>She shuffles up to you and licks your limp genitalia.
“Mmmm…such a tasteful flavor you have. I yearn to sample your seed my human.”
>You’d kill yourself right now if it somehow got you inside her.
>You start to get erect at the feeling of her saliva cooling on your junk.
>”Just cast the spell already!”
“Silence! You do not make demands in the throne room!”
>Damn, ok.
>She moves behind you and you can practically feel her sharp horn hovering a few inches from your butt hole.
>It was a very uncomfortable feeling.
>Suddenly it starts to get tingly, and the feeling spreads to your shaft and balls.
>The areas in question start to burn but suddenly get cold.
“All finished.”
>You look down to see nothing apparently different.
>”Did it work?”
>You suddenly feel her wet tongue on your anus. It wasn’t a quick lick either, she contours to the crease of your hole and runs her saliva trail up the crevice of your cheeks.
>”Aaagh!”
“He he he he…so sensitive! This one will be fun won’t he Luna?”
>Wait what?
“Agreed sister!”
>You spin around to see the voice but get locked in place with hooves on your hips.
>A third hoof pushes your back, motioning you to bend over.
>You do so and immediately feel a second tongue last out at your dangling testes.
>It loudly laps at the sack before repeating the full anus lick from before.
“Mmmm…we have never tasted this before…human, you truly are from another world.”
>”Why is she here!” You ask Celestia.
“The law mandates that there be at least two witnesses of the royal cock sitting, otherwise it would not hold valid in a court of law.”
“We grow tired of these questions human! Proceed to the task at once!”
>That sounded a bit angry, maybe pent-up. Either way you didn’t want to piss her off.
>The blue ailicorn walks around to sit in front next to her sister. 
>The pressure is on now. You scramble to find the lube.
>”There’s no lube.”
“It should be sitting on the left side of the—“
“Take it dry then you weak fool!”
>Yeah you definitely liked it when it was just Celestia.
>You reach over and still no lube.
>”Its not here either.”
>The sisters look at each other.
>Clearly Celestia’s dominance trumps her siblings enthusiasm.
>She turns to you and saunters up with her sister in tow.
“Very well but mind that my sister’s patience is growing thin, Anon.”
>Luna flashes you a frustrated look as she passes.
>What happens next takes your breath away.
>Celestial backs up to the rubber dildo and with the help of her magic, runs the shaft underneath her tail.
>She bucks against the rod to lubricate it with her royal mare juices.
>You can see a few clear drops run down to the base of the dildo and spread out on the throne.
>She finally pulls away with a few strings of viscous fluid attaching the dildo to her genitals.
“Luna. Contribute.”
>That sounded more like a demand than a suggestion.
>Wordlessly Luna backs up to the opposite side and does the same.
>She was surprisingly wet and with the help of some kiegel flexes was able to push out more fluid than her sister.
>She pulls away and swats the mare strings away with her tail.
“Now, human!”
>”Ok ok! I’m doing it!”
>The sisters make way for you as you mount the throne, you stand up above the wet dildo and stare down.
>It was so big that it touched the insides of your thighs standing.
>Your finger swipes aways some of the glistening fluid and you bring it to your mouth for a taste.
>Mmm…almost like coffee sweetmer—
“Human! Take the cock!”
>You look up to see Celestia stifling a giggle, Luna was clearly angry but was starting to rub a hoof between her legs.
>Looks like someone needs a boyfriend.
>You stop pushing your luck and start pushing the dildo into you.
>Using the arm-rests, you balance yourself as the fat rubbery head presses flat into your anus.
>”Agggh! Shit!”
>You get no response from the sisters as you struggle to take the bulbous tip.
>The spell didn’t make your entrance particularly flexible, only your organs, that meant it still hurt.
>No wonder she said it wasn’t an easy task even with the magic.
>With a grunt and a relinquishment of self-preservation you pop the head past your entrance.
>The mare-lube was very helpful, no doubt you’d be bleeding right now without it.
>The next few inches of thin neck pass by uneventfully as the painfully large head disappears into your magically altered rectum.
>”Aw damn!”
