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>”What about them?”
>The pair your gaze was directed towards looked normal on the surface.
>Though the mare was walking, how should you put it… “oddly”
>”Bet you they screwed before heading out, it would explain her walk of shame.”
>Sitting on the patio of your humble home you rocked back and forth on your rocking chair.
>Your companion, a foul-mouthed little pony by the name of Starlight Glimmer kept you company as you watched the people and ponies passing by.
>Not willingly as she so often put it, she was your brother’s slave.
>Incognito the asshole, he got lucky and won some ridiculous amount of money and decided that he was going to fuck a girl in every country on the planet.
>And he made you a very nice offer, a paycheck and his home, all in exchange for watching over his slave pony till he got back, if he got back.
>Last you heard he was wanted on three counts exposing himself in a public stadium in Paraguay.
>But you were happy for him, he was living his dream. His sick, twisted, and demented dream.
>And you were making out like a bandit from his generous compensation.
>Hell with the amount of money he threw into your bank account you’d be able to afford a pony yourself and never have to work another day in your life.
>”Hey fuckwad, what about those two?”
>You were definitely going to get one who wasn’t such a bitch.
>”Yup I can tell, she took it in the pooper.”
>Jesus what did your brother teach this girl?
“Maybe she’s just not feeling well.”
>”Oh I’m sure getting your ass filled up would make anyone feel a little off.”
>Taking a big gulp water you just shook your head at her bluntness.
“Sometimes I wonder who’s a bigger weirdo you or my brother?”
>”Ha! It’s not my fault you humans are such hornballs. You’d stick your dick in anything if it even smiled in your general direction.”
>That’s not true, you had several friends who swore by the horsepussy but not you, no sir.
>Catching the movement out of the corner of your eye you saw Starlight get out of her seat and saunter over to yours.
>Before you could do anything she was sitting in your lap straddling you.
>”See even right now, I can tell.”
>Her hips began rocking back and forth, combined with her weight pressing down was making things happen for ole’ Anon Jr.
>”If I said we could go inside and you could fuck me you’d do it.”
>Her front hooves wrapped around your neck and as she moved closer.
>Licking your ear she let out a needy moan.
>”I’d do things for you that no human woman ever could.”
>If brain work good he say you in street and people see, but brain not work now.
>”Buuuut..” with a flash of light Starlight was back in her seat “I don’t fuck humans, so too bad.”
>You don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
“I hate you so much right now.”
>”Oh I’m sure, by the way you should cover.”
>Looking at where she was pointing with her hoof you saw the tent that you were pitching.
>Yup fucking hatred for this horse.
>”I want to go shopping.”
“What? Why now?”
>”I don’t know, because I want to. Do we need a reason?”
“Well, yes.”
>”I want some lingerie.”
“You’re a horse, what fucking reason do you need lingerie for anyway?”
>This pony was going to drive you insane one of these days.
>Just think of the money Anon, one day your brother will be back and she’ll be gone.
>Then you could be happy again.
>”Because I want some, now get off your ass and lets go.”
“I don’t think you thought this through very well Starlight. You’re a pony, you never wear clothes anyway so why in god’s name would you need lingerie?”
>”I think I would look good in some panties. With a flank like mine I know it for a fact. Besides I’ve seen you eyeing my butt.”
>She did have a nice butt, not that you’d ever tell her.
>”So grab that card master gave you and lets fucking go!”
>Points for nice butt nullified by a completely shit personality, why the fuck did your brother ever get her.
>Before your brother left he gave you a shiny credit card.
>”This is for any expenses that Starlight needs, just use it for whatever. But no hookers, not unless it’s her birthday.”
>Deep down you knew he meant well.
>But sure as shit he was probably going to give you a call about this particular charge.
“Thirteen hundred dollars worth of panties, I hope you’re proud of yourself.”
>”Oh I am! Especially those black lacy ones. They made my ass looked amazing.”
>Yes, yes they did.
“My brother probably isn’t going to be happy about this.”
>”Master won’t care, he likes seeing me happy. That white thong made me happy, so he’ll be happy.”
>There’s no logic to this mare.
>Sometimes she’ll act like a normal pony, then in an instant she’ll become a tease.
>Oh well, no use in worrying about it now.

>Laying in bed you pondered the events of the day.
>Starlight being a bitch, making inappropriate comments about ponies she didn’t even know.
>Dry humping you, panty shopping.
>Could have been worse.
>Your bedroom door opening brought you out of your musings.
>”Move over.”
>Starlight trotted in paying you no mind.
“I still don’t understand why you continue sleeping in here. You have your own room with a king bed in it.”
>”I do have my own room, but I want to sleep in here. So shut up and move over.”
>When she jumped in bed and snuggled up to you there was a moment of silence.
>”Goodnight Anon.”
“Goodnight Starlight.”
>Listening to her steady breathing you felt yourself slip off into dreamland.

>”Can you believe this garbage?”
>Sitting on the couch with Starlight you watched the show with a neutral expression.
>A lanky guy and a pink mare were both being interviewed on some sort of day time talk show.
>”When I found her I knew she was more than a slave, she was my soulmate.”
>Starlights response was to make a gagging noise.
>The show was about humans who didn’t “own” ponies, rather it was about humans to chose to have relationships with them.
>”She’s faking it, look she’s kissing him with her eyes open!”
>You fail to understand this train of thought.
“That’s important?”
>”Of course it’s important. If somepony’s in love that’s not how they kiss.”
“Speaking from experience?”
>”Pfff anypony with half a brain would know that. That slut’s just trying to get out of being a slave, and what better way than to fuck some ugly human.”
“Whatever you say.”
>”Of course you’d say that, why if some mare just told you ‘I love you, not because I have to but because I want to’, you’d eat it up.”
>Honestly you don’t know how you would respond to that.
>You never had a relationship so who knows how you’d respond to anyone professing their love to you.
>A pair of blue eyes blocked the television show you were both watching.
>Starlight was now in your lap, staring deeply into your eyes.
>”Sometimes I wonder if you even notice how I look at you or how I feel.”
>Closing her eyes she pressed her lips against yours.
>At first you were surprised, but gradually relaxed.
>Feeling her tongue press against your lips you opened your mouth and allowed her entry.
>Strawberries, she tasted like strawberries.
>This was a losing battle, your tongues fought trying to win a battle you really didn’t care about winning.
>Why was she doing this?
>Did she care about you?
>You don’t know how long you two were just locked together but the eventual need oxygen parted you both.
>Both out of breath she opened her eyes and smiled.
>”See, told you so.”
>Sticking her tongue out at you she hopped of your lap and went back to her spot on the couch.
>”All a mare has to do is tease some human with the V and they’ll do anything.”
>Inside you felt conflicted, so what she just did was only to prove a point?
“Starlight don’t ever do that again.”
>You don’t even know why you’re upset about it.
>”Awww was that your first kiss? I stole pwoor wittle Nonny’s first smooch.”
“Fuck off Starlight.”
>Standing up you grabbed the house keys off the table by the door before exiting.
>You put up with a lot of her shit, but this was crossing a line.
>The problem being, you don’t even know what line it was.