>A particularly bulging vein on the side started to bite into your stretched opening.
“Do not curse the royal cock human!”
>You look up with watery eyes to see Luna at full mast—magically stimulating her vagina and balls.
>Celestia was laying on her back doing the same, but with an amused smile on her face.
>Your grip on the arm rest suddenly slips and you fall past the medial ring.
>”OW! FUCK!”
>You struggle to get your legs back under you and once you do you launch off the dildo with all the strength you could muster and land prostrate on the throne room floor.
“HUMAN! DID WE NOT JUST INFORM YOU OF PROPER LINGUISTIC PROCEDURE AROUND THE ROYAL COCK!”
“Luna, Anon is clearly in distress, please. Anon, are you ok?
>”Yeah…fantastic.” You painfully grunt.
>Celestial starts rubbing your back in small circles. 
>This mare was the best.
“We typically allow only one try at the royal penetration, but in light of your obvious mishap, I will allow a retry.”
>You painfully rub your gaping anus, the sister’s lubricants accumulated around your entrance was almost like an aloe gel, it calmed the burning sensation.
>”Ahhh…j-just…m-more.”
“What is he bumbling now sister!”
“It appears that our fluids soothe him, as it does to the minotaurs of the plains.”
>She walks over to you and squats over your bum.
>You feel a stream of hot, syrupy fluid hit your crevice and runs down past your anus.
>”Aaaaagh…thank you…”
>You spend the next minute rubbing the slick material around your butt—calming the fire of inadequacy.
“Now you will try again.”
>”I-I can’t…”
“And why not, Anon? You mean to tell me that you are so weak willed as to give up from a simple mistake?”
>You really didn’t want to disappoint Celestia, she was your only ally in this.
“It doesn’t surprise us sister, he looks frail and—“
>”No!”
>They fall silent.
>”I…I have, I have a latex allergy!”
>Hopefully that would let you off the hook without compromising your reputation.
>You were NOT attempting that again.
“Ahh I see…hence your need my mare fluid’s medicinal properties.”
>It had medicinal properties?
>”Y-yeah…”
“Very well, by section 3 of the code of federal Equestrian regulations, page 78, paragraph 2, I hereby stand in as the life-blood substitute to the royal naturalization challenge.”
>”What?”
>Even Luna looks questioningly at her sister.
“Since I frankly enjoy your presence Anon, I will allow you one more chance to attempt the feat on my royal cock. I trust you have no allergies to mare dandruff?”
“Sister! This sounds hardly legitimate!”
“Yes my dear Luna it is, I encourage you to check the laws for yourself if you so wish. However, I recommend you do that after you bear witness, less you miss the event.”
>You weren’t sure what to feel, on one hand you were out of the frying pan and into the fire. On the other, the fire involved intimate contact with the ruler of Equestria.
>On second thought, your ass really hurts, you were going to have to turn down her gracious offer.
>”I—“
>Celestial leans into your ear, her harsh whisper interrupts you.
“I have never offered this courtesy before and you will not disgrace me by turning it down, is that understood?”
>Her stern voice was not one you wanted to cross.
>”Y-yes Ma’am.”
>Luna strains to hear your private conversation but can’t.
>There wasn’t any sarcasm there, she was in charge and there was no questioning that.
>She magically pops the dildo off the throne and sits down to take it’s place. 
>Her royal pink phallus stood tall between her legs, pulsing with a living heartbeat.
>Luckily it was about three quarters the size of her ‘grandma’s’ cock.
“Sit, Anon. Consider this a blessing, not only am I smaller, but you will find my sex much softer than it’s artificial counterpart.”
>You awkwardly crawl to the throne and stand up over her, your feet next to her powerful, furry legs.
“Face the audience, you have no excuse not to succeed now…” Her voice lowers to a whisper only you can hear, “and you have no excuse not to enjoy it.” 
>What?
>Suddenly two hooves grab your hips and she thrusts up into your butt.
>Her head violently prods around your testes and gouch before finding your anus.
>The abrupt contact stung, but she held herself at your surface.
“Ahhh, relax now while I grant you more royal lubricant you feeble creature.”
>How she did it you don’t know, but she somehow flexed and shot a glob of pre-cum out between your juncture.
>With a millennia of practice you bet she could do just about anything with that dick.
>The hot lubricant allows her even hotter member to slip inside.
>It wasn’t as big, but the previous irritation made it just as painful.
>”Aaaaahg!”
“Stop crying, Anon. Do you know how many would give their freedom to simply gaze upon my sex? You are truly being privileged today.”
>She pulls you down and you forcibly take more and more of her hot, pulsing meat.
>Despite the ring of fire around your entrance, the feeling of a tender, living, piece of this beautiful mare inside you was tantalizing…and erotic.
>Your erection stood testament to your sub-contious satisfaction.
>Suddenly you hit her medial ring and everything comes to a halt.
>”Gah! It hurts!”
>Celestia ignores you and tries to pop you over her ring, but you wouldn’t budge.
“It appears you’re reaching the apex of your flexibility. Luna, please help him along.”
>Oh shit.
>Luna, who’d already made quite a mess on the floor, trots up to you and places her wet, masturbating hoof on your knee.
>She peers down at the juncture and formulates a plan.
“Human, lean back into our sister unless you want to break your feeble hips.”
>You don’t know what’s happening, but you do as you’re told. 
>Celestia, wraps her fore legs around you and pulls you into her furry, warm chest. 
>Her head rests atop yours and her breath parts your hair. 
>In spite of all that was happening it was comforting to know that the lovely creature did harbor genuine care for you under her lustful facade.
>It kept you relaxed as Luna turns around and lines up her butt with your hips.
>Her horse pussy is slicked from masturbation and emits extreme heat as she gets closer.
>But she readjusts position and her taunt ponut grazes your small cock.
>She looks back.
“You thought we would grace you with the royal canal? You are inadequate to give enough pleasure, therefore we will use you to scratch our itch.”
“Luna!”
“What? It’s been itching since the worthless cook used barely instead of oats in our morning porridge!”
“That’s no reason to insult the poor human with your dirty plothole!”
“You’re too easy on him sister, true loyalty is marked by willingness to sacrifice. Human, are you loyal to the throne?”
>You nod vigorously in response.
>Celestial seems to sense your powerful lust.
“Very well, I’m sure Anon will just appreciate being inside of something…as filthy as that may be.”
>Celly must not be a fan of anal.
>The fat blue ass lowers and your tip mashes into her dry entrance as the smell of mare butthole hits your nose.
>Celly was right, she actually didn’t wash.
>Either way you were glad to finally be on the giving side of things.
>In the back of your mind there was a concern that the extra two hundred pounds on your lap would split you like a log over Celestia’s cock, but right now every millimeter of penetration was heaven.
>Your naked glans catches on the tacky flesh of her muscly inner-anus but Luna takes no notice. The added friction almost makes you cum right there.
>Then you bottom out…but Celestia doesn’t.
>”Aaaaagh!”
>Her medial ring pops past your anus with the added weight and you keep sliding.
>In a few painful seconds you bottom out on Celestia, your balls sandwiched between the two pairs of tennis ball sized royal gonads.
>”Holy fuck!”
“It would appear you have completed the challenge Anon.”
>Her voice is calm like water through a stream.
>Even if you didn’t have Luna on top of you, you wouldn’t be able to move. Celly’s cock was so deep that you swear you could feel it against your diaphragm when you breathed. It was terrifying and painful, but at the same time it’s warm presence gave you feelings of butterflies in your stomach.
“Now that that’s finished there’s no need to further test your fortitude.”
>Her horn lights up and you feel the familiar tingling around your anus.
>Suddenly the pain disappears.
>”What was that!”
“A simple elasticity spell.”
>That bitch.
“Now, listen to me, Anon. You will leave this room today with the most royal seed of any pony in the world. For neither I nor my sister will have any left inside of us when we are finished, do you understand what this means?
>You simply nod. Even if you had a choice you would choose to stay.
>Then it starts.
>Celestial starts bucking into you and Luna bounces on your lap.
>The two heavy bodies create a sweaty, furry, feathery sandwich of exctacy.
>The lack of excruciating pain made your lust for their bodies apparent.
>You reach around Luna’s waist and fondle her teats while stroking her cock.
“Do not get in the way of my—oooh!”
>You feel her magical hold on her cock dissipate as your more satisfying hands take its place.
>The other moves to her balls and vagina and you dig for her clit.
>Every time Celestia bottoms out, it knocks the wind out of you…a demonstration of her incredible power.
>Three sets of testicles transfer a mixture of mare juice, pre-cum, and sweat among each other—creating a potent mixture of royal musk.
“Ohhh yes Anon, I am getting close!”
>You focus on Celestia by clenching your ass and rocking around on her.
“Uuuugh!”
>Wait that wasn’t Celestia.
>Luna arches back into you, her anus nearly pinching off your member inside of her.
>Oh shit, she’s about to—
“GAAH-AAAH!”
>Her head flares to twice it’s size and you feel her powerful shaft swell in your grasp. She suddenly ejaculates out into the open throne room.
>The sound of her cum hitting the cobble stone floor echoes throughout the cavernous room.
>Holy shit that was hot.
>But she’s not done.
>Stream after stream after stream of her pearly white semen erupts from her cock-tip. With each biological pump, you feel the fluid rush down her tube, just barely underneath the skin of her naked shaft.
>Finally you feel her shrunken balls relax back down onto yours and she collapses into your arms. 
>Talk about a change of heart.
>You hold the blue mare as Celestia continues fucking you.
>She was getting off either way, so your attention turns to changing Luna’s attitude towards you.
>You start gyrating your hips—writing your shaft around in her now relaxed anus.
>If she wanted her itch scratched, you were going to be the best damn itch scratcher in the world.
>You start rubbing on the walls of her rectum which in turn elicits a soft coo from the robust mare.
*PPPPFFFT
>Was that a fart?
>Oh…yeah it sure was.
“Luna! Control yourself, now is not the time to ruin the mood, not when Anon and I are so close!”
“M-my ap-apologies! It seems that t-this human knows more than we f-first appraised…”
*FRAAAAAP!
“Luna!”
>Despite the smell of wet hay, the vibration of gas leaking around her ring and your member felt amazing.
“It’s not us sister we swear!”
>You start fucking her ass as best you could.
“A-*thwap! We-*thwap! Ar-*thwap! Cuming-*thwap! AAAAAGH!”
*PFFF—FRAAP!
>With another wet fart and a cry of pleasure, Luna cums again, this time her mare-hole ejecting a tiny bit of syrupy fluid onto the throne seat.
>The smell.
>It was revolting but at the same time arousing.
>You stop thrusting into the limp mare and resort to holding her large body against you as best you could.
>Celestial had been edging herself close the hole time, waiting for the moment when she could steal the spotlight. 
>That moment was now.
“GAAH!”
>She pulls down on your shoulders until your balls are fighting for room on the throne.
>She ejaculates into you, her copious fluids give you the sensation of hot-coco in your stomach on a cold day.
>You can feel her royal orgasm in all it’s detail as she goes limp to pump the last of her seed.
>Finally she finishes and her limp cock shrinks inside you.
>The hot cum worms its way through your intestines as you lay back into her chest—making gurgling sounds in your abdomen.
>Eventually her cock retreats back into it’s sheath and you find yourself sitting on the cock-nub that protrudes from her crotch.
>You hop off it and back up into her sweaty balls and teats, her semen starts to leak out and pool underneath both of you.
>You lay there between two huffing mares for another few minutes while Celestial licks your hair.
>”What are you doing.”
“Showing my appreciation.”
>She keeps licking.
>”That’s fine and all, but I still need to cum…”
“Oh! I thought you would’ve finished inside my sister!”
>You fare your cock inside the blue mare who was nearly unconscious from her two powerful orgasms.
>As if on cue a quiet, but steady fart leaks.
*pfffffffft
“Oh, yes, as she said before she has been in a bit of gastrointestinal distress lately. If you wish to minimize embarrassment I can leave you to finish in her privately—“
>”I think you owe me some royal pussy Ma’am.”
“—ah…oh, yes…I suppose that was the promise.”
>”Yep. It was.”
“Her anus is much tighter you know…”
>”But it’s not as pleasant as mating with you Celestia.”
>She blushes a bit.
>Her horn lights up and Luna’s body levitates off yours, your glistening erection pops out of her butt speckled with particles of digested hay.
>You would file a complaint if you weren’t hellbent on fucking the ruler of Equestria.
>A wet-wipe materializes out of thin air in font of you and Celestia magically wipes your cock clean. 
“Now how do you propose—“
>”—Lay on your back.”
>She smiles and moves off the throne to lay on her back at the foot of the throne.
>The trail of Luna’s jizz ends underneath Celestia’s white, furry body.
>You wipe some of the jizz off of the floor and use it to lube up your cock.
“Wow, you do have the strangest tendencies human.”
>You shuffle up on your knees and she swipes her tail out of the way.
>You waste no time lancing her fatty royal folds.
>”Oh Celestia!”
>She wasn’t lying about the magic making it feel better.
>The moment your cock plunged into her wet canal it felt like all your nerves were firing at once.
“Well I must say Luna was right about—oh!”
>You may not have a horse dick, but you were going to show her what you could do with it.
>Your hand prods beneath her leathery testicles until you hear her moan…her G-spot.
>You pull her legs over to reposition her hips so you could nail the very reachable spot with your member.
*thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap!
>You vigorously fuck Celestia at the base of her throne.
>Luna stirs next to you and wakes up to see the obnoxiously messy debauchery.
>She doesn’t say anything she just stares on.
>Meanwhile Celestia was starting to change her mind about your dick.
“Oooh what are you doing that f-feels so good!?”
>”That’s a trade secret.”
>Luna notices the trail of her own semen that shot out from under her sister to nearly twenty feet past the steps.
“GAURDS!”
“AAAAEEEH!”
>Celestia’s girly scream masks the sound of the doors opening.
>The guards walk in just in time to see their leader squirt her mare-cum all over you.
>Damn, and they’re not even popping a chub…must all be gay.
“AGH—AHAGH-ANON!”
>They don’t even look at you as you climax inside of the dripping pussy folds.
>Wait, this wasn’t—
“MY SISTER PEED HERSELF AGAIN, CLEAN THIS UP AT ONCE WE HAVE A DELEGATE MEETING AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR.”
>Oh now that’s just messed up.
>The guards immediately file in with mop and towels.
>You meet Celestia’s eyes.
>”Does this sorta thing happen often?”
>She gives you a sheepish smile.
“My sister has reached the age where incontinence plagues her as much as her failed courtships.”
“Luna! I will banish you if you ever say that in public again!”
>You pull your dripping dick out of the stinking mess you’d made. 
“Anon, I do apologize for the um…mess, feel free to use my showers to clean yourself up.”
>Honestly you weren’t even mad, you just fucked the two most powerful beings on the planet…and made them cum…twice.
>Well worth the price of a dirty dick, and hips, and everything really.
>”Thank you Ma’am I believe I will take you up on that offer.”
>You do a courteous bow as Celestia comes to her hooves, she blushes a bit.
“Oh of course—“
“Shove it Luna! You know we haven’t gotten off like that in ages!”
“It has been…two years perhaps, yes.”
>Celestia stares at Luna some more.
“Fine! I verily agree, this human will have a place in my bed tonight.”
“It was my idea sister so don’t try to steal it! He will lay with me tonight!”
“Perhaps he doesn’t wish to be urinated on as a dog does to a tree every time he—“
>”Um…excuse me.”
>They both snap their heads to you.
>”Am I good to go? I mean I’m a citizen and all now right?”
“Oh of course, and a member of the royal court as well.”
>The nearest guard who was stoically wiping Luna’s jizz from the floor looks up surprised.
“Lieutenant. Escort Anon to my quarters, he has earned his place among us today.”
“YES MA’AM!” He salutes sharply.
>You follow him a bit bow-legged out of the room as Celestia’s semen runs down your leg.
>The cleanup crew was going to have a hell of a day